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Build wall
agreed
You're all our little colonies :3
pajeet my son you need to learn how to poo in loo first
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>narrated by Ronald Reagan
Very interesting
>4000 latvian dollars
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I'm so fucking sick of women. An entire gender of people who say so much and mean so little of it. If they didn't have a cunt you wouldn't keep them as a house pet.
Same I wish I was gay so I wouldn't have to deal with them
i'll turn you into a man
It sucks that the male body is so disgusting, Dylan Moran said, "there is no market for male lingerie because it's hard to look sexy when you're working with something that looks like it should be hanging out of a shark's mouth"
But I want nothing more than to never have a conversation with a woman that doesn't begin with "can I take your order?"
Oh shit, not saging btw, forgot to turn it off
>cherrypicking
>best jpg you have, still only half of Trump's rally crowd
But if you keep 2 things in mind:
>Women don't give a shit about your problems
>don't put pussy on a pedestal
It's really that simple and you haven't lost nothing then.
btw if you want a great movie about stasi watch The Lives of Others
Deutschland 83 is also a great series.
I used to be so good at this. A couple of years ago I used to carve up on Tinder
> be a bit of a weirdo, treading the fine line between quirky and autist
My rationale being that even plain looking girls have like 300 matches, so while you're on tinder you're just 1/300
> get the number as quickly as possible
That way you're 1/1
> ask her out, let my motorbike and dog do some of the legwork
> first date they're usually just trying to work out if you're a serial killer
> second date you should be right to fuck.
Brunette related
Started out alright
Asked her out
Fell down at the last hurdle
dude..
There was a couple hours texting in between there...
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Eventually you will lose touch with literally everyone you've ever known.
Made me think.
Asking out for coffee is much better, you can judge and bail if it goes bad. When eating out you have to wait for the check and then comes the awkward should-we-split-the-bill-or.
So first date should be drinks, never know who the tinder folks are.
This is why I keep samples of their hair in a jar so I'd never lose the touch of a person I've known.
I am really starting to regret being born not attractive.
Happens to the best of us
I'm barrel chested with a solid jaw with soon to be balding. It's like getting something good and then there's a "but"
Only Jason Statham and Bruce Willis can pull off the bald look. I'm fucked and it's scary.
My best ever one was shutting down an awful Tinder date by asking her to accept Jesus Christ as her lord and saviour
I see a win-win here, you can get rid of her fast, but could get a nice religious girl :DDDDD
night lads!
Its midday
Hi guys ! I'm planning to go to baltic countries for tourism and some friend told me prostitutes were cheap there. Is that true ?
Wrong. It's 2:33AM
>wanting to fuck prostitutes
eww.
You're saying your prostitutes are not good ?
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Who /chill before bed/ here?
desu I am not sure if there is a women on this earth planet whom I would like more than anime girls.
I thought demo had stopped making videos
taking an all nighter tonight family
Who's your waifu, vytautas
I feel ya.
He's really not going well, is he ?
>watching us presidential debates
honestly shart yourself to the us, green card lottery signups will start in october
You seem angry lol. Get laid once n3rd xD
I miss him
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Me too, user. Me too...
Hey faggots, I found you a good thread theme. Consider it a blessing from murrka:
>ywn be hired by a big business to be an ironic meme shitposter on social media
Hi guise I'm back did I miss anything
yes
I'm not going to watch the presidential election
Welcome
I cant believe it is happening
what a time to be alive
this ""debate"" is even more predictable than i predicted
glad i didn't play the drinking game. i would've been destroyed withing the opening 5 minutes
haha true
Reply to this post and Trump will demolish Clintoris some more
Trumped
Release your deleted emails Hillary
barking up the wrong tree, pal
i thought there was something wrong with my stream because trump just goes complete berserker mode, cutting from mid sentence to some other shit, then repeat, but to something else mid word, then i realized that this is really how he operates
it's like listening to some really gangsta hip hop being scratched back and forth on the turntable
checked ur copy paste
but have you taken the fifth? have you? well. have you? have you taken the fifth?
