Europoors will never drink a day's worth of food in one sitting

Back! Back fowl beast, back to the pits of Hell!

>fowl

they don't seem to sell this anymore

or the heath bar shake

sad, the highest calorie shake is only 1500.

Maybe he's being attacked by a giant chicken

It doesn't even look appetising to me.

How does it have so much fat? I'd assume it to be pure sugar. How big is it?

almost a litre

>Oreo

So americans unironically eat this garbage?

>1770mg of sodium

???????????????????

How can a chocolate drink have this much sodium?

38g of protein though, and it tastes better than this whey shit I been eating

Not unironically, just eat

Look at all these healthy pussies.

>333g carbo
Very effective pre-workout supplement.

BUULK

>He fell for the whey meme
Just eat chicken tits, they're way cheaper and your body absorbs the protein more efficiently. You're pissing out around half of the protein from whey.

I've never understood why people use whey

Can't you get sufficient protein from just not having a terrible diet

>53 teaspoons of sugar

why you can use a tablespoon

>32oz milkshake
No thanks

A five dollar milk shake?

We're unhealthy only ironically, its just a big joke to us

It's a pretty fucking good milkshake

I'm lactose intolerant. That will just shit right through me before I even burn up 100 calories of it. Fibre and low-GI is more important

I get one three times a week, sometimes more, never less
I cycle through a few different flavors

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liar liar pants on fire

hello borat i like

I'm serious, I believe I have an addiction but I always convince myself somehow that I should continue getting milkshakes

I like how the flavor complements a bloomin' onion.

I like heath but... fuck man...

>all those calories and zero fiber
I'm just sharting thinking about it

I really want to ride my bike all day and then drink that

>Cholest. 1170% DV
>still suggests to cook using margarine/butter and eggs
>apparently it contains/is pork brain
wtf

How fucking big is this shake? 2600 calories WTF

Why do Americans wear shoes in their refrigerator?

Keeps 'em nice and cool for bedtime.

>Decide to take this pic for a mini-survey
>Send it to multiple people asking if they'd drink it
>All the girls say yes
>Most guys say no, or at least not alone

What does that mean? Keep in mind that none of these people were overweight.

My sister buys cartons of ice cream and eats them in one sitting. Then she just doesn't eat for the rest of the day.

Does she shart?

>950ml milkshake

Completamente asqueroso.

I dunno if it's worth 5 dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

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Burgers are always sitting though that's an unfair comparison

I'm not exactly a fan of big gubmint, but why the hell is this even allowed? This shit is downright lethal. It's not even an "oh, I can afford to drink this on my cheat day" affair, just drinking ONE of these literally puts you over your daily allotted calorie intake even if you eat or drink nothing else all day.

Fucking hell America, fucking hell. An entire pack of cookies has less calories.

>allowed

>Americans still wonder why they shit their pants constantly

>2600kcal
>days worth of food
DYEL detected

>How does it have so much fat
>what is cream

>263 fucking grams of sugar

Doesn't Mexico have a pretty alarming obesity rate?

>I'm not exactly a fan of big gubmint, but why the hell is this even allowed?
Big government is exactly why it does happen, silly. Farm subsidies result in extremely cheap fat and sugar.

>only

Nobody over the age of 11 should be drinking this stuff.

Women like sweet things. Derp.

You know how they have sugary wine and beer? Designed to appeal to women who want a soft drink with alcohol.

Wrong. There's a store in my city called "American Life" that sells everything you would find in regular american supermarkets.
It's expensive as fuck because everything is imported.

youtube.com/watch?v=rbhIjAb9yfU

Got to have a couple of those 2 liter cups of soda every day.

>food
You'd have to assume there's actually anything edible or with any nutritional value in there.

Sauce?

huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/mexico-obesity_n_3567772.html

Its high in protein, calcium, vitamin A and Iron.

>2k cal
>1 litre shake

I would still drink that if I ever visit the US, I hope it's worth it.

This is what always baffles me

>BR
BR??
BR???

Ice cream is made with rock salt

Baskin Robbins 31 flavours

huehuehuehue

That's only used in the outer chamber of the churn for temperature purposes.

Europoors will never require an electric vehicle to ride on during their grocery shopping.

Churn chambers are a social construct. Check your cream privilege

you seriously drink a quarter kilo worth of sugar wtf
and all that fat
but why
there are easier and faster ways to kill yourself

>this is what libertardians actually believe

but no tastier way