/brit/

what sort of anime would nigel farage watch

...

Arr rook saaame

youtube.com/watch?v=t6TNVQOX1hM

choon

Business idea: Bomb Dresden

why does everyone have friends

why cant I have friends
am I not allowed
friend

do you see a reason in why you don't have friends
or do you think everyone ostracize you out of the blue

love it

Outsource labour to other companies to make a profit

Gonna make some egg fried rice, lads.

so a recruitment agency

new hat lads

Excellent, I'll get the lads working on it.

solid

looks like he''s related to mike myers

More people consider themselves my friend than the inverse. Apparently I'm a nice person but not nice enough to get invited to social occasioning.

yes

>a month wait for a hospital appointment
I could be dead by then

You know he's a bellend because he supports Trump [despite being British] and owns an American flag [despite being British]

sounds good to me

well then
try to find something to fix that problem

he would outlaw it if he were leader, because he's a top lad and he hates spastic neets

BREXIT WAVE reporting in

alri

who /alt-right/ here?

i certainly am

>Fighting #PoliticalCorrectness & #WhiteGenocide one tweet at a time. #Trump #AltRight Featured in POLITICO, Fortune.

Not quite. You advertise yourself as 'labouring solutions'. What you do is get a bunch of unemployables who are physically able and you rent them out to other companies who have short term staffing shortages. Particularly in physicaly type work as you cannot expect these people to think. Finally, you charge a fee for this service.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

Karen is best girl

Just got phoned by the Army

Want me to go to a selection

so a recruitment agency

kek

he's practically winning in every battleground state except NY and Cali

he's going to win unless something catastrophic happens to his campaign

Ye

bye

...

...

if trump really got voted in, how long do you think it would take for him to be impeached?

sauce?

kek
why would he get impeached? he hasn't committed any crimes

Bit early to say lid Clinton is still fave at the bookies

would require him to do something and congress won't let him
so he'd have to totally fuck something else up

literally rekt lmao

>fave at the bookies
so was remain tbhfam

wondering how yanks here feel about obamacare

Be careful

Go ask /cum/ then you dumb cunt

Going to the corner shop to top up the leccy. Anyone want anything?

bit mean mate

n-no

be careful of what?

Not sure what you're point is, never claimed they're infallible just a good guide

HOWLING

it's shite mate

Fuck off you frog.
Were you even thinking when you asked that question?

lmao

Fuck Alan Sugar

Cunt tried to get people to vote remain

i dont get it.

your pussy

woeful

t. expatriate

Claiming trump has no skeletons

go easy on the frenchman lads

what kind of povvo cunt has a pre paid electric meter

it would seem to me, in their polling to work out the odds, they oversample certain groups and aren't as reliable as you think

I used to use them as a barometer for elections and what not but not anymore for this reason

stopped thinking long time ago mate

I thought it helped people in need

What online resources can I use to teach myself subjects to degree level? Looking to put my NEETdom to good use desu.

if there are i haven't heard anything about it. if he's done anything wrong then it's probably tax-related

Go back home you bellend.

England for the English.

If Trump had skeletons, Hillary would've dragged them out already.

just got one of these.

love how tony blair gets blamed for thacherism

Someone remind me to get my pizza out of the oven at 15:56

thanks

boyfriend?

when are you going

Im just stating it in response to that yank who said trump was a shoo in

a father?

Get your pizza out the oven at 15:56

lookat my boots

november I think

alri

Edinburgh isn't English you fascist

Is that Bush 41?

bye

Oh you're alright then. Stay in Scotland please.

look at the top of his head

your knees are reaching the sitting part of the couch
oh my days

are you me from the future

any good?

No. Everyone on the planet is raving about it because it's shit, obviously

what can I say
it is what it is

Someone piss on your chips mate?

is there anything worse than runts?

i still expect hillary to win. i'd be surprised if she didn't

Start with the Greeks.
You can look up course outlines for universities to give you an idea of the content you will need to cover.

yes
>tfw no androgynous telekinetic gf

germans

Runt enablers

it's a decent 6.5/10. People think it's the best thing though, dunno why.

