Captain, we seem to be approaching some primitive M-Class planet resembling ancient Earth, specifically the United Kingdom.
This is strange though sir, there seem to be no women at all and the native tribes seem to be split up and constantly fighting over various "gimmicks" and "waifus"
If you understand the sexual biology this way of life makes sense, internally we arent geared to factor things like birth control into our innate desires so when you just look at sex and reproduction the risk of pregnancy is a very small energy contribution for a man while 9 months of energy contribution and risk of life for a woman.This is the fundamental reason why women are more selective with sexual partners. There is a lot more detail to delve into but thats basically the tl;dr
also I once got a 25 killstreak as te light buckler and sword class of chivalry, block and move baby
Alexander Williams
miss housekeeping reporting in
Jayden White
sort of. Imagine the contented dog is Southampton uni, and Solent is the log. The triceratops represent the future.
Daniel Lewis
if your posts are so stupid that it takes a genius to figure them out, are they really so stupid after all?
Daniel Parker
*wanks onto your face*
Jeremiah Roberts
excellent post
Jose Davis
*wanks onto your face*
Cooper Smith
Asuka.
Justin Young
was pretty mental when they actually found their ship a few years back
I miss Harper putting loads of money into securing the Arctic and making expeditions up there/hiring researchers to dig into our post-colonial history
Nathaniel Rivera
dunno what to go as for halloween this year, wana do something traditonal like a skeleton or a zombie, but idk I still have my nun costume from last year so I might just use that again
Joseph Ross
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Charles Diaz
mate I hold the record for the highest score on the test-your-strength punchbag in the Grimsby arcade. Only one that has ever threatened my title is Connor McGregor when he visited in 2014 but luckily he couldn't reach the bag
Elijah Evans
Be Donald Trump
Andrew White
why do Scots feel the need to type with an accent
Charles Thomas
Rei
Aiden Adams
Post pictures like this
Justin Stewart
Weren't so lucky when he tested your chin instead were you lad
Joseph Evans
because scots are devoid of all identity
Joshua Garcia
How do I get a brit gf lads?
t.somali
Levi Stewart
dress up as hillary and go around calling everyone deplorable
Landon Howard
I actually got a highscore on one of those things
got laid that night as muh punching prowess was so impressive to the vaginas
Charles Rivera
Belay that order.
Dylan Peterson
Visit northern ireland, girls there are slags and really friendly to migrants
Carson Morgan
Might just say 'FUCK IT' and get a five guys for lunch tomorrow haha
Ryan Cruz
Why are French people so fucking gay
(Do NOT tell them I said this)
Wyatt Peterson
Unironically doing this for my SU's Halloween party wahey
Zachary Anderson
>t. two pump chump
Connor Perry
...
Ethan Cruz
not gunna do either of these because they won't land or be that funny
Plus im not ruining a perfectly good suit/pantsuit just to go as a politician
David Perez
Always wanted to do a good dress up for Halloween but never bother making the effort
I wore blue jeans and a white tee and sunglasses last year and said k was Maverick from top gun, probably the most effort I've ever made
Landon Perry
Not what youre after but itll have to do
Isaiah Torres
north east is shite desu
i dont eat greggs either its pointless being here
Carter Davis
here bud
Liam Taylor
I haven't visited the new one in town yet, is it any good lad?
Leo Cooper
Ask a friend and buddy up
My gf and I were Cecil the Lion and the Dentist last year, we got loads of laughs
Andrew Lee
>hame
Mason Richardson
Just went on Virgin Media's site. Is this Speed Upgrade they're offering legit or are they looking to screw me over in some other way lads?
Elijah Wilson
>halloween
FOY
Evan Adams
if I went back in time to the jurassic era and a T-Rex started giving it the big 'I am' I reckon it would take all of 12 seconds for me to lose my rag and make the cunt extinct
No meteors, nothing, just my fists. I would turn the cunt to oil in 1 punch - no qualms
Of course this would drastically chance the field of archaeology as we know it today, all they'd have to analyse is jaw bone dust and caved in skulls with dents in the shape of my knuckles
Nicholas Brooks
...
