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korean pop
anyone got a spare arsehole i can wank into?
good edition
muh independence
very amusing image this, think i shall be saving it
get back to work matty boy
B-but thats Boudicca
Stop stealing our heritage, Scottish filth
oo the self doubt in that face is palpable
Ah, that first sip of the day
You just know he has a tiny willy
amine
he went to birmingham city and works at a call centre. I would be too if I were him
dad how could you say NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
anime
fuck off vegan shill
>it's another manager doesn't read any of his emails episode
ah yes
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My favorite part about it is when girls try to "inadvertantly" touch you, or check you out when you are not looking, just like when you used to do when you were a nerdy teenager. "Ah how the mighty have fallen" or "tables turning" is what I think to myself in those situations.
>delivered 17:56
>read 17:56
>debate in 7 hours
killing myself tonight lads.
bye
>I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all
see you next time around
>Dressing animals up in clothes
100% runt behaviour
please don't
@65383535
>those forearms
SCREECHING
an inspiration to us all
Want to delete my facebook but worried it will make my already lonely life lonelier
can you photoshop these Barratt newbuild homes to a more interstellar setting?
You walk around naked?
>yanks do this EVERY MORNING at school
is there a more successful cult than the US of A?
one love bredren hope your next life will be a bit better
Is that a tumour?
>being a bad petparent
really?
cya m8
I was literally raised by the internet and Cred Forums and it's turned me into a complete degenerate. Starting wanking to hentai on newgrounds when I was 10. When I was 14 I got into ecchi, doujins, furries, etc. Now Im 18 and wank twice per day to incest porn. The internet has ruined me.
Where?
That's a pict, not a Scot. What you've done is put two and two together and... made faaaahv.
>when you hurt your back and you sneeze
cba
then who will delete the kpop threads?
>Inactive on Facebook for about 2 months
>Go back a few days ago
>3 notifications
W-wew
youtube.com
midway through season 8 of sunny, should I keep watching or does it get worse? Think it's pretty funny
Yoga 710?
>match with fat girl
>don't message her because she's fat
>she unmatches me
rude
>tfw someone recognised your obscuro music t shirt
>blue painted warrior queen captures you as a slave
>she ties you up and uses you for sex until your dick cant take it anymore and she has you killed
It does but you're also free of the mindless shite and the addiction of checking it all the time.
Same with smartphones.
Freedom comes at a cost.
tell me what i need 2 hear
oh what are these idiots doing
jesus christ
It will get worse over the next few seasons but then this latest one was alright
GOVERNMENT
IN
WAITING
OVERWHELMING
MANDATE
*spreads discord among the various factions of /brit/*
brooklyn nine nine is really good
I love you, lad.
The side of your stomach looks weird desu
the janny i imagine. who else?
imagine if you were the first person to initiate contact with an alien race lads
>take us to your leader
>doing a poo hahaha
>tfw fucked Shoe0nHead when on holiday before she got famous
Cracking set of tits, lads.
AMA
>turn phone on after work
>5 notifications
why did that post get deleted?
is janny anti-labour?
i love you
see you in another life brother
Damascus Has Audio of Daesh Talks With US Military Before Strike on Syrian Army
The Syrian intelligence possesses an audio recording of conversation between Daesh terrorists and US military prior to the Washington-led coalition's airstrikes on the government troops near Deir ez-Zor on September 17, the speaker of the People's Council of Syria said Monday.
>"The Syrian Army intercepted a conversation between the Americans and Daesh before the air raid on Deir ez-Zor", Hadiya Khalaf Abbas said as quoted by the Al Mayadeen broadcaster.
US warplanes hit Syrian government troops near the eastern city of Deir ez-Zor on September 17, leaving 62 military personnel killed and a hundred wounded. The Pentagon said initially that the airstrike was a mistake and targeted Daesh militants.
>The head of the Syrian parliament, added during her visit to Iran that after the coalition's airstrikes on the government troops US military directed terrorists' attack on the Syrian army.
The attack on government positions put to test a US-Russia brokered nationwide ceasefire that came into being in Syria earlier that week. Russia's Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said last Friday it was necessary to separate Daesh terrorists from "moderate" opposition forces in order to salvage the truce.
Britain, Australia and Denmark confirmed their air forces' participation in the deadly airstrikes. The politician noted that the details would be made public later.
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how is this a bad idea
Thanks. I'll have that checked out.
need a french gf
How do i change my flag to the EU flag?
