/brit/

>The first, Sheik Muhammad Gemeaha, a week after his resignation, stated he had received death threats which partially explained his reason to return to Egypt.[13] He also stated however that "only the Jews" were capable of the September 11 attacks and "if it became known to the American people, they would have done to Jews what Hitler did."[14][15] He also stated that as "Allah described it," Jews "disseminate corruption in the land" and are responsible for the spread of "heresy, homosexuality, alcoholism, and drugs.".[16] These statements were immediately disowned by the Islamic Cultural Center.[17]

Are Muslims redpilled?

very creative . well done. i'll allow it

Lads pakis are alrigjti went to lunch with a couple of them at work and they are top lads. Pretty funny too

Computer, create a room filled to the brim with semen and teleport into the middle of it on my mark

Mark.

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of Brummie culture

good lad

Good shag?

This is actually a good OP.

>brown eyes
shes no better than the common negro

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reminder blank canvases are art.

yeah, only once so far though tbqh

Munter

the new station is top tbqh

Fell asleep for 4 and a half hours and woke up thinking it was time for work

Bizzare feeling lads

Arabs in general believe a lot of conspiracy theories, probably because they live in very corrupt countries.

Post pix

Stop with this meme, it doesn't even make sense

Literally nothing wrong with brown eyes

How many Big guys do you see?

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lel, no.

Ordered pizza hut AND dominos today

Fucking hell

just posted a picture of birmingham train station

fell asleep for an hour once, woke up at 8pm thinking it was 8am and ran into the shower haha

alri fat boy

Well well well, I've had a hearty few chuckles this eve' courtesy of /brit/!
Usually I spend what time i have free in my evenings trolling on facebook, followed by a healthy dose of reddit!
But tonight i find myself having a few guffaws on Cred Forums of all places! I was rather skeptical at first (Im an INTJ, so i have a science and logical based mind, guess my views on religion!) but i've found myself in good company here on /brit/ :)
My investigation has concluded this is a very "reddit-friendly" part of Cred Forums, i take my hat off to you sirs! I feel right at home here, i think i'll stay awhile!

P.S What's with all the pictures of the chaps wearing fedoras? They're a good hat.

You are one fat cunt aren't you haha

so do black people
its because theyre idiots and also have no respect for authorities

When it's all working haha

bought a nice flat in baltimore

unironically would only fuck the girl with the glasses

Business idea: A dating website for the elderly. It probably already exists. Make it better.

Looks like the penis of Sauron

so lonely
so alone

Daily reminder Cheltenham is objectively the nicest town in the UK

if you have brown eyes you're not white la

nigger don't throw your misspellings and wikipedia-scanning knowledge of quantum physics at me as a shitty copout for some definition of art you've invented for yourself
that user asked you for an objective definition, you gave an arbitrary one which I can't say I've seen any critic or institution accept, and then back out when I briefly get at how everyone ultimately perceives differently and will have different tastes and standards for what they consider 'beautiful', with "b-but we can't define anything objectively!" as if that validates what you said

fuck off you rapist

one of the gayest things I've seen posted in /brit/ including trap spam

*some blank canvases are art

desu shock art is overrated and way to commonplace now to actually be shocking at all. now people see a gigantic ass and say "oh this again eh?"

that doesn't mean something like this wasn't pretty revolutionary in its time.
and remember an art instillation is a single piece, its hard to convey through secondary media experience.

I've seen a Polk painting in person and I was very surprised by how much it struck me, since I never cared for him much when all I had seen were jpegs online.

the only one I wouldnt ride is the 3rd one in

Don't think I'll ever be competent at my job
Four months into my six month probation period
Not sure I'll make it out the other side

I have brown eyes la

Kek.

fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5033884

your ancestors must have taken the bbc somewhere down the line
must be shit being subhuman

Haha upvoted! We do have a pretty cool community here. If you're fond of meta-humour and ironic-depression jokes, I think you will feel at home here ;) Feel free to PM me if you have any question. I am kind of an informal mod here and in any case enjoy!

launceston is the feels capital I swear

1.bp.blogspot.com/-Jb0b9wDVRgs/T5AevkMgnBI/AAAAAAAAAX4/_2jvrUFnra8/s1600/15567530755.jpg

the Relic Hunter gf

>tfw remembering wanking to this show every episode

what is it?