Christian Cook
Got a good idea for a post(s) to get some (You)s but I can't do it until November.
I hope you guys will like what I have in stack for you :)
Levi Thomas
why would you say this
I almost always do low effort but somehow always make it look good, last year was the first time I bought a costume since being a lil kiddie, otherwise I just borrow bits and bobs from people and stuff I have, Year before last I used my lab coat, smeared it in blood and myself too, along with painting my face all pale with black sunken eyes, That was a great and super cheap costume.
Ethan Clark
Halloween is irish knobhead
Colton Johnson
yeah I rate it, but it's like £14 for a meal lmao
Would get Honest Burger over Five Guys tbqh but there isn't one near my work and it's more of a sit down vibe which isn't good on your own haha.
Parker Cox
its actually mad that brits are so america centric that they now celebrste halloween
Levi Reed
shut up fanny
Luke Bell
Whereabouts are you? Newcastle and Sheffield are based, but Sunderland, Boro and the rest of Yorkshire can do one
Liam Peterson
Terrible banter mate you can do better than that
Ryan White
Need a Yorkshire pudding/roast potato based line
Evan Davis
...
Tyler Russell
normies are at it again dudes
Cameron Robinson
>No typin wae an accent
Yer nahin buh a wae poof laddie jajajajajajajaja
Aiden Rivera
What are their names lad haha
Brody Stewart
even if it was a yank tradition I woudln't care because its based
honestly wish we had more dress-up holidays and I'm not even a fag
Logan Mitchell
>£14 for a meal wew
Zachary Gutierrez
>youtube video of a politican's speeches edited together to make them say kooky things or sing songs
who the FUCK finds these entertaining?
John Price
>scottish """people"""
Camden Gutierrez
>fanny
Lucas Lewis
who /killsthreads/ here? Everytime I comment in threads nobody replies anymore and the thread dies
Cooper Ortiz
I can do a belfast or londonderry accent pretty good now but southern ire is so hard to me
Nolan Foster
should be no-strings in my experience; it didnt extend/renew my contract when i got it in my student house last year. you can bet theyll try rise the price in 3 or 4 months though, but thats regardless of taking the upgrade.
Cooper Gonzalez
everybody stop replying now
Hunter Richardson
Is there a lad more ultimate than james purefoy
Dylan Smith
kisskiss
Grayson Cook
>put effort into post >gets glossed over by a get or some other banal form of shitposting
thats when i stopped giving a fuck and gave in to the shit posting
i only make serious posts on other, slower boards
Dominic Thompson
...
Isaac Gutierrez
Yeah that's what I was worried about, a random price upgrade in the future on the basis of the upgrade, but I suppose you're right in that they'd do it anyway
Thanks senpai, think I'll just do it
Matthew Morgan
yeah its disheartening I only give serious replies if I'm in a discussion with someone
Mason Jackson
like 90% of the non-general threads I post in do this
its fucking shit
Carter Brooks
Shitting out a poo
Evan Hughes
>everyone has a cool accent >I have some horrible cockney-estuary hybrid
fil like ending mysewf
Sebastian Young
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
Elijah Rogers
I wish I lived somewhere properly Catholic so we could have Carnival
>tfw reading Count of Monte Cristo where they visit the Carnival in Rome
sounds incredible, I've also been to the Brazilian and Quebec city ones and both were great.
fucking proddies ruin everything, no more masquerades and cheeky fun in disguise.
instead Proddies co-opted it and replaced it with gaudy gay pride parades.
Andrew Russell
are you one of the vocaroo lads?
Levi Roberts
lads hillary called the entire country implicitly racist
Eli Torres
...