I am European, not British
best microwave meal lads?
can't be arsed cooking
making diner
rasheed
Waitrose braised steak with mashed potato
fuck marx
>that scrote with that scrote hair is the one she chose to kiss
Baffling.
Move to Brussels.
Rustlers
What are ya making lad?
dont care
I fingered her in the toilets at shrewsbury train station lad
stirfry
Panjeet, actually.
Waitrose cannelloni
I could be alpha if I wanted to, I just choose not to
>the toilets at shrewsbury train station
you joke, but I have literally fucked a girl there
Oh actually dw I'm looking at pictures of bodybuilders and they have a similar thing.
Still looks a bit odd in your pic, maybe you've been doing loads of exercises there and it just stands out
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
Don't fuck it up.
>monolingual
>regional accent
2 signs you're a runt
Facebook is just full of runts pretending to be happy. Deleted mine 5 years ago, never regretted it.
Plus not having a facebook gives you an excuse to fall out of touch with people.
two by two hands of blue
The Chainsmokers - Closer
Same except add in sociopathic disregard for my life or others
find your tone disagreeable to say the very least
lmao can she make it the whole debate without having a stroke
>incest porn
Excellent taste
Lel this is bullshit
More likely the US were talking to rebels unaffiliated with IS whom the regime considers IS.
would be so tragic if she died
alri benders
you don't rate boy better know
that's funny
rather enjoyed that show
It's so weird how banter doesn't exist in America.
These videos prove it.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Why are Yanks always so deadly serious about everything?
>sputnik international
ah yes
very interesting
h-hi
America needs a plague
Resent the Scots and wish they'd bugger off lads
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*builds a wall*
niagara mentioned
Don't like this image because Costa was the only Chelsea player that wasn't abysmal that game
Imagine if they had been pakis, you lads would be doing your nut
You guys
You lot
Y'all
Yous
>yanks supporting terrorists
Literally nobody is surprised
most of them seemed pretty chill about the whole thing desu
i can find a video of the exact opposite as well, british cops acting like pricks, and yanks being friendly
he didn't try feeling up any of the brits though
>rustlers
Good lad
liche's are hard to kill
love it when you can see the underwear under a girl's pants
He wasn't bad because he never got the ball
He had like 2 touches the whole game
u mugs
wonder what it's like to suck an anime boy's willy
Watch Arsenal flop next game
It's the same shit every year
You is that?
umm the yanks don't support isis hun
where better to put a plaque than a wall
Where do you download music lads? Haven't torrented since isohunt
just held my gf's head underwater until she stopped moving
twitter is being taken over lads
will get quite exciting
>
Yanks have always been fans of terrorism 2bqh
vosotros
ustedes
female housemates have started calling me large dick larry lads, no idea why
Because they have g*erman ancestors and Germans are always serious
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>Home against FC Basel
Doubt
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going to check on the rice
>2d
business ideas: atomic warfare, biological warfare, and chemical warfare
culminating, of course, in atomic biochemical warfare
who gave you my gf's facebook?
people like this should be made to do community service for child abuse and endangering the lives of others
spotify
rasheed
snap
Did she cum?
they supported them when they weren't called ISIS and were just an al-Quaeda offshoot fighting Gadaffi
>Self reported ancestry
by who
Spotify
probably sarcasm lad waheyyyyy
crikey lad that takes me back, always loved Joe Pineapples.
Remember all their selfies after beating Leicester
soulseek
rutracker
blogspot
fuck spotify won't pay for culture and art
>no birth certificate
so this person doesn't exist and when they die of an early death nobody will know
ah yes
salesforce and disney are so far in the running hrandestor
the 'seek
Kek, A lot of German immigrants in the 19th century tho
haha call me a runt I dare you
wahey
>no vaccines
she'll cry when it contracts a preventable disease and dies
learned a new word today
"hrandestor"
I've finally finished clearing the runt pens, took much longer than expected. I decided to give a temporary reprieve to a select few whom I charged with clearing the feces and dismembering the carcasses of their more disobedient runt brethren, all in all it was quite a costly exercise but it had to be done, an iron fist is needed when dealing with runts who refuse to submit. I'll be heading to market later this week and hopefully I'll be able to pick up a few hundred younger ones for next months hunt, I've heard whispers that the Prime Minister is interested in joining us.
