My little brother is doing a school report on American culture. Please tell him anything you know about America.
My little brother is doing a school report on American culture. Please tell him anything you know about America
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We eat snow
Just write down as much stuff you know about Canada
We're fat.
We adopted the custom of circumcising infant boys because of John Harvey Kellogg, M.D's obsession with not masturbating.
What culture?? Cowboys, Rap music, movies??
Maybe you could take that as a culture but to be honest they dont seem to have any.
It's hard to get a new windshield for a Dodge Neon there
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Tell your brother to do his own homework.
It's a country in North America. Has a flag with colours on it. They like to drive pick ups but never really pick anything up with them.
We wuz British n shiet
Hey!! His girlfriend is fucking hot.... so the joke is on you pablo.
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comprehensive documentary of american women
sorry this is the pic I meant to post.
This one's too easy
Hey!! They live in the first world while you live in a jobless deadland ...
I am actually an American studying in Spain.
america ya no es el primer mundo desde que esta lleno de negros y sudacas
BORRA EST
Cowboys aren't even american lmao.
They created Cred Forums, and some are janitors for free
Make sure he includes a guide for how to convert seconds into microwave time, as that is a critical test and rite of passage in the States.
Before taking a girl out on a date it's customary to give the father a handful of bullets
Tell him to write about muh freedom and liberty and immigrants. That will score him lib points and get him an an A.
at the moment i thought she is wearing a hijab lel
Fat people who invade other countries and sing songs about being Free.
Imperial units
There are natural hot springs in CA that feature hottubs frequented by faggots. I accidentally ran into one.
You probably don't even know what liberty is. Freedom is not free.
What the fuck is this bullshit
Haha if our music and movies are not considered "culture" that why are you billions of stupid fucks so fond of it?
taxes not included in price tags
...
You never heard of google?
marketing.
>invade other countries
Says the britcuck colon
So? What is your point?
He's telling you that marketing is wizardry that manipulates non-americans minds into liking things that they wouldn't otherwise
>evil marketing
>2016
Well marketing is part of life around the world. Whether it is marketing or not, if it attracts the best of the best (consider sports for example) then why wouldn't you like it.
Are you talking to me?
1) Think of things you do in Canada
2) Say this is what happens in the USA
I'm sure if he just says "muh evul rayciss merigans," his Canadian teacher will love it.
So you must be painfully aware of how much of a clusterfuck southern European bureaucracies and work ethics are?
>muh freedom and liberty and immigrants. That will score him lib
Wow, you really don't know where the political divides lie in this country, do you?
Shart in mart
Has anyone mentioned sharting in marts yet?
Tell your brother to read a book or some shit.
Nah just tell them that yanks are dumb and get an A
Freedom and less muslims
BE AMERICAN GET SHOT
We wear shoes indoors
>school
>American culture
COLUMBINE
this can't be true
you personally don't do this
If he went to school there he'd be dead.
actually sharted today
Remember to mention which holiday we don't celebrate