Anthony Brown
an old mate of mine once fucked a massive lass
im talking like 20+ stone easily mate
id prob say 25
he cant remember so much but he had a condom still on and his hands stunk of fish
she was already up in his flat making a bacon sarine the fat cunt haha
that was pretty mental tbf
Luke Robinson
>jury vote
do they pick random people from around the country or just random people from the local area?
John Roberts
quoth the raven: doing a poo
Wyatt Robinson
1, 2
Dominic Hall
Me myself and I, reflecting evermore, getting high, your a ponce
What did you think of my African American freestyle hip slam poetry? I primarily used it so dismantle the arguments of white supremacists over the Internet!
HILLARRYYYYY SLAYYYYY
Henry Phillips
yeah I'd go to rome carnival, pronounce it all Mediterranean-like too cAr-knee-vAl
Carter Cruz
Err nah
Jonathan Cook
about to take the daily shite fyi
Mason Flores
why are proddies so stiff and boring, no wonder you're all atheists.
Evan Wright
Local registered voters
James Lewis
lads will humans evolve to have 3 boobs?
Jason Morris
...
Oliver Morris
>why are proddies so stiff and boring fun is sinful, papist scum
humans are designed to have things in twos, not threes
Cooper Hughes
I fucked a fat bird once when I was a student. It was the day before GTA 5 got released I remember, because I bought the game that next day to deflect from the crushing amount of banter I received. It was brutal
Chase Jackson
hmm so a jihadi getting sentenced in birmingham would get let off free?
I dunno lad those black churches in America have all the singing and stuff makes mass look kinda dead in comparison
Thomas Walker
then why do we have one willy
Easton Bennett
No. Bullying their fragile minds.
Caleb Long
...
Blake Thomas
Why would God invent fun if he didn't want us to have it?
Gabriel Richardson
but cultural marxism is a crazy conspiracy and the jews don't run all the media x
Jason Baker
>he watches asmr
Anthony Thompson
haha fucking hell mate
good game though tbf
Jack Morris
Cause lil dick white boys like you ain't got no rhythm or flow like a brotha! Nigerian power!
Dominic Young
as a test of course
Landon Johnson
cuz in the olden days one of the main reasons for Protestantism was that Catholicism was seen as excessive with the big hats and golden shit
Julian Wilson
Would hate mass to be like black church.
Noah Bennett
anger he stands towering in shiny metallic purple armour
Mason Mitchell
It's a possibility rorke.
Kevin Gray
tbf it did somewhat distract them from slaughtering me, so mission success
Daniel Robinson
>Catholic Heaven has Jesus Very telling. Repent and change your ways, prods.
Andrew Lee
I left my wallet in el segundo
Jaxson Evans
but black church has a lot more booty going around, unless you go to spanish mass ;)
Brandon Nelson
comments are based
40 year old mild rorkes speaking their mind
Wyatt Perez
>rorke literally not an insult
Ryan Collins
all that singing and jovial attitude would make me uncomfortable I like how somber Mass is, especially Latin mass when you can barely understand anything.
Aaron Martin
That mutant actually looks vile
Jack Phillips
...
Juan Rodriguez
>booty Fuck off nigger.
Nathaniel Green
I gatta get it i gots gots to get it
Jose Smith
You got a problem with a brotha you pasty ass lil dick cracka bitch?
Gavin Campbell
Why the fuck won't the DLNA server play the fucking tracks by number?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lucas Thomas
rorke for days
Gabriel Ward
Wow lads
Look at how E. D. G. Y. this guy is
Wew
Don't cut yourself little boy
Asher Jackson
Swear to fuck I'm going to come down over the border and kick your fucking head in for shitposts like these.
Ayden James
on the bus
Ryan Cook
FON
Wyatt Wright
>>EIGHT YEARS OLD wew I didn't even think about sexual shit when I was that age, and I played with beanie babies/stuffed animals too, imagine if I was that age today the government would have already started on the hormone injections.
William Ward
Fuck you talking bout peckerwood? I'm as black as a boot and proud! Whatchu' got a problem wiv dat pigskin? Don't make me beat your weak ass boy!
