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Dyslexia?
>hello im from /ita/ and im white
australians cum out of /balt/
I feel relieved when an Aussie post a new thread, sometimes I fear they're not invested in this whole thing but whenever this happens I am reassured.
that's nu zoland
no it isn't
>come into work at 7am
>do some shit, done by 8am, everyone else can work now
>have s cup of tea, answer emails
>it's only 10am
>start reading news
>go for an early lunch at 11am
>come back after hour and a half
>check email
>still nothing to do
Wew lads, I think I accidentally invented the time machine, because time has just stopped for me.
oh, sorry.Who is it?
who do you work as?
i am (my flag is the flag of) asuturalia
I've literally never been caught in my entire life.
oh. how do you do?
The baltics are noble teutonic germanic lands
Accountant. There are a few days each month, before the end of the month, when literally nothing happens.
same thing
take that back
I will never not think of new zealanders as australians
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Dude, they're completely different. Australians are ape-like petrol huffing niggers, zealanders are some kind of fat tattooed asians or something.
i went out for a walk last night and i felt very different for some reason and the whole world felt strange
like i was in a silent hill-type horror game but i wasn't scared or anything and i was in a well lit area
what are your thoughts on this strange occurrence
momentary existential dread?
get that as well sometimes haha
Maybe you should stop huffing petrol.
I never played silent hill, you'll have to be more specific than that.
i [spoiler]enjoyed it[/spoiler]
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No they are not.
i love you lads
>have to wake up early tomorrow because i've got an appointment at centrelink
>japanese games where the american characters are white
when will those naive japs learn
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no
This smartass at my Uni told me Lithuanian is similar to Latin.
He's full of shit right?
>This smartass at my Uni told me Lithuanian is similar to Latin.
A bit, yes.
I'll tell you who's gonna be full of shit: You, once I Find you and I'm done with you, you subhuman piece of shit.
Calm down Coldsteel
remove tea
>Lithuanian retains cognates to many words found in classical languages, such as Sanskrit and Latin. These words are descended from Proto-Indo-European.
>This even extends to grammar, where for example Latin noun declensions ending in -um often correspond to Lithuanian -ų, with the Latin and Lithuanian fourth declensions being particularly close. Many of the words from this list share similarities with other Indo-European languages, including English.
we don't want you here, fuck off
Wow she described literally me
lithuanian is similar to farting sounds lol poo
Shit thread
0/5
Shut the fuck up
it has some words from Latin same as Latvian
>wanting anglo subhumans in your thread
Want me to invade your shit lands again?
what, afraid that your subhuman friend will like you less because i insulted him? you're ridiculous
kan vi snälla ta över denna bögtråd
wtf I hate Mikoto now
No one cares about latvian you dumb fuck. Did you see anyone asking about latvian, you autistic mentally challenged, brain-dead, faggot??? No you did no, you know why? BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT FUCKING LATVIAN. If they cared they would have asked "duhhrr is latvian related to garbage?" But no, no one asked. SO STFU, kid and kys.
Show some fucking respect ok???
>lithuanian "banter"
/aus and the balts/
Japanese people are so naive
This thread makes me sick. I literally want to vomit right now.
it's a free smash if youre tall in Japan
maybe just a gobby if youre not a hot cunt
Is Latvian related to garbage?
Yes
maybe
Latvian is a fine and refined language while Lithuanian is just a knock off polish
only lithuanians will disagree
This is false.
wtf thats me
To lithuanians
you look hot
me in the middle
in desperate need of a qt slav gf to teach me Russian!!!!
send immediately pls
degenerate
but on the other hand if youre ready to take all of our russians, ill send you a ruski girl
If you bought me a ticket I'd genuinely move to Australia to be your gf, but my asshole parents will not permit it.
love this vid
All I ask is for one good looking, qt slav - is that asking for too much?
Got to just LOVE parents((((
My parents and I were staying at my Grandma's house while we were visiting for the week (We lived in Talsi and Grandma lives in Ventspils). My aunts and uncles came over to visit my parents and brought my cousins with them. I remember we were playing hide and go seek and i ended up hiding in the same spot as her and her 8 year old brother, which just so happened to be the closet in my mom's old room. We started talking while we were waiting and then next thing I know I'm balls deep in my cousin and her brother is kinda just sitting there. Probably like 2 minutes later I came and then we sat in silence and waited until we were found. And that ladies and gentlemen is how my cousin and I lost our virginity to each other.
was she hot?
youre off the fucking door
yes
if you want one of them you have to take all of them
Yes.
