Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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discord.gg/rNAsB
periscope.tv/w/1mnGeYaZznYGX
youtube.com/watch?v=IRIRpcn3l4s
twitter.com/enako_cos
twitter.com/enako_cos/status/763935109112209408
startmeup.hk/en/resources/incubation-and-acceleration-programmes/
bloomberg.com/live/asia_stream
youtube.com/watch?v=kZn7i9rg3a0
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for F is Janny

Is there any particularly famous sobaya in Tokyo that I should visit?

マラをイジール

Does this thread stay?

soba is not very good tb h

I'm Janny's fan.

>69
自分も含めてんだろ
そして俺はお前の友達じゃない
ライバルだぜ

I prefer udon more.

But Tokyo having many gud sobaya.
So yes.

新しいスレがたったとこでもう寝ます。

お休みなさい

Gonpachi: The restaurant that was the inspiration for the Crazy 88 fight... youtu.be/wLwT-q7AmV8

It's in Nishiazabu, and Clinton has been there too.


お休み

>Clinton has been there too.
何か行きたくないね

Thread music:
youtube.com/watch?v=WXoYaHPYxr0
Specially for Peru.

なんでや!モニカのフェラ付きやぞ

さらに行きたくなくなった

かかってこい

リラの仲間を見つけた
宇宙人による侵略は着実に進行中

まゆゆ、ロシアの平均月収はいくらくらいなの?

この前テレビでロシア人男性と結婚した日本人女性が月7万円はロシアだと良い方って言ってたんだけど。

じゃあ誰のフェラならいいの…(´・ω・`)

that woman is just ugly

7 man is just below average in my region, but it would be fucking small in moscow

Good taste
youtube.com/watch?v=jTCZgm73-48

*just above

気持ち悪い
高潔な女性と結婚して、子供を作りたいだけだ

間違えた五万やったw
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDGG29X4DLo

22分くらいに言ってる。
この番組嫌いだけど、ロシアの風景見たくてロシア編だけみた。

make me confused

>マヨネーズ マヨネーズ マヨネーズ
I don't get it why Japanese TV spinning this russia mayora thing
Beats ウオツカ ウオツカ ウオツカ, I guess
7 man is just above average salary in my region. But I guess no one would say 5 man is a good salary even here.

It'd be a lie if I told you that I never thought of death,
But my nigga, we the last one's left

why yamato girl have the hairy toes and mustacche

And they live in Moscow too, right? 5 man is poverty tier in moscow, rent alone there is about 10 man

come on mayuyu, let's have a slav gopnik party

youtube.com/watch?v=VX7gFl7xnOE

muslim have the Quran as sacred book
christians have the Bible as sacred book
jews have the talmud as sacred book
so
whats the sacred book of the japanese?

shinto book

War crimes for dummies

I want to attend Mayuyu's lively Russian Orthodox wedding

youtube.com/watch?v=Fev57b729e4

manga

I'm not Orthodox, why would I have an Orthodox wedding?

I have spotted the muslim

最近アジア人の茶色/黒ずんだマンコと乳首が気持ち悪いと思えてきた
yellow fever の人はそう思わないの?

*angry tetris music in the background*

>I'm not Orthodox, why would I have an Orthodox wedding?
My dreams are a flowerbed to be looked at, not tramped on.

jewish?

It's actually a folk song about one night stand, not wedding material

Sorry for not supporting your perpetuation of stereotypes of what I'm supposed to be as a Russian.

I don't have a religion.

these are the Ten sacred commandments of the western culture

1-I am the Lord, your God.
2-Thou shall bring no false idols before me.
3-Do not take the name of the Lord in vain.
4-Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
5-Honor thy father and thy mother.
6-Thou shall not kill murder
7-Thou shall not commit adultery.
8-Thou shall not steal.
9-Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10-Thou shall not covet your neighbor's wife (or anything that belongs to your neighbor)

what are the commandments of the japanese?

>Sorry for not supporting your perpetuation of stereotypes of what I'm supposed to be as a Russian.
It's okay Mayuyu, I understand. I was raised a Catholic in a country that's mostly Protestant.