>my friends from school used to be nerdy weebs
>suddenly stopped watching anime, skating, playing vidya
>they got into football, started going clubbing, listening to normie music instead
>basically they've become boring cunts, just typical LADbible bellends
>now only have two friends I can discuss anime and play WoW until 5am with
REEEEEE
Why has the normie virus taken my friends from me
thank god that little nigger will not be going to school and cannot get an ID or anything
dunno she still isn't moving
she was twitching a lot after I bounced her head off the floor so I think she did then
*calls you a runt*
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male seeking female
off to tescos lads
anyone want owt?
>Matt LeBlanc has signed a two-series deal with the BBC to continue hosting Top Gear.
I have yet to watch a single episode of the new TG
its going graint
forgot spoon however now im going back
*picks it up by its back legs
whoa lads looks like we have another runt here
Prefer Deadlock tbqhwy
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stupid captcha reeeeee
>1/4 polish/jewish
>1/4 persian
>1/4 irish
>1/4 danish
and yet I still look like a fucking brit
god help me
where do you download movies lads
>having friends
FONT
i'm feeling overly sexual tonight
dont think we did
think we directly got involved to avoid doing that desu
iktfb
>tfw my old friend who used to play Pokemon with me in Primary School now hangs out with a bunch of hood niggers
piratebay
Post willy
pornbay.org
>(1.06 MB, 916x720)
i wager you think I'm going to open this
I don't understand can someone explain
Why not just stream?
the dl button doesn't work tpb cause the of the proxies you need to use. i have to google the hash and find a working link
It actually wasn't that bad 2bh, certainly better than I was expecting
t. Janusz Rasheed O'Steinbergsson
CHEMICAL BURGER
Ah yes Metallica so metal *shops at Prada*
Who nu-male here? I am, and proud
>had scrawny little manlet runt of a friend
>he's now a massive hypebeast normie
what don't you understand
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO RAP INDUSTRY
IMA WATCH ANIME AND SMOKE MY WEED
O L D
I
N
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ptp
rutracker
actually going to the cinema
all the ones on here work for me lad
Took a diarrhea
It was green
may I poz your chute?
We got directly involved because they weren't doing very well so America asked us to do something.
stop this
Didnae know there were hood niggers in Ireland
attending a capitalism vs socialism debate tomorrow lads
DUDE
me on the right
>diarrhea
foy
OYSTERS
CLAMS
AND KEKOLDS
wow that should be tedious
Is that Maisie?
why
WOLBACHIA
I-I'll be your friend
I just don'#t understand what it's about
is that the next PM of Canada?
the dl button is broken
bbc.co.uk
ah yes, the so-called religion of peace. very impressive.
what.cd
sure it will be truly enlightening
eating a green banana lads
*hits blunt*
WHOA-HOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA
I swear to fucking god man you fucking rock
please froggy please let me suck your cock
I love it when I say I'm a socialist and cuckservatives get all riled up
Little do they know is I'm actually a twisted fucking national socialist white supremacist mastermind with an IQ of 195 >:)
how is that even a debate
why do young people hate democracy and capitalism so much? it's scary.
calm down mate
>meat feast pizza from morrisons
>it's a pizza base with dog food on it
Lovely
thinking of shaving my head
>the so-called religion of peace
i dont think any religion would regard itself as generally against peace, seems to be a running theme within most.
>is upset everyone around him is operating on a slightly different plane of runtitude to himself
*unzips my pants*
Here, rock this cock
*forces your head*
>got kicked out of uni
>still gotta pay £2000 for a room I won't use
me on the right
recent events have tainted my view of france
what are some good things about france?
was just washing the dishes when a bloke across the road made a cracking parallel park
I gave him a cheeky thumbs up and he gave me one back
do it
look like one of these sick cunts
>"im never touching drugs again when I start uni"
-me, last week
Ended snorting 2g of coke, drank 500ml of vodka and smoked 5 joints in the space of 2 hours last night. Not exactly off to a good start.
I did it once. Much less hassle and feels nice, but it doesn't suit me so I grew my hair back.
yet its still managed to kill millions of people over the centuries. interesting.
It's only non-runt if you follow that up with a swastika tattoo
you mean your mum will pay
good food
nice architecture
diverse and beautiful landscapes
beautiful women
subjectively beautiful language
quite the grim country when you think about it honestly
it's a university campus though so it's expected 2bh
me and the lads
do it
great feeling
w2c jacket on guy second from the left?
What did did you do lad?
