/brit/

*tells you to FOY*

having a smoke

*doesn't FO*

enjoy dying of Lung cancer you absolute melon

youtube.com/watch?v=OaR2JeqxQDY

BANGER

Didn't watch a nanosecond of this.

JANNY MATE LEAVE IT IT'S NOT WORTH IT BRUV

think the janny has had a bad weekend lads.
we should cheer him up

wanking like a stuck pig

>Essential Viewing

google.co.uk/search?q=european people art&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch

ah yes (((Google)))

*buys the janny a pint*

...

hey janny
this ones for you

can you post her twitter? she keeps changing her handle

>hating peter hitchens

love the sound of my RM Williams walking on my hardwood floor

Remember that embarrassing thing you did, user?

>.co.uk
VIRUS
VIRUS
VIRUS
DO
NOT
CLICK

i really like the UK

it's a cool place with a lot of history and a respectable government

the people seem like wholesome good folks as well

if i could ever afford(which i can't because i'm an uneducated peasant) i would move to the UK; probably somewhere around Bath(although housing in Bath is really expensive)

i'm not sure how i'd be received though. i don't think brits would take kindly to a yank pretending to be british, even though i'd look the part

watched about exactly one nanosecond of this

alri lids

FOY

>i really like the UK

it's a cool place with a lot of history and a respectable government

the people seem like wholesome good folks as well

if i could ever afford(which i can't because i'm an uneducated peasant) i would move to the UK; probably somewhere around Bath(although housing in Bath is really expensive)

i'm not sure how i'd be received though. i don't think brits would take kindly to a yank pretending to be british, even though i'd look the part

*gets angry*

YANK SMASH

Incase you didnt know janny deletes all other new threads made then he makes his own and tries to make it as "british" as possible

confirmed for a vile, sluglike creature..

My whole life haha

British girls LOVE the BAC

not quite right is it

...

you've fucked it and made us all look bad mate

haha good one FUCKHEAD

A bit hungover

as long as you aren't making all your calls from a red telephone box, talking about last night's doctor who and ordering a pint of earl grEy at the boozer no one's arsed mate

>i really like the UK

>it's a cool place with a lot of history and a respectable government

>the people seem like wholesome good folks as well

>if i could ever afford(which i can't because i'm an uneducated peasant) i would move to the UK; probably somewhere around Bath(although housing in Bath is really expensive)

>i'm not sure how i'd be received though. i don't think brits would take kindly to a yank pretending to be british, even though i'd look the part

post uganda pics

>I'd look the part

How?

404 arse not found

Fucked that one right up didn't you

fucking newfags honestly

*posts pictures of women with their lips cut off*

...

yes

royally fucked that one up didn't you lad

spanner

Watched a few minutes of this and couldn't stand how Peter makes his arguments then the only thing anyone else can do is "lol funny joke" then they win the argument.
Don't like Peter but that really pissed me off

>fags
FOY

Having Ugandan discussions later.

i'm a new english anglo

Janny NEEDS to lead the crusade against this snap autist trying to force his gimmick

it's the gf's birthday in March
have already decided I'm not buying her anything

dummy

Rustling the old synapses around.

@65335179
>he thinks it's one person

Brain size doesnt translate to intelligence

neanderthals and primal humans had massive fucking brains

I want it now

a-anime?

Being from New England doesn't make you an Anglo you spanner.

what happened in africa? some kind of fucked up chemical experiment that turned everybody retarded?

snap

That map is about the indigenous population, no one has ever said abos were smart. I suppose an Irishman wouldn't be able to understand that though

Stunted
Brained
Irish

...

>no source

mmmmhmmm

yes....

ah yes....

blonde hair

blue eyes

i'm anglo

No its not you pea brained cunt

>"its not"

>it will soon be getting late enough that it will be impossible to ignore the fact that I have work tomorrow

>The inflow of asylum seekers in Sweden, a country with one of the most liberal laws towards refugees, is putting an increasing strain on the country's police. There are now reportedly 55 areas in the country, where the law is not fully upheld.

