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Captain, we seem to be approaching some primitive M-Class planet resembling ancient Earth, specifically the United Kingdom.

This is strange though sir, there seem to be no women at all and the native tribes seem to be split up and constantly fighting over various "gimmicks" and "waifus"

shall we send an away team Captain?

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anime

If you understand the sexual biology this way of life makes sense, internally we arent geared to factor things like birth control into our innate desires so when you just look at sex and reproduction the risk of pregnancy is a very small energy contribution for a man while 9 months of energy contribution and risk of life for a woman.This is the fundamental reason why women are more selective with sexual partners. There is a lot more detail to delve into but thats basically the tl;dr


also I once got a 25 killstreak as te light buckler and sword class of chivalry, block and move baby

miss housekeeping reporting in

sort of. Imagine the contented dog is Southampton uni, and Solent is the log. The triceratops represent the future.

if your posts are so stupid that it takes a genius to figure them out, are they really so stupid after all?

*wanks onto your face*

excellent post

*wanks onto your face*

Asuka.

was pretty mental when they actually found their ship a few years back

I miss Harper putting loads of money into securing the Arctic and making expeditions up there/hiring researchers to dig into our post-colonial history

dunno what to go as for halloween this year, wana do something traditonal like a skeleton or a zombie, but idk I still have my nun costume from last year so I might just use that again

...

mate I hold the record for the highest score on the test-your-strength punchbag in the Grimsby arcade. Only one that has ever threatened my title is Connor McGregor when he visited in 2014 but luckily he couldn't reach the bag

Be Donald Trump

why do Scots feel the need to type with an accent

Rei

Post pictures like this

Weren't so lucky when he tested your chin instead were you lad

because scots are devoid of all identity

How do I get a brit gf lads?

t.somali

dress up as hillary and go around calling everyone deplorable

I actually got a highscore on one of those things

got laid that night as muh punching prowess was so impressive to the vaginas

Belay that order.

Visit northern ireland, girls there are slags and really friendly to migrants

Might just say 'FUCK IT' and get a five guys for lunch tomorrow haha

Why are French people so fucking gay

(Do NOT tell them I said this)

Unironically doing this for my SU's Halloween party wahey

>t. two pump chump

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not gunna do either of these because they won't land or be that funny

Plus im not ruining a perfectly good suit/pantsuit just to go as a politician

Always wanted to do a good dress up for Halloween but never bother making the effort

I wore blue jeans and a white tee and sunglasses last year and said k was Maverick from top gun, probably the most effort I've ever made

Not what youre after but itll have to do

north east is shite desu

i dont eat greggs either its pointless being here

here bud

I haven't visited the new one in town yet, is it any good lad?

Ask a friend and buddy up

My gf and I were Cecil the Lion and the Dentist last year, we got loads of laughs

>hame

Just went on Virgin Media's site. Is this Speed Upgrade they're offering legit or are they looking to screw me over in some other way lads?

>halloween

FOY

if I went back in time to the jurassic era and a T-Rex started giving it the big 'I am' I reckon it would take all of 12 seconds for me to lose my rag and make the cunt extinct

No meteors, nothing, just my fists. I would turn the cunt to oil in 1 punch - no qualms

Of course this would drastically chance the field of archaeology as we know it today, all they'd have to analyse is jaw bone dust and caved in skulls with dents in the shape of my knuckles

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Got a good idea for a post(s) to get some (You)s but I can't do it until November.

I hope you guys will like what I have in stack for you :)

why would you say this

I almost always do low effort but somehow always make it look good, last year was the first time I bought a costume since being a lil kiddie, otherwise I just borrow bits and bobs from people and stuff I have, Year before last I used my lab coat, smeared it in blood and myself too, along with painting my face all pale with black sunken eyes, That was a great and super cheap costume.