Brayden Bennett
more like a badge of honour tbqh
Nathaniel Perez
question for the yanks:
say I just walk into black church during mass while "dey wilin out an shiet" (singing) how will the black folk react
will they accept me as a fellow worshipper or will they "cuss me out" call me a cracker and make me leave?
Aiden Brown
why is she so skinny?
Leo Parker
Right, post your address. Coming down right fucking now to kick your head in.
Kayden Turner
they don't give a shit
join in and have a laugh
Wyatt Scott
Haha lads, the ex gf said she would text me after we had a turbulent phonecall, she never did. She ignored this too.
Jaxson Garcia
they'll accept you. they're incredibly welcoming at those types of things
Dylann Roof said he almost didnt massacre the blacks in the church he visited because they were all being so nice to him
Adrian Reyes
Howth pier
Bentley James
Shit you don't scare me peckerwood I'm in yo mommas bed right now giving her this nigga dick and if you come in here I'll slap you and yo muthafuckin daddy round! Dis my house bitch ass cracka! Know your place, baka...
Lucas Jones
this the people who say it are probably the types that apologise for brexit
Carson Martin
Right lads, gonna come down and neck the both of ye for these posts.
Samuel Hill
These days, as soon as a boy plays with a fucking doll, his parents lop his bollocks off and dress him up in Laura Ashley frocks.
I welcome the day we become an Islamic caliphate. They Muslims don't put up with this shit.
Juan Rodriguez
FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF CIS SCUM
Jose Ortiz
Source?
Nathan Cook
Frenchwomen will always belong to British men
Grayson Rogers
cucked
Joseph Jenkins
kek
John Rogers
>They Muslims don't put up with this shit. actually in iran gay guys are given the option of either forcibly becoming a woman or execution
Dylan Torres
ok cool gunna go to black church when I visit USA
not even religious
Ethan Bell
muh protestant work ethic
Joseph Reyes
That Andre ice cold verse on blonde lads
Noah Brooks
Hahah bitch ass peckerwood, you ain't pleasin dat bitch wiv yo lil muthafuckin cracka pecker. Let me fuck that white pig you gay pigskin bitch! I'll show that hoe some real nigga dick, not yo lil burnt sausage..
S m h cracka bitch
Luis Adams
I thought it was funny that even the white nationalist leader in his area condemned him because all he killed was old grannies and shit
Daniel Jenkins
>CIS mental to think this is now a common phrase when two years ago it was unheardof off the internet.
it has fuckall to do with biology anyways, just like Gender (which is also unscientific wank from the 60s)
Logan Roberts
yeah and iranians are the soft shites of the muslim world
>baby talk to me >im in bed now >*immediately reply* >doesn't come online again
fucking cunt
Oliver Harris
reckon if some mad scientist cloned dinosaurs I could heem the fucking lot of them
James Martinez
>i want to wageslave more please!
Cameron Williams
I've worked in Korea, well over half that time is spent sitting on their arse waiting for a boss to okay a decision.
Least productive people in the world, they'd rather spent an extra 2 hours sitting in the office just to give the impression they work hard, even if they're not doing anything.
Brandon Lewis
The worst thing about this copypasta is that somebody originally wrote it
Ryder Ross
Captain Morgan and I are spending the night together x
Austin Nguyen
Remember watching Totally Spies as a kid in secret because I thought people might think I'm gay
I don't want to be a girl but I did turn out to be bent haha
Logan Young
That lil bitch taking my nigga dick while I shitpost right now cumskin pig!
Brandon Young
lads, where can I find those online escort diaries detailing sessions with clients? always loved reading them when they were posted on /brit/
Eli Scott
cute :3
Oliver Anderson
Yeah, homosexual adults. Not parents coercing their kids to be trans as soon as they play with a fucking Barbie.
Joseph Flores
Old black people are literally the only civilised ones as well
Sebastian Cruz
nordic countries are just so smug they all bang on about that
Jaxon Murphy
Stopping by McDonald's lads
Want anything?