>The Police Force is rapidly falling apart with as many as three officers on average asking to resign on a daily basis. Internal polls say four officers out of five have been considering a change of profession lately.

>“We have a major crisis. Many colleagues are choosing to quit,” police officer Peter Larsson told the Norwegian broadcaster NRK. “A drastically worsened working environment means many colleagues are now looking for other work.”

>Crime rates in the blacklisted areas are on the rise, the police report said. The offenses range from vandalism to drug crimes to sex assaults and gun violence. One particular example is Malmo, Sweden's third-largest city, where more than 70 cars were set on fire by arsonists over several days. The police managed to arrest only one suspect while investigating those attacks.

>Ironically, after the Hungarian government used the existence of no-go zones in Europe to promote its cause for an upcoming referendum on EU quotas, the Swedish embassy rebuked it saying that no such areas existed in their country.

>Last year Paris wanted to sue Fox New for a report, which said no-go zones existed in the French capital.

Watching stranger things

>tfw no eleven gf

This is what I do to runts

yeah yeah I'm sure you are mate

*tells my mate at passport control to not let Yanks in from New England with blond hair and blue eyes and claim to be anglo in*

ah yes, a new /brit/ gimmick. Created on the weekend nonetheless, fucking highschooler casuals.

>blonde hair

>blue eyes

>i'm anglo

WHOOP WHOOP ITS THE SOUND OF THE JANNY

>Highschooler
FOY

Immigrating to the Uk is pretty difficult for a Yank 2bqh lad

>not even 20 seconds

...

Hail Britannia!

things get... strange

Bravo Janny

Very convincing argument you Mick tool

Can England be saved?

>janny deleting snap posts
why

Fuck off Mike.

British lightweights

from what?

>tfw thought it was saturday today
>planned out what I was going to do with my sunday

Been getting loads of spam Skype contact requests recently

Think I may have been added to a list somewhere

Based janny

what if i asked nicely?

youtube.com/watch?v=dmntTs2b-pc

>Video of husband and wife eating junk food from Israel
>Half of the comments are from Rasheed ro Rasheed enablers saying something about Palestine

No great empire is without sins mate.

It was all for the greater good

...from this?

We'd tell you to fuck off, yank.

Wheres your source?

me on the left

all me :(

>Paddy being proud of coming from a nation of drunk wastes
Ah yes

rude

*hiccups*

If Canada can be saved then it's certain Britain can be saved.

Why are yanks okay with their police shooting and killing unarmed people every day?

Hello j . I D(F)

Your global empire has been exposed

>using Skype
>those cutesie """effects"""
>that shitty quality of sound
>face–to–face webcams
destroy this kanker

What do you expect?
You could have a 3 hour video and someone could reference Israel and not even mention it by name and Rasheed would be all over it

t. BBC reader

new a yank who was here claiming benes, set up her kids to claim benes then fucked off back to the states

*snaps fingers*
ah yes, the janitor.

Rasheed

t. bbc rider

Don't forget police only exclusively shoot black people and no others

golden syrup on toasts lads

lovely stuff

fucking wish i was a football player

>t. BBC reader
What did he mean by this?

what's that just supposed to mean?

syslearn.oregonstate.edu/instruction/anth/smith/TimeMach1984.pdf
That's the study the map came from. It is about the increase in cranial capacity of indigenous peoples over time, as they moved out of Africa etc. etc.

me in the orange cap

I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind

Eating vanilla cheesecake for breakfast #runtlyfe

isn't it simply amazing that it doesn't matter what country a muslim is from that they are obsessed with israel

big british cock

...

me in the pink shirt

all me

thats a boy

...

who is this guy?

