Cred Forums goes down

>Cred Forums goes down
>no new YouTube video in my suscription
>pass the next few hours to press F5 and lurking reddit

CAN'T FABRICATE THIS STATEMENT

>Cred Forums goes down
>lay on the hard ground doing nothing until it comes back on

> Cred Forums goes down
> miss Her

GET OUT OF THE THREAD FUCKIHNG NORMIEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> Cred Forums goes down
> remember that there are people in this world who are ACTUAL kissless virgins
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

> my first gf was when i was 14 years old

>Cred Forums is down
>go to reddit
>subs I use are dead as fuck
I hope this never happens again

Joke's on you, I got kissed as a dare.

That always happens at least a couple times a month

I thought my ISP was mad at me or something

>Cred Forums is down
>Nvm got some IRL stuff to do
A-am I becoming a normie lads

> Cred Forums goes down
> page won't load
> have an autism fit because i think my internet is down
> realize it's just Cred Forums

okay

you always were

> that one time my internet went down so i casually checked my hookup app shit and got a right dicking that night

>Cred Forums is down
>trick my gf into thinking I'm inviting her to dinner
>fuck her
>make her do the dinner
>Cred Forums is back

it's a good feel lads

>«lurking reddit»
>not the archive
archived.moe/tv/thread/74593312/#74593689
archived.moe/tv/redirect/1474023433124.webm
archived.moe/tv/thread/74390674/#74392395

normally I'm very suicidal but today I was even more suicidal, I'm happy it's over

>Cred Forums goes up
>do nothing about your life
>again

You're literally asking to get punched.

cool

Didn't even notice because I have a life