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Hanako
IVE BECOME SO NUMB
TIM
wew lad
quick search led me to this funnyjunk.com
is this you
Other things my mum did or does:
- Told me and my sister that we will be disinherited if we get together with a non-white
- Addresses my dad (her husband) exclusively by his last name
- Believes Harold Wilson was the worst PM in British history
- Uses "PAKISTANIS" as a catch-all term for non-native Britons and immigrants
would
>culture
REMINDER one third (1/3rd) of /brit/ posters are nonces
wish i could watch the debates but alas i have a job to attend
it's me :3
anybody going to stay up for the presidential debate? quite interested but I'm at college tomorrow so I'll feel a right cunt if its boring
I think my parents wouldn't be pleased with me bringing a non white home either
What's Burnley like lads?
Is it comfy?
alri poley
WHEN I WAS
>ywn molest this man then bully him when u feel him getting hard
why even live
what's with these janny editions?
anyone have a stream link for the debate
We're all in here
>gf is a primary school teacher
>easy as fuck job
>gets 10 weeks+ of holiday a year
DISGUSTING
absolutely barbarian the way these animals do this, Also they don't use cutlery and eat with their bare hands too.
Does she also read the Daily Mail and tell you how broken Britain is?
dire poverty-ridden paki-infested northern shithole with zero redeeming features
>I'm at college tomorrow
she ever done jav?
the only irishman i know is a massive cunt.
can i therefore judge all irishmen based on this massive cunt?
>guize pls post in my shit thread
yes
burnley's buzzin
he got a psp
poor kitter
Satanic trips of truth
Based gay ASMR man
name of the left please
>We're all in here
>2 replies
'Twas the night before Christmas
Alri need to go buy some cigarettes and do some work. Enjoy your evening /brit/
>It was the Blurst of times!?
...
you now remember being in love
>SUDDENDLY TONI
Dude, spoiler that shit
If poley wasn't completely pathetic he'd murder his dad
That's an air mattress lad
think the baldness might be starting
I'm finding more hair on my pillow and more fallout when I brush it or use conditioner in the shower.
my hairline isn't changing though but it feels like its thinning out, I have very thick long hair though so maybe its just natural?
my dad is balding but my grandfather on my mum's side isn't, he still has a full head of hair though it thinned out as well.
mate you think i'm reading all that shit?
Thanks for the contribution to my thread, lads.
And the (You)s
He actually thinks people care about his life
fanny chmelar
ah the so called english female
No, the Daily Mail is "working class". She reads the Telegraph but keeps complaining about the contents.
As if you would if you were him?
are MRE's a viable way of feeding myself
good for our tourist industry
miu
> apostrophes on a plural
get fucked idiot
Just 1
no I don't
well yes, I'm a sociopath
Lel the Telegraph is almost nothing but tabloid over the past year or two.
If she thinks the Daily Mail is working class what does she think of the Mirror or Sun or the Daily Star.
Bad post
Who /debate/ here?
would hit
with a bat
first time I've ever visited another general apart from /balt + ausnz/
just want you all to know this thread is shit, your banter is weak and you should all die
thanks
The daily mail is working class
...
Currently shitting out a poo
would have a pint with your mum
No, it's underclass
when is the debate?
I reckon I'll watch if its available online
LITERALLY W H O M ?
good lad
Not really, shit like the ones I listed are working class.
The mail might not be the upper crust but it's not something with tits on page 3.
Why aren't you preserving the white race by all means necessary?
Meeting up with this solid 7 Aryan this weekend. Not the greatest looking but whatever needs to be done to save the white race, I will do.
aquatint
The Daily Mail is as petit bourgeoise as it gets.
that's a fucking albino
>daily mail
>class
wew lad
It's worse than that
the daily mail is utter drivel
more deets pls
5 hours and 25 minutes from now
looks like a man
like all German women
Can't wait for Hillary to DEMOLISH Trump.
...
...
Had 2 bananas for breakfast, 2 cups of coffee today and been chewing gum all day
The combined laxative effects that I've been holding in all day has resulted in a very wet and smelly poo but one that I am enjoying 100%
what channel will it be on, or should I sort some dodgy stream or wat
>you can fly to St Johns for only £300, in a 737
wew
>POOTFORD
raaheed
i just wanna spend
never fall in love again
do you ever see people playing amazingly at instruments or making amazing productions then look back to yourself and just realise just how inadequate and insignificant you are
just want to be good at things
Who never pulls their own weight in group projects here?