>northerrn_ireland_in_the_60s.jg

*goes insane*

why is he leading her away

me in the red cap

btw who is this chap and where can i see more videos like these, they are intriguing

you didn't answer the question

>.jg
Good one

howling

fat yank cunts on suicide watch

need for information

>Police taking selfies
>Non-whites
>Northern Ireland

Business idea: establish a European state in the fertile plains of Africa

youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

HAHA RANGERS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GONNA DO A POO, WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED

>the BBC is more biased than Cred Forums

been eating loads of these recently

I don't even like them

fantastic post

Drinking a food lads

my dicks bigger than that

dont get this cuck fetish 2bqh

unironically have this haircut

>left wing and sensible
>i'm a student

post it

Breaking Bad was such a phenomenal series

>tfw you will never re-live watching it for the first time

runt

pics

janny's nut has snapped

>tfw no easy access to guns to shoot the school

why do I never see kids with this cut anymore? everyone had it when I was a kid

This desu
>inb4 some edgy runt claims it's shit just because normies love it

...

Who is your favourite anime character?

Mine is Berserk.

>Even though it's not racism (because it's clearly not the goal of the band when they wrote that), but come one the whole clip and even the lyrics are astoundingly cliché, sure Africa A WHOLE CONTINENT, is all about Tribal Black people, rain season (why the fuck he is singing about rain out of nowhere), it clearly reflect the abysmal ignorance of the writer about the continent he is talking about. It's like you write a song called "Europa" and only talk about France. That's maybe not racist but it sure is plain stupid.

youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

There are some real fucking runts about the place these days

What happens here?

he's that /fa/ serbian guy who wears £40,000 jumpers and shoes

television has been dead since netflix started making content . trend riding formulaic shite

Gf doesn't want me anymore :(

got bored near the end

literally every character in the show is the same

ehh
the 5th season was a bit shit

K-On was such a phenomenal series

>tfw you will never re-live watching it for the first time

Constantly horny, wanking 3-4 times a day and I'm 28 years old fucking hell

Lads

I unironically have this haircut

...

i have a strange affection for george galloway even though i hate what he says

think i might be gay for him lads

...

Yeah it sort of declined towards the end which was a shame. The last episode was horrific, almost fell asleep.
But the majority of the series was great I guess

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=kIpaeH7YHno

old pic x
shorter atm but growing it out again

Amazon parcel has been out for delivery since 9am

FUCKING HURRY UP YOU CUNT I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE

the racist with the big chin?

kek

>tfw i'm watching it for the first time right now

...

hehe

*waits until 8pm to deliver it*

>season
FOY

>tfw been posting on Cred Forums since 13 years old
>people still tell me to go to Reddit

You are all my property

Never have I seen such levels of runtery in my life.

Lads

I unironically have this haircut

how about me mum

Not me, hes got a different chop, I have an actual mullet

fuccboi

shia or sunni?

nice

not serb

Was going to roll a spliff but appear to have a lack of tobacco to put in there

Would roll a purey but I'm not a filthy yank

which episode are you on?
enjoy it while it lasts

A fat fuck better not reply to this post

>JUST

>bald
>acne
>mouthbreather jaw
>trashy tattoo
>fred perry polo

why are skinheads such massive runts?

...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*reports you*

Yui dies

Yank on vacation here

>yfw it's true

Down a jar of peanut butter now

wonder what we'll see in another 50 years

Yoga 710?

you're supposed to say yank on holiday you melon

feel like an apple but all I have is oranges

You look like something out of startrek bruv
You would hold a quick one bang to your face no long

probably not as much due to moore's law

AUGHHHH

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Come and rock me Amadeus

...

this post was fucking awful

we'll be well into quantum computing by then though

and they're already figuring out how to 'bypass' moores law and the whole transistor problem

still pinging from last night lads

terrible post

Been out 7 nights in a row and seen hundreds and hundreds of my friends since coming back to uni lads. Enjoying your shit lives?