Okay we'll make a deal then.
Your Russians for our Asians?
Can I fuck her?
hmmmm we have enough asians already though
im ready to trade those 400k slavs for 200k aussies though
Sounds to me like your a pedo.
what is that?
Okay if we're going to make this deal there has to be some terms.
200k degenerate slavs to be sent to the Eastern side of Aus, the other 200k must be as top tier as they come and sent to the Western side of Aus; the top tier 200k must also have a 3:1 female to male ratio.
The Aussies we send will be 150k bogans but 50k top tier, you have the choice of where to distribute the top tier Aussies (within Latvia) but the male to female ratio will be roughly 50/50.
Do we have a deal?
You have a deal right here mister
Why are Lithuanians so rude and unfriendly? Is it their Slav genes?
It was a few years ago, she's fat now.
I'm not.
a moving picture made me do a haha
the other highlight of my day was
eik nachui gaidį blet pydaras kurva estas lochas kažkoks
Lithuanians werent educated by Germans like Latvians and Estonians. The polish infuence is showing
Taip
>t. curonian
Please forward the paperwork to your Prime Minister
Done, a copy has been sent to the queen for validation
kurwa blet ką čia šneki
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Prussian rape baby
I wonder if posting from Maskačka will get me a Russian flag
Why does bureaucracy have to stand between me and a lovely Russian qt?((((
Lolwut?
100% it will
I bet that I could beat every single one of you in a fistfight.
*shoots you*
THAT IS NOT ALLOWED
Why would you want to beat up a girl :3c
Can I have your number? ;)
1 outs you white prick
ps pic is me
pss no weapons k?
*puts thumb in your butt*
Is there a south islam in new zealand?
I bet I could cut your pets up one by one and post them to you in little chunks with increasing amounts of maggots. Some to your parents. Some to your boss. Some to your girl.
I don't have a girl ;-;
You're not supposed to put a thumb it's but, you should punch it in the nose. I think.
Hah, what a fag.
rate my gf
It's South Island, though the word does look like Islam.
Would use as a spotter
Hmm?
Daily reminder
Probably, I've always shied away from violence but if another kid forced me to, I had no problems hurting them
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Robert???
good post
Thanks, I wrote this
>http://
M-mārtiņ?
noliec detonātoru Mārtiņ
An unsecure connection just means more possibilty of spreading the love.
youtu.be
This was every family car trip ever.
mārtiņš nevelkāja fedoras
vnk čirkains resns kaklbārdis
Estonian user who is 190cm and wears gray shirt with powergym written on it, did you go to the gym today?
nekad nevari būt pārāk uzmanīgs
He was with me.
Ir arī citi Mārtiņi, mans piemēram ir vēsturnieks.
Yes hello.
Saw a nigger riding a bicycle today, it's the second one this month.
What's happening?
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Not him, but what colour was his hair?
Damn that looks good, is that sambal?
just lithuanians
Yes
americans including some niggers were in my school today hah
Cool, well looks delicious. Hope you have a nice meal.
What for?
I don't know
Thanks, buddy!
old power rangers > shit > new power rangers
>Oficialu – Lietuva perka vidutinio nuotolio norvegiškas priešlėktuvinės gynybos sistemas, o šiam įsigijimui bus atseikėta apie 100 mln. eurų.
wow
ok guys put all the (you)s in the bag and nobody gonna get hurt
>lithuanians robbing people again
when will this end
Better safe than sorry
He didn't tell that.
WHY CANT WE FUCKING HAVE VIEWS LIKE THIS REE
>a generic hill and some trees
wow
gonna make garlic butter again :^)
have a (You) since i feel kinda sorry for you
i can see my house lol
*shoots everyone* except there you go bastards should've listened to me
Wow a hill with some trees neato.
but srs those houses are nice.
>65375840
How come I'm still alive fagboy
they're a lot smaller inside though
probably your virginity shield saved you
damn I can't do anything about that
Going on a trip to Tallinn. We are going to be 18 people. What should we visit?
that tech museum (forgot what its called)
>house
>Latvia
lol
most relevant captcha of my life
Tassie has looks like that with the exception of the houses.
My sister lives in NSW a hour south of Sydney. Mountain on one side and beach on the other.
how does it feel to have only been in Riga and nowhere else?
Although you can see private houses in Riga too
good morning /balt/
>another day
>still no eesti gf
I love 80s japanese music
soundcloud.com
I kinda hope that the thread dies now you're here.