Halloween is irish knobhead

yeah I rate it, but it's like £14 for a meal lmao

Would get Honest Burger over Five Guys tbqh but there isn't one near my work and it's more of a sit down vibe which isn't good on your own haha.

its actually mad that brits are so america centric that they now celebrste halloween

shut up fanny

Whereabouts are you? Newcastle and Sheffield are based, but Sunderland, Boro and the rest of Yorkshire can do one

Terrible banter mate you can do better than that

Need a Yorkshire pudding/roast potato based line

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normies are at it again dudes

>No typin wae an accent

Yer nahin buh a wae poof laddie jajajajajajajaja

What are their names lad haha

even if it was a yank tradition I woudln't care because its based

honestly wish we had more dress-up holidays and I'm not even a fag

>£14 for a meal
wew

>youtube video of a politican's speeches edited together to make them say kooky things or sing songs

who the FUCK finds these entertaining?

>scottish """people"""

>fanny

who /killsthreads/ here?
Everytime I comment in threads nobody replies anymore and the thread dies

I can do a belfast or londonderry accent pretty good now but southern ire is so hard to me

should be no-strings in my experience; it didnt extend/renew my contract when i got it in my student house last year. you can bet theyll try rise the price in 3 or 4 months though, but thats regardless of taking the upgrade.

everybody stop replying now

Is there a lad more ultimate than james purefoy

kisskiss

>put effort into post
>gets glossed over by a get or some other banal form of shitposting

thats when i stopped giving a fuck and gave in to the shit posting

i only make serious posts on other, slower boards

...

Yeah that's what I was worried about, a random price upgrade in the future on the basis of the upgrade, but I suppose you're right in that they'd do it anyway

Thanks senpai, think I'll just do it

yeah its disheartening
I only give serious replies if I'm in a discussion with someone

like 90% of the non-general threads I post in do this

its fucking shit

Shitting out a poo

>everyone has a cool accent
>I have some horrible cockney-estuary hybrid

fil like ending mysewf

Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

I wish I lived somewhere properly Catholic so we could have Carnival

>tfw reading Count of Monte Cristo where they visit the Carnival in Rome

sounds incredible, I've also been to the Brazilian and Quebec city ones and both were great.


fucking proddies ruin everything, no more masquerades and cheeky fun in disguise.

instead Proddies co-opted it and replaced it with gaudy gay pride parades.

are you one of the vocaroo lads?

lads hillary called the entire country implicitly racist

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an old mate of mine once fucked a massive lass

im talking like 20+ stone easily mate

id prob say 25

he cant remember so much but he had a condom still on and his hands stunk of fish

she was already up in his flat making a bacon sarine the fat cunt haha

that was pretty mental tbf

>jury vote

do they pick random people from around the country or just random people from the local area?

quoth the raven: doing a poo

1, 2

Me myself and I, reflecting evermore, getting high, your a ponce

What did you think of my African American freestyle hip slam poetry? I primarily used it so dismantle the arguments of white supremacists over the Internet!

HILLARRYYYYY SLAYYYYY

yeah I'd go to rome carnival, pronounce it all Mediterranean-like too cAr-knee-vAl

Err nah

about to take the daily shite fyi

why are proddies so stiff and boring, no wonder you're all atheists.

Local registered voters

lads will humans evolve to have 3 boobs?

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>why are proddies so stiff and boring
fun is sinful, papist scum

youtu.be/-4IletJ7-Tw

no

humans are designed to have things in twos, not threes

I fucked a fat bird once when I was a student. It was the day before GTA 5 got released I remember, because I bought the game that next day to deflect from the crushing amount of banter I received. It was brutal

hmm so a jihadi getting sentenced in birmingham would get let off free?

Bullying trannies on the internet lads.

tfw your young cousin grows up hot

would tongue punch her poopbox

youtube.com/watch?v=_-GymvRTDk4

Yeah one for my mouth to suckle on and two to shove my big mick dick in between

A glorious future awaits

bullying their bumholes?

W-w-w-what in tarnation is t-t-this shit?!