It's not very original and panders to 80s nostalgia too much

germans

>Start with the Greeks
ahh yes, internet memes

Fantastic post

>It's not very original and panders to 80s nostalgia too much

literally the whole point, it's a combination of the best 80s sci-fi movies
if you can't handle that then you shouldn't have watched it to begin with

I left some bacon on the barby yesterday for half an hour before I remember to get it. There was edible nothing left. The remains of the meat were on fire.

It's well-made and looks nice, but it's nothing special as a show. 5/10 in my opinion, and I'm the most patrician person /brit/ has ever seen.

>It was MEANT to be contrived!!

hmm no thanks

quite surprised with GQ's content, very well written.

little t has just sent for me ffs

germans are runts

Are there any internet resources I can use to guide my learning? Lecture notes, exam questions, etc.

Decent silhouette.

>patrician
>watches Netflix series

this

country is full of runts

brilliant argument lad

>Auscunts bbq all the time
>they wonder why there's a massive hole in the Ozone layer above their '''''''''country''''''''''

Then why live there?

Getting tired of this Uganda gimmick

thanks, yet to see yours

what?

uganda be kidding me haha

yeah go on /lit/

because he's a runt

why am i laughing so hard

easily one of the worst boards on the site

Short answer: yes.
Long answer: It depend on what subjects you're looking at as to where you find stuff but all of this should be available online somewhere. Getting access to certain books and publications may be trickier.

Bit embarrassed I didn't notice that myself.

Thanks lad.

with the caveat its a board filled with wankers, absolute wankers.

not him but crack the books, hit the library, eventually streams of authors and themes will show-face. You'll better able to pick and define and follow to your liking eventually (hopefully) and it'll snowball into an autonomous interest, just crack the books

Otherwise, there are university courses on Youtube -- YaleCourses for example

also /lit/ may help, but don't take it too seriously, it's one of the worst boards on Cred Forums

Stranger Things is so short that you don't realise how mediocre it is until you finish it

freaked my nut when i found out she is english

i told you exactly what the show was about, they made no effort to hide they were gunning for a cheap nostalgia trip from the moment it was announced. if you can't understand that you shouldn't have watched it
your response was "haha nah"

your pizza's burnt, mate

>tfw anglo but not according to /brit/

johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine...

Idk my boner for Nancy was pretty long

Always amuses me how the british hunted bears, boars and wolves to extinction.

alri Tyrone Rodriguez

About as much as an Irishman which is to say not at all.

nah

I know right, shame there's no bears, boars or wolves around nowadays

>80s nostalgia trip
>everyone raving about it was born after 1997

hmm yes

We should reintroduce wolves to scotland desu

BOTH OF MY PARENTS WERE FROM ENGLAND YOU RUNTS

*sobs*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_towns_in_the_United_Kingdom

If your town is on this list you're officially a runt

hmm yes another strong argument

Then why aren't you English?

MILTON KEYNES MENTIONED

They hunted all the wolves in Ireland too, why do brits hate wolves?

What exactly is amusing? Why always, seems to be something that rarely comes up? What about Mega Fauna, don't they get a say in your wroldview?

NORTHSTOWE MENTIONED
literally going to be bus stop: the town lol

Hemel Hempstead is quite nice tbqh

I was stolen

>took the day off work to watch Corbyn's first PMQs as Prime Minister

Gonna be bantz

are you a top or a bottom lads?

Canada has de facto ceased to exist

>a Netflix Original Show

someone post a fat cunt in a fedora

Not that difficult to immigrate if your parents are English lad

vers

>some runt in the gym DB benching
>pick up more weight than he's lifting in just one hand
>start curling
>veins ripping out everywhere
>hfw

was getting lunch sweetie

...

>Merlin 'to blame' for Alton Towers crash

What kind of company lets you book off days as far in advance as never?

