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/PLYMOUTH/ edition
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of Brummie culture
korean pop
Mate scored some pretty good H. probably just going round his place to shoot up all day since im so bored anyway..
What time does the gay lord janny get on?
spell it ya cunt
which one should I go in?
>I have a few K Euros at the bank
alri bill gates
don't do H mate
he's not gunna be happy about this one lads
also /stone roses/
WHO /DHSB/ HERE?
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I'm part of that order, it's pretty good mate.
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I guess having a few K in Algeria is like being Bill Gates.
Soon
Never been to Waitrose before lads, should I go in? Is the food really nicer? Are there anti-povvo gates to keep working class people like me out?
>knights of europa
>Cred Forums
Shan't
R8 my fucking English m8s vocaroo.com
Have an interview in English soon. How does it sound?
TELL ME WHYYY
I'm going to have to ask you to remove this image mate.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation
fine
just like last thread
nah the food is literally ASDA tier but marked up 200%
southerners will pay it too
tesco is the eternal GOAT
I think the guy actually lives in Europe but posts from a proxy. Remember seeing a picture of him in a city that looked like Clermont-Ferrand
meet you all outside cex and we can go around mugging the pokemon go stragglers
>tfw cum in 2 minutes when shagging a girl doggystyle
>plymouth
meet me outside capn jaspers in 15 minutes you little runts, I'll snap you in half
/torquay/ desu lads
the guy who did the shooting at pont-marly isn't muslim
bit weird that
Oh, it's the muslim guy who thinks he's at least an 8/10 or something.
havent had sex in 2 years. When i get laid i can tell im going to cum embarassingly fast
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great tune lads
>there are more mulattoes in birmingham than irish
wew
>tfw say "that's" like "tha's" and "have" like "haff"
/who else/
have a huge blood vessel in my eye that won't go away
how do I treat this
Eh I am richer than most /brit/ and /fr/ guys my age too. Source statistics and real life.
Most of them are still paying high rents with negative money in their bank account every month while I own my flat and have a few k lying around.
dont think i have ever listened to anything posted with the caption "choon"
hate life desu
wish it would end
>when
Nobody because we had the good fortune of not being scottish
Loads more are part irish but would just tick white British
me for example
you're 30 lmao
start a family instead of boasting on Cred Forums
fastest I've ever cum was like 20 minutes
But I'm a Southerner
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Business idea: a mobile McDonald's delivery service
70% white is probably more than most American cities lel
who else /dumnonii/
>just like last thread
Thanks m8. The guy said I looked mexican and stop replying. Hate this kind of backhanded compliments.
I wouldn't admit being part Irish either 2bqh
that was 20 years ago
was 57 in 2011
probably under 50% now
organising a holiday to Denmark
should be enjoyable
>masquerading as aquila on Cred Forums
peak autism lad
Lads I've been hanging about with pakis at work and they are actually alright.
They are funny too
AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A DENTIST
>le drumpf is so stoopid lol
>been at least 2 steps ahead of the media for over an entire year
>been at least 2 steps of his opponents for over an entire year
Like him or not, he's a fucking genius
Got a new fiver lads. They're very small.
/brit/? completed it mate
in my city they deliver on weekends
just completed simcity lads
a girl will literally never look at any of us like this
fuck off paki
It's good but you have that araby accent that will take ages to get rid of.
He's an idiot that just happens to be winging it... barely
Still want him to win though
simcity? completed it mate
what?
I would if I could pick both desu
this advertisement was paid for by the labour party
right?
I think they feel funny too
like play money
will take some getting used to I'm afraid
who is this guy?
>drumpftards ACTUALLY believe this
Constantly lying about being wrong isn't "being two steps ahead of the media"
Lads what are some good comebacks?
Like if some runt calls you a "little runt tosspot"
dont know how to respond
They're shiny and feel weird
south east? me too mate
You sound VERY brown
>He's an idiot
>Implying
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Do NOT like them. What's the reasoning behind them anyway?
Deary me forgot to get the chicken out the freezer last night
How can I defrost it quick?
