/brit/

Yoga 710?

probably by far the most grim video tim has posted desu

youtube.com/watch?v=B_xvpLjzP3g

JUST RAISE THE BUMP LIMIT

youtube.com/watch?v=etO8jRq6iYM

jannae ge tae fock ye wee bawba

...

*inflates and floats away*

the gf and i

not a fan of any of those "trendy" liberal 3rd wave feminists who write for the times

FUCK THE BUMP LIMIT

RAISE THE ROOOOOF!!

youtube.com/watch?v=RBwNOqbtkGM#t=1m

>that look of obvious defeat at being asked to take your 40th selfie of the day

>no edition
someone making a fucking new one

sophie has a munted mug

Fuck off

4000 words to write by friday lads

just kill me now

>manlets try and fight

creeeeaasing

youtube.com/watch?v=QZ5keWUOc28

I'd fuck sophie turner
I'd marry her
then at the wedding I can play music by Culture Club

her tits aren't so good that she can go without a bra, that's just laziness

>yesterday weighed in at 82kg
>think shit maybe i'm finally gaining and won't be stuck at 80kg forever
>weigh myself today
>80.5kg, less than last week

why is bulking so hard

where's his right hand haha

no

She's not liberal, she just slags off everybody

Basically rod liddle but a woman and slightly less of a Nazi (probably)

A tune

youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

On her bum, where else would it be?

>80kg
>bulking

are you trying to achieve obesity?

healthy at every size tbf

youtube.com/watch?v=O4k20BV6GwU

how tall are you?

>Manlets

Rod Liddle!?

He's the one who went and ran away from his wife for a young wan!

It's a mistake > Who can it be now? 2bh

>that 'im at dukes place in marlow' at the very end

grim. Think he'll ever section himself?

You just know he felt like an anime hero when he let out his "fucking stay down" before getting heem'd from out of nowhere.

youtube.com/watch?v=gu47muw--A4&feature=youtu.be

if I saw a celebrity I wouldn't even bother getting a selfie because I'm ugly and they would probably just say they're 'busy'

Mega manlet detected

youtube.com/watch?v=6N2DRxlOfDc

Yanks: Leslie
/brit/: Gary

youtube.com/watch?v=o8neVizJHw0

Would quite like her to snap my neck between her thighs x

6'0"

NEEDS to be me

youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE

kek innit

Timothy James Byrne here

*grimaces*

The Flat, Spracklen House, Marlow

...

I think 80kg is enough haha

hitting the bevvies

Fucking hell you must be like 5'4 and built like an Icelandic construction worker

What like a mirror of Katie Hopkins?

>Deliberately lose to feel her closer to you but lose cred
Tough choice

Why is he always drenched in sweat?

hey these bastards are preventing me from making singing videos ... presumably what they want ...

*plays Jingle Bells poorly*

doing my best

post more architurecture like dis

his room gets hot
also bio oil

No, Long is funny and attractive

HE'S LITERATELY ONLY DELETING THREADS HE DOESN'T LIKE

ariel bio?

>that headlock into submission speed
actually not bad.

fat fuck

bio oil

having a low bump limit means that more people get to have a go making a new thread x

also

>warned for snapposting

you would dare question the will of a god?

theory: janny is irish

you could call ireland direland but it'd be too easy

bulking is a fucking meme

Went to a rock club with sexy dancers and I just didn't understand it and I'm into that sort of music

totally knobbed the gf here last night

Want another 45kg on my deadlift and it would be a lot easier to achieve that with some added bodyweight. Not worried about getting fat, losing weight is easy.

I did find the thing about going through regent street naked with a halal sausage up her bum if Sadiq wins funny

I'd lose on purpose just so she could slap my butt multiple times desu

hips dont lie x

>pillow facing away from door

odd

It's just sexual titillation what's not to understand?

looks comfy

magnificent

Is that Sara's room in halls?

pops skipped out on me when I was 1 year old. Deadass tired of old heads abandoning their family.

>the catcher in the rye
runt tier

Going to Tesco the same day all the students were moving in was a mistake.

Rude mouthy little shits with no awareness for anyone else around them.

did the same just last week

hate when I'm watching something and there's an artistic error
really ruins it imo

>Catcher in the Rye
Worrisome desu.