>Jackson Millarker, 8, will play a transgender boy named Tom in episode
>EIGHT YEARS OLD

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3810029/Modern-Family-cast-openly-transgender-child-actor.html

*cucks you in*

I dunno lad
those black churches in America have all the singing and stuff
makes mass look kinda dead in comparison

then why do we have one willy

No. Bullying their fragile minds.

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Why would God invent fun if he didn't want us to have it?

but cultural marxism is a crazy conspiracy and the jews don't run all the media x

>he watches asmr

haha fucking hell mate

good game though tbf

Cause lil dick white boys like you ain't got no rhythm or flow like a brotha! Nigerian power!

as a test of course

cuz in the olden days one of the main reasons for Protestantism was that Catholicism was seen as excessive with the big hats and golden shit

Would hate mass to be like black church.

anger
he stands towering in shiny metallic purple armour

It's a possibility rorke.

tbf it did somewhat distract them from slaughtering me, so mission success

>Catholic Heaven has Jesus
Very telling. Repent and change your ways, prods.

I left my wallet in el segundo

but black church has a lot more booty going around, unless you go to spanish mass ;)

comments are based

40 year old mild rorkes speaking their mind

>rorke
literally not an insult

all that singing and jovial attitude would make me uncomfortable
I like how somber Mass is, especially Latin mass when you can barely understand anything.

That mutant actually looks vile

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>booty
Fuck off nigger.

I gatta get it i gots gots to get it

You got a problem with a brotha you pasty ass lil dick cracka bitch?

Why the fuck won't the DLNA server play the fucking tracks by number?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rorke for days

Wow lads

Look at how E. D. G. Y. this guy is

Wew

Don't cut yourself little boy

Swear to fuck I'm going to come down over the border and kick your fucking head in for shitposts like these.

on the bus

FON

>>EIGHT YEARS OLD
wew
I didn't even think about sexual shit when I was that age, and I played with beanie babies/stuffed animals too, imagine if I was that age today the government would have already started on the hormone injections.

Fuck you talking bout peckerwood? I'm as black as a boot and proud! Whatchu' got a problem wiv dat pigskin? Don't make me beat your weak ass boy!

more like a badge of honour tbqh

question for the yanks:

say I just walk into black church during mass while "dey wilin out an shiet" (singing) how will the black folk react

will they accept me as a fellow worshipper or will they "cuss me out" call me a cracker and make me leave?

why is she so skinny?

Right, post your address. Coming down right fucking now to kick your head in.

they don't give a shit

join in and have a laugh

Haha lads, the ex gf said she would text me after we had a turbulent phonecall, she never did. She ignored this too.

they'll accept you. they're incredibly welcoming at those types of things

Dylann Roof said he almost didnt massacre the blacks in the church he visited because they were all being so nice to him

Howth pier

Shit you don't scare me peckerwood I'm in yo mommas bed right now giving her this nigga dick and if you come in here I'll slap you and yo muthafuckin daddy round! Dis my house bitch ass cracka! Know your place, baka...

this
the people who say it are probably the types that apologise for brexit

Right lads, gonna come down and neck the both of ye for these posts.

These days, as soon as a boy plays with a fucking doll, his parents lop his bollocks off and dress him up in Laura Ashley frocks.

I welcome the day we become an Islamic caliphate. They Muslims don't put up with this shit.

FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF CIS SCUM

Source?

Frenchwomen will always belong to British men

cucked

kek

>They Muslims don't put up with this shit.
actually in iran gay guys are given the option of either forcibly becoming a woman or execution

ok cool gunna go to black church when I visit USA

not even religious

muh protestant work ethic

That Andre ice cold verse on blonde lads

Hahah bitch ass peckerwood, you ain't pleasin dat bitch wiv yo lil muthafuckin cracka pecker. Let me fuck that white pig you gay pigskin bitch! I'll show that hoe some real nigga dick, not yo lil burnt sausage..