*societal pressure washes over you to refuse*
Henry Lee
Copypasta? You stupid ass cumskin muhfucka s m h ain't no copypasta here I'm a real nigga you lil frail weak ass cracka go rub yo lil burnt sausage while I deliver some nigga dick to your momma, yo sista and your bitch! Cumskin bitch
BLACK POWER
Wyatt Campbell
link
andre #1 but aint listened to new music in years
omg I was watching the chase before almost flipped my fucking lid
the question was "how long before going extinct did dinosaurs occupy earth"
a) 800,000 years b) 10 million years c) 170 million years
the stupid fucking pleb twat cunt runt dickhead selected 800,000 and said "ooh I didnt think there were even arooond that long to be honest"
cmon you stupid cunt
Benjamin Gomez
Not just a Korean thing, the Japs do it too.
>finish work at 5pm >stare at computer doing nothing until midnight >fall asleep at desk deliberately to impress boss >this actually works
Aiden Hall
I watched that too but I just wanked to it honestly same with Kim Possible
Jose Smith
gemme a whopper lad
Aiden Lewis
Is that a pun on Shi'ite
Ayden Nguyen
Any you cracka ass bitches wanna stand and bang with a real MUTHAFUCKIN ZULU? I ain't think so bitch ass cumskins
My dick big, my hair nappy, I'm swift like a Zulu AND ill BEATS yo ass peckerwood!
Aiden Evans
Jesus fucking Christ
Michael Parker
kek true
Jordan Bennett
an unintentional one perhaps nice spot tho
Jordan Morris
THICC
Isaac Stewart
Funny when Yank wogs think they're Zulus and Nubians n shiiiieet when they're all from west Africa
Jacob Fisher
Haha alri lad
*walks out the door and comes back without anything for you*
Jaxon King
Gimme yo address bitch ass pigskin this island belong to us Zulu warriors! Fuck yo bitch ass white ass I be fucking white women erry day pigskin!
James Wright
>ZULU square up then cunt lets go
Adam Robinson
Any homos here?
Can you appreciate female beauty in a sexual way?
Any girls you'd go straight for?
Sebastian Lee
Worth resharing.
Joseph White
New Worlders may lack culture and history, but at least our appliances and large apartment buildings are new and modern, while the UK has old and crumbly interiors
Go walk into a building in the US or Australia and youll see marble, newly renovated interiors, and modern plumbing as well as other appliances
Walk into a flat in the UK and you feel like you stepped back in time 40 years. Rusted pipes, outdated appliances, poor insulation, old and cracked windows as well as the the trim around the windows.
If new world means we actually look like a country with modern appliances and architechture, I'll take that over living a country that looks like I traveled back in time.
Pic related, average british kitchen. This is when brits will spout things like, "yeah but that kitchen has character, or is comfy'
Don't be fooled by these words, they are just replacement words for old as shit
Elijah Jackson
Are some ASMR videos meant to be soft core porn or is that an unattended effect?
Just sent a boat full of Muslims to the UK haha wahey enjoy lads
Daniel Young
Put down yo muhfuckin gun so we can fight like men! I beat yo ass 1v1 peckerwood bitch! When I'm done imma fuck yo momma and she gun raise my seed bitch ass whitey
Easton Morgan
must be shit being homo females are the good looking gender men are all hairy and shit
Liam Perez
>go to type sorry on phone >always comes up as "Surrey"
Cellular device literally asking to be heemed
Mason James
thing is that kitchen looks really nice can just picture someones nan whipping up a delicious pie in that place
Andrew Diaz
You gun take this BBC long dick style wether you like it or not pigskin cracka BITCH!
Jaxon Adams
>actually saying sorry
Alri gayboy
Logan Adams
stop
Juan Powell
I got a 10 day ban for typing like this on /brit/ once
Justin Walker
>saying sorry
bender pansy little bumder
Juan Murphy
MUUH NARROW URETHRUH
Carter Fisher
Me doing a nice rest on a chair.