Oh, it's Aisha's isn't it

shame they'll all be gone in 10 years.

thanks nigs and chinks. arabs too probably.

no but they both have klimt and fairy lights tho

youtube.com/watch?v=wK7LhjPb0-I

>JD Salinger

i hope they're making good life choices

If I was 80kg I'd be classed as underweight you fucking manlet

My life is dreadfully empty and worthless.

Absolutely no reason not to do drugs 24/7 at this point.

why can women just not dish out bants?

youtube.com/watch?v=IIYl4k1XnMI&feature=youtu.be

>plebs

god it would be abysmal to have to share a flat with one of those commie twats

>tfw havent had sex in 2 months

dont know how you lot can go years without it

>tfw 5'8 and built like an american student

>Catcher in the Rye

Ahh yes, a very well read and intelligent individual we have here.

*sips on tea*

>when you realise you can't avoid dying one day

You're talking my language

i remember when I was an edgy teenager too and identified with holden caulfield

bloody students

Are you 7 years old?

Been two years for me mate

Going to go a lifetime without it at this rate.

Which one of you was this?

coming up on 6 months here hahahaha

been about a year and a week for me lad

just started dating this qt so hopefully shouldn't be too long before I can get my willy wet again

hey boys

SOMEONE FUCKING POST AISHAS TWITTER NOW

need a wank

5 years, eat that

wow i feel really shitty all of a sudden. fuck.

>our teacher in year two explained that to the entire class saying that's what Bell of Creation was about

>British
>culture
good one

no you wouldn't

nth for bung eyed danish gfs

hey x

you're in the club and this monstrosity slaps your bum and says 'why don't you buy me a drink sexy? '

what do?

you literally have to be 6'8 to be classed as underweight at 80 kg

me

you, probably

labour should go full 1950s commie

what does jezz have to lose?

I'm unironically 6'9

ok, snogged my friend, we had a nice flirty conversation last night, invited her round but she was busy with family visiting but that we should DEFINITELY DO SOMETHING NEXT WEEK and kept dropping hints about what we should do

still dont think shes interested i dunno

where's the pom with the danish "gf"?

Cooking up a nice chilli lads

no fucking borlotti beans at Saino's though, fuming.

She honestly looks like a MtF

run away convinced that i was about to be on the end of some normie betrayal

Looks better without the face full of metal.

Would glance down at her chebs and say OK

wrong
correct

it's actually 6'10 lolo

i dont get the hate. like 90% of her is more than fuckable

'alright' *turns to bar staff '5 jagerbombs for the lady please'

youtube.com/watch?v=m9CIywDbP-c

give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

Spunk in her mouth and walk away

excellent post

soundcloud.com/parrot-jungle-95/ive-got-a-crush-on-you

WHAT A TuNE

start making loud grunting noises

sorry miss ill be a second

*opens practicalhorsemanmag.com/article/feed-beer-horse-16487 on my phone*

alri, should be fine, what kind luv

shop almost exclusively at farmfoods these days

like a dentist with a drill i be diggin in dey mouth

first they swallow all my children then i kick dem bitches out

You're a zero. What's you're name? No ones gonna ask you.

24 years in novermember

would crawl through shit and broken glass to fuck this bird

runt foods more like

>west ham

>Woman complains about being lonely
>Has a boyfriend and various other mates

Not a fan of this "women can be lonely" meme.

fuck off bellsniff

VERY good post

mmmmmmmMmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMM[voice frequency undulates beyond human hearing levels]

you just did

start talking about trains and the great northern powerhouse in the hope that she goes away

take her to the bogs and have a revolution

>Earliest image you remember wanking to

>Age you had your first wank

Pic related
13

what's an unexpected truth from the UK? over here it's well known that Harley riders are gay

how come the number of girls with boyfriends exceeds the number of boys with girlfriends :/

Might do a sleep

new bench pb

>novermember
hmm...

I too remember draining the tubes to this image

dont remember. probably some amateur skank online. only last seconds before white stuff came out and I thought i had a disease

>One punch man season 2 announced
exciting

>well known
>unexpected

Good one

lingerie ads in the back of my mums woman magazines.