>china, 2017
>peru arrives in shenzhen
>he thinks to himself "ah that was stressful plane ride with all those whites racists and japanese. i could use a massage and someone to jerk me off"
>he searches for spas with seedy happy endings
>turns a corner down a sketchy neighborhood & finds one
>starts getting massaged by old chinese granny
>he turns to her and tips her 100 rmb "now give me happy ending you white worshiping asian whore" he snaps at her
>she reluctantly goes to reach for peru's small brown pecker
>all of the sudden *BOOM CRASH BOOM* "PUT YOUR HANDS UP"
>it's a chinese police raid on the spa
>peru suddenly remembers the beans he had for dinner and sharts all over himself

厚い黒い陰毛がかわいいと思う

ニッポン、よい国

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COOL Japan

佳子さま、手話大会に出席
youtube.com/watch?v=XTaYBM_Saok

障害者への気遣いを世間に見せるのは最近有名人の間で流行ってるのなぁ
誠実か自分の利益のためなのかは別の問題だが

I've been there, it looks cool, but the food isn't all that great, also it's kinda expensive.

できない

>Clinton has been there
A good reason not to go there.

maybe I should learn from the japanese in order to deal with the chinese

youtube.com/watch?v=8LEP0Q2ex9k

お前ってマジでフランス人版の俺

Do you like Marion?

Better than her aunt but less than her grandfather. Don't really follow French politics though. Has she put on weight?

i hope youre all excited because i got another new picture for next thread

We are only 60 posts in this thread, user.

Slightly too early desu.

well rila posted another new picture today so im just hyping people up

the teeth girl

【大阪おもてなし】 Welcome to OSAKA ビデオ

どないしましたん? Can I help you?
youtube.com/watch?v=YRFbWEBZn3w

youtube.com/watch?v=Frf6BeRX9AU

Extremely insane.

1-thou shall be beta
2-thou shall eat whale
3-thou shall not have 3D girls

I thought this was an earthbound (mother 2) parody when I saw the 4 people

cool story bro

I demand attractive female leaders

私のにほんおただしいですか

日本人にお上手ですねーと言われそう

...

aung san suu kyi

Japan's next prime minister.

She looks like a filthy feminazi noborders

jav codes?

The first constitution of Japan says
"Cherish the harmony among people."

Her party will be split.
Because the party has some groups that have different opinion on constitutional reform.

She has a Chinese nationality, so she lacks the right to be a member of Congress in the first place.

i thought abe was partly chinese? why would that even matter anyway

...

She'll give up hey double nationality though. But I don't think that matters because she can't be credible anymore after that.

恵まれない日本人に白マンコください

were dying

過疎

死んだスレ

何も話すことはない
もう日本語スレの終わりだ

...

We're all slowly dying, user. Something's dragging us back into the earth and it won't let go.

パンチングペペは好きのミームだよ

The F's thread always becomes dead thread
I miss taorila poster

眠れよ

Is this the lesbian manga artist who pulls her own hair out because she's crazy

say no one ever

こんにちは。

仕事いきたくねえええええええええ

У вac тyт хopoшo

ミートゥーーーーーーー!!!

(T_T)

レミ、まずお前は風呂に入れ
におってんだよ

書き込めない…

こんにちは。

皆さん、私のもらった手紙はどう思うのか聞かせていただけませんか?

[アノン]へ
[アノン]と過ごした3ヶ月とても幸せでとても楽しかったよ。ひなをつれて毎日よく散歩に行ったよね。たくさんの話をしてどんどん[アノン]の事がわかるようになって どんどん[アノン]のことが好きになっていました。アメリカに戻ったらしばらく会えないけれど、“会いたい“と思う気持ちがいつか叶うことずっと信じています。淋しくなります。でも頑張っている[アノン]を遠くでずっとずっと応援し続けています。辛いこと にげ出しくなること、どうしようもないときは いつでも連絡してください。そばにいないけど[アノン]の気持ちは理解してあげられそうです。空を見上げて 同じ星を見ていること思い出してください。さよならは言わないよ!!
I Love [アノン] ありがとう。また会おうね[ハート]
-K[ハート]-

俺は過ちばかり
毎日自分を裏切る

certified drama queen

フランス人がシャワー浴びてないミームか
現実的な根拠がないが

ヨーロッパは終了
このスレも終了

It's a standard "bye-bye message" card we would send to someone leave Japan. I guess you are that green text story guy but hey, you should learn Japanese "honne to tatemae" culture first. You're taking her compliment too seriously.

どんなおんがくがすきですか?
日本語?
ウェスタン?

discord.gg/rNAsB

Anyone wanna learn or teach japanese join this discord

...

Peru?