It's grand I look white and have a big knob

Realistically if each one of them individually put it on me I'd shag the lot of then
You lot are fucking bent

6 best girl though

Computer, create England, now fill it 1,000,000,000 muslim immigrants each wearing a sucide vest packed with enough explosive to destroy a small Tesco. In the middle of England place one naked copy of the historical figure known as Farage, provide this person with a butter knife and one packet of monster munch.

Remove safety protocols.

I sort of did the same, certainly didn't mean to sleep that long

excellent post

Shit fans well suited for a shit team

Laughed when the gook put two past them

Why are people replying to the Algayrian rapist?

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runt level desk job - finance related

specifics could be doxxable

>how everyone ultimately perceives differently and will have different tastes and standards for what they consider 'beautiful'
Good call. Greentext is what I actually belive. I just don't like when the jews exploit it to sodomize, just like they do with any genuine expression of humanity and open-mindedness is all.

POST FUCKING MACHINES

>based algerian fighting the modern art jew

he has gained my respect

magnificent post

what's difficult about it?

I have a runt level analyst desk job, pays 30 odd though. Can spend 50% of the day listening to music and reading news articles tbqh.

>having standards is gay

t. mega virgin

embarrassing

>Fucking underrated

>the average Englishman cannot go one day without seeing a paki or a black

What do you think of that Celtic brothers

>elbows too pointy

t. neckbeard

EXCELLENT edition
cant belive a canadian made it

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They're all fairly decent looking tho

I'd ride the lot probably, only a couple id consider for gfs tho

>ywn satisfy a woman like a machine can

wat

just had a wank to facefucking formerly known as facialabuse

What gets me really hard currently is viewing women as biological machines. Like how they instinctively showcase their ability to store fat for their offspring in their tits and ass, when a photo is being taken hnnnnng

you're probably looking at historic ruins
those aren't really common, except maybe in some rural farmlands

enjoy fucking up your sex life.

i never come to these threads but OP post made me kek, please post this every time

wtf

division of agricultural land you melon

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Patrician Star Trek edition?

Posting a slag, as Barclay requested.

>IMPLYING

enjoy never having sex m8

Up to date with Berserk.

pleb

only the 2009 and 2013 ones were good

that's a ridiculous way to set property lines twobh

>being pro skub

I have plenty of sex. That's justly a way to keep it interesting.

99
jog on matty

pretty sure jews don't have a monopoly on blank canvas pieces, but even if they wanted to keep dragging that idea out it wouldn't mean it would somehow fall outside of what constitutes art

tng is overrated, picard's acting is cringey and it has a lot of bad episodes

on the bus again

ENT had its moments. The Xindi storyline, with Archer torturing and robbing people because he was desperate was a much better story than Picard Mary-Sueing his way through everything.

D'YA WANT SOME SPECCY GEEKY BLACK & WHITE BEAVER, LADS?????????????????

Been lifting 6 months now
Getting loads of mires already

Best girl

>it has a lot of bad episodes
it has a lot of top tier episodes as well

honestly it is very consistent by/after about the 3rd season

DS9 is the best though all around

can't wait for based Griffith to burn down that fucking elf village

TOS > DS9 > VOY > TNG > ENT > films

excellent edition, nice work

youtube.com/watch?v=UauEnx9zgGU

why hasnt tim been admitted to the loony bin yet?

don't quite understand his reasoning behind this one desu

>tfw Guts sacrifices Griffith because he is what's most important to him

last season is decent since they tried to salvage the show with something fans actually care about rather than meaningless bullshit and time travel of the first two seasons.

they cancelled it too soon I think, even TNG had a rough first 2 seasons.