Caleb Garcia
Khoisan are literally not black
Cameron Rogers
you posted this gimmick this morning
James Myers
>tfw I was one of the three madmen who turned up to this AMA
Jose Butler
Fuck off Pierre
Jose Garcia
what's it like being a white nationalist symbol?
Henry Johnson
Whatchu gon do peckerwood!
Shieeet dat muhfuckin janitorial nigga be trying to keep us down! Stay strong my brotha and don't fear no cumskin! Keep talking our momma tongue ebonics! And don't show no respect to no racist ass peckerwood!
One love my nigga
Justin Adams
Do brits really not have garbage disposals in their sinks? Jesus
Oliver Reyes
Hey guys, I know we had our ups and downs, but my friend is trying to launch his musical career and I would really appreciate if you could give him a view, like or sub youtube.com/watch?v=Gg3ngXFmKJ0 If you like it please recommend to your mates. The name of the artist is Ra. He's the next big thing in the cloud rap game tbqh.
Nicholas Garcia
we don't have sinks in kitchens
only bathrooms
Camden Butler
would be disgusting having all that garbage in your sink
also doens't all that end up in the water supply?
Grayson Gomez
I am not Pepe I am the Easter Frog delivering memes to the children on Easter Sunday.
Alexander Baker
Do not reply to the paki rapist.
Josiah Adams
what kind of animal throws rubbish down the sink?
Liam Thomas
White people cloud rap is so dead mate
Hudson Brooks
Monster munch 2 b h famalam
Camden Watson
Got this new McTasters from mcdicks
Mexican one is trash
Thai one is pretty good
Charles Bennett
Shut yo bitch ass arab mouth up nigga you ain't no real nigga from the African continent! Algerian women love dis BBC so does your momma bitch ass Arab nigga, you muhfuckas one shade darker than a cumskin fuck yo weak ass frail ass mofo S M H
Ayden Gonzalez
He is bulgarian
Adrian Martin
imagine being so lazy you just throw rubbish down your sink how disgusting
Julian Phillips
>Oh wow! >I'm in heaven. Very well dressed, handsome for his age, about 55, turned up with flowers, champagne and strawberries. >Sat and chatted for 45 mins, sipping champagne, (thank god I have some nice glasses!) did the business for about 20 mins and then sat chatting some more. 2 hr booking flew by. It was the best booking I've ever had. >Think I'm a little bit in love! Haha x
Joseph Price
Calm down, Padraig.
Owen Jones
Fucking howling. It really is like going back in time to your country
Just found out brits use electric clothes airers too hahahhahahahahah
A cuban kitchen probably looks the same as a british one
Lincoln Lewis
the bf
Hudson Harris
>nearly 20 posts in this thread >only one (You) jdimsa
Jason Jackson
Who tha fuck dis big eared bitch ass cumskin? He yo daddy nigga?
Caleb Sanchez
>arab stop reading after this. I'm berber.
Thomas Baker
Hey... dude. Calm down.
Oliver Nguyen
REALLY want to have an intimate but non-sexual moment with Sufjan Stevens desu :S
Shut yo pigskin ass up bitch ass weak muthafucka you frail as fuck my nigga you one step away from a peckerwood aintchu bitch? I fuck yo momma with dis big Zulu dick nigga!
Dominic Stewart
Wtf is an electric clothes airer
Mines just a bit of metal in a funny foldable shape that I hang things on
Wyatt Flores
Algerians are the Mexicans of France, didn't you know?
Matthew Lopez
the McDonalds JrChiken patty is good, only thing I get there honestly with the Thai sauce its great.
Michael Price
...
Chase Torres
You're bender?