11

Women either lie about being in a relationship or multiple women all think they're going out with one Chad.

she's an actual fucking gremlin lad

the best bod in the world couldn't make up for that face

think it was kym marsh in a special celebrity edition of a Nuts mag I bought on the way home from school in like year 9 for a laugh

she was a family friend some years ago so I was loving it

like an idiot I used to spunk on the pages so they're all crinkly and I couldn't use it any more, had to bin it

saw an iceland delivery van wtf lads

The dirty backpages in videogame magazines. Probably 13

>season
FOY

>wanking to pictures
Pfft
We had MTV
youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

how long should you wait before texting a girl after the first date?

really enjoyed it Tbh, don't know how they'd manage to make a show out of it but I really had a good time watching it

this post hurt my self of steam

The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble.
I like my coffee black just like my metal.

Can't quite remember but I do recall bashing one out to the custom MSN emoticon of that blonde woman jiggling her massive tits around

Why don't we have any editions anymore?

I hate this.

30 seconds

every "single" girl has multiple fuckbuddies on the go

and your dicks

haha

probably some of bianca beauchamp's earlier stuff

immediately after

Got a really good edition lined up for the next thread I promise

Nobody else make one I'm calling next thread.

We can as long as they're janny approved

Kpop anime and yank editions are all off topic and get deleted

me and the lads in the front row

youtu.be/kl0sI47tVgY

Same, lad. OP is being a boring cunt forcing this shit.

costs too much to licence

...

Attending a BLM protest tomorrow

at least 24 hours

>squad
FOY

what the fuck is that bottom left one?

artofmanliness

the igf thinks said she's proud of me for learning her language
ease up bab it's not that impressive

Sign my petition, lads.

give me something interesting to watch on netflix that isn't narcos

preferably something filled with suspense and a qt girl who i can obsess over

>international topics are banned on the international board
nice one janny

>having phones with a camera in year 7
lel no

People didn't have phones with cameras when I was in year 7.

You never took pictures of the squad's shadows?

If you want to discuss international topics go to the rest of the board

This thread is for the discussion of british culture (such as grime etc.)
Kpop couldn't be further off topic

what are those lines? thought they might have been sanitary towels or some shit

>FOY
FOY

>>>/britfa.gs/

youtube.com/watch?v=zR2TqWDqO_w

>browsing the so called 'chon

FOY

>Jews trying to force Russian 'war crimes' into the BBC front page
>not even on the Top 10 most read

kek

purdy rainbow

*stats an insurgency group against the US government for Kinder egg rights*

think they're lines on the road idk mate

FOY

>This thread is for the discussion of british culture (such as grime etc.)

>And here's your lunch sir.
>Bon Appetit!

>grey skies
Grim

not violating any rules though
don't give an arse about the edition as long as it's not some paki thing
him deleting those may be the only time i side with the sad act known as the janny

doxxed

more webms like this

currently watching anime

I am the silenced singer

Do Irish people consider their country as British clay?

currently wasting life

nonce

grime is music and should be discussed on Cred Forums you fucking mong

/deutsch/ gets to have any image/edition they like, but janny only bullies /brit/. Why?

>britfa.gs
>propaganda & lies
>nothing you see is the truth

Off topic posting is a rule violation

You in prison, or just some Northern shithole?

the gf

no and it triggers them incredibly

Yes.

would love to shag a preggo bird

get such a lob on any time I see one

/brit/ went shit after the new janny

no

that bedroom looks barratts homes tier

the gf

It's british music though
There's a kpop general on Cred Forums for you to post in, this is the only dedicated grime thread on the website

>irish girl at work is heavily pregnant but has no ring on her finger and never talks about a boyfriend

What's the difference?

nonce

literally cuck mentality

the degeneracy of it appeals to me

this CANNOT BE REFUTED

youtube.com/watch?v=pFVwSI1smpE

Hope the baby is black, lad, haha.