>call someone a pleb
>they immediately collapse

what a powerful word

O'Brien was underused. Replace all the Worf episodes with more O'Brien episodes and DS9 would have been GOAT

Perhaps it is because you are spamming/flooding?

>post ONE fedora
>get banned for flooding

only thing flooding is janny's toilet and he takes a shite and it clogs

Went to go for a piss in the public toilet the other day and it was locked, so I thought fuck it, I'll just do it round the corner and there was a fucking tramp in a sleeping bag, so I had to fucking hold it for another 15 minutes until I managed to find somewhere to piss.

>based Griffith
The BLACKED swordsman is not based

not really, it's just the most available construction material

ive walked through this before, takes ages to reach the fort

Been on two dates, so better than any year before it.

But still doing pretty badly.

Could definitely have banged the last girl, but she turned out to be a whale.

the films are top tier you stupid mong
the TOS era at least
only good TNG one was First Contact, though Generations gave me a bit of a fanboy hardon.

>almost got away with no hayfever attacks this year
>until today

fuck sake lads, feel like my eyes are burning out of my skull
can only breathe through one nostril
feel like my mouth's full of dust.

Reckon this is the best janny /brit/ has ever had

Thank you janny

Many of those dry stone walls are extremely old, they were built using what was readily available at the time

I am 95% confident that I can play basic strategy perfectly at a real life casino now. But even that is still not good enough. With 99.999999% fluency in basic strategy, you are still technically disadvantaged by the house by 0.6%. 1 mistake out of every 100 hands is about all you can afford to stay in the top 1% of the curve.

I am still having trouble dividing the running count by the true count in a six deck game. I have gotten up to a running count of 24 right now and there should be around 4 decks left in the game.That gives me a true count of 6. Can the variance really be this high? I figured I did something wrong and gave up; closed the browser.

This is a shit world. Can't trust anybody. Would ask one of you to be my partners but I am not assured you qualify for my prisoner's dilemma examination....

eating too many maltesers

Anyone staying up to watch Clinton vs Trump?

Yank politics makes me feel better about our own politics.

archer was a shite actor though

Voyager has some of the best episodes and also had the Doctor.

Might aswell

>that episode where he thinks he's been in prison for like his entire life but then realises it was all a simulation yet he still feels like he's been a prisoner for decades and goes nuts

top tier, my favorite episode

The last season had a ton of bullshit time travel in it. The opener was a two parter about nazi aliens conquering the world because temporal cold war. The episode with the time-ship that was bigger on the inside was top tier though.

vimeo.com/184206731

Scottish culture

I'm not only talking about blank canvas, more generally about shit conceptual art. There is beauty in decency, genuine effort, unironic human expression and there's of course a part of us that is cheeky and wants to "kill the father". The jew (not only of the jewish faith, I'm not particularily antisemitic) exploits that part to make and launder money. That's ugly. You can't kill the father twice. All this shit stopped being novel or controversial in the 60's tbqh.

you can't spam/flood for one post

i liked nemesis

first contact is full of fan service

ate some sweets. jaw feels weird now
may be allergic

Objectively false.

its also a load of rubbish and has Neelix

class episode tbf

based Algerian

Don't think this is the first time you've been posting kpop all day lad

it's still miles better than fucking picard's ridiculous acting and also being a mary sue

>i liked nemesis

can you stop posting a picture of my toilet lad, thanks

>John McDonnell vows '£10 real living wage in 2020'
hm yes very impressive

youtube.com/watch?v=JAME2RDPnFs

he's lost it

he just didn't always seem like captain material desu

>your boss sends you on a work trip to Birmingham
>you mumble under your breath that it's full of pakis but agree to go
>the train stops at new street station and you begin to make your way to the exit
>you step out of the train station by the Ladbrokes and Shakespeare pub and see this man staring directly at you

What do you do?