Hahahaha, oi, Deano
D-D-DEANO
oi Deano this lad says he's a bender hahahaha fuck me mate
*finishes off pint*
Quality material mate haha, I'm off anyway got a meeting at the dealership early tomorrow, laters bender aha, only messing mate it's just banter mate honestly don't get hearty fucking hell
What? You're fucking starting? Mate it was a JOKE
IT WAS A JOKE
alright fuck this, hold my Zara coat Deano
*fucking lamps you one*
Oi Dean we best be off mate
Landon Jackson
...
Oliver Ortiz
Shieeeet I be laffin when a cumskin tryna listen to some real nigga shit
Stick to yo country songs and suckin on yo mommas titties racist bitch! John Wayne muhfuckas
Jayden Flores
Stop replying to it.
Michael Fisher
>Let me tell you about your people All the difference in the world. Different culture, language, food, clothes, tattoos I'm never participating in this parody of a general again until the cucknadian leaves or apologizes.
Lucas Lee
tfw mate who didn't get laid throughout the first 2 years of uni at all is doing a year abroad in yankland and is drowning in yank pussy
well jell desu
Liam Hall
posting things like "stop replying to it" is still giving him attention
I'm seriously cracking up. Why the fuck are your appliances so old and shitty? Do you hand wash all of your clothing as well? Is it because the government is so harsh on conserving energy?
Seriously the plumbing and electrical appliances in Europe are fucking ghastly
Connor Morales
These people are all so primitive
Brayden Diaz
The waistband and tattoos are disgusting. Bongmongs only go for slags.
Anthony Jones
good. fuck off abdul.
Nicholas Green
Doing a dance to this is it by Dannii Minogue x
Austin Gomez
Ayy you bitch ass cumskins think you hard hitting some weak ass Algerian manlet? Shiieeeet I'm a real Zulu warrior and I'll take both you frail ass peckerwoods at once! When I'm done yo momma can choke down on this nigga dick, she love dat BBC durty ass hoe
Nicholas King
It's the accent la, when I went to Canada qt girls would literally interrupt me when I was talking to my friends just so they could speak to an English person. It's ridiculous, but you gotta exploit it desu.
Jordan Diaz
my handwriting used to be really neat and then my cunt of a teacher told me to stop writing so small because she was a blind bat and now it's really shit
still hate her for that
Xavier Reyes
>wasting electricity for no reason
almost like you are totally uneducated in matters of climate science
Chase Williams
what am I reading
Easton Morales
Dude shut up, you're arab
Luis Bell
Does anyone have experience with RStudio? Have to use it for some econometrics but it's fucking impossible to understand, got any good resources?
Owen Watson
we use a drier to dry clothes. it's like a washing machine but it dries stuff
Hudson Long
Not me. I don't speak baby english. Original attached. Regards.
Evan Reed
Absolute beleaguerment of a post
Charles Cruz
>Everyone at work wanted to keep in touch. >Haven't spoken to them in at least a month. >Now too anxious to do anything about it and go to a birthday party for a qt in a few weeks
End my life.
Elijah Wilson
gotta get me some of this at some point haha
Tyler Turner
Going to fucking garrotte this filthy little darkie in a minute
Jackson Richardson
>canadian education
anything west of egypt isn't arabic
Ryan Moore
k
Camden Reyes
woo
Lucas Martinez
what is this yank on about with his kitchen appliances
i think i detect a big whitegoods shill
Lincoln Garcia
No you use the rack like I just posted
Use ovens like these as well.
Isaiah Jenkins
Really makes you think.
Luis Nguyen
You a cumskin and a dogfucka hahaha nigga yo girl can take this nigga dick nasty ass hoe
You're reading Alan admitting to letting his dog smash his back passage.
Gabriel Torres
You've probably never been to the New World. Once you live in the New World long enough, and walk into some homes in Europe you are fucking shocked by the state of things
All of your buildings are old and crumbly, and the appliances are as well. Seriously feels like you traveled back in time.