Ireland went shit after 1916 la

me too.

dying to shag any young mum 2bh.

how is that cuck mentality you fucking mong

Hot as fuck
Would love to shag a preggers slag

when the fuck did we get a new unpaid keep?

it probably is. she's very BLM

Nice. Would love to shag a preggo slag.

wtf

A few months ago

BECAUSE THE WHOLE APPEAL TO YOU IS THAT THEY GOT FUCKED PREVIOUSLY

fucking cuckold

a rule which only affects /brit/ apparently
and why is it only op images that are subjected to that rule and not any other post in the thread?

*creates a snack*

I don't diet, I love food too much.
Don't call me hun/hunny it totally freaks me out!
I swear far too much but I know when to stop myself.
I have a real thing for Broccoli and I have to shake the teabag before putting it in a cup (nothing sexual I'm just weird ask if you're intrigued)

Basically I'm "one of the lads" except I have a vag!

What can I say I'm just me!!!!

Anything else... just ask!

every girl's been shagged previously though

>went to party last night
>haven't been out the house for 4/5 months
>forgot how to converse
>spent entire night dropping redpills and speaking like i do in my posts in /brit/

everyone thinks im mental. gonna take a break from this place.

right - still doesn't explain cuckold mentality, if anything I'd be the one doing the cuckolding you fucking mong

>muh purity
Cumming in the face of another fellas unborn son is pretty far from being a cuck.

>Basically I'm "one of the lads" except I have a vag!
read: i have been round the block multiple times

that's not what cuck means

And you find that appealing

So? What's your point?

LADS

WHAT DO

Janny is a fucking cunt that has it in for /brit/.

both great posts

how does the body make a person out of food

mind boggling

ah yes

the rasheeds

it's rude to talk badly about people when they're not around to defend themselves

you are the epitome of *walks off and talks to someone else*

Fuck off, Amir Bin Rasheed.

shut up before I cut your head off shitsticked jerk

you're ALL cucks now for defending this

get your phone fixed

FOY

>cracked screen
Get a new phone and take it better care of it this time you fucking spastic.

>taking a photo of the screen

jfc

and kpop is korean culture, if you want to ban kpop you have to ban any and all discussion that's not british on /brit/ (which won't happen)

>this is the only dedicated grime thread on the website

go fucking make one on Cred Forums then

Ah yes, the pious toadposter

think you've mugged yourself here mate

My bf
youtube.com/watch?v=y32TLi-FXrg

it's a scam

>jerk
FOY

this.
jannys have always had it in for us 2bh.

>muh cuck
fuck off back to Cred Forums you utter mong

just ordered sushi

Get a new phone number.

actually i think it is you who has become trolling on the 4channel

snap

the pink ranger from power rangers

it's nearly impossible to start a convo on /brit/ imo, it's all just random posts

is the janny mel gibson or alex salmond. why does he hate brit so much

IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU
IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU

Going to go absolutely mental if the next thread isn't an edition.

doing a poo

the bloody weather, huh?

*nudges you*

...

he never got over not being invited to the lads' holiday in shagaluf tbph

SCOTLAND
FOREVER

youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

It moves too fast.

>Liking Kimberly over Trini

Fucking make me you dickhead

It's been well documented that janny is a grime listener who hates chinky pop. I don't have to answer to you

reading a book on just that at the mo, am at the bit discussing how cells are able to create 100s of things from a millionth of a litre of liquid.

amazon.co.uk/Life-Edge-Coming-Quantum-Biology/dp/0552778079/?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1474820578&sr=1-1&keywords=Life on the Edge: The Coming of Age of Quantum Biology

What would you like to have a conversation about?

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...

>bombing an aid convoy
>not a war crime

hmm yes thank you putin idf

just popped my wiltshire farm foods meal in the 'wave

off you fuck then. you wont be missed.

wow

really

uhhh

really got the old neurons firing this one

god stop talking to me

*walks off and talks to the popular people*

new

I can't think of anything 2bh

Fucking hell im stupid. Ate a random girls pussy last night and have a sore on my mouth this morning

She wasnt even fit

How do you have a healthy relationship with alcohol

all of the information in that book that be examined, tested and replicated though - making it proof.

in me trampoline lad

You're not doing a lot to dispel this stereotype that you yourself have come up with.

ah yes

messaged the ex on a whim and now she's talking to me again i can't be bothered

Hello my ukranian friends.

fucking hell lads I am getting good at cooking

fucking nice