またマツダで殺人ですよ世界の皆さん

Hiragana and katakana is surprisingly easy and comfy, nice desu

そんなことをして逮捕されない可能性がゼロだし金をどれくらい奪わっても意味ないだろ
よくある展開なのに犯罪者の考え方がようわからん

尻椅子

periscope.tv/w/1mnGeYaZznYGX

海外はテロや乱射だものなあ

えなこ

ホンコレ
折角、大企業に正社員で入社できたのに
はした金目当てで殺人とか意味不明

うーん、アノンに恋してるかどうかは分からないけど、
連絡取りたくない相手に(はぁと)はつけないと思う。
勘違いされたら嫌だから。

Can somebody translate this for me?

"shart in the ma---"
HEY WAIT A MINUTE

bless, thank you

Nozomi desu

毎日シャワーあびるの?

Sayonara

>おいすー
「hi!」?
Maybe…

栃木でも日産社員が同僚リンチして殺してただろ
あれは日産がスポンサーになってる局では報道できなかった

フランス人が毎日風呂入るわけないだろ

You probably learn kanji word easily too.

ありがとうございます

How many words is an adult man supposed to know?

中世や近代じゃあるまいし…
イギリス人は毎日シャワーを浴びてたよ。
…フランス人は知らんけど。

2000↑↓

そんなこと言わず、話してくれ
レミの渋い声すき

...

Thank you, very nice to know.

おれもレミ好きだよ
居なくなったらさみしい…

レミも引退か

レミなら/h/でオカズ漁ってるよ

...

youtube.com/watch?v=IRIRpcn3l4s

Could anyone please tell me anything about this? I dont know much of its background, but it was originally owned by my cousin's aunt's neighbour who got it from Japan a long time ago, Im not sure when. I wouldnt be surprised if it was just a souvenir.

It says
中出しの喜び
which means Long live the Emperor

neko girl could get it

who are they and what are they on about

twitter.com/enako_cos
enako

>actual film cameras and still sub 240p quality

Why is periscope popular? I've seen other streaming programs from years ago with good quality.

224k followers :o

why are they being filmed?

>cameraman tried to get an upskirt
>quality too shitty to see it

At least he got to see it

アイドンノー

lel

Is this the most popular cosplayer?
twitter.com/enako_cos/status/763935109112209408

歯の矯正で言えば日本は中世だけどな
ガチャ歯ばっかりで口臭臭すぎ気持ち悪い

暑くて寒い
病気か

Babymetal
他は
Zeppelin,Pussy,King crimson
如何にも工業高校出身のど不良
HEY
よきかな
Remmy ここにシャワーがあるぞ

おいす
御椅子
your chair

ねえこれに反対する日本人いる?
日本人は韓国人がごねるのは貧乏だからで豊かになれば仲良くなれる、と思っていたが、実際に韓国が豊かになると日本の戦争犯罪を理由とした反日がきつくなったよね

In regards to banking, in HK there are no restrictions to inflow and outflow of funds, it is the particular banks itself that are being stringent to the inflow and outflow of funds, mainly they would like to understand the purpose of receiving the funds due to the recent landscape of money laundering that took a huge toll in the offshore industry.

次から次へといわゆる戦争犯罪を捏造してまで反日に精を出してるからなあ
もはや生きがいになってるんじゃないか
特に親日でもないパク・ユハ教授の「帝国の慰安婦」さえ強制連行を認めてないからと裁判に訴えられてるくらいだからな
もはや病気だよ

true

日本統治時代はよかったと証言した90代のお爺さんは30代の男に殴り殺されたしな
ほんとのことが言えない社会になってる

繁見右人有り 此の作法今滅ぬ

我也(われなり)

意味不明
even though they became rich
中学生は、ここ禁止

池沼は難しい政治なんかに首突っ込まないでお外で電車ごっこでもやって遊んでな

imagine hot high class gook wife

>pic unrelated

You mean a gold digger? KEK

Can someone summarize this :3

P L A S T I C
L
A
S
T
I
C

なんだこのカスは?

When you send direct messages to _, please make sure they are addressed to the right profile.
This is not an account for advice/consultation.
There will be no response to queries unrelated to work or photographs, so we would appreciate your understanding.

Summary: You're a fuckwit.

>This is not an account for advice/consultation.
When he says "this," does he mean the @__ account or the account he's speaking with?

@_

I just assumed it was the same account.

It's different accounts. The tweet that's from is referring to a different account he owns.

In any event it looks like you're being a nuisance.

That wasn't targeted at me. It was a public tweet, my most gracious guy.

>implying I know how twiddler works
Why do you want a translation if it isn't addressed to you?