Always just do my part at the last second and do a poor job of it. Usually get girls in my group as they take studies seriously
>we can literally fly to anywhere in the world
If you were to drop a person from 200 years ago into the present, they might kill themselves from the shock of technology
It's on channel 4
I sometimes wonder if this was intended by my nation to destabilize Europe.
>riding train in peak direction during rush hour
>illegally bring bike on
>conductor walks into carriage to collect fares
>spots my bike
>throws a fit, threatens $180 fine
>play dumb
>lets me off with a warning and forces me to get off at next stop
>in his anger forgets to check my fare
>mfw that was my stop and i didnt have a ticket
she's going to collapse and poo herself on air.
i doubt it desu
So £600
time?
£279 for a return, £156 one way
put some time in
...
unlikely. human brains are unmatched in how they can adapt to new and different stimuli.
Feel bad desu. Told mum that she was completely unlovable and that I'd be leaving her like dad left her.
My dad walked out when she was pregnant and she's worked at least 2 jobs ever since and raised me herself. She's never had a boyfriend or anything.
It was a stupid argument as well. She was just telling me she was worried that I spent too much time on the internet when I ought to study and socialise.
Always happen when I hear other people speaking other languages
Saw some short documentary thing where some bloke was in prison for something like 50 or 60 years and he was doing his nut when he came out at some of the shit he saw
Internet would be enough to drive him mad
>image
Why? Also did somebody ask not to?
2 am
maybe
a powerful Europe would have been a threat to American power.
so £900
Fug
so 139.5?
>tfw just got my first pay cheque
look what i found haha
it's actually quite tall and pretty i was rather surprised
tar lar
'Smart drug' warning for students - bbc.co.uk
Lmao, took loads of the old modafinil at uni, pretty good stuff tbf
some lad threw himself in front of the train so I was half an hour late home
Just power wash the cunt off the tracks and get on with it I say.
>Also did somebody ask not to?
Hillary did.
Went on 17 flights last year
reality: neither of them will make good points, the whole "debate" will be petty insults based on shit that has nothing to do with their policies
Does anyone have a picture of a grade 2 buzzcut? I need it for reference. k, thanks
I didn't half the price, I got it from the airlines website
dad is drunk and smacking around mum. got laid off from the factory
What's in St Johns?
Where in England should I go to if I want a good and clean bar-fight?
half an hour is a pretty short delay for that kinda thing tbf
went on 18 flights last year
Why are they making her stand?
Penguins and polar bears
Modafnil is fucking wank, noopept is what you want
It's like the limitless drug, banged my dissertation out in about a week and a half and got a high first for it
God bless Russia
fuck my ass and call me bobby
Hillary's team requested that she be allowed to sit or at least bring a stool along
many of her rallies she is propped up on a stool, held up by people, or leaning on the pulpit for dear life.
its going to be dire when Trump is moving about like Mussolini while she is sweating, pumped up full of drugs and clinging on for dear life.
ignore my face
its like a yank scandinavian fishing town
Just another evening in the fat cam household
So a total of £558 for you and the gf?
watching this steve guy eating croatian rations now
super comfy
I still use it. Socialising/networking until the early hours but need to be on top form at work in the morning? Easy as pie.
ah good we get to watch a woman die live on television
>t-thanks nan
Sounds like she's fucked health wise
>Linking webms
dad is quite cold with everyone since a few months and for absolutely no reason
>noopept
Kek, I remember my first experience with noots.
Noopept is trash and so is pretty much all noots
>yank
you don't even kn ow what a yank is.
went there
they sold out of red MAGA hats
was kind of disappointing
the israeli one is almost entirely tins tuna
Are you fucking retarded or just braindead
Your fault
so yeah, think i might go glass my dad. he keeps throwing my mum around and its really fucking annoying.
worried i might do too much damage to him though
approximately anywhere barring newcastle upon tyne, torquay or the welsh valleys
noot noot
Fuck off, domestic abuse is nothing to joke about
Do you think milo browses /brit/?
really?