>>a Netflix Original Show

me in the orange cap

Need to ban Welsh wizards 2bqh

we unironically should

and boars

and black bears

reverse in scotland. if you come from an older town you're probably lying in your own piss rn

>>a Netflix Original Show

>someone post a fat cunt in a fedora

#notallwarlocks

mirin hard

We should reintroduce smallpox to Scotland

we should annex niagara falls from canada. it's not like they're using it

We need to reintroduce the black death in Scotland

we should introduce the black death to australia

I should introduce my cock into your arse

We should introduce a harmless pet to australia

you may as well have already desu

Niagara Falls, NY is literally just a creepy little village with a bridge

bit gay

reintroduce black womyn in my life

reintroduce happiness to me pls

Don't get how Netflix can afford to create all these shows when they their only source of revenue is subscriptions. Do they sell their programmes to TV?

>it is literally illegal to own a domestic rabbit in australia because they are STILL upset about overpopulation
HOWLING

you might as well take the door, that's all that's left

the canadian side is really nice
the US side is very disappointing

they don't make most of them desu, it's just a brand

and they earn a shit ton from subscriptions

they made like 10 billion dollars from subscriptions last year alone

they can afford to whatever the fuck they want

hmm something tells me there is a co-ordinated effort in these posts

strawpoll.me/11307192

LIKE A FIDDLE

he is unbelievably handsome

that smile makes me think hes a twat though
that smile and also jealousy

Lads on a night out

sometimes they do joint projects with tv companies like abc and better call saul

you're severely underestimating just how much money netflix makes tho
and you also need to take into account the fact that they'll have advertisement sponsorship out the arse

they sell your data

you can definitely own a rabbit

not in queensland

me somewhere in the picture
(i'll allow you to guess which)

...

there's like 83 million users

so... £however much the subscription is* 83,000,000 = a lot

>200 million netflix subscriptions

hmm I don't think so

>LIKE A FIDDLE

someone post a fat cunt in a fedora

>the canadian side is really nice
Except for that tacky fucking road on the hill down to it, whatever it's called
Looks like fucking Great Yarmouth

theres like 4 girls there and they are pretty qt

how do these neckbeards do it?

me on the right behind the black lad

that's like 5 billion

it's a reddit meetup you twat. also notice how they are all stitting next to the niggers

they're making an anime about me lads

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37470962

Top Gear is now Joey and the two minorities who did the BBC3 online show last year

reminder netflix only makes trend riding shite and if you want decent writing you should watch Fox

Where you from, lads? /plymouth/ here

just shaved my arse for the first time in my life lads (it was really hairy)

feels pretty good

looks p tame next to reddit balitmore meet up which was simultaneously brilliant and horrific

They don't factor in mememagic

I'm from Surrey but I now live in Sawtry

A quick Google search revealed it to in fact be a brony meetup

hope you didn't shave it bald with a regular razor or else tomorrow is going to be hell

>if you want decent writing you should watch Fox
what the fuck is on fox these days

not fx, fox itself

>mfw the Grand Tour is starting this november
"""top gear""" can fuck off

fx is fox. that's what I meant. that and hbo

shat me trousers

nah I used a body groomer

/yorkshire/

/brit/? more like shit lmao

>getting hype even though Top Gear was shit in its last 5 years

I hope you're not from west south or east yorkshire

tbf what does fx even have outside of sunny

justified ended a while ago

youtube.com/watch?v=XsJz2NmMm6o

have the irish heard of this band? they're from boston

require a canadian gf like that danish girl needs an oxygen tank to breathe during sleep

they gave them a shit budget 2bh

amazon have just given them unlimited funds

they will be destroying 5000 caravans at once lad

east is great
only truly shit part of west is bradford
south is pretty shit but has some nice parts

i was born and bred in york itself

NEED a Daddario gf

Shes like an Angel

netflix literally single-handedly ruined arrested development

me on the left

Arrested development was already shit

Thought I was the bull, because she cheated on her boyfriend with me, but she ended up marrying him.

west and south are paki infested shitholes

east has hull in it need I say more

>netflix

normies get off my board

pretty sure they had one of their songs in one of the tony hawks games, was a great song back in the day but forgot what it was called looooooool

>a shit budget

not really. it was the highest budget of any bbc programme and they travel around the world in a 3 wheeler every other episode

>piratebay
neckbeards get off my internet

...