S m h cracka bitch

I thought it was funny that even the white nationalist leader in his area condemned him because all he killed was old grannies and shit

>CIS
mental to think this is now a common phrase when two years ago it was unheardof off the internet.

it has fuckall to do with biology anyways, just like Gender (which is also unscientific wank from the 60s)

yeah and iranians are the soft shites of the muslim world

kfor.com/2015/06/19/dylann-roof-says-he-almost-backed-out-because-everyone-at-church-was-so-nice/

>baby talk to me
>im in bed now
>*immediately reply*
>doesn't come online again

fucking cunt

reckon if some mad scientist cloned dinosaurs I could heem the fucking lot of them

>i want to wageslave more please!

I've worked in Korea, well over half that time is spent sitting on their arse waiting for a boss to okay a decision.

Least productive people in the world, they'd rather spent an extra 2 hours sitting in the office just to give the impression they work hard, even if they're not doing anything.

The worst thing about this copypasta is that somebody originally wrote it

Captain Morgan and I are spending the night together x

Remember watching Totally Spies as a kid in secret because I thought people might think I'm gay

I don't want to be a girl but I did turn out to be bent haha

That lil bitch taking my nigga dick while I shitpost right now cumskin pig!

lads, where can I find those online escort diaries detailing sessions with clients? always loved reading them when they were posted on /brit/

cute :3

Yeah, homosexual adults. Not parents coercing their kids to be trans as soon as they play with a fucking Barbie.

Old black people are literally the only civilised ones as well

nordic countries are just so smug
they all bang on about that

Stopping by McDonald's lads

Want anything?

*societal pressure washes over you to refuse*

Copypasta? You stupid ass cumskin muhfucka s m h ain't no copypasta here I'm a real nigga you lil frail weak ass cracka go rub yo lil burnt sausage while I deliver some nigga dick to your momma, yo sista and your bitch! Cumskin bitch

BLACK POWER

link

andre #1 but aint listened to new music in years

omg I was watching the chase before almost flipped my fucking lid

the question was "how long before going extinct did dinosaurs occupy earth"

a) 800,000 years
b) 10 million years
c) 170 million years

the stupid fucking pleb twat cunt runt dickhead selected 800,000 and said "ooh I didnt think there were even arooond that long to be honest"

cmon you stupid cunt

Not just a Korean thing, the Japs do it too.

>finish work at 5pm
>stare at computer doing nothing until midnight
>fall asleep at desk deliberately to impress boss
>this actually works

I watched that too
but I just wanked to it honestly
same with Kim Possible

gemme a whopper lad

Is that a pun on Shi'ite

Any you cracka ass bitches wanna stand and bang with a real MUTHAFUCKIN ZULU? I ain't think so bitch ass cumskins

My dick big, my hair nappy, I'm swift like a Zulu AND ill BEATS yo ass peckerwood!

Jesus fucking Christ

kek
true

an unintentional one perhaps
nice spot tho

THICC

Funny when Yank wogs think they're Zulus and Nubians n shiiiieet when they're all from west Africa

Haha alri lad

*walks out the door and comes back without anything for you*

Gimme yo address bitch ass pigskin this island belong to us Zulu warriors! Fuck yo bitch ass white ass I be fucking white women erry day pigskin!

>ZULU
square up then cunt lets go

Any homos here?

Can you appreciate female beauty in a sexual way?

Any girls you'd go straight for?

Worth resharing.

New Worlders may lack culture and history, but at least our appliances and large apartment buildings are new and modern, while the UK has old and crumbly interiors

Go walk into a building in the US or Australia and youll see marble, newly renovated interiors, and modern plumbing as well as other appliances

Walk into a flat in the UK and you feel like you stepped back in time 40 years. Rusted pipes, outdated appliances, poor insulation, old and cracked windows as well as the the trim around the windows.

If new world means we actually look like a country with modern appliances and architechture, I'll take that over living a country that looks like I traveled back in time.