>spams plastic chinese models all day long, every single fucking day

>UMM WHY DID I GET BANNED GUYS?????????????

>picard's ridiculous acting
gtfo Picard was great and had some of the best moments
only one who annoyed me was Beverly and her ilk

wait when did tim get an iphone?

where's his windows phone?

>''spam''

I live in the /brit/ threads on Cred Forums, which is on the imageboard Cred Forums. My name is Anonymous. I'm 27 Years Old. I believe in making high quality posts, comfy threads and getting detailed opinions from other users of the site. In the morning, if I'm doing a poo, I inform /brit/ whilst reading the posts I missed in my slumber. I've read over 1000 posts by now. After I catch up, I ask about the Lenovo Yoga 710 lad.

Belt him straight in his face

He was the first of his kind, he's supposed to be flawed. He wasn't even the first choice, there was an episode about it.

literally average/below average for your average slag

guessing you don't have much sex? literally no point having sex with them, I would honestly ignore them and see them as peasants on a night out lol

girl on the left is the only acceptable korean girl

kpop is shit

he works at a call center, can't be too bright of a guy

>fully sentient NEET virgins
Unlike me, half these runts can barely be considered sentient animals

walking to class

youtube.com/watch?v=r8vainiI95Q

absolute classic CHOON

Gf just sent this and told me to stop messing around her

Lads are any of you capable of independent thought?

Voyager is better than enterprise

never stick your dick in crazy user

Norilsk lads

>admits himself that this thread is dedicated to British culture
>posts something that couldn't be further from British culture

Posting some british culture for you, pic related
Guarantee janny won't delete this

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opened this without seeing this. expecting a call from my isp soon

looks like glasgow

aesthetic

call me a cuck please haha

How the fuck can an adult have such perfect teeth? A baby's wouldn't be this white and perfect.

would unironically love to live in something like this. seems comfy

truly aesthetic

Computer, create a labyrinth of terror inside a giant castle filled with traps and dangerous ledges

Computer, how many people are currently on board the Enterprise?

>1,014.

Excellent. Create 1014 fully self aware Hitlers with an IQ of 200 with full knowledge of everything possible in your databanks, prioritising starfleet tactics and procedures, and knowledge of the Enterprise. Program them with the belief that only by killing everyone on board will they be able to leave the holodeck.

Computer, beam all members of the Enterprise crew into random locations of the labyrinth. Disengage safety protocols. Authorisation code BARCLAY 5135 Bravo.

Oh, one last thing. Create a room with a variety of bondage and restraining equipment, then beam Counsellor Troi and Doctor Crusher directly into two of the devices.

what the fuck is this place

they look the same

He didn't even graduate from uni

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed

>wouldn't shag an average bird

Gay

Jesus, literally every single one of them is out of my league.

Imagine being a 26 year old pakistani NEET virgin tranny living with your parents who is banned from uni, got fired from McDonalds and has a Spiderman duvet

Haha surely nobody that bad could really exist right??

Dr. Halsey, pls

mining city in russia

>Voyager is better than enterprise

no they fucking don't

I posted a 10/10 and you posted some generic plastic crap

me in 5 years

Who /comfy/ getting set up for the debate tonight lads? Might put on the aeropress

Reminder to report every chinkpost on sight
#IStandWithTheJanny

The Middle East today is Europe tommorow

me in 4 years

ever done the moose on head test lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=2nrMpBhg9UI

blonde girl

big ol gnashers, would be weary of the bj

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>what the fuck is this place
Hell.o, reddit! first day on Cred Forums?

can see my house from there

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

literally only have sex with girls 95% of guys would find unattainable

gimmick infringement

Doing another poo lads

3rd time today

>british culture
>posts africans

You don't know how grateful I am to not have pakis as neughbours.

me in 4 years

no you wouldn't
every place looks more impressive from the air

this city is just a grimy shithole full of gopniks and slavs sniffing glue and doing krokodil in the stairways of these commie blocks

would be an awful existence

>private property
borgie scum

What time is it on? my normie life starts tomorrow noon so I can't be up too late.