I agreed

much prefer the big bong theory

the canned laughter really does it for me

Are Fiat Punto Grande (around 2007-2008) decent cars lads? Kinda wanna get one, but don't wanna always have to say Punto "Grande" as it looks completely different from a normal punto

leaving my curtains open the whole day to prevent me from wanking

reckon I may be a genuis

literally all the pakis are in bradford
the rest of the west is great

and hull is barely east, it's still humberside to me

I have friends, just kinda stopped talking to them and they have other friends now haha

I like to wank with the curtains open

this fit lass lives in the apartment opposite and I need her to see how big my willy is

RM Williams? If so you mah niguh :)

kek, all the women sitting around the black lads. how can whitey compete?

>not standing up and wanking out the window while the neighbours mow their lawn
Runt

Male work colleague called me a 'beautiful man' today, and asked me if it was 'difficult being that sexy'. I'm a 6/10 at best, and he's in a relationship with a female and has two children. Is this just banter, or is there a possibility that he's a dangerous homosexual?

>he doesn't wank with his curtains open
runt

>Actually buying a Netflix subscription

I bet you suckers have Spotify Premium as well.

>

i literally close 6 layers of blinds and curtains whenever I wank

How do I get my gf to break up with me? I wanna fuck other girls but I don't want to cheat.

I'd say like 40% of married men with children are gay or at least bi

they try to suppress it because their of their families

yes
like stomping around in them on hardwood floors reminds me of my dad :)

Think you should start wearing a metal plate over your bum in case he turns out to be the latter

"I think we should take a break"

Done you autist

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

>he doesn't have an exhibitionism fetish
pleb

why though?

where is the fun if nobody might catch a glimpse of you having a wank

My aunt dated a man like that for a while

NEED a cuck manlet bf

Just curious /brit/
How long has it been since you've hugged a girl?

(family doesn't count)

nose is done
someone punch me in the face

did he try to bum you?

hmmm 7hrs

The Frenchman keeps using my "oh my days blud" gimmick

this general is now /devon/

invited: somerset, dorset, bristol
not invited: (((cornwall))), the rest of you cunts

Hungry as shit lads

9 years

Hungary a shit lads

>invited: bristol
>inviting wogs
literal cuck

5 years

so it's now the /inbred/ general then

>inviting bristol
why

Saturday

this

so he can have a bull for his gf

bristolians are bants

bastion of the south west accent

They are the business! I got 2 pairs in aus, no regrets at all. Stylish and durable. Worth the $$$ for sure.

Bit hungry lads

t. jamal from bristol

*laughs while eating my soufflé with the fork still in my mouth until suddenly I accidentally swallow the fork and it gets lodged in my through and start choking until I collapse onto the ground

Hungry lads

can tim sink any lower?

Hope you got the pizza out

t. ruan from cornwall

>found this video on South Korea yesterday
>see the girl on the left

literally in love
don't even like koreans/kpop

I've been a vegetarian all my life (20 years). Should I just give up and eat meat or should I stick with it?

stuffed lads

Why are you a vegetarian?

You posted this yesterday and I redpilled you.

now fuck off

Eat meat you fag

I got them 40% off because my mummy's work has a deal with them

stick with it

meat will make you sick at this point, both physically and morally

Bit hungry tbqh lads

>all his life
probably because he had some insane leftist vegan parents

he could start posting on /brit/

do what the fuck you want you stupid cunt

want to start lifting but dont want to get really jacked

>boy at school has a bday party
>whole family is veggie
>they cook meat on the bbq for the non veggies anyway

There was a vegetarian girl in my primary school class, whenever we went on school camps she'd have to bring her own food in a plastic container. "That plastic spastic" we'd call her.