Pic related, average british kitchen. This is when brits will spout things like, "yeah but that kitchen has character, or is comfy'

Don't be fooled by these words, they are just replacement words for old as shit

Are some ASMR videos meant to be soft core porn or is that an unattended effect?

examples
youtube.com/watch?v=ENjFHcpJ-sY
youtube.com/watch?v=jMCXPW2lRPs

Just sent a boat full of Muslims to the UK haha wahey enjoy lads

Put down yo muhfuckin gun so we can fight like men! I beat yo ass 1v1 peckerwood bitch! When I'm done imma fuck yo momma and she gun raise my seed bitch ass whitey

must be shit being homo
females are the good looking gender
men are all hairy and shit

>go to type sorry on phone
>always comes up as "Surrey"

Cellular device literally asking to be heemed

thing is that kitchen looks really nice
can just picture someones nan whipping up a delicious pie in that place

You gun take this BBC long dick style wether you like it or not pigskin cracka BITCH!

>actually saying sorry

Alri gayboy

stop

I got a 10 day ban for typing like this on /brit/ once

>saying sorry

bender
pansy little bumder

MUUH NARROW URETHRUH

Me doing a nice rest on a chair.

Khoisan are literally not black

you posted this gimmick this morning

>tfw I was one of the three madmen who turned up to this
AMA

Fuck off Pierre

what's it like being a white nationalist symbol?

Whatchu gon do peckerwood!

Shieeet dat muhfuckin janitorial nigga be trying to keep us down! Stay strong my brotha and don't fear no cumskin! Keep talking our momma tongue ebonics! And don't show no respect to no racist ass peckerwood!

One love my nigga

Do brits really not have garbage disposals in their sinks? Jesus

Hey guys, I know we had our ups and downs, but my friend is trying to launch his musical career and I would really appreciate if you could give him a view, like or sub youtube.com/watch?v=Gg3ngXFmKJ0
If you like it please recommend to your mates. The name of the artist is Ra. He's the next big thing in the cloud rap game tbqh.

we don't have sinks in kitchens

only bathrooms

would be disgusting having all that garbage in your sink

also doens't all that end up in the water supply?

I am not Pepe I am the Easter Frog delivering memes to the children on Easter Sunday.

Do not reply to the paki rapist.

what kind of animal throws rubbish down the sink?

White people cloud rap is so dead mate

Monster munch 2 b h famalam

Got this new McTasters from mcdicks

Mexican one is trash

Thai one is pretty good

Shut yo bitch ass arab mouth up nigga you ain't no real nigga from the African continent! Algerian women love dis BBC so does your momma bitch ass Arab nigga, you muhfuckas one shade darker than a cumskin fuck yo weak ass frail ass mofo S M H

He is bulgarian

imagine being so lazy you just throw rubbish down your sink
how disgusting

>Oh wow!
>I'm in heaven. Very well dressed, handsome for his age, about 55, turned up with flowers, champagne and strawberries.
>Sat and chatted for 45 mins, sipping champagne, (thank god I have some nice glasses!) did the business for about 20 mins and then sat chatting some more.
2 hr booking flew by. It was the best booking I've ever had.
>Think I'm a little bit in love! Haha x

Calm down, Padraig.

Fucking howling. It really is like going back in time to your country

Just found out brits use electric clothes airers too hahahhahahahahah

A cuban kitchen probably looks the same as a british one

the bf

>nearly 20 posts in this thread
>only one (You)
jdimsa

Who tha fuck dis big eared bitch ass cumskin? He yo daddy nigga?

>arab
stop reading after this. I'm berber.

Hey... dude. Calm down.

REALLY want to have an intimate but non-sexual moment with Sufjan Stevens desu :S

Rock the casbah

No difference whatsoever

Deep down you know it

>electric clothes airers

don't even know what that is

im gunnna post all the songs am listening to

staring nnnnnnnnnnnnow

youtube.com/watch?v=MaYa1bSCg_A

lock the taskbar

Shut yo pigskin ass up bitch ass weak muthafucka you frail as fuck my nigga you one step away from a peckerwood aintchu bitch? I fuck yo momma with dis big Zulu dick nigga!

