Reminder that while germs were living in mud huts and shitting in the forests we built the greatest civilization that...

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t. civilised Belg and Roman citizen

If Romans were so powerful, why could they conquer the whole middle east and northern africa but couldn't conquer some germanic tribes?

auxiliary, imperial guards, laborers, craftsman
but not farmers or land owners, rome treated them like colonial subjects all take and no give

If Germans are so smart, why do they let shitskins rape their women and don't even jail them afterwards?

>tfw hearing my grandfather's oral history of our family's experience on the roman slave ships
>tfw my germanic forefathers were stolen from their village in present day frankfurt by slave traders and sold to cleopatra
>tfw still no reparations or even acknowledgement of these atrocities from the italian government

t. Skinhead Ronnie

you must be pretty old then

>the greatest civilization that ever existed.
that's not the British Empire

australians can't be germanic

It was 2000 years ago, you have to let it go Steve

>Being this retarded
Shitalians where literally worse than vikings, without Greek knowledge they would've failed a lot sooner.

Your Satan digits don't make that statement correct

are you that polish guy?

Όχι, πανίβλαkα.

I thought the Brits were the most pathetic nation in the business of celebrating the lost past.

But it is actually Italianos.

I'm so sorry Brits.

kill yourself slavshit, if it weren't for Romans g*rmanics would rule today

ξεφόρτωσε λίγη μαγkιά,μη σου γαμήσω kαμιά μάνα λούλη

Σου είπα kάτι ρε γαμημένε;

όχι,σου είπα εγώ kάτι όμως
Το νου σου,νύχτα θα φύγεις

It's the exact opposite actually, the Republic started becoming weak after Greece became part of it, because the formerly bellicose ruling class was influenced by the Greek hedonistic lifestyle.

>Making shit up
That's about right, just read a book for once.

t. Somali rape baby

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Why do you talk bad about Germans, my fello Roman?

Imagine if Rome survived to now like China did and everyone in its borders considered themselves part of the Roman ethnicity

this guys knows his shit.
It wasn't like evil barbarian hordes inviding rome.
German served Rome and it was more like a civil war

The roman empire actually liked us and fought wars for us.
Plus we got special titles and stuff so +1 italy

Half of true, Germans were mostly mercenaries, some tribes integrated some no. It's better if we don't think about the Germans like a united people, or like they considered to have the concept of nationality at that time.

Reminder that while italos were living in mud huts and shitting in the forests we built the greatest civilization that ever existed.

Ignore the flag, I'm an african-american stationed here.

WE

This is sad.

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you were part of the HRE too, dont let the frog make fun of you

Ahah

And then you became decadent and failed. You over lived yourself.

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No, I wasn't

you live in vatican?

what would a moor know about the holyness of the roman empire?

Rome was part of the Papal State during HRE, and plus my ancestores were Venetians

>9 C.E.

:)

The greatest achievement of the ancient romans was their ability to wage war on a level that was unparalleled by anyone else in the mediterranean. Other than that they we're not much different from any of their contemporaries.

When you think about it that's the only requisite for being a great "civilisation", being able to destroy and conquer the competition. Really makes you think...................................

well not really, you also gotta be able to maintain it, that's why no one seriously thinks the Mongol Empire is overall the greatest Empire ever as it died almost immediately without any huge lasting legacy
the biggest legacy Rome left us is probably their institutions, the ones who kept such a vast Empire together for so long

>implying nowadays italians are romans and not germanic langobards and germanic rapebabys

>10-16 d.C.
:)

delet this
not a single drop of white blood flows through my veins stultus

well, the pope and thus the papal state accepted HRE as the legitimate successor state of Rome.
In fact, it was the authority of pope that put the H in HRE

>10.000 lombards can change the dna of an entire Peninsula

Boy you are not Roman, this time is long gone.
Italy was never a major power.
You have always been somebody´s else bitch. Arabs, French, Spainards, Germans...

You are the laughing stock of Europe

t. errone

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imagine you are an italian woman
would you rather fuck with a hairy italian manlet or a tall and blonde germanic übermensch?

no need to be jealous of our Roman swagger, ozgul von hammersmark
if there's an eternal underachiever in Europe, that's definitely germany

thanks for the insight turkbro, spread your dna in germany

East-Goths (Ravenna)
Langobards (Parvia)
Both at least 100.000

Normanns in Neaples and Sizilly

Franks during the 8th century

>100% pure Roman no doubt

For this phrase you will be excomunicated, come at Canossa for your sins

time for an antipope...

Wait, wasn´t Italy the only European country that failed to found a colony in East Africa, because they lost against the ethiopians

What the fuck is Albania doing all the way over in the Caucasus?

Turkey is the only true descendant of Roman Empire
Prove me wrong

when the Russians fucked off we won and got it

>East-Goths (Ravenna),Langobards (Parvia), Both at least 100.000
>trusting numbers gived by medievals
>Franks during the 8th century
>Franks colonize italy
>Normanns in Neaples and Sicily
>Sicily heavy influence, Naples less
I'm not saying we are pure romans, btw, I was just talking about lombards
>imagine you are an italian woman, would you rather fuck with a hairy italian manlet or a tall and blonde germanic übermensch?
Both you silly

pure indo-roman reporting in

On the Eastern Front in WW2, the Russians concentrated their attacks on the Italian lines. Because they knew, you were the weakest link in the chain.

Russians also raped lots of German women at the end of WWII
that's funny XDD

You dont speak latin
Now fuck off roach.

You don't become an englishman when you speak english. Do you?

haha lol
war is cool, genociding innocents is fun ahah :))
did you know italians are shit at war? L O L (laughing out loud)
one panzers tiger could destroy 50 bajillion shermans xD

WE WUZ SPAGHETTIS N SHIT

So you are running out of arguments?

Always remeber: Operation Compass.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Compass

quintessential italian

"Only foreign army that must be considered undefeated"

Soviet High Command

lol what. As far as i know no many Italians came back from the Eastern Front.

Worst ally ever!

Yeah, for the same reasons you don't become roman just because you left central asia a few centuries ago.

I'm just posting interesting facts like you are doing m8. Maybe next time try having any sort of long term strategic planning that doesn't involve being at war with the rest of the world, but I'm sure you won't get another chance.

you don't speak latin either cousin

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_war_crimes

If the Romans are so smart, why they live in an igloo?

Reminder that while Italians were living in caves and just finally genociding the neanderthals the great finnish khaganate was building the greatest and most technologically advanced empire in human history.

>Italians
>Romans

Does that mean that Turks are Hittites? They lived in the same place after all...

they didn't rape them lmao

they fucked russians/poles for food

there's known and detectable migrations into Anatolia that changed the area quite a bit, while the same can't be said for Italy, as a whole

You aren't Roman, you're Italian. Almost as bad as the 'Greeks' claiming Ancient Greek civilization even though the modern population of Greek is entirely different.

Friendly reminder that we managed to beat the greatest civilization ever while we were still living in mud huts

>we
Eastern germanics were Western slavs. :^)

Lmao Romans lost more people at cannae than that

Western slavs are germans in denial

>germans
No such thing. Only tribes.

Romans were too lazy and called everyone "germanic".

kek

No it isn't

t. manlet

That doesn't make any sense

We are not Romans, we aren't total different thing either,
Egyptians claiming ancient Egypt would be that case.
Completely different culture, language and religion.
Italian Language, legal system and culture are Latin heritage for sure.

We are Romans, stop pretending we aren't

>modern population of Greek is entirely different
proofs? people like to shout it a lot but I've never seen any actual argument for this besides projected snownigger jealousy

italians are romans DEAL WITH IT!