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youtube.com/watch?v=al262Pd5Q_U

our guy is covering the debate

Reading the October issue of GQ that came in today lads

It's filled with top coats and snow boots and other cold weather shit and it's the hottest it's been since July

don't understand ryanair

you have to pay extra just to bring a suitcase with you?

I have an indian family living next door to me, very nice people tbqh, the dad is part of the local labour party funnily enough

PIGEON PARK MENTIONED

There is literally no reason not to convert to Sikhism.
It literally makes perfect sense and agrees with science 100%.

gf just sent this

I once was in hotel in Amman waiting for my okcupid date to show up. Figured it would be a good idea to chat with a lad working on his laptop next to me to get myself chatty and get my english-speaking engines running (date was an black american chick doing an internship at the UN, probably future CIA), Turns out the guy was a really cool british lawyer. We had a good 20mn chat about law, that time I went to jail for a night, football. He was very pleasant and I really felt bad to leave him when my date showed up, as it became clear that I was only talking to him to pass time. The girl turned out to be a dumb bitch who led me on after we made out passionately that night (Wastehistime2016 was all the rage among female niggers her age at the time). Wherever you are british lawyer, I want to tell you that I am sorry and I send you my warmest feelings of friendship. Stay based.

ryanair is FLIPPIN classes lad

>some medicine

shit

yea fuck off

so does Mormonism

just kidding la

we can share the gimmick if you want x

how are you such a normie? i wish I had an interesting life

>arse tattoo on her arse

fucking hell

would clobber this cunt

you lads give this lass a lot of stick but i think she is peng as fuck 2bh

Just look at it as cheaper without a suitcase

It is. Anyone that thinks otherwise has extremely bad taste

>when fucking Nog outranks you and the crew has been messing around with the holosuites for the last time

Feel bad about our politics, until I remember that the UK literally voted to leave the EU

howling

The misses

Should have gone to Zarqa, to the graveyard where Abu Mus'ab used to play

Except fuck Kai Winn

where did you find this haha

it's not on my public profile

>Anyone that thinks otherwise has extremely bad taste
>likes Voyager

A man this big wouldn't bother going on tinder, yet this woman gets plenty of matches im sure

more like 17 stone the fat cunt hahaha

It's just that I'm a little older so I have lived more things. Was a piece of shit at 21 tbqh.

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1:45 I think

>trekkies
Jesus Christ how is this still a thing?
I mean it is better than that autist ludfords's kpop posts, but still

>being that fat as a teenager
Jesus Christ

What's the best haircut lads?

What are your haircuts?
pic related, it's me

Best part of enterprise is the dog. Otherwise the show is shit

Are Morn

Oh yeah went to Zarqa, didn't like the country though, a bit too conservative and expansive compared to Lebanon.

getting a bit of a belly and it really makes me feel like shit
will never understand how people hit 20 stone+ without killing themselves desu

>Was a piece of shit at 21 tbqh.
why?

are you wealthy? you travel all the time and own a flat in spain

>She's literally looking for a slave to drive her to Mcdicks at 3am
>Mfw some absolute runt will actually end up doing it

Did you go to the graveyard

fucking state of this lad

au contraire

I am a girl and anyone who says otherwise is an uneducated bigot.

loving this post

great set of tits

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keyboard keeps fucking up lads
might be time to replace the ol' chromebook

>why?
Nerdy engineering student.
>are you wealthy? you travel all the time and own a flat in spain
Kind of but only started getting my shit together recently.

Bit gay

She married a billionaire nerd off the back of this show.

how do you know the one you posted didn't get plastic?

keep paying you compliments and all she says is "thanks and you too"
what did she mean by this?