Wtf is an electric clothes airer

Mines just a bit of metal in a funny foldable shape that I hang things on

Algerians are the Mexicans of France, didn't you know?

the McDonalds JrChiken patty is good, only thing I get there honestly
with the Thai sauce its great.

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You're bender?


Hahahaha, oi, Deano

D-D-DEANO

oi Deano this lad says he's a bender hahahaha fuck me mate

*finishes off pint*

Quality material mate haha, I'm off anyway got a meeting at the dealership early tomorrow, laters bender aha, only messing mate it's just banter mate honestly don't get hearty fucking hell

What? You're fucking starting? Mate it was a JOKE

IT WAS A JOKE

alright fuck this, hold my Zara coat Deano

*fucking lamps you one*

Oi Dean we best be off mate

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Shieeeet I be laffin when a cumskin tryna listen to some real nigga shit

Stick to yo country songs and suckin on yo mommas titties racist bitch! John Wayne muhfuckas

Stop replying to it.

>Let me tell you about your people
All the difference in the world. Different culture, language, food, clothes, tattoos
I'm never participating in this parody of a general again until the cucknadian leaves or apologizes.

tfw mate who didn't get laid throughout the first 2 years of uni at all is doing a year abroad in yankland and is drowning in yank pussy

well jell desu

posting things like "stop replying to it" is still giving him attention

Who /shite handwriting/ here

It literally the same now as when I was a kid

doing a cheeky 8 hour nap

:/

youtube.com/watch?v=RgLFKWy04eE

dis bassline tho

>Brits literally use this to dry their clothes

I'm seriously cracking up. Why the fuck are your appliances so old and shitty? Do you hand wash all of your clothing as well? Is it because the government is so harsh on conserving energy?

Seriously the plumbing and electrical appliances in Europe are fucking ghastly

These people are all so primitive

The waistband and tattoos are disgusting. Bongmongs only go for slags.

good. fuck off abdul.

Doing a dance to this is it by Dannii Minogue x

Ayy you bitch ass cumskins think you hard hitting some weak ass Algerian manlet? Shiieeeet I'm a real Zulu warrior and I'll take both you frail ass peckerwoods at once! When I'm done yo momma can choke down on this nigga dick, she love dat BBC durty ass hoe

It's the accent la, when I went to Canada qt girls would literally interrupt me when I was talking to my friends just so they could speak to an English person. It's ridiculous, but you gotta exploit it desu.

my handwriting used to be really neat and then my cunt of a teacher told me to stop writing so small because she was a blind bat and now it's really shit

still hate her for that

>wasting electricity for no reason

almost like you are totally uneducated in matters of climate science

what am I reading

Dude shut up, you're arab

Does anyone have experience with RStudio? Have to use it for some econometrics but it's fucking impossible to understand, got any good resources?

we use a drier to dry clothes. it's like a washing machine but it dries stuff

Not me. I don't speak baby english. Original attached. Regards.

Absolute beleaguerment of a post

>Everyone at work wanted to keep in touch. >Haven't spoken to them in at least a month.
>Now too anxious to do anything about it and go to a birthday party for a qt in a few weeks

End my life.

gotta get me some of this at some point haha

Going to fucking garrotte this filthy little darkie in a minute

>canadian education

anything west of egypt isn't arabic

k

woo

what is this yank on about with his kitchen appliances

i think i detect a big whitegoods shill

No you use the rack like I just posted

Use ovens like these as well.

Really makes you think.

You a cumskin and a dogfucka hahaha nigga yo girl can take this nigga dick nasty ass hoe

youtube.com/watch?v=mFT8KCqhnyw

sometimes I feel alienated...

he has does a small point

you guys call coffee makers tea kettles

You're reading Alan admitting to letting his dog smash his back passage.

You've probably never been to the New World. Once you live in the New World long enough, and walk into some homes in Europe you are fucking shocked by the state of things

All of your buildings are old and crumbly, and the appliances are as well. Seriously feels like you traveled back in time.