Shitpost a bit more and in no time you'll have so many eesti girls after you, you won't know what to do.
ok thanks m8s!
sovietprisontour dot com
This is based.
Just in Riga? Nah. Most private houses in Riga (closer to the center) look like something drunk grandpa Ivan cobbled together from old wooden railroad ties, anyway. Either that or that strange white brick that so many things are made out of.
Are there any statistics that you know of regarding number of apartment residents vs. private home residents? I've looked for some, but never could find any.
Evenin', partner. Grab a seat an' listen to old Festus jaw a while.
nation wide i think it was 50/50 regarding house vs apartments
I myself live in a 4 story private house, so your statement that Latvia has no private houses was wrong
>listening to the GRIP soundtrack for the first time
Got back from work early chaps
Just had a wank myself, I live alone though.
lovely
nice to see you again
I waited for you.
Thoughts?
wow it almost doesn't look 3rd world
Looks like a good spot for a canoe
Should I move to Tallinn lads?
i cant find a pepe where pepe has burned down moscow and is holding a match and has a hat with vytis on it
can someone please post it here
thank you very much lads
If it's for a girl then definitely not.
asalamu aleykum brāļi
ej prom mārtiņ
If you are a girl, you should move to Riga.
oh man eesti women love britlads. In fact eesti girls love all men except for estonians, latvians, lithuanians and ruskis. Everything else is a good go.
For example a 3/10 ameriburger would land a 9/10 fit eesti girl with no effort.
Where can I find a qt anime grill to be my gf
just made myself garlic butter, really good feeling atm
dont meme the poor lad
inshallah!
es būšu liesmas nesējs, kafiru nobeidzējs
atcerieties: japāņu multfilmas ir pilnīgi halal!
2D animes nav cilvēku attēlojums, tas ir kas sagaida mūs pēc nāves!
keep hearing cars racing near my house
i live near a freeway btw
DEFINITELY a fan
Do you store your gold bricks in all of that extra space? Sweet Jesus
at the end of a gun barrel
haha no
but im currently saving up to make a room in the basement into my personal 'mancave'
>90% of his country is literally empty
>he chose to live near some road
Interesting
>nation wide i think it was 50/50 regarding house vs apartments
lol
>For example a 3/10 ameriburger would land a 9/10 fit eesti girl with no effort.
Now we're talking!!
bls assist
wew didnt know its 60%
thanks riga
Join them la, show those rascals just who rules the roads
No, I am as alone as ever.
No, I DEFINITELY have a penis.
I hope you're not ruseing me. In fact, I got the idea to move to Tallinn when I was on Cred Forums last night and some user was getting assblasted about a beuatiful Eesti track and field athlete dating some black American footballer. Then I remembered that I've heard women in Tallinn are top-tier.
Yes, but if you're a socially incompetent autist you won't find a woman there either
so what's up with Estonia? Your government is finally massively importing refugees?
I'm not. Latvian women don't sleep around with tourists, fact. I really hate Latvia for that. But Estonian chicks, god damn, makes me hate them desu, they just love foreigners because, well, Estonian men are poor and alcoholics, obviously.
Women are alright looks wise, absolute crap attitude-wise, tho. I swear foreigners just kill the field. Avoid Eesti men, tho. They will kick the shit out of you, for the very same reason.
I can attest to this sadly, it doesn't matter what you look like (unless you're a fat ugly whale) what matters is an engaging, self-confident personality.
Everythings screwed.
Goverment failed to elect a new president.
Immigrants are imported on daily basis, but media doesn't talk about it anymore.
Food is as expensive as in Sweden or Germany, but salaries are non-existant. Real estate crisis coming soon. Plenty of reasons to drink, tho. Have a drink.
>mfw moving to Thailand asap.
wew, didnt know eesti women are that cheap
can you rent me a room lad?
I'm actually alright socially, I just hate making the first move, which is always a problem with women. Anyone who takes the time to get to know me likes me, but I push most people away at the start so they don't get to know me. I've had more success in cultures where women are confident and forward (e.g. North America) compared to cultures where women expect to be approached by men. How is it in the Baltics?
If I ever did move anywhere I wouldn't want to just hang out in a tourist/expat bubble, I'd like to meet genuine locals too.
i only own 50% of it after my dad died
wouldnt be nice to take a random frenchie in while mum is still living there
Estonian, Polish, Lithuanian.. All the commies are, except for Latvia. It really rustles me, I had to find out the hard way.
pls
>i will never meet a crew of underground racers my age
>we will never speed through the night with not a care in the world
wtf lithuania
i thought we were friends
i did try to warn you about this
>meet genuine locals too.
