The other day, one of believers of Souka that is a new religion in Japan confessed that. Though, he want to cheat about that, so he tries to make the scapegoat. That is clumsy a sockpuppet in Japanese language, and most Japanese can see through that. Foreigners, don't be cheated by him. desuarchive.org/int/thread/65242664/#65251490
WARE WARE WAZU
This really got the old brain juices stirring.
I heard there are many muslim in Shinokubo. It's scaring me.
Hi japanons, I just wanted to say I love your shoegaze music (Tokyo Shoegazer, My Dead Girlfriend, Kinoko Teikoku, Mass of Fermenting Dregs, ...)
>Tokyo is good place >if you have money There is nothing to do but shopping in Tokyo.
* Sure, I have money. * And I guess you're right about that.
Tokyo is a shit place, too crowded. Boring, superficial city people, 20 man for a box apartment in shibuya.
Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind CHOOSE to live there? I feel sorry for jap wageslaves KEK
How to become a male gigolo in Japan to fuck old milfs and BBAs?
>Hello, do you share your uncensored works anywhere?
very interesting article, also has a japanese girl's room in it
Will the Yakusa accept me as one of their own if I want to join them?
Us Westerners adore the Yakusa.
just dye your hair black, your mongoloid features should be enough to fool them into thinking you're a jap
what are we going to do to control taorila?
Make thread and ignore his bot posting?
Post our Kanna instead
I would visit Japan, but it is expensive and I do not know your language except for a few phrases. So an ideal trip would involve hiking, visiting bars/restaurants, and going to a few stores with someone who could speak English (and not steal my purse).
However, I like to cook Southern food for people when I'm abroad, and I thought it would be funny to try and make smoked BBQ in Japan just to see what you all thought of it. I made biscuits and gravy for my host family when I visited the UK, and they liked it pretty good.
>How can I meet foreigners in Japan? I would assume they are in 新宿区 or 秋葉原.
He wants to pulverise your boipussi
I bet he fantasizes about wearing cute dresses sometimes.
Do you receive enough affection in your life to feel satisfied? Does it make you feel loved and important to someone?
Is nobody in this thread happy?
>he actually wants to fit in and integrate into japanese society, and be accepted by japanese 'people'
>being happy h-haha faggot
Thanks user now I have a boner at work.
i actually thought they were gonna vomit into each other's mouths kek
being happy is for normies
>Do you receive enough affection in your life to feel satisfied? No.
>Does it make you feel loved and important to someone? No.
>webm I'd probably be a lesbian if not for the fact women are crazy. I don't know how you all tolerate us.
This. Being happy is something older generations got to enjoy.
>implying girls exist on the internet
Word of the day: 包茎
>I'd probably be a lesbian if not for the fact women are crazy. I don't know how you all tolerate us. Women are pretty and smell like flowers. Sometimes they play with your hair and let you cuddle them too.
That alone is enough to counterbalance everything else.
>that picture それは宇宙人ですか
ok so i looked at the pics on the archive since i was afk and they were deleted on the thread and have you had foreskin restoration or something? you should jsut get a circumcision done, it would make your dick look better lel
Being cut is for faggot even if his dick looks disgusting
im cut though, my foreskin was too tight
Con permiso, me gustaria ir a Japon, que tu cres. ¿Lo puedo hacer?
>im cut though, my foreskin was too tight I know that feel.
>Just reached 1000th kanji in Heisig I >Majority of kanji I see written on the internet I still haven't learned >Still have readings and compounds to do after this and then years of practice
On that note, is there a website or something that includes the most common signs in Japan. Things you're most likely to see in high streets and outside shops...
Japanese, how does it feel to be ruled by King Baruto?
How would I say: "Sorry to bother you, but when will you make the CAS announcement?"
>muh kanji drills
Have you guys ever tried to localize your name? Mine would be atsuko
how do i localize my name?
What's your English name?
im not saying my name just tell me how to do it
Holy shit, thanks for that, man :3
There's a Japanese girl in my dorm and I saw her looking at me quite a bit at dinner today, so when we both exited the room I talked to her ans got her to laugh quite a bit. I asked what she had planned for tonight, suggested homework perhaps, she says yes and I said I'd let her get to it.