People with gardens will put their stuff on a line in the garden mate

Why not dry your stuff off naturally? Some clothes can't be put in a dryer or it'll shrink them

It's embarrassing 2bh

Makes me proud to be British desu

ok m8 that drier in my utility room must be a figment of my imagination XD. although yes a few of these old style ovens exist here but the vast majority are like this

if it isn't broke don't fix it?

So lads now that alls said and done, did you enjoy my ebonics gimmick?

nice sentence lmao

desu It literally doesnt matter what bad shit he did because if we never had winston all our grandads might have been killed and we would never be here

he is a legend and a hero, soft shites like pic related are completely unable of seeing the bigger picture

range ovens are highly sought after lad

>that special stool for the kettle
what

Why are you wasting your time arguing with him? He's just a sniveling weasel. Some bong probably hurt his feelings and now he's just exacting his revenge.

>STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY Cred Forums FRIENDS

kys

The British never improved any country in where they had to cooperate or dominate the native population in the old world

Unironically wish we could banish all Britain-hating wogs and lefties from this sceptred isle

i'm tired

I literally did research on voting theory where this one paper I was interested in that was written in the 2000s had a program written in APL.
Fuck mathematical economists

me on the far right

youtube.com/watch?v=3WDRxtd-2dQ

space autism music

What?

Actually laughing about this mong's appliance posting. Does the stuff really all look this old or is he just memeing?

me slightly further to the right

Japs were responsible for that famine desu

>when you're waiting for her to reply to your texts and then she does but you have to wait some more to reply or it seems like you've been sitting around waiting for her to reply and you'll seem desperate and she'll know you really like her

This lad is an absolute nutcase, literally another supremegentleman serial killer waiting to happen. Listen to his podcast, it's very worrying to listen to.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q70ScHP6-sw

how can you possibly think this, like what you just said is straight up bollocks

child sacrifice and all sorts of savagery was rampant in india before we arrived

Failed my econometrics class because of R

Fuck that program

was gonna go take a picture of my oven and post it for the yank

instead I decided that I will NOT give him the satisfaction

Not well in the head.

still wearing his dads suits I see

Appliances in britland usually never contain english on them because appliance companies sell all around Europe, so instead of putting a language, they'll put odd symbols on them

Glad I could open some eyes to the archaic appliances still in use in the UK. I thought only the former communist countries looked like this, but its all of europe.

MUH history means "my crumbling old shitty appliances, architecture, and plumbing that cannot be rebuilt"

he posts in these threads

Yeah he's a fucking kook

the first one is probably more what you're looking for but the second is easily the best DM album of the 90s
youtube.com/watch?v=LA1sA5MD8J0

youtube.com/watch?v=uGg11znHPA8

odd symbols?

you mean numbers?

>Most brit houses dont have central air

ahahahahahahahahah. It never gets that hot where I live, yet every house still has central air

Should've respected their culture lad even if it appeared barbaric

did someone british hurt you lad?

it's okay
we're here to talk if you need

I know, he's a creepy fuck and it pisses me off.

>doesnt mention the shortage of shipping for the war effort
>Blames it solely on Churchill and not India's colonial government for shitty record keeping

Ah yes

>tfw trying to become one

I can't even import a dataset i've been given, it won't recognise the directory i put in. Gonna try it on the uni computers and hope it works better there

I keep having a recurring dream where Emily Maitlis, dressed only in lacy black stockings, suspenders and an open shelf brassiere is riding my throbbing dick and slapping my face.

americans do have the lowest numeracy rates in the developed world

you can't blame him for not understanding those confusing symbols

>central air
Sounds a bit communist

cheeky new

youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA
something a bit lighter

What's the point of having it then? There isn't a culture of having central air here because it's only hot for about 14 days per year.

REALLY makes you think

ah yes the so-called "symbols" formerly know as latin characters

Sport is the only MAN WASH setting

sorta lad I'd be giving chinese burns to in year 8 but would be playing cs source with come lower sixth

youtube.com/watch?v=i5NYMZUYcks