They make the best Tartare sauce, Maille. They make some good music. French girls are good at looking wistful on city riverbanks.
the red shirt is a union flag
w2c suspenders?
well that's even worse
globalists shouldn't be teaching young people to hate the very foundation our society was built upon
man can't come around me and move funny
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Nope, I'm paying. Just about cleared my savings out.
ummm democracy and capitalism is the foundation of globalism lad
they said grime was dead i couldn't stop laughing man i found that shit so funny
that would be a bald move
too tanned - looks Mexican
*holds a motorcycle's front tyre on your face and starts the engine*
Alright then, what grade should I go for lads?
stfu
tell that to china lmao
also best culture and art through the centuries
Paris is amazing
people are cool for the most
i was being racist
hahah what did you do?
france is pretty solid all round
>poleaboo dispensing advice
KEKE
>Paris is amazing
>people are cool for the most
It's close to England, literally the only thing France has going for it
you're not serious
dem man are funny
OH MY GOD! DAVE, IS THAT YOU? MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE SENIOR YEAR
og republic
dirigisme
beautiful countryside/mountains/towns
they don't rate BBK that's funny
love france, despise french people
how did that get you kicked off uni?
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stop this or i'll batter you
wouldnt mind a gf
why are grime listeners such cucks?
>"Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend."
>tfw just made coffee with a french press for the first time
I think the gf might have bought the coffee ground a bit too fine tho
that's latin for "I was being an alt right edgelord and someone complained"
moar butt
They have good cartoons
haha wasn't actually me lads
proto-gf mugging me off
gonna go have an angry wank
1789
kek
PHWOAR the new 470 rig looks gorgeous
A month ago I saw an average of ZERO pakis in my town, but over the past fews weeks they're everywhere. It's really strange.
I hate how french presses leave that concentrated shit at the bottom of the mug and the little floaties at the top
Burn the coal pay the toll
Good lads
uni
did someone say coffee?
*turns on the aeropress*
*pours you an aeropress coffee*
Here you go, sweetie. Wakey wakey.
tfw no trap gf lads tbqh
if you got bullied in Paris it's because dumb JFs like you need to stay in their fucking lane. when in Rome, do as the Romans do
you joker you....
aeroSNAP
>The 32nd Turner Prize winner will officially be announced on December 5 in City Of Culture Hull
>All of these shortlisted efforts will be on display at the Tate Britain until January
really got my noggin' rattling this did
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I was a collaborator during WWII? I was a British officer in a POW camp in the Siamese jungle with a bunch of other prisoners, including an American named Shears. He escaped, but I couldn't. Colonel Saito was trying to build a bridge over the River Kwai using the prisoners as slave labor. They weren't doing a very good job however. I initially agreed to help him build his bridge so the men under me wouldn't be mistreated and so that their morale would improve. However, I became obsessed with the idea of building the best bridge possible as a monument to the ingenuity and spirit of the Englishman, even under the worst circumstances. But the Allies sent a commando squad to blow up the bridge. I alerted the Japanese guards to their presence and they killed most of the commandos, including my old friend Shears! I was a bad friend.
>Pakis
Think you mean you saw a lot of asians lad, we're inclusive here
>coal
>toll
these words do not rhyme
you really don't want a trap gf
they're all mentally ill
hmmm wonder why he's hiding his face
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so are girls with problem hair and chokers but i still want to bang them
started a really boring module at uni today. fuck me its so dry.
COUPLE MAN CHASING PAPERS
COUPLE MAN CHASING STATUS
I asked some waiters for directions and they made it sound like I'd just told them I raped their dead grandmother in the arsehole
Just some of the wonderful people of Paris
damn poleboo's transition has gone well
>good food
Literally sausage and chips and pizza in cafés. Still good though.
Yes they do
Where are you from
Just failed exams. Pissed off because I was told I was all but guaranteed a resit year, and two days after my housing contract locks in they send me an email saying I'm off the course. Profiteering cunts.
Will I get arrested if I use youtube2mp3?
already notified GCHQ just in case lad
the o in toll is pronounced like the o in "pot"
the oa in coal is pronounced like the o in "polish"
blates a scotchlad
Reckon I'd go gay for reviewbrah.
He's so cute no homo
you should leave flaming bags of your shit over campus desu
which uni?
waiters are just cunt.
London Met
Thinking of converting into a football agent tbahph
Fuck off imposter
NEED a new
black power tbqh family
Why do people say weed helps with pain?
Pulled my back, smoked a joint and it has done nothing for the pain. If anything I'm noticing it more now.
this desu
Placebo for some, actually works for others
Sorry chap, good luck resitting somewhere less pricky