Do you ever cut yourself and wish you were American?

Do you ever cut yourself and wish you were American?

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No because I literally could become an American any time I wanted to

Only a few more months until Obama's out, muzzie. Then you're fucked

Yes
GOD BLESS USA

No, you cant
I wish I were British, let's trade identities pls

yeah, right

yes

Yes

Nah, i dont want health problems

I can literally move to the USA in a week and become an American citizen, like your family did you cuckolds

My family has been here since 1686 nyaa

and other's families have been there since 1990, whats your point

It'd take months to even apply let alone getting a green card

USA is one of the hardest developed nations to get citizenship from

America for Americans

it's still easier to assimilate in USA/Canada/Australia than other western countries

but anyone can be an American tho

Assimilation won't make you American, citizenship will

you can have both

We need more Gyro shops in Omaha, please move you and your greasy hair family here to make good food for true Americans.

true Americans?? bfahafahahahahahaha

Stay the fuck away

My family's been here since 10,000 BC
what now

Uhhh yeah... All white people.
How is that hard to understand?

Ff course it is , their countries have existed barely for 300 hundred years, they are a mixture of every nation and every race on this planet, you can be whoever you want to be over there, you can even be a woman with 5 penises if you like over there.

They aren't even allowed to talk about your country in /his/

I'm cut because I'm an American, does that count?

go drink more petrol McAbo, I'm coming to laugh at your women

What do you mean by that?

All the fucking time, unironically.

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Pathetic mate. You'd be a depressed loser here as well.

And you wouldn't have any gibsmedats from the government to stay neet either.

I'm far from being a NEET, Cletus. Doubt you can say the same.

>USA
>white

You aren't fooling anyone here, Jamal.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA