If German sexy guy say "I'm gonna held sausage party tonight. Would you like to come?"

What do?

I'll seppuku myself

...

Will attend, bringing my own cheese/black pepper/secret recipe sauces. Definitely brings my own special fork. No pun intended. (And pandan rice as well, can't live without it)

"Ok, I will come"
And I wouldnt' come

im cumming

Rangeban Japan now.

this

Can i also bring steaks?

i gladly accept their invitation to choke on some big German sausage

I'd tell him:
"No, thanks."

I'll bring Boerewors ;^)

Aslong as i get to eat the first one

i dont think i actually ever had a good german sausage, so ill pass

i will return to my own country inmediately

i don't eat pork sry.

Why not

Shit in his mailbox fuck you

sock him in the face

Well, I hear everywhere that krauts have no sense of humor, and considering this, he might be literally talking about german sausages. I'm not into gay shit, but I might try deutsch cuisine if that's the party theme. It'll be even better if there's beer.

Also, saying I'm Brazilian would definitely get me some pussy I suppose.

>Well, I hear everywhere that krauts have no sense of humor, and considering this, he might be literally talking about german sausages

This, guarantee the guy would be genuine about a literal party where you eat different sausages.

I'm not sure, depends if there will be alcohol and not only guys there

Yes please :3

You really want the aul Axis again don't ye?

savage