Im not sure if she got my intent since her english is not very good. I thought I might invite her to dinner in a day or two. Good idea?
>The thinker, Gotham, United Kingdom, about 6 hours ago
>He was probably Ok till he discovered that the prostitute was a ladyboy..... >Aaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh
>mai grorious nippon karate judo sumo 1000 years of tradition >foreigners come in >rekt all japs easily
Look at the etymological meaning of your name and see if there's a japanese name with the same or a similar meaning. My name is Agatha, as in Agatha Christie, from Greek agathos meaning kind, and and Atsuko means kind/sincere child.
But my name has an unknown etymology according to google.
How do I pick a Japanese name like this?
Never read Japanese wiki page of 'The Murder of Roger Ackroyd'
What that be ?
>japs can post on Cred Forums >gaijin can't post on 2ch it's not fair
Mine would be 願望鉄帽 (がんぼうてつぼう) which sounds pretty cool I suppose. I didn't see many results for Japanese names that would be more accurate so I decided to just feed the English etymology into google translate.
How would I say:
"Whaaaat? Did I miss it? :^("
The masterpiece of a mystery that Agatha Christie wrote. That wiki page says who is a criminal.
Why does Ayami Nakajo look nothing like a Japanese girl?
She doesn't really look Asian
>"Horrifying" practices have been exposed that purport to cure people with autism, during which clients are subjected to shouting and intimidation. >An undercover researcher posing as a man with autism was verbally abused and mimicked by a trainer for hours. >The BBC investigated after hearing of a Hungarian firm selling training to "cure" and treat autism in London. >bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37460201
The Greene Murder Case by SS Van Dine is interesting.
You really have a strange taste in Japanese women.
Post what you think is an attractive irl from another race.
Here's an attractive woman from the English race.
Drive on the left side
Would smash but post one that is on a waifu-tier level like your other waifus
I'm not the same guy actually, I just like any excuse to post cute girls.
No aliens for me, just qts.
what did she mean by this?
There are citys that live a lot of Brazilians, and they have little festivals and etc.
I love the urbanism of Tokyo, but then again, I like "crowded" cities the best, lots of people and things to do so nearby.
Misako-chan why is our baby white?
T-takomashi-Sama it's because of M-my A-ainu genes I swear!
Would be Mexico it's about time for dinner?
Yeah, around these hours. Actually, I'm waiting for my dinner to be ready, just 30 more minutes or so.
死にたいのなら死ぬ 昔の日本人の男はそうした 今はそうしない だから女がつけあがった
i prefer tujia desu
Does anyone have the answers for Nihongo Sou Matome N1 Goi? I can't find them anywhere on the internet
>20 man >expensive
come here to NYC and you'll have a whole new idea of "expensive"
>micks topkek, desu m8
If new york removed those stupid height limits prices would go down
hola!amigo What's for dinner today?
オラ! Just some rice and chicken. What is/was your breakfast?
True, but why are Tokyo's apartment prices much cheaper than NY's despite Tokyo also having height restrictions, perhaps even worse than NY's because there are a lot fewer taller buildings in Tokyo and Tokyo's skyline is basically a meme?
No thank you death. ギロチンで首切られた方がマシdeath.
Japan's population is decreasing and there is a lot of housing.
I've already watched GuP, the movie was amazing. I have not watched any Ghibli except Totoro, maybe I should (re-)start with Laputa. Thanks for the recommendation.
Patema Inverted and The Place Promised in Our Early Days were good too.
Nausicaa was pretty dark for a ghibli film
Donald Trump has gone full Jeb Bush tonight.
What did Hillary Clinton do to him?
you should totally bingewatch Legend of the Galactic Heroes
I'm cringing pretty hard all around at it
I think they are both shit though
I think he's going to slowly add the heat. This is just getting started. This
Original Gundam was a 10/10 too
Patema Inverted was good, but I feel like it would have worked better as a short series instead.
I wanted to learn more about their cool underworld. Reminded me of Metro 2033.
Yeah that underworld design was really cool.