*regurgitates into your mouth*

1. she is natural
2. she is a 10/10
4. go outside

>eating sentient beings
fanks, fanks, fanks, but no fanks

>falling in love over the internet

top runt imo tbqh

Why do people upload to sites like depfile rather than just making a torrent?

Does my head in having to download anything over a gig at 50kb/s

only been to cornwall on me hols

but i'd still rather go there than the african republic of bristol

nah if he's that open about it he's probably out of the closet bi or just bants

closet gays would never say that

I stand with cornwall

kek

learn to count

is that before pic really tim?

clinton v trump debate at 2am today

not sure if I should watch it

ITS FUCKING RAINING AND IM ON THE BUS WITH ONLY A SHIRT ON MY BACK

>insane
ah yes let's judge people for their diet that will surely make different from the self righteous vegans

gonna bully you for going on holiday to cornwall, that alri?

the gf

somebody should post this to him kek

Matt Ludford

>Canadians are afraid of rain
Lmao

Torrents depend on other people seeding, unless it's a popular movie, game, porno etc. they usually just stop after a few months. Most file sharing sites host and upload it indefinitely, or at least for a lot longer

Feeling like a bad mother fucker is the standard when wearing them plus black/blue jeans. I can smell how wet I'm getting girls XD

timezone's a bitch, ain't it?

yeah I will be in /brit/ for it lad

will be banter on EPIC proportions

go ahead lad i'm probably richer than you and have been to more countries than you anyway x

Need a Cornish femboi bf

looks like her desu

>why yes i DO partake in the consumption of dead corpses of sentient beings

>they usually just stop after a few months
hahahahaha

public tracker runts make me giggle

Bait

No it doesn't. Do not reply to me

Cornish independence WHEN?

HARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

*cuts your head off*

meat is murder

Imagine finding Maisie on tinder

need to get my mail (post) but it's raining :/

it's raining here too

wow we really are alike x

yes

Bit rude

she wouldn't give any of us a second look before swiping left

don't make me whip out my long, girthy list of countries visited lad

call this one a draw, eh

meat IS murder, definitely. but eating leaves instead of a burger won't make a difference. if vegans really cared about saving da animals then they'd become a biotech scientist and invent fake meat substitutes

sauce?

it does, they both have a rat face

had this exact same thought x

i've been to morcambe, grimsby, scarborough, kings lynn, peterborough, chesterfield AND northampton

HA! dumb canuck.

Wonder what life would be like without any internet

there are already plenty, gotta live according to your morals, otherwise what kind of person are you

runt

*shoots round into the air*

yeh better start running, boy

ok rasheed

Really enjoying this thread so far. Am 5'9" myself, feels good being at perfect height.

Go outside

would be a waste of time

nobody would eat that shit over the real thing

nothing like sweet little birds chirping to instil a sense of soul crushing existential unease

>invent fake meat substitutes
m8...

5'11 with a 7in willy here

People would be less useless

Everything would be much harder and more 'human'

Economies wouldn't grow as much

just invented a fake yank substitute lads

peterborough mentioned

my willy is a fake meat substitute

eating bovril on toast

New

if we could produce test tube meat on a factory scale we could have literally any kind of meat we wanted

it'd probably end up being cheaper in the long run too

don't think so sunshine

6'4" with 4" cock

Maybe a month. She's just a friend though, I've never been hugged romantically.

why do people go trans. what on earth are they thinking. they all look like a bus had hit them

maybe they're not doing it for other people

Finally starting to take steroids. Ready for some real progress

new

trans is over it's /epl/ now

Ride a bike fatboy

3days

Not sure about this going to sleep sober gimmick

Can't get a full night's sleep, constantly waking up, and when I am asleep I have these weird vivid dreams that don't make any sense but are all internally coherent

I own an American flag desu
Atlanticism and all that

his facebook I think

shan't be reading any posts by someone that has a union jack on their flag