Why are Brazilian women so perfect?

Why are Brazilian women so perfect?

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> Tfw nao tem uma Namorada Brasíleira

What did she mean by this?

>.Smile user. We're going to spend the day together!

What do?

Brazilians of Cred Forums, is there any chance she will get a divorce?

Bump psh

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Since when this is average?

Gorillians

What's wrong with their balloon-like booty?

Must be really hard living in a favela. Not even favelados like their women.

assuming you're an ape or a zoophile, no problema at all

shitlet factories

A vida de um favelado é cruel. Sai da sua favela.

never seen a feathered chimp?

The most funny thing: Local males hate black women even favelados and funkeiros, but you see a lot of foreign men with these disgusting women.

>this is an attractive female in Brazil

Fuck off spic.

yet another fine specimen, a Brazilian female practicing a tradicional Brazilian national dance

>expecting bundas
>a monkey faggot spamming men

more Brazilian courtship display, a traditional mating ritual in Brazil

Stop being so gay and post nice women.

Gorillian females are also overly protective mothers
Here's an example of a gorillian female protecting her spawn against evil racists

Brazilian females fighting over reproductive hegemony in their natural habitat: the favela chimpdom
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>not banging faveladas

A Gorillian mother spawning a Brazilian shitlet. Unlike other species of mammals where the baby is born from within the mother's womb and through the vaginal canal, a Brazilian is birth is quite different: the Brazilian comes from within the mother's gastrointestinal tract all the way to the rectum. The whole process is performed at designated Brazilian shitbirthing streets.

This pic is from Dominican Republic, monkey.

I had always wondered this. Are German-Brazilians cold and Emotionless like Germans in Germany?

Brazilian females are very selective when it comes to mating partners. They'll often perform the Bunda Dance in front of a troop of Brazilian males, where they often engage in gunfighting for sexual hegemony and territory. The victorious alpha is given the title of "traficante da favela", therefore asserting complete dominance over the area. Racists who cannot comprehend Brazilian culture often hunt them and cage them for years... an action that's been destroying the Brazilian natural habitat and drastically changing the local food chain.

We have the best ones.

Damn nigga that kid is white af

In very rare cases Brazilians are born without any pigmentation. They're called "brancos" in Brazil, but are scientifically known as "macacos albinos".

90% of them are GOAT. Our whores are shit tier and from neighbour countries. I'm envy Spain.

What they deleted?

Put on google "escorts brasileñas madrid" and click on the first result.

Amazing thread.

They don't look Brazilian, specially the one to the left. Bottom right also clearly not Brazilian. The middle ones are probably Brazilian, the others look more like Latinas. If you go to Rio expecting that you'll be very disappointed.

>They don't look Brazilian, specially the one to the left. Bottom right also clearly not Brazilian

Ashamed?

All of them are Brazilian. We get your best girls. I don't need to go to your country.

They're native Spanish women claiming to be Brazilian to earn some extras.
Typical Brazilian females look nowhere near that. Never been to Rio but I don't really have to go there to see pic related being spawned in every single corner.

Either every single one of them went to Spain or it's merely Spanish women pretending to be Brazilian.
Because in Chimpanzil all you'll see are ape-like life forms.

>Spain
>whores


So we get your bests from your whole country and you stay with the worst ones HAHAHAHAHAHA

>all of them looking not only human but also white
They're all Spanish, friendo. Chimpanzilian females look nothing human, let alone white and European.

Spain doesn't have whores, my monkey friend. Stop being butthurt because we get your best girls and you stay with the shitty ones.

>guaraná antartica

>70% black/pardo
>remaining 30% being pardos claiming to be white
>suddenly Apezil is white and European with half of them being blonde/red haired and blue eyed
Yes, and pic related is a Scandinavian prostitute in Brazil.

>these girls
>white and European

Maybe for monkey standards.

Is Rio de Janeiro that bad? Not even my state is that bad.

Não. É só um favelado frustrado discutindo com um espanhol.

>brazil
>white and european

It's so good, it's expensive but it's so damn good.

Is there Guaraná Antártica in Finland?
How much is it?

What the fuck are you talking about? No he's not, i'm not even sure if that is a woman in the first place

Grin & bear it, I suppose.
>I don't know your town. What's there to do?

Aren't Brazilian women ultra slutty whores who participate in degenerate game shows on tv?

I personally wouldn't know. I'm exclusively dating Swedish women.

It's an autistic southener who hates Brazil episode and people feed his autism

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>Why are Brazilian women so perfect?
only the white middle-class ones are any good tbqh

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Não é sulista. É um macaco favelado carioca. Não viu ele falando do Rio? Ele projetou a bosta do Rio pro país inteiro.

Clarice Falcão is the superior brasileira songstress. I do like Mallu tho.

It's like 3.60 euros per bottle. I buy it pretty often though.

>Mallu

commie pls go.

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