Thanks! I've watched Patema, it was really good. Will look into the second one, it looks -promising-. Yeah, this has been in my backlog for some time. I'll watch it soon.
>Original Gundam was a 10/10 too I recommend Zambot3 and Ideon. They are Tomino's masterpieces.
>Today in the morning the weather was fresh, it felt good. よかったね、嬉しいね(´▽`) I hope, it will be rain Mexico again. >anime/show/dorama you like? I like Studio Ghibli film. I specially like「パンダコパンダ」「千と千尋の神隠し」
横だけど 自分の上司だったら徳川家康がいいな。 君は誰が良いと思う?
Deep otakus watch "Zegapain" every summer.
I'll watch everything Ghibli soon, thanks!
>everything Ghibli You should not watch 「ゲド戦記(Tales from Earthsea)」 The film is rubbish!
Hey fellas recommend me a few good japanese movies that are not based on russian XIX century literature. It seems that half of Japan's cinema is poor anime remakes with 40-year-olds playing edgy teens with pink hair. Is there anything as good as Kurosawa's movies today? Or maybe, some art house titles?
ああ、そうでせか Funnily enough, it started to rain here. Thanks Japanese friend!
Japanese creators emigrated manga, anime and other kids program. Movies have been poor until this summer.
Wait, what was her reply?
Okay, thank you! Now I'll watch all this list till New Years. Oh, by the way. Do you have any particular favourites among your country's cinema? While Kurosawa is being normie "le_japanese" beginner-tier cinema, the actual implementation is breddy gud. These movies are comfy af.
How can I reply, "I missed it? When did it end?"
you're welcome Mexican amigo!
Thank you, man. Here's some funny anime for you :^)
Donald Trump said in the debate that he wants to cut off ties to Japan. Can Abe use this as excuse to amend the Constitution and expand the size and role of the SDF further?
He literally did not say that
Now I don't believe this site. This list is full of bydlo-tier movies mixed with le edgy "realistic" movies full of bullshit for dumb critics at film festivals
Translating the elements gives something like 志兜, but semantically the closest actual name would be 守, I suppose.
what are you gonna do in Guangzhou, peru?
I hope this is not true for japanese movies list. Or maybe films fromany country are good for foreigners, but are bydlo-tier for locals.
"Kinejun" is a Japanese cinema review magazine. this article is based on it.
I wanna watch The sun.
> in Japanese and English
how you can be so cucked?
also French is better
>guangzhou pfff whats a guangzhou? Im going to shenzhen
Why are most of the posters in these threads such insecure betas that feel the need to lash out at their superiors?
Why are you lashing out at us?
The strong can criticise the weak, but not the other way around.
Despite being a cunt, I hope you have a good time. I might try to spend a year in Chongqing or Xi'an, but Chongqing is a lot more fun with beautiful women. Though, Xi'an residents speak a more standard putonghua.
The definition of し is different on both of these pages. I learned that し means から but し implies the reason is one of (possibly) many. This is the meaning in the second link (Tae Kim). The first translates し to "and." For example, the sentence
appears in the first link. There it is translated as
"I not only played tennis but also saw a movie today."
I would have translated this as
"Today I played tennis, therefore I saw a movie."
My question is, which translations are correct?
I'll make a new thread.
>I learned that し means から In a sentence like 「宿題も終わった『し』、もう寝よう (As I'm done with my homework, I'll go to bed)」, 『し』 implies a reason, but I would say it's less clearer than saying 「終わった『から』」. If a speaker's intention is to clearly state a reason, he uses 「から」. It's contextual, but I tend to use し as "and" and "but also" as explained in the link you mentioned. >"I not only played tennis but also saw a movie today." This is correct. >"Today I played tennis, therefore I saw a movie." I'd say 今日はテニスをした「から」、映画を見た。
The first translation is correct. If we want to use し as meaning in second link there must be から after し. It seems to me first link is correct and useful than second.
ATOKを薦める 値段が高いけど ぶるっくりん どこの族やねん さんちぇ 全く誤解しているな 「し」はサ変動詞の連用形で「し、」は、常に順接で 「し、」means not 「から」but「して、」/「してから」