5'6 and built like a twink strawhouse
would bounce your head off the floor

literal JUST hair

crease youtu.be/ujQDpISEOz4

It's fucking dreadful. I managed to get halfway through the second season before I physically couldn't force myself to continue.

S2 E19

don't like that serbian australian /fa/ guy but he could unironically be a model

you would never say this to me in real life, vile and sluglike is what you are!

literally who

>Paddy must SMASH!

The further north you go the cheaper it gets, but take it too far and you'll end up somewhere shit like Scotland, Madchester, Newcastle, or Liverpool.
I'd say Leeds or Sheffield would be the ones to go for.

no I couldn't

the guy who wears £40,000 jumpers and shoes

S2E20 best episode

did you already like chinese cartoons or did you get memed into it by spammers?

>although housing in Bath is really expensive)
Its not REALLY expensive

Considering its in a really nice town, its decently priced

>Leeds or Sheffield
He doesn't want depression mate
Most British towns/cities are horrific

The only thing flatter than is 's attempt to look hard

Aussies know how to produce a banger alright

youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

Contemplating a poo desu

Bath's a shithole except right in the city centre, same as most other cities

Overpriced

Pretty sure Farage is just a living meme troll, he's funny as fuck haha, I can't tell if he's actually serious about anything he says

in the shower lads

do it and take pics x

link

Who?

*googles the name*

Oh, you mean the former leader of a party that has only ever had a single MP, who refutes that the moon is responsible for the tides?

a nice little attached house in Bath is at least 600k lbs and that's about a gorillion burgerbucks

>Those fat yank feet

>Bath's a shithole except right in the city centre,
No you fucking idiot

Bath is expensive because the entire fucking town is beautiful, unlike """""""""""""""""historic"""""""""""""" towns like York

you stole my gimmick ()

*sends you a cease and desist*

>that was an attempt to look hard
just shut up lad, your ability to deduce every Irish post down to "hardness" reeks of insecurity, fuck off you nonce

hahahahahhaha how "tall" are you?

>did the Belief o Matic
>says I'm a Reformed Jew

beliefnet.com/entertainment/quizzes/beliefomatic.aspx

Bath and Lancaster are the only nice places in the UK

5'8

whos to say that insane people are truly insane

t. tourist

>still being this bumblasted about how great York is

Silly Bathnigger

>if i put quotation marks around it makes it untrue
retard

york > bath

...

insane people themselves

Bath? Nah, shit town. Shower is great tho
haha bit of a joke for the more intelligent lads out there tonight

t. butthurt York shits

York is a fucking shithole, get out of my face with your shitty council flat town

list of anime I've watched

>attack on titan
>girls und panzer
>k-on

ah yes such a shithole

you should see me hands

I knew that looked familiar

what is the MOST intense name you can think of for a movie?

>poor foundations and adding "ye old" in front of the pub make it historic

ahahahhahaahahahaahhaaahhaha]

how about you ye old fuck off

1st series of k-on is okay, others are shit

*takes note*

k-on

Bath >>>>>>>>>>>>> powergap >>>>>>>>>>>>>> more powergaps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> biiiiiig power gap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> power gap>>>>>>>>>>>>>even bigger powergap>>>>>>>> rest of the country >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>massive powergap >>>>>>>>>>>>>> dog shit >>>>>>>>>>>>> Maisie >>>>>>>>> York

doing a poo

Ah yes """"""picturesque"""""" Bath

max hardcore

why's that funny?

Would rather live in Africa than York

isn't it basically the same thing though?

this is the same guy who posts his asshole in every thread and has puffy nipples

ignore him

Max Power

I just looked at a random part of Bath on street view and this is what I got

it's surrounded by concrete bungalows as well

...