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I'm watching CNN on TV, it doesn't have latency
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Systemic Racism
>Maybe there's a political reason you can't say it
>if you do the same thing as a white when you're a nigger you're more likely to get arrested and put to jail
wew
that's a very nice way of saying most crimes are committed by niggers
>clapping sounds
>camera shows the crowd
>no one is clapping
nigger on nigger murders 90%
>but da police shot tyrone ded
>baltic nations: GO Trump
>Trump: we should leave NATO and I support Putin and Russia
>baltic nations: NOOO FUCK YOU TRUMP
HAHAHA
Reap what you sow balt cucks
Reap what you sow
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b-but I support Clinton...
islamic countries are not allowed to post in this general so get the fuck out you retarded faggot
>he believes everything that media shills about Trump
good goy
Not
An
Argument
>Trump: we should leave NATO and I support Putin and Russia
Can you provide any proofs to you claims?
>It Is Russia
Lie after lie after lie
>"Americans are fat" - Trump
Absolute madman
Siting On Their Bed Weighing 400lbs
>Named The Master Hacker Known As Cred Forums
>it could be someone sitting on their bed weighing 400 pounds
LMAO I CAN NOT STAND THIS ANYMORE XDDDDD
SHUT IT DOWN
WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED
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well lads reporting to you from post-america
nice knowing you, i just got my draft letter. hillary is going to kill russia now
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whats the best stream? I'm watching infowars and alex jones wont shut the fuck up
Better temperament
I'm watching WP
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>he said he didn't care if other nations made nuclear weapons
>Japan,South Korea
Really Hillary thinks Japan and South Korea are evil? lmao
Also said Saudi-Arabia which has given her a lot of money to campaign
I met with Bibi Netanyahu the other day
he is not a happy camper
kek
$10billion - $25billion
fuck Lester
>Miss housekeeping
hello I am back. have any potential eesti gfs shown up?
Neck yourself.
out
GO DONALD!!!!
WE LOVE YOU!!!
more proof Estonia is best balt
just realised he didn't mention the wall
>Illegal migrants came here for the money
Wow, who could've thought..
why so rude? I'm sure there's enough eestis to go around that we can each have a gf.
Good morning, friends.
good morning eesti!
>laua viin
Who ever draw this, ain't quite smart.
Holy shit thank God. This is the most inspiring quote I've heard in a long time, it means personal freedom from social enslavement knowing that all the people I know now will one day lose connection with me.. I really can start a new life with entirely new people. Thank you based user
*waiting for lativan*
AAAAAAÀAAHHHHHHHH
sry I saved it from last thread
Literally me in the morning.
Why are you apologizing?
Nobody won, nobody did anything different, nobody learned anything or taught anybody anything.
Trump supporters like Trump more now, Hillary supporters like Hillary more now.
They just repeated soundbites from old interviews for almost two hours.
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>the image was not to your liking
lol, there is no need for apologizing, chap.
Also, yesterday and today was/is quite thick fog in the morning.
>Trump supporters like Trump more now, Hillary supporters like Hillary more now.
While I agree with you on that I think Trump had a smart debate.
Most of the viewers of that debate have never heard him speak before and have only heard of him from liberal media how he is literally Hitler. But he was very composed and didn't attack her as much as he has attacked his opponents in debates before that one so he painted him as a much more collected candidate. Diehard fans will vote for their choice regardless but Trump might sway undecided votes for his favor after tonight.
Binkas
fog is neat. are you a gril and/or can you help me find an eesti gf?
>are you a gril
rofl no
>can you help me find an eesti gf?
can't get one myself so I can't help you with that, lad :/
that's ok m8!
I'll see you all in the evening, chaps.
Have a good day or night, buddy!
asalamu aleykum
thanks friend!
hi my dudes
suh dude
keep up the good work lads
hey chap
i love estonia
hello my dude
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>mums
gay 2 mommis no faather xaxaxa
time for prayer
please translate for the latvian-impaired
haha stupid unenlightened man down on his knees thinking he's going to cloud cuckoo land
you obviously haven't read the god delusion
the group of friends
>hey, peter, do you want to go to russia with us
the dude on the left
>no, sorry friends, im not retarded
Can I get an appraisal on this PNG of mine?
Latvian is so weird to read.