>thought i had lecture at 13:00
>its actually at 14:00
another half hour of /brit/ then
concur wholeheartedly with this statement
the establishment's biggest mistake was underestimating him
went there twice
quite cool
Counting all the arseholes in the thread. Well I'm definitely not alone.
just lick it like a cornetto
>1988
Yeah back then he was better but he's worse now
I wouldn't advise it unless you want food poisoning
>hours since a burgerland mass shooting: 0
just went to boojum lads but it was fucking rammed
gonna try again in 20 minutes
fucking students rrreeeeeeeee
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This is among my favourite things ever. CNN get utterly humiliated by Trump, admitting they "got played" and got tricked into broadcasting a 30 minute Trump ad.
I've always defrosted it in the microwave on the defrost setting, comes out perfectly fine 2bh
is that bottom line edited
doesn't seem like a very bbc thing to say
this is edited
original article says lawyer
just fyi
>go to work
>turn mobile on
>get a text saying work starts at 10 today not 8:30
>tfw don't get any signal at home so didn't know
Went to costa coffee, had a coffee read the paper and did a poo in the disabled toilet.
>He thinks it's still 1973
Google the average savings of people aged 30, in France for instance.
put it in the sink with lukewarm water, unless its totally frozen then you're fucked
True, the BBC is more biased than Cred Forums
>The suspect was shot dead by police, who say they believe he may have been a lawyer.
good spot detective (shame he wasn't a paki though)
whats the point of a mobile if you cant use it at home?
Fuck your biased rating tbqh. An australian girl said once that I sound american.
How can your dad be shit at English when he's been here 20 years?
It's not factually wrong to say an unidentified person may be muslim.
this bolognese is rather good
yeah so is kim kardashian
because pakis don't want to integrate
Yeah well Australians are stupid criminals isn't it
meeting the lads at union rooms before a wreckage in pop world slaying 45 year old women lads
eating bolognese too tonight
with pasta and parmesan of course haha u know me
the so-called, potential gf isn't replying to my texts
>it's a "Amir murders his dad" episode
ah yes, the best way of ending the show I think
it's dog whistling 2bh
bet poleaboos father is a good lad honestly. sucks he had to have poleaboo as a kid
to use it when you're not at home
just died in minecraft
found some diamonds and went straight for them and then got blown up my a creeper
too lazy to bother with it now
>with pasta and parmesan of course haha u know me
madman haha (me too actually)
how do you not get signal at home? The UK is smaller than my province
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5 eggs
Salt
Black pepper
Whisk
Place cheese on omelette then fold over
Take out omelette and cover with jalapeño garlic aioli
guaranteed replies
If you kill him I may actually have respect for you
He's a complete monster
Didn't you read the bit about him being a rapist?
J Crew camel wool sports coat
Dior black wool turtleneck
Black Acne jeans
Black Common Projects Chelsea boots
Thoughts? For colder weather of course
agreed. its the ending that's expected, but the most logical.
wonder what the lad will do once he ends his poleaboo character. Will he create a new character?
hills
hmmm
yesss
in the same boat mate
got a night off this thursday so don't know if I should set up a date with someone else or what
Who /gsg/ here?
>Black Common Projects Chelsea boots
POOF
those boots are awful.
can't fucking stand Hillary but honestly when I hear Trump waffle on inanely whenever he's talking about anything I feel like I'm losing IQ points. he's the opposite of eloquent.
Not sure, my house is a bit of a deadspot, neighbours are the same.
Have a VHF/UHF radio too which also gets shit reception. We also have a booster on our TV aerial probably again due to shitty signal though I'm not sure how you can boost on receive, unless the booster is just a preamp, idk.
i remember the days when spending loads of money on clothes made me feel cool
oh to be 16 again
What colour is the coat?
Bloody arrogant students are everywhere
camel
I cocked that up
Ignore this post
way ahead of you m8
Very comfortable, though. Wish I bought a leather pair instead tbqh.
don't need to be eloquent when you mastered the language of gestures. he understood that
not a huge fan of the rain desu
in fact, i HYATE it
>own CK2 but only a small amount of dlcs
>torrent the whole collection
>it's really good
Still not paying 100 quid for dlc though
Get pic related tbqh. I got myself one of these motherfuckers last week. Not unusual for random girls to compliment me on it on a night out.
wonder if the northerners have made it back from work yet
sometimes
Here mate
Just got banned from reddit for 'hate speech'
Remember that time trump lied about seeing a video of the US transferring millions of dollars to Iran?
>not having plastic money
>literally the current year
Hillary's voice is unbearable desu
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tell us what happened lad
biased media representation lad, (((they))) edited the video to make his mouth say those things then paid off the audience
on my way
That's not what I fucking asked, you cunt.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES YOU REDDIT TWAT
>buying ANYTHING off of paracucks
until they fix their DLC model they arent getting a single penny from me.
Victoria is genuinely good for British Empire feels.
What gaems?
think the proto gf may be sleeping around on me
should I drop her or proceed and cheat on her?
can you repost a non-cocked version? I thought that half dozen or so frames were awfully cosy
What's Nova Scotia like?
Northern Powerhouse
i like him
he's a retard just like me
hillary is an old bitch who treats everyone like a child
>no IMG_1142 sticking his head out the window
>go on twitter
>search 'english cunts'
>full of Scottish tweets
ahh yes, very obsessive
oh wow this is great
>waterproof
>can't lick drugs off em
>probably hep c resistant I dunno
Victoria 2 is definitely my favourite.
EU3 I barely played, EU4 was okay. HOI3 I couldn't get into.
CK2 and EU4, will probably get HOI4 eventually
cold out
Scots are incredibly racist toward the english for no particular reason
>camel
Ah, thought it might have been the name of the range or series. Sounds good lad, I wear something similar but cheaper because I am a poor student.
Pretty sure that was the reasoning desu
Doesn't that apply to the whole of Canada?
wasn't me, sure he's happy to hear it though
ahh yes, wheels
>no particular reason
>no
>particular
>reason
>englishmen actually believe this
yeah
i guess an apt description of nova scotia is like the combination of trailer park boys and a bunch of uni towns
ironically this is now a tramline/tramstop
It's misguided "nationalism"
Wish they'd fuck off and make their own country
Someone posted a man who's voice is so deep it sounds like a didgeridoo and I called him a niggeridoo. Permanent ban.
What time is the Trump Clinton debate tonight you sluts?
Doing a laugh at the English who actually think abortion is a good thing.
fucking get over it jesus
>mfw Labour have gone full on socialist now with Poorbin
>mfw their economic policy is 'borrow loads of money and invest in useless things that are not profitable'
the word nigger is still pretty frowned upon outside this website lad
how's gf2016 going lads?
>criminal getting mad
2am lad
Name me a reason you Anglophobe
to be fair most abortions are done by young adults/teenagers who probably aren't fit to bring up those kids anyway
brilliantly tbqh
reminder if you hold conservative values you're a rasheed in disguise
hmm this dinner didn't fill me up
what to do
see
>not profitable
thats the fucking point of government investment you pleb, to provide public goods which are usually not profitable
gonna make a second run at boojum
hopefully all the students have fucked off and I'll get served quickly
>garlic aioli
ah yes
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doing a think
>Stephen Hawking warned us about contacting aliens, but this astronomer says it's 'too late'
what does he mean by this? have we already contacted da aliumz? are they coming to destroy us?
>Kids should be murdered because their mothers are young
Interesting position lad.
reminder that poleaboo is a fictional character and that nothing shows up in any system about a man with his name committing a crime
Ah yes lets pump money into something until it's profitable.
why is wales better than england at football
how did this happen
governments/countries shouldn't make a profit, but at the same time they shouldn't be operated at a loss
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You're insufferable and proud of it. Every englishman i come in contact with thinks they're better than everyone but they also hate themselves, you southern ponces need to learn to rationalise your beliefs.
hmmm...
We've sent a shitload of radio signals out into space.
Genuinely believe we'd BTFO any alien race anyway.
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
rice puddin
zandra
into the bin she goes
is earth the 6'4 brick shithouse of the galaxy?
Wew, shan't be watching a single minute of it then. FAR too late for me.
>Genuinely believe we'd BTFO any alien race anyway.
agree with this
He means we're sending fucking loads of radio signals out so aliens are probably aware of us.
That being said the galaxy is so big finding the signals is ridiculously difficult.
have a slice of cantal with some bread haha x
>lol get a load of this preening arsehole
I get that look all the time m8
Of the universe.
i'd easily heem any alien that came here
>kids
>murder
daily reminder that for the first ~24 weeks of pregnancy you can't detect actual brain wave patterns from the pregnancy, and thus they are not an actual human being yet, thus it is not murder
Delete this post you gimmick stealing pikey cunt
*bounces your head off the floor*
>what is investing
governments should make a profit desu
budget surplus is a good tool to plan for the future
Why is NEET life so fucking comy?
glad I'll never be a wageslave
Was about to enter the room for an evening class I wanted to go to. Got to the door, looked in and saw 20 odd people, some of whom turned to look at me. Autismed out of there as fast as I could.
>Genuinely believe we'd BTFO any alien race anyway.
Nah mate we have no idea how advanced aliens could be.
>alien cunts send a scout to check us out
>we BTFO it the fuck out
>aliens don't realize for a couple lightyears
think you'll find this is my gimmick
>governments should make a profit desu
>budget surplus is a good tool to plan for the future
semantics. I figure that any profit that the government makes should be reinvested into things or used for future plans and stuff
Genuinely believe there is life within the reach of our universal bounds
Also genuinely believe those life forms are less developed than us and we are the aliens that will arrive on their planet
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>you southern ponces need to learn to rationalise your beliefs.
says the country that claims to want "independence" and then want to join the EU
Bit racist of that lad to generalise
It's only comfy when my parents are at work.
I should've "inb4 CLUSTER OF CELLS" because holy shit that "argument" is embarrassing every single time I read it.
>genuinely believe we'd BTFO any alien race
would absolutely heem those extraterrestrial runts
>what is a waste of money
Let companies shoulder that burden, why should taxpayer money be used to gamble with things that are not profitable.
good idea x
can you bring it over
quite pissed off with the wage slave life atm
everyone I work with is fucking lazy or retarded
Redpill me on Princess Diana's death lads
Doesn't matter how advanced they were. We'd win. Guaranteed.
>By the time they find out and return to us we've used their technology to become even more powerful
any aliens itt?
found a good spot for your head
>not being student master race
>Genuinely believe there is life within the reach of our universal bounds
It would be fucking absurd for there not to be
>Also genuinely believe those life forms are less developed than us and we are the aliens that will arrive on their planet
We're not from this planet, we came here from maybe a comet, maybe something else. What's to say that hasn't happened loads of times in other planets, causing new civilisations, some or many could be far more advanced than us.
I reckon that aliens would be bipedal humanoids that resemble us with only a few minor differences
or maybe they'll be smart birds or dolphins or octopuses or some shit
I don't know
>born way too early to witness colonization 2.0 as we colonize the stars
imagine Cred Forums but instead of flags it was planets
>a country is a person
hmmmm
Illuminati
Found a camwhore that looks exactly like my oneitis - the resemblance is uncanny. This is pretty good desu.
she fucked a sandnigger so the royal family killed her
student life is much better than NEET life desu. get to live away from your parents and only have to put in a bit of effort in your school work
>We're not from this planet, we came here from maybe a comet, maybe something else. What's to say that hasn't happened loads of times in other planets, causing new civilisations, some or many could be far more advanced than us.
MI5 bumped her off because she was shagging a Muslim
t.dad filmed a documentary that came to that conclusion
every person that has claimed to see a ufo says they're well above our technology, there's also been sightings of ufos up to a mile long in length
looking forward to racemixing with hot aliens
they would probably something completely beyond our comprehension. we'd gaze upon them and our brains would implode
>that boot
found the tryhard lads
Wish I was very super intelligent enough to develop shit that could allow us to colonise the stars. Feel it would really bring the world together. Think we'd become a united Earth.
this isn't a good route to go down lad
You literally tarred all the english with the same brush so I'd say you're as bad as each other
How is that a fedora thing to say?
my favourite race is called the corinians
when they say hello and goodbye, they say salame
and i just made up a song about it
doing a download of some animes
Remember those shit home made videos you used to have to watch in drama
didn't mean to post this frog
So? What's that got to do with us absolutely HEEMing the cunts? We're more powerful than fucking nature itself.
Not sure if I had gender dysphoria anymore or that I want to transition but it’s a bit late now, I seem to be chemically castrated, tried to stop taking my anti-androgens for a while, but still I had no desire to masturbate and when I did I still couldn’t produce any sperm. The testicles do start destroying themselves after a point, I don’t know if that damage can be reversed or if I want to, I was feeling pretty great for the first two months but then I had some doubt sewn into my mind, though it’s more of a physical uneasiness that I’m feeling rather than psychological.