>York's position
delet this

Explosion Afterbirth

>why's that funny?

it's Durham all over again

are you actually a spastic m8

the shambles go back to anglo-saxon times

i guess this isn't actual historic either because some silly bath wog said so

from bath actually hahahaha and i hope you're not
everywhere outside the city centre, and a lot of the city centre, looks like arse
the stone is nice but the architecture is repulsive, wasted desu

if you are in bath vacate my city immediately or face immediate termination from my bare hands

:(

>After the referendum he goes to the EU parliament and says you're not laughing now are you?
Only way it would have been better is if he got a bunch of millwall fans with him to start chanting "you're not singing anymore"

I dunno, Sheffield looked pretty lively and upbeat in the full monty.

What are you going to do, firebomb the board?

>Satellite dish outside the house
>Biological washing powder
>Kids toys on front garden

Any other guaranteed runt indicators?

Anyone got half a fag for piece

Need to roll this spliff

>what's wrong with durham?

>already seen gup and k-on
watch no more, the rest are poo

t. bristolshit

>stone clad newbuild constructed over a paved road is considered "history" by ye olde Yorkers

*likes your facebook friendship with an attractive girl*

Reminder Cheltenham is objectively the nicest town in the UK

broke my hands lads, anyone want to wank my willy?

need a damaged goods gf

bristol's even worse
bristol's a shithole

why are muslims so scared of pigs

so you're just shitposting then

righty ho good to know

*comments "not a chance mate"*

business idea: join together Harrogate, Bath and Lancaster

got one on the go at the moment
not as good as you think it is

*comments "haha is this the one you were telling me about earlier?"*

bantered

lived in Bristol for 2 years

actual worst time in my life

Funny how council houses all have satellite dishes on them.

How can you afford sky sports when you're on benefits?

I've missed this special brand of shitposting

It comes from students who moved away getting super defensive about their hometowns being insulted despite not really caring in general and usually agreeing unless directly confronted about it.

Same sort of nonsense that makes people fistfight over teams of millionaires kicking a plastic ball around.

hnnng so fit

ah yes

mate, I've got more history in my little finger than York does

>and then he went and asked me what was wrong with Durham?

poor soul

Apparently some of our labor politicians are at the labour conference in liverpool
hmm...

like and subscribe for rolling updates

you can stop replying now x

Recycling box full of tinnies as well

whats wrong with bristol

>labor
FOY

REALLY want to fuck a femboy lads!

liverpool mentioned twice

janny just won't stop

soundtrack to me attempting to talk to a girl

youtube.com/watch?v=qyfJlcrN09w

Went through a phase where I really wanted to live in Bristol then I realised I was an idiot and I'll stay in my comfy village.

he said one day you'll leave this world behind so live a life you will remember

Good, I don't want to be posting in some scummy gore thread

get out of here and stop embarrassing ireland

*drinks Clorox*

looks awful and it's infested with wogs and chavs

are you STILL replying lad? fuck me you're obsessed - you the fucking mayor or something?

It was labour in the beginning and then some yank came over in the 20s and changed it
lel

Janny are you living a life you'll remember?

wish i could come up with funnier filenames so I felt like a proper bantersaurus rex

>Not our Liverpool
I bet you aren't even from there, just one of the meme towns on the outskirts like Skem or Ormskirk

That's a bloke?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!

oh lol

reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/54bmuj/the_slapmeister/

Me on the left

youtube.com/watch?v=jv0E7pEuDyY

sounds like someone is uncomfortable in their sexuality

got absolutely fucked last night lads

when you forgot to put the bins out and hear the lorry coming haha

bit gay

Christ. the potbelly on that guy

really makes you think

...

>look up York
hahahah its mostly a 60s shithole I was right

whats wrong Yorkshits? not enough mosques in Bath?

also your train lines take up 1/4 of your ""town""

new

Going to get a haircut, what should I tell the barber?

>FUCKIN STAY DA-

...

was a shit edition anyway

yeah, you're TOTALLY not obsessed with York

Fuckin Yorkaboo

n-no it's got a rich history dating back to the middle ages - honest!!

haha pull the other one mate it's got bells on

demand a yank gf

are you fucking serious?

loneliness lowers standards