Jack Evans
People with gardens will put their stuff on a line in the garden mate
Why not dry your stuff off naturally? Some clothes can't be put in a dryer or it'll shrink them
Michael Powell
It's embarrassing 2bh
Jack Myers
Makes me proud to be British desu
Dominic Roberts
ok m8 that drier in my utility room must be a figment of my imagination XD. although yes a few of these old style ovens exist here but the vast majority are like this
Caleb Jones
if it isn't broke don't fix it?
Nathan Barnes
So lads now that alls said and done, did you enjoy my ebonics gimmick?
Matthew Price
nice sentence lmao
Jordan Richardson
desu It literally doesnt matter what bad shit he did because if we never had winston all our grandads might have been killed and we would never be here
he is a legend and a hero, soft shites like pic related are completely unable of seeing the bigger picture
Liam Ortiz
range ovens are highly sought after lad
Lucas Bailey
>that special stool for the kettle what
Cameron Jenkins
Why are you wasting your time arguing with him? He's just a sniveling weasel. Some bong probably hurt his feelings and now he's just exacting his revenge.
Ethan Flores
>STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY Cred Forums FRIENDS
kys
Samuel Rogers
The British never improved any country in where they had to cooperate or dominate the native population in the old world
Joseph Lee
Unironically wish we could banish all Britain-hating wogs and lefties from this sceptred isle
Lincoln Allen
i'm tired
Colton Jackson
I literally did research on voting theory where this one paper I was interested in that was written in the 2000s had a program written in APL. Fuck mathematical economists
Actually laughing about this mong's appliance posting. Does the stuff really all look this old or is he just memeing?
Chase Clark
me slightly further to the right
Logan Hall
Japs were responsible for that famine desu
Matthew Roberts
>when you're waiting for her to reply to your texts and then she does but you have to wait some more to reply or it seems like you've been sitting around waiting for her to reply and you'll seem desperate and she'll know you really like her
Hunter Evans
This lad is an absolute nutcase, literally another supremegentleman serial killer waiting to happen. Listen to his podcast, it's very worrying to listen to.
how can you possibly think this, like what you just said is straight up bollocks
child sacrifice and all sorts of savagery was rampant in india before we arrived
Isaac Lewis
Failed my econometrics class because of R
Fuck that program
Jaxson Kelly
was gonna go take a picture of my oven and post it for the yank
instead I decided that I will NOT give him the satisfaction
Samuel Diaz
Not well in the head.
Camden Jones
still wearing his dads suits I see
Dylan Morgan
Appliances in britland usually never contain english on them because appliance companies sell all around Europe, so instead of putting a language, they'll put odd symbols on them
Glad I could open some eyes to the archaic appliances still in use in the UK. I thought only the former communist countries looked like this, but its all of europe.
MUH history means "my crumbling old shitty appliances, architecture, and plumbing that cannot be rebuilt"
Joseph Murphy
he posts in these threads
Jordan Baker
Yeah he's a fucking kook
Christian Evans
the first one is probably more what you're looking for but the second is easily the best DM album of the 90s youtube.com/watch?v=LA1sA5MD8J0
ahahahahahahahahah. It never gets that hot where I live, yet every house still has central air
Cooper Gomez
Should've respected their culture lad even if it appeared barbaric
Josiah Collins
did someone british hurt you lad?
it's okay we're here to talk if you need
Jack Ortiz
I know, he's a creepy fuck and it pisses me off.
Carter Cox
>doesnt mention the shortage of shipping for the war effort >Blames it solely on Churchill and not India's colonial government for shitty record keeping
Ah yes
Cameron Mitchell
>tfw trying to become one
I can't even import a dataset i've been given, it won't recognise the directory i put in. Gonna try it on the uni computers and hope it works better there
Cooper Barnes
I keep having a recurring dream where Emily Maitlis, dressed only in lacy black stockings, suspenders and an open shelf brassiere is riding my throbbing dick and slapping my face.
Evan Ramirez
americans do have the lowest numeracy rates in the developed world
you can't blame him for not understanding those confusing symbols