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I don't the content of what he's saying. It can be about condemning dumbasses spamming his inbox. In can be a giveaway to the 10 people the msg him or some shit. Now, can you what "this" refers to in that context? I have no idea if Japanese has special demonstrative adjectives.

I already said it's the @_ account, no ambiguity.

ヘイトスピーチのゴミ

今期は不作と思ったらWORKINGやるじゃん

Oh shit, my bad. I guess I glossed over that part and just replied to the second part of your post. Thanks, man, here's a cool anime pic for your trouble :^)

>ヘイトスピーチ

wow i love anime thanks xD

今期ズリネタ豊作なん?

Whooops, I meant THIS anime image.

Why Japan?

Why did you do it?

シコシコシコ

I can see the fear in your eyes, jap.

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peru, what did you do in your spare time in china?

this is the falseflagger peru

dont respond to him

You really think so?
Not so much that I don't understand as say I want to hear what other anons think. Something has happened to where her husband has accused us of having an affair. As far as I'm concerned, it's exactly what you said. A "bye-bye message." But after seeing that message, he cut contact with me as well as making her cut contact as well. It sucks.
愛してはないと思います。
> 勘違いされたら嫌だから。
そうですね。

Thanks for your feedback guys.フィードバックありがとうございます。

How well do English teachers in Japan speak Japanese?

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you'd only get her if you had over 20 million dollars in your account, peru

I've been waiting for this fight my whole life

日本がまた中国と朝鮮半島を教育し直さないといかんな

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do japanese girls have smelly buttholes?

He feels you are chink living in southern california

startmeup.hk/en/resources/incubation-and-acceleration-programmes/

Startmeup.hk is a one-stop portal to the startup community in Hong Kong, listing the latest startup events and various resources including government incentive and incubation schemes, accelerators, angels and VCs. It is also a platform for local and overseas startups to share their success stories.

There's rather a lot of variation, but generally poorly.

your startup will fail, peru. no one will follow your idea working from home, it's not plausible

also, what if the chinese government gets suspicious of you crossing the border from shenzhen into hong kong too many times?

...

Too many frogs for today.

おやすみなさい。

おやすみ

緑色なら何でもいいだろう

its not really about working from home
its about eliminate traffic jams, decrease pollution, bankrupt the car insurance industry and bring to the people more time to spend

am i?

bloomberg.com/live/asia_stream
エコーかかってる

Why do you switch between america and cambodia flag

How do i ask:
"Are you done using Periscope?"
in Japanese?

Periscope yatteru?

中出しされる喜び

Are you sure?

sure.

Thanks, I'll send that to your mum.

My mum doesn't use Periscope.

>何に食べるのは牛丼かカツ丼かカレーうどん?
Does this make sense?

She does, I saw her finger herself while screaming some kebab's name in the chat.

No.

>screaming
>in the chat

I assume you got the gist of it (google translates it, at least). How would you write it? I'm only a beginner ;_;

Learn basic Japanese first
Whatever you wrote makes no sense whatsoever

The kebab's name was in chat. Try to keep up ;^)

>50+ christmas deeto invitations

what would you do in this situation?

Do you love Japan

not as much as thai

I rove japanu desu ^_^u

I LOVE TO PUMP CRACK
LOVE TO STAY STRAPPED
LOVE TO KILL JAPS
BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH

*shart*

I wish the people had more energy. The women all want to be fucked by non-asian cock though. Japanese milfs are also best milfs and women here peak at 25.

Do japanese cute woman crave spicy, latino dick?

plata o plomo cholo

If you have even a tiny amount of charisma, then you're leagues ahead of most Japanese Men.

百烈!

peru got the last hit on you

you've taken your first L

but how can me and peru fight when we're allied?

>2009 was 7 years ago (2560 days)

youtube.com/watch?v=kZn7i9rg3a0

日本、大好き

我也是

>her husband
wow,Is she your host mother?!
嫁がこんな手紙を書いていたら、
ホストマザーの旦那も勘違いするに決まってる。

俺の敵の敵は友達

I want to sniff the toes and smelly cheesy soles of each babymetal member

OH FILIPINO GIRL

> wow,Is she your host mother?!
Yes.

> 嫁がこんな手紙を書いていたら、
ホストマザーの旦那も勘違いするに決まってる。
そうですよね。

where the fuck are all the japs? are they actually leaving Cred Forums?

somebody invite some more to come here from 2ch, this is boring. i want to troll them

お前の敵の敵も君を殺したいつもりなら、どう?