FUCK OFF
going to read for a bit then go to sleep. good night
>COMPUTAH *hic*
>CREATE FIFTY JEWLIAN BASHEERS BUT WIT NO FECKING MOUTS SO DEY CANT YAP ON
>NOW CREATE DE OYR ARR AYE
>DISENGAGE DE SAFETIES
>that shirt
No
24 year old virgin here (almost 25)
can anyone beat me?
the gf
The expiry date for this chicken was 3 days ago
It's been sitting unopened in my fridge since Friday, should be okay right?
Over there, over there
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming
The Yanks are coming
The drums rum-tumming
Everywhere
So prepare, say a prayer
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over
And we won't come back till it's over
Over thereOver there, over there
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming
The Yanks are coming
The drums rum-tumming
Everywhere
So prepare, say a prayer
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over
And we won't come back till it's over
Over there
think there would be a lot more cuck porn posted here daily if that was the case
Nice, looking forward to getting my ass kicked by some blokes.
>mfw the alt-right's most prominent voice is a narcissistic and sociopathic homosexual
great movement you got there
>23c in my room
freezing
hows it smell? hows it look?
The gf is being disobedient.
How should I discipline her?
What do you call your grandparents?
Mums side: Grampy and granny
Dads side: Granddad and nanny
autumn weather is the best desu. I look much better in sweaters, jackets, hoodies, and pants, than I do with lighter clothing.
put the gf's head through a door because she left the pasta in too long and it was too soft
I told her I like it al-dente but the dozy cow got distracted ironing my shirt for tomorrow
will actually chin her if she tries anything like that again
Was being disobedient towards the gf and she sent me this
Did 46 in a 40 zone today lads.
Hope the police didn't see.
>yfw his bodied wasn't recovered until 2001
They're all dead la
>autumn
FOB
...
Don't know how you can be an unironic cuckold desu
Would noose myself if I ever went that low
what are you lads reading atm
>this thread xDDD
seriously though
lads
think the neighbour saw me having a kickabout with my dog in the garden
launched the little cunt top bins in my 5-a-side net
me and the gf
Anyone else just start at Guildford Uni?
Yeah
whats the most amount off hymen you've ever broke?
broke like 50 of them fuckers last night haha
You're hiding something
:^)
dad's got his mistress over and mum's crying in the kitchen
Dinner's taking fucking ages
*shakes head*
new york is fucking huge
not just huge, but fucking big
like really big
bigly
the Count of Monte Cristo
>Guildford Uni
gravity's rainbow
after 4 months
it's fucking shite but I want to finish it
might message the girl i shagged last friday
isn't it called surrey uni
HELP
got the foreskin retracted for the craic
the "alternative right" gf
Got your IP address gonna fly to Englistan and beat the fuck out of you
Post feet pls
Milo isn't bad and the fact that he's a flaming queer probably helps his credibility with leftists.
Scottish/Cannadian/American Gavin McInnes is much better though, even if he is king of the hipsters.
MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
Greetings, my name is Enoch Gonzales. I'm a 27 year old Mexican-American Anglophile (English culture fan for you upstanding gentlemen). I play polo on my estate, and spend my days perfecting my skill and enjoying superior English passtimes. (Cricket, Fox Hunting, Tea) I train with my Hounds every day, a particularly olfactory form of canine by which Foxes and Rabbits will most certainly be tracked, and which is vastly superior to any other animal for the express purpose of sport. I earned my hunting licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Public School and Mancunian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history and their chivalric code, which I follow 100%. When I get my English visa, I am moving to Manchester to work in a chip shop to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a player for Manchester United FC! I own several bowler hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my twelve brothers and sisters and recite the Queen's English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in England!
its actually quite small
uh oh
she fit? if not, have a wank instead
Might wrap a rope around me neck and kick a chair from under myself lads
Wew
>Chatting with Chinese qt over Tinder yesterday
>Only 1 photo and no instagram
>Has very good English and says I should tell her if I ever want to visit China
>Now wants my Facebook
Getting suspicious lads. I mean, Facebook and Instagram don't exist in China but this jsut feels weird.
NO FEAR THE WALKING DEAD TORRENT
ITS BEEN NEARLY 24 HOURS REEEE
>inb4 pleb show, I am a pleb
need to start banging ac
feel like it'd be safer than selling drugs
anyone know how to do it?
the divided self (my 40th book of 2016)
bugger me
Anyone want to go see the cure at wembley with me in december?
eh???
what the fuck is this image
how did you match with a Chinese from china if you're in the UK?
the build up area around NYC is insanely huge
you'd have to drive for like 2 hours just to see countryside
It's an overweight middle-aged Chinese man covered in semen from the attention you're giving him
did not deign to peruse this post
>Greetings, my name is Enoch Gonzales. I'm a 27 year old Mexican-American Anglophile (English culture fan for you upstanding gentlemen). I play polo on my estate, and spend my days perfecting my skill and enjoying superior English passtimes. (Cricket, Fox Hunting, Tea) I train with my Hounds every day, a particularly olfactory form of canine by which Foxes and Rabbits will most certainly be tracked, and which is vastly superior to any other animal for the express purpose of sport. I earned my hunting licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Public School and Mancunian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history and their chivalric code, which I follow 100%. When I get my English visa, I am moving to Manchester to work in a chip shop to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a player for Manchester United FC! I own several bowler hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my twelve brothers and sisters and recite the Queen's English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in England!
She's apparently a student at uni here, which also makes sense.
>banging ac
what
you going to quit being a drug dealer so you can become a panel beater who works on air conditioning machines.
Don't think theres much money in that
>milo isn't bad
A hahahahaha do me a fucking favour
Literally a clickbait edge Lord riding on the "success" of gamerg8
haven't been outside in a week lol
tfw you were reading the scat scene in bed and had to explain to the girl you were with why you were laughing so much/why you had an erection to match Slothrops
Nope
...
Gavin is a degenerate hipster that became a traditional conservative because thats now the rebellious thing to do. Dont listen to a word that piece of shit has said, he's done every drug under the sun and has fucked alternative whores in gangbangs in squatters hangouts on dirty couches.
Banging is slang for shooting up
gf wants to shit on my chest. any advice?
DC to Boston is basically connected
hate when this happens
shooting up alternate current?
Pretty sure that will kill you dead
>tfw ate a prozzies arse on saturday night and have a really sore throat since
can you get a disease from rimming? i feel awful
well if she's in the west then Chinese internet laws don't really matter
doing a poo lads
wish me luck
>eating a prozzies arse
what the fuck is wrong with you
injecting a bit of skag
you're overplaying this gimmick lad
...
done a read
imagine having sexual intercourse with a girl this fit
>can you get a disease from licking the hole shit comes from
hmm let me have a long hard think about that one lad
Can you get a disease from licking a skank's arsehole? Hmm
*squints to see you way up on that moral highground*
playing some cheeky witcher trois
>You will never have a qt teenage misanthrope gf to stand on your neck
Don't know what he meant by ac I'm SURE he didn't mean actual ac
no you runts
banging ac is roadman for bank fraud
it's the new roadman way of getting money, it's replacing drug dealing
just snorted a whole line of cake
Literally a painted up clown
You utter mollusk
forgotten just how long the diner saga takes
been 2 hours only just washed up and havent even had apple yet
...
posh twat
have shagged atleast 2 girls atleast equally as fit as her
its good but the best part about it is the bragging rights, the actual sex isn't that different from an average looking girl
infact skillz are much more important than looks in the bedroom
I have
Anyone else here been arrested before?
Back from doing the poo lads.
V. nice, solid no-wipe log. Perhaps a bit dry but overall excellent. Would have a poo like this more often if able. Very satisfying.
wot do u mean blud
went to the gym and lifted too many weights so my arms hurt
well that's put me off the gym for the rest of my life
>Mel B being asked if Margaret Thatcher used her girl power effectively when she was funneling funds to paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland
wew
Possession of marijuana in 2011 ama
reminder that is it is v rude to not reply to a question sent to you via text
and how exactly would you go about defrauding the banks?
it's pretty big though
The only bad thing in there is being a hipster. Don't wrap the alt-right movement up in your religious moral nonsense.
McInnes>Shapiro>Milo>any other young alt-right personality
you'll get locked up, drug dealing is easier and safer
once you start stealing money from the banks serious people will want you locked up
listening to some anime
youtube.com
what is a "jock" lads
dunno but roadmen do it all the time it can't be that hard
jelly fatbitch
Maybe for a manlet
DUI in 2012
imagine having sexual intercourse with a girl
what about Vox Day?
a scottish person
or a sporty chad in a letterman jacket if you are a yank shit
Shapiro is the only good one there desu
eric andre is great desu
anyone else literally have no friends?
are mags
>tfw we are entering another 1980s where the leaders of the free world are all Conservatives
Things that have immeasurably improved my life:
>Reading for an hour a day and limiting computer use to an hour
>Using face washes/masks from places like Lush that are made of natural ingredients
>Completely cutting out fizzy drinks
>Barely eating chocolate
>Eating lots of fruit
>Doing half an hour exercise
>Binning half the shit in my room and always having it tidy but minimalist
>Turning my work phone off when not at work
Join me, lads
no thanks i'm a pure virgin xx
Got arrested for throwing a bottle at a police car
Normally not a big fan of "le randumb!" stuff but he's doing it really well.
You saying we're not pals?
A pseudo-anarchist jew?
I will look him up
I have people I hang out with sometimes but idk if I consider them "true" friends.
I kind of hate them desu
My name is Ernest Hemmingway
when I was studying abroad in america i got really drunk (underage at 20) and stole a bike, charged with misdemeanour theft but all charges were dropped praise allah
The alt-right is about moral conservatism you absolute cretin.
Its facism-lite. Ethnic nationalism, family values, etc.
The idea that you think a flamboyant homosexual and a degenerate ass fucking ex punk rocker covered in tattoos can embody your movement is a testament to how pathetic and fractured it really is.
DEGENERATE RAUS
I don't even have online friends lol
the only people I talk to are my sister and a girl I'm in love with at work
It doesn't end well big papa
doxxed
Ahh yes the so-called "Alt-Right"
A coherent political force indeed
>stole a bike
gentleman of african heritage
the anime gf
youtube.com
are you me
have you told her how you feel?
bit early
lived in my flat for four months now and this is the second time I've hoovered it wahey
Based mum. Mines a socialist Corbynite race-traitor who takes her issues with her parents out on our whole race/culture.
I swear she only got with my dad (half-Dago, half Mick) for the opportunity to fart out a brown baby to rub it in her parent's face.
Joke's on her: I'm blonde, blue-eyed and a white supremacist who wants to build a battleship with the express interest of sinking migrant boats.
>look up tinder match on facebook
>In a relationship
hmm yes very impressive
still messaging her, might be a easy shag, she's just moved here for uni
>japanese screen name
>japanese picture
>"pro-white"
these people are genuinely embarrassing, i can't believe they exist
hmm
spent lunch with the tights girl at work again.
...
doing a think
I beat the shit out of my ex gf's new fuck buddy when I broke into her place to get my computer back
pleaded out and only got community service
Mohammad pls
new
I fully support family values and ethnic nationalism. Nothing wrong with getting a little high and fucking scene girls whose dad's failed them before marriage.
Stop trying to wrap up a modern movement based on small government, free market capitalism, family values, strong immigration policy, and nationalism, with your ancient religious morality.
>tattooed with a tribal pattern
hmm sounds pozzed
Known her for like 11 months and haven't had the courage to ask her out. I doubt she likes me the way I like her but I'd rather be friends than lose her all together.
She deserves better than me anyway, I'm terribly uninteresting and she's beautiful inside and out.
Like Rotheram, but more Paki child-rapers.
Fuck Taytoniggers
"People"
two hours of watching steve eat rations now
who is this cock lass
Wash your hands after.
Honestly, only a Coon or a Sandnigger would fuck that Bo Selecta-looking Seapig. She looks like a Viz character
...
I want to slap you user
What the fuck are you doing man. Go and tell her you're sorry.
Fucking selfish cunts. If ya wanna die just Carradine yourself.
go and apologise, thats horrible
Come to Cornwall. I'll scrap with you and then we can go drinking and have a great time. I fucking love you Bosh. We can sing Rammstein together.
Funniest fucking shit I've seen on here in weeks
Put it in a curry.
>But what if Richard Hammond is not kill
The absolute madman
>Russiancouple.jpg
Oh Callum, you absolute ledge. You're the Bantmaster General!!!
Fuck off back to Nandos.
yes yes...keep going
Set up a camera and do a bunch of Robin Williams impressions as you stand on the stool, finishing on "Gooooddd Mmmmmorrrrnniiinnnggg V I E T N A Mmmmmm" as you kick it from under you. Then dance a bit as you choke. Get a mate to post the vid here.
holy shit are you me lad
known her for a year now (uni) she was my housemate last year and on the same course as me so I don't see her much anymore haha fml
I know that feel
Yes.
Are you fat?
Fucking miss Daria. What happened to youth TV?