Walmarts aint free. The pants of liberty have to be refreshed with the sharts of patriots. Barack HUSSEIN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is toilet pooper and probbaly hates value as well :DD. ADAM and eve not proper diet and moderaton ok. praise jezus.
Walmarts aint free. The pants of liberty have to be refreshed with the sharts of patriots...
dont know what to say
LEAKING BROWN RANCH IN THE AUTOMOTIVE BRANCH
NO ANAL RELENTER IN THE HOME & GARDENING CENTER
BROWN INSURGENCY IN THE PHARMACY
VERY SMELLY IN THE DELI
POP A SQUAT IN THE PARKING LOT
CONSTIPATION DEFEATOR NEAR THE WALMART GREETER
VIOLENT SHARTS NEAR THE SHOPPING CARTS
FECAL EJECTION IN THE ELECTRONICS SECTION
BROWN STAIN IN THE CHECKOUT LANE
ASS EXPLOSION NEAR THE SCENTED LOTION
BROWN MILE IN THE FROZEN AISLE
SAUSAGE NO BUN IN AISLE 1
DOODOO IN AISLE 2
ANUS IS FREE IN AISLE 3
TURD ON THE FLOOR IN AISLE 4
ASS COMES ALIVE IN AISLE 5
PICK-UP-SHITS IN AISLE 6
SPHINCTER GOES TO 11 IN AISLE 7
DEFECATE IN AISLE 8
THE WHOLE PLACE IS MINE AT AISLE 9
SMELLS LIKE A MEXICAN IN AISLE 1O
BACTERIA HEAVEN IN AISLE 11
SHIT YOURSELF IN AISLE 12
FINNISH CUISINE IN AISLE 13
PLOP IN SHOP
DEFECATE IN MARKETPLACE
VOID’EM AT THE EMPORIUM
Crap in the GAP
Number twos in Whole Foods
its trying to say hello i think
DESIGNATED
SHARTING
MARTS
DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
Shart?
I shit myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that's real
The pressure tears a hole
The old familiar stink
Try to drip it all away
But I can smell everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everything I eat turns to poo
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of mart
I will let you down
I will make you shart
>ASS COMES ALIVE IN AISLE 5
nice one
>FINNISH CUISINE IN AISLE 13
Diapers are shart-murder!
Wew that one's nice
Why is sharting an american pass time?
Because shitting on other countries and ignoring them as shitstains is what America does
Don't bully America!
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They deserve it. Canada is alright, stay away.
mfw hillary even sharts
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Sharter vote secured
Can we ever recover?
Shart for hillary
I appreciate your dedication to humor us on your own free time. I mean, this takes thought/work.
noice
American "culture"
Bump for shart
PLOP IN SHOP
EXCRETE IN BOUTIQUE
wew
Bump for more shartposting
ECLAIR FAKERY AT THE BAKERY
BROWN PANTS POUR AT THE DOOR
POO RUNS QUICKER WHEN NEAR THE LIQUOR
RUNNY FECES NEAR THE BITS AND PIECES
ASS EXPLODES AT THE LIGHT GLOBES
Poop jokes are surely the zenith of comedy.
That being said,
DESCARTES A SHART