俺の宿題やりたい人どうぞ
I have to use とてもverbない
例: とても歩けない、とても守れない etc

私には________________

sounds like a personal problem ehehehehe

彼女がいない

例文と同じしてください

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困ったホストマザーだ。
普通の既婚女性は、「I love you」とか「アノンが好き」とか、勘違いさせるような事は言わないし、書かない。
彼女は君に恋してるね。(あるいは魔性の女)

post it in english you fucking fat faggot

私にはとても

外宇宙よりやってくる謎の知的生命体モララ
と戦う技術など

ない。

1) ニュージランド人が_____に対して________日本人は______。

2)学生が______に対して____社会人は____。

3)親が____に対して____子供は____。

ど-
どうも

俺にはとてもオナ禁することなんてできない

妻の息子は私の息子。

隣りの家のおじさんの息子かもしれない

ロシアの諺?

I gave you some advice in the other thread and in your /adv/ thread.

まあ基本的にお別れの手紙を書くなら家族全員で書くだろうし
微妙に思われては当然の事だ

1)ニュージーランド人が、第3地底人に対してニュージーランド人との子作りを推奨している最中、日本人は地球脱出を図り火星のテラフォーミングを行いゴキブリ星人と戦っていた

2)学生がISに対して憧れを持つというおかしな風潮の昨今、社会人は今日も歌舞伎町のオッパブで乳を揉んでいる。

3)親が子に対して立派になってほしいと願い死んでいくものの子供は遺産相続争いを激化させ、ついには核の炎で全滅してしまうという愚かな結末を迎えてしまった。

>お別れの手紙を書くなら家族全員で書くだろうし
そうそう、普通は皆で考えて手紙を書くよね。
寄せ書きみたいな感じで書いたりさ。

>地球脱出を図り火星のテラフォーミングを行いゴキブリ星人と戦っていた

This sounds like its from an anime

この答はクラスの前に読めなければいけないが
>オッパブで乳を揉んでいる
言ってたまるか

古代ローマの諺です。
原語でとても美しく聞こえます。

まゆゆ、ラテン語も勉強しているの?

>言ってたまるか

意味が分かるだけでもすげえよ。
何でオッパブなんて日本の風俗知ってんだww

アプリのおかげで

rikaichanは人気だな

Pen est.

オッパブには外人でも入れていいですか?

*入って

だめだ!

>my wife's son
Cucked

えっ?! 何でだろう?! 俺も牛乳を触りたいよ!

>牛乳を触りたい
スーパーで買っちゃいな

>Pen est
?
ゴメン、どういう意味?

>俺も牛乳を触りたいよ!
w

店名がGLOBEなのに外国人お断り・・・
なるほど、外国人=alienだからか!( *´艸`)

皮肉な店名だなw
カステラには牛乳が合うよな!

how much do you weigh now peru?

are you still fat?

ポルトガル帝国

これはペンです

巨乳と言いたかったのに...

やはり日本語を学ぶことは無理だ...

nope , I had lost like 6 kg,

僕は二年ほど牛乳を触ったことはない。

母乳大好きポルトガル人

Woops!

www
成程、ペンはペンなんだねw

This is what Thai poster looks like

Diarrhea strike again

...

he looks like a happa half-jap

maybe that's why he hates japs? self-hating?

> I gave you some advice in the other thread and in your /adv/ thread.
Yeah, thanks for trying to read that crap I put together. I thought that stringing things chronologically in order while omitting the subject when I thought it was obvious enough, but apparently not. I knew it was long too, but, uh, sorry about that. I was really just trying to vent rather than looking for advice, so I appreciate your efforts anyway. Right now I'm just trying to get different opinions on this.
> まあ基本的にお別れの手紙を書くなら家族全員で書くだろうし 微妙に思われては当然の事だ
まあそうですよね。しないと怪しくない?と、思われてしまいますね。

Who said I'm fat?

gastric cancer

Did you keep a journal while you were on exchange? I found it to be a good outlet for stress and feels. Perhaps you could start one.

berberine

kisama

nandato

You are scaring me nigger

did you drink coffee? coffee always makes me shit

It makes sense if you consider the possibility of contracting cancer from buying No Man's Sky

ちょっと、静かにしてよ!

youtube.com/watch?v=34apAqzBAp8

あああああああああああああああ!

It appears the japs have wisened up to my old tricks

I make

Merci

I will make new thread

Okay, F passed the 5 minute timer rule.

It looks like my phone decided to fuck up the thread

静かに、、してよ。。