>they would probably something completely beyond our comprehension. we'd gaze upon them and our brains would implode
me too
fuck everyone in this thread
>tfw last hours when getting a blowjob
>cum within 2 minutes when fucking
Can't wait to fuck an alien to be honest
ashley was the best waifu 2bh
>poweful countries choose a planet each
>australia gets a Kyper Belt low albedo object
>still takes 4 hours to post and then reload the page
>How is that a fedora thing to say
klopp on mnf lads
will take a bit of time lad don't go to sleep early
scientific theory: the vast majority of guys with gender dysphoria have gone without sex with a woman for too long, thus their brains are a little confused
Literally end yourself
they could probably teleport behind you and slice you in half with their space katana
imagine a being made entirely of gravity that could disembowel anyone simply by flexing their muscles while being completely invisible and undetectable
Gone without sex for so long I think I'm a woman lads
>cumming
smoking a FAT backwood too turnt
any genuine opinion is a fedora thing to say
I'd just shoot them.
venturing out into the rain aahaaaaaa
See
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imagine a being made entirely of gravy
Shame. She was so pretty. A little stupid to kill her with her lover too. I would have never heard who she was shagging it weren't for that accident. I hope once her son will avenge his mother when he becomes king of England.
Yeah too bad she looked like a tranny in ME3.
Also, Tali is best girl.
YOU GOTTA POO YOURSELF
IN THE MUSIC
THE MOMENT
YOU WANT IT
YOURE GONNA WANT TO LET IT GO
the dogger
what does Time smell like?
yeah you're right
borrowing costs can change though, good to have a backup
dont really know where you're coming from desu
the government puts in place the infrastructure required to have a succesful market economy and uses tax revenue to do that, and mainly in areas which are unlikely to be provided sufficiently by the private market
>any genuine opinion is a fedora thing to say
Went to Cred Forums and triggered an entire thread of Englishmen into screaming and screeching about the Irish. Raked in hundreds of (You)s. What's the exchange rate on Cred Forumsirgin (You)s?
more a social theory but it has legs. Perhaps propose a Business Idea: to raise funds.
>have hour long wanking session
>cum
>it's disappointing
>realise you've wasted your time
it was a hologram
football is an essential part of british culture lad
Salty milk
How does one make friends
not a single soul in England gives two shakes of a willy about Ireland
Getting a bit fat lads
>and mainly in areas which are unlikely to be provided sufficiently by the private market
Labour are talking about steel, railways etc things that can be sufficiently provided by the private market.
Obviously if they're a vital service and they fuck up the government needs to support them until they get themselves sorted out but not completely take them over.
I regularly eat sushi from Boots
>Darling, please
Tfw there's no chance she will ever say that to you
do you think aliens have their own version of Pacers?
some alien somewhere pissed off that the alien overlords won't invest in his region
*shag an alien*
getting a bit too thin
iktf
184cm 82kg
Feel better about myself because I used to be a skelly, but I'd still like to be less fat.
I need to go to the gym but
-expensive
-sprained wrist still hasn't healed
Space is raspberry flavour when you taste it, time would probably be complementary in smell and taste. Dark chocolate maybe?
i was really young when Diana died but i remember it being a big deal
gf
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Eat it from a plate you mong
Why not?
another rooty tooty point and shooty rampage in yankland, well i never
I'm 189cm, 97kg. I don't consider myself fat
Sounds like you're making excuses, fat boy.
Tell that to my 165 (You)s.
>Pacers
Bit obscure lad, but i would expect them to have some form of classic mint chew.
T H I C C
rate me
an't believe people unironically get involved with things and try to express themselves authentically. what a bunch of complete and utter runts
where at now? i can't keep up with all of it
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princess diana died in paris
haha
lad just cut her off and abandon anything that reminds you of her
hmm
would aliens have mouths? with bad breath to treat?
>Only shot 9 people
This is barely news anymore
Don't Starve/10
fuck arabs
fuck you
thoughts on hs2 danelad?
steel is a meme, think they've admitted that
the railways is about natural monopolies (danelad will NOT like this) where it's difficult/expensive/inefficient for even 2 companies to provide the same service, and at the moment the "govt pays for tracks and stations (expensive bit) and private operators run the trains (profitable bit)" is a shit system
looks like one of my frogfus
delete this
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i think all races galactically would enjoy a mint chew in some form or another whilst travelling, makes it a bit comfier on the long journeys.
bit of a misleading heading no?
>flargon 7 """powerhouse"""
whats it like to be attractive with a great body?
NEW
i like trains but i think you might get a bigger return on investment if you spent the money on improving/upgrading the current network
i'm not really an expert on that though
but the intercity (longer distance) trains in the UK aren't really that bad