Protip: Not in Tallinn. You can localize with hipsters at Tartu, but not in Tallinn. Men, like myself, will be extremely pissed off for not having it as easy with women as foreigners do.
>where women expect to be approached by men. How is it in the Baltics?
LMAO
I have very bad news for you my friend
>Remember Latvian and shieet claims they get 800 euro wages after tax and shiet while we get only 600
>check wikipedia
>the difference is 20euro
>go to Latvian government statistics webpage
>says the same
Always knew Latvians are lying cunts
what you say is HARAM
give yourself up before Allah shows me the way
latvia
>Average net salary
> €8,000/$9,000 , yearly (2015)
lithuania
>Average net salary
> €7,200/ $8,100, yearly (2016-Q2
latvia - 750
lithuania - 660
And people in Riga make more than 750, the number is taken down because of Latgale
great source
Based stats, all Eestis outside of Tallinn get about 400 euros, if they are blessed enough to get a job at all. that 60€ welfare sure is helping a lot.
Luckily Tallinn balances it and the average is 1k+ something, which is completely beyond me, but ok. Stats can't lie.
guys can we please get some eesti grils itt
After tax you get 620~.
We get 601.~
>Release date:
15 September, 2016
Data from csb.gov.lv
how do we fix /balt/??????????????
That's fair enough I suppose. I'd be pissed off too if there was a guy who was no different to me but had much better chances with women just because of nationality, it's probably infuriating. Doesn't mean I wouldn't exploit it, but I'd feel bad about it and constantly worry that the girl doesn't really like me, which would probably be true.
Ahh well, probably better to live in a culture that would work more in my favour. In my experience so far, Eastern European women can be quite forward and pushy at times, but still expect their men to be macho and dominant. Is it like that in the Baltics?
remove a certain pair of countries
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im too lazy to go fuck around in csb to find the same thing, so i just wiki since that lith mentioned it
anyways some other lith a while ago also said that the wages are higher here and threw in some links
as i said depends on the region, memester
in latgale it would be 500-600 euros
vidzeme-zemgale 700-800 euros
riga 800-
I know people who make 2200 a month from being an engineer
I know people who make minimal wage but still don't thrive forward
dumb cunts
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>Is it like that in the Baltics?
Despite Estonian women being easier than prostitutes, you will never find more shut in, introverted and shy girls than in Baltics. Period.
Unless you meet russian girls, who are awesome.
i know people who are too proud to take a 500 euro job because the wage is too small and rather sit on their asses and live off mum
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Just so you know that guy has been fucking with you this entire time and literally none of what he has told you is true.
just saw a dude doing the virgin walk
lmao
>as i said depends on the region,
Wow so just like everywhere in the world.
You think you're the only one who have other regions dragging you down?
In the baltics no woman will ever approach you. I know that that's every neckbeards wet dream, but it just won't happen. You approach them, or nothing happens. Be it on the street, in the club, or at university.
Once you're in a relationship they can be pushy, clingy, or not; all depending on character.
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>he tries to start shit and gets mad over nothing
why are lithuanians like this?
gurl
>start shit
I only corrected you or the other Latvian who was posting false information because he's insecure about Latvia and doesn't seem to know difference between Netto and Brutto.
Good evening, friends.
the woman of our retarded deputy marshal.
makes me BOOGIE
you qouted wikipedia at the start and it clearly says "neto" on the government page on the other hand it really does say 850 bruto
See pic.
see my first reaponse
your beloved wiki says that we get 750 neto
and i already told you that i know that csb shows that we have 850 bruto
I've had a bad experience with a Russian girl and it's left with me a bad opinion of the whole country. Still too triggered to go for another one of them desu.
Oh dear.
Yeah I think it's still rare pretty much everywhere, unfortunately for people like me. When I was in Canada I got lucky because girls approached me after hearing the English accent, but they still expect you to escalate things. Things would be even harder in countries without this obsession with English people, so perhaps I should just learn to be more confident and talk with women.
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when will mum leave as well?
downloading an update on steam at a healthy 200kbps
ah yes extremely impressive
>your beloved wiki says that we get 750 neto
I think you might be blind or retarded.
good evening chap, what are your plan tonight?
in 30 years maybe, its the family summerhouse after all
see 'Economy of Latvia' and 'Economy of Lithuania' articles
I hope I get a good sleep. What are your plans?