>ar
>uz
Those two words mean completely different things here.
what are they in lithuanian
you are kafir? deserve death
If and for.
you hold on to those ancient lies but don't wave them in the faces of men of reason and science
wew
if=ja
for=priekš
inshallah
kafir must be purged
Allah bless
>tfw mārtiņu neuzspridzināja
binkas bunkis binkis
bīņķāš būņķīš bīņķīš
*votes for Hillary*
gonna quit the desvenlafaxine cold turkey haha
*gets trips*
*doesn't vote for anyone*
wtf they don't represent me, how did they win???
suicide is permanent solution for temporary problems
t. doctor
so thirsty from creatine oho xD
Hmm?
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oy vey fascist Latvians
Good morning lads.
Why don't you lick the bots of your Russian minority fascist Balts? How do you expect the poor Russian minority to survive when they can't oppress their evil Baltic neighbors?
Drunk already in the morning Sven?
>mfw the crane operator did it on purpose
>65410638
not sure if proxy or just baiting hard
Good morning m80
noice
Hey lads, bought 2 Yellowtail Australian wines at the store for my first alcoholic products at 21 for the first time, as it's my birthday today.
I've never been so cheerful in doing my part to support the Australian economy.
Just wanted to say that.
Let's hope these wines are good, Aussies! They're chilling in the freezer right now but I will get them later when they've chilled off quite significantly.
ok
>when people come to /balt/ to talk about /ausnz/
/balt/ isn't the cool part tho, sorry.
funny
without balt ausnz can't exist
if you're going to get any wine from australia make sure it's south australian
t. goon connoisseur
hot off the press
White or Red wine?
I've never seen American wine for sale here, although I hear Californian wine isn't too bad. I'm partial to Southern hemisphere strains personally.
also
>chilling wine in the freezer
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other way around anime loving degenerate
I'll check if it's made specifically in Southern Australia once I get them chilled off as your advice states
It's red wine, sirrah.
hope you realise all wines are the same and even the so called "connisuers" can't tell them apart
can you help me with my romantic problems? my Latvian gf left me because I'm Australian, what should I do
>chilling red wine
please don't do that
O-okay, I'll take them out then.
I am balt
>tfw Latvian gf left me for a Kiwi
I HATE BEING AN AUSSIE HELP ME
when someone questions the cultural ties between Balt and Anzac
remind them that crocodile dundee is based on a ex-Latvian Legionnaire that moved to Australia to hunt crocodiles after the war
wtf i love latvians now
IM OFF THE FUCKING DOOR I CANT EVEN GET A PROPER GOBBY ANYMORE
That's what happens when you're not Russian masterrace
he even has a figure in that famous wax musuem
pedokoto seems to be a bit unhinged as of late. wonder what happened
Samefag.
On another note: cut your throat please.
happens to the best of us
crocodile dundee is not latvian
Fag.
just ignore the rusaian and m*****
how hard can it be
they've found me out
SHUT IT DOWN
>Yellowtail
No.
Literally sells more at wallmart than the entire Australian wine market
Probably some meningeal infection. I heard he doesn't bathe.
this
Samrfag
i said based on a Latvian, not Latvian
australians are the most autistic group here
t. aus
Smaefag
Close enough is good enough
smegmafag
>m.
am NOT going to click that link haha
now that there are people in this thread lets get some "discussion" going. thoughts on the plebiscite?
dont make fun of my workposting
Cheers, fellows
saami
asalamu aleykum
Just got from Uni lads.
hello i am here
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Can see your ip from that reflexion desu.
Hope you are hungry because pizzaboy will arrive in 30mins to your door.
Just scull the bottles as fast as you can.
the krink of the krank
could some balts please mail me a bit of cheap alcohol thanks.
But cheap alcohol is terrible. Good lithuanian vodka is at least like 10€ per bottle.
this is a int gimmick you slavic fuckwit
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yes
sent ;)
Whats it like having Christmas in the winter?
nu zillund
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lol dumb kiwis
thanks.
i'll send some vb back
Fucking great.
lets swap countries thanks
It feels like childhood in 90s but happens every year
sent
Looks comfy as fuck 2bh, It usually just get grey and miserable in winter here.
No snow where I live.
Oi giz a beer cunt
at least you don't have meme snow
Dandruff?
>meme snow
What the fucks meme snow?
Oh really? What is it then, Estonia.