Runt with wank hair detected

top slag

Red Dwarf is far superior to Star trek or that star gate program or any of that shite

>chromebook
fucking state of you

good on him
>tfw nearly all of Trek would NEVER get made today because feminists would shut it down.

they already got mad at Voyager when 7of9 was added but they had very little power vs the legions of nerds.

>statistically there is probably a femanon itt right now

>k-pop is shit

have you never met a woman before?
she likes you

i'd say im one unironically. not in your face about it though

"No"
also you forgot Babylon 5 and Battlestar Galactica

>hostels

ah yes, the quintessential normie experience

do you want to be in my face?:3

>implying that haircut isn't what all runts have
Insecurity detected

TOS was /fa/ as fuck
I want a shirt like Kirk's here

my man

>Why are you always so quiet user?
What's your answer to this?

get fucked
they're good/easy and i do very little on computers except internet

I want hair like a male kpop idol

There are some parts they'd like.

Haha I have to be in work in less than 7 hours what am I like not getting enough sleep haha lads

are you upset I don't talk to you more often

social anxiety

youtu.be/TT04QPcjXz8

Just heard this on BBC radio 6

>qt at work once said "you don't talk much" to me, but in a nice way, she was just trying to make conversation because I was the only guy in a team of 15 women
>said "I know" and walked away

S-she was too attractive for me anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=aHnTnwL9znQ

>chromebook
>they're good

Recommend me some good non-fiction to read.

No autobiographies.

My Tank Is Fight

Beverly apaprently bitched a lot about the treatment of women on the show, but Gene would not take any of it

I remember a quote where Roddenberry wanted Troi to be a 5 breasted alien or something

The Bible.

dunno lol

they do everything i want to do on a computer without the 15 minute start up and with a looooong battery life

whats wrong with them

Are you going to Scarborough Fair

Undercut like this is runt central. Buzzcut is runtcore circa 2008

j- just shy h- haha

White Mughals
Dreadnought
Conquest of New Spain by Bernal Diaz

>15 minute start up
lol

>15 minute start up

catch up mate nobody uses hard drives anymore

Chrome alone takes ages to startup with all my extensions

>The Bible.

As much as she might have bitched, women were presented as equals to men which was still an unusual thing in the early 90s. There was a female admiral and everything.

Look out there's a monster coming.

>theres people posting right now without an SSD
!! RUNT ALERT !!

youtube.com/watch?v=GCOVUz0SZAQ

me in the pic but with a worse hairline

do proper computers load quickly now lads?

i can go from 0 to shitposting within about 5 seconds desu

booked tickets for a cheeky trip to amsterdam with the lads in a few weeks

love being a normie tbqh

AH YES BRITISH MUSIC
youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI

>fifteen minute start up

>a hard drive with 16 trillion items on start up

Optimal male heigh is 5'9

dont enjoy talking to normies now fuck off you harlot

FOB

absolutely detest them cunts who have the sides and back cut but leave all the shit on top
the same type of runts that browse ladbible on facebook with their iphones while wearing skinny jeans and vans

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Only acceptable answer is Ray Liotta's unfazed "I prefer listening" in Goodfellas tbqh.
This shit used to drive me mad in my teenage tbqh. I once even measured the time I, the girl and my friend she wanted to shag spent speaking when we went to the beach and found out that I had spoken the most in fact.

new

at least get it right

youtube.com/watch?v=n_OKTs_i32I

waiting for the debate lads

Are there any other differences between windows 8.1 and windows 10 other than a moderately improved GUI, and an extra imperial shittonne of bloatware and spyware???

Umm that's not real british music

Let me help you out with a quintissential british choon

youtu.be/4p6lI-FZFaU

The "user, why are you so quiet" thing has happened to me once in my adult life. Most people are too polite to say things like that.

good number

>Most people are too polite to say things like that.
The quituples of truth. Yeah I actually never had it as an adult but used to get it a lot from more confident people in my teenage.