Wangan Midnight was nice
pretty much the same, is the wagie life
wtf is a "baltid"
shortened baltoids?
>go downstairs in the middle of the night for a cheeky late night snack
>close fridge
>see feet on top of the staircase out of the corner of your eye
>look more closely
>its an old woman
>you live alone
>her clothes are torn and ragged and she is filthy and covered in bl00d
>she starts sprinting down the stairs at inhuman speed to get you
what do you do
Any country where women would rather have an american as a boyfriend is a failed country
Americans are repulsive
>the entirety of Russia is Baltic
this general is missing someone
get the camera and claim the 1million dollars that are up to grab if you can prove the paranormal
Question for debate:
Ar Trumpo ilgas?
wait, so balts are a mix of baltids, nordids and crogmanids?
im not sure if i can live with this
I'm alpinid, what about you guys?
Couldn't agree more.
But not as failed as a country that gets taken over by niggers. Sorry, Pierre/Jamal.
*khm*
Hello, racial brother
What a great day to drink some vodka and go fight on the streets, am i rite?
Ruski, how popular is having a job outside of Moscow?
mix of a crogmanid and a nordid looks like
Sorry, I have never fought for no reason and I've never been drunk.
I dunno, I'm a Moscovian NEET
proof
>posting face on /balt/
lmao
Lomonozov State University. MGIMO, Saint Petersburg University of Economics and Finance or Lobachevsky State University in Nizhny Novgorod?
FAST
I am going to eat vanilla Karums. Review is coming up soon.
sounds exactly like something an east baltid would say
Moscow BTFO by Riga and Tallin
meditteranid
First three arr rook the same. I have harsher features than all those composites.
>cucknius isn't even on the list
>northern finns, northern russians, saami
why are lithuanians stupid?
Doubles decides who I will vote for in Seimas elections.
me
Lomonozov seems more based to me cause he actually wanted to get education. MGIMO is still considered our top uni though
>northern finns, northern russians, saami
best description of the latvian ethnicity I've ever heard
harambe's corpse
>woman is pretty
>man is ugly
why always? is this just a meme? tell me, are you guys ugly?
>m.tvnet.lv
based
man I just wished lithuania would build a nuclear plant.
Do you attend some uni?
liaudies partija
commies
Forgot picture. A bit over five years old, the only I have of me clean shaven.
tautininkai
TS-LKD
I'm actually leaning towards them for banter. LLP leader is based, he said that autists and bydlo hooligans should go to special schools.
only l*tvians
Lithuanians are all handsome
No, but I used to.
>voting for c*nservatives
Globalist cuck.
nice stronk chins
reroll
>tell me, are you guys ugly?
yes just look at my eyes bro
easily a 2/10, if not less
Dear Cred Forums
Today a very cute girl who is also very smart talked to me and showed interest. I didn't want to kill myself today.
That is all thx
I too read 370chan and get to form my political opinion from internet memes.
No idea what that means, but if I get dubs then do not vote for a woman.
the vata is strong with this one
Better than letting mass media form your political opinion.
>skyderastas
eik laukan, ant sienų papaišyk
galva atvės
>I let my opinions get formed by popular news sites and televisions
Well let the retards throw away their votes to parties who aren't even near 5%.
>Better than letting mass media form your political opinion.
But I don't read any of Lithuanian mainstream websites, in fact I don't follow Lithuanian media at all apart from few assburger websites like alkas.lt, kasvyksta.lt.
Haven't watched TV probably since like 2014.
then I'd rather date a Latvian.
Women can be pretty and still act kind. Males on the other hand lose all humility as soon as they are granted even a tiny bit of attractiveness. They will sleep around, act bratty, lose any kind of morality, and end up a childless stepfather by 45.
ikr
Tautos prisikėlimo partija
You sound pretty bitter about attractive males.
tautininkai
commies
autism is strong in this one
can you not read
its cleary states those "people" are located in northern finland/sweden/russia
see to get an idea on what the average bloke looks like here
reroll
Like everyone else on this website.
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thank you based hitler
Thanks senpai, I was afraid that I would have to vote bloody conserves
whahaha piano makers
new
Is Rīga a shithole?
do lithuanians hate poles
yes
>Latvian women don't sleep around with tourists
how did this happen?
why?
thanks guys but I was aiming for 3d eesti grils to post itt
I read in an eesti thread on Cred Forums the other month that over half of eesti posters in Cred Forums are grils.