*throws beer*
haha damo nice catch ya fucken gunt :DD
as in rare snow that is just glorified sleet
You look like a dork
How's the wine?
what did you expect? charlottes pass is the worst resort in Aus
Chur bru
they're all shit though and I would have to drive for hours
I want snowfall in towns n shiet
I miss it living in Florida.
Being huddled up with the the heat on and music playing in the background while opening presents while the snow falls outside.
Here it doesn't get even remotely cold until January the earliest, then it just suddenly goes from tropical temperatures to freezing for like two months and then there's violent storms and it's summer again.
Bretty gud, famalam
Like one great scholar named Patrick the Star said why don't you just take Australia and move somewhere it snows?
not enough resources to rebuild the land bridge
Nice meme xd
It's not though. Imagine if you came from a country with awesome cranberry juice, and someone tried cranberry flavoured kool aid and thought it represented your product... it's triggering me right now. I need a safe space.
Thats sounds nice and all, but I don't know man.
Christmas here is sitting in the stinking hot with the family barbie cranking drinking cold beers as fast as they come while little shits runaround play with whatever crap they got that year.
I really don't think I'd like the cold Christmas.
Man, your wine is delicious, it's scrumptious! It's even better than the domestic wines we buy here!
so i went up to brisneyland for a couple of days and got about 20 tinder matches however back in china-city i get slim pickings. wtf?????
wrong person pal
So who won? Trump or Cunton?
post your pics then ill give you my thesis
I don't care
Trump.
me
I won the debates
Papiesz
too scared to post my idendidy on an anonymous website :DDD:D:D
how do i go rectangle mode lik u?
your left nipple is very weird
Yeah but what are you going to do? Being gay obviously isn't an option. If it was I would have made it years ago. Like Greg Giraldo said: Who's going to put up with all the shit you have to deal with to have sex with a woman when you could just walk into a steam room at the Y?
dw it's anonymous xdd
>Brunette related
Well done to you.
It's simple
Have Aryan genes
Something happened to it, I think an insect bit it and the wound has been there ever since.
nice
>could get a nice religious girl
How is that a win? Religious girls are sometimes nice, but they're nearly always boring as shit.
nathan for you is goat
nice
>emu kidnapped my Latvian gf
FUCK
eating brekky at 5:30 pm
what are you eating
probably fairy breed like a poofter he is
ur mum lmoa haha
some le snak like the poor person i am
don't you DARe talk shit about fairy bread ok?
thanks
nice give us one thanks
you can have the shitty cheddar one
but the cheddar one is good?
ummm no, that would be french onion sweetie :)
>Dislikes something that brings joy into people's lives
>Lithuanian
Imagine my surprise.
How popular is Pizza Hut in Australia?
barely relevant. dominos is the king of the market
see
Gonna eat some roasted cauliflower.
rate
these desu
my mum said were getting pizza for dinner tomorow night
but i dont like pizza so i have to get my own dinner
im so fucked im just not gonna eat i dont give a shit
>booty warrior.jpg
im sure you meant average lithuanian.jpg
>not fried
lol
How long is a piece of string? They have lots of customers an TV advertising if that's anything for you.
Sadly this. Dominos seems more popular, even though they're demonstrably shitter. Tbh all the major franchises kind of suck.
>tfw Woolworths makes better oven baked pizzas at their fucking deli than anything Pizza Hut or Dominos sells
Nah mate that's this one.
>Sadly this. Dominos seems more popular, even though they're demonstrably shitter. Tbh all the major franchises kind of suck.
>>tfw Woolworths makes better oven baked pizzas at their fucking deli than anything Pizza Hut or Dominos sells
disagree, quality goes by the specific store not entire chain lad
that .gif always makes me laff
reminds me of my gf... shes so fucking bi polar and thinks she a big man
dumb cunt
not from my experience. dominos makes some fucking tasty pizzas. of course it isn't going to beat your local pizza shop, but it is cheap and quick.
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True, but I've had Dominos from a few places and it was always a little bit disappointing. Not necessarily bad, just not worth the money they charge. A lot like McDonalds, really.
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Honestly my local Woolworths makes better pizzas for cheaper than my local Dominos does. Pickup orders not withstanding.
where do you live?
Newcastle.
How Long is a chinaman