You're stuck in one for the rest of your life. What do you pick

You're stuck in one for the rest of your life. What do you pick

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Fuck. Probably Italy just because learning to speak Japanese fluently would be a nightmare.

Italy

Both hate mexicans i reckon. I'd kill myself.

Italy. They have paid vacations from work I hear.

Italy

Italy, fuck japan

Italy, better the devil you know..

Zitto animale

Italy>>>>japan
Changes sides before getting nuked desu

German flag missing

Japan.

>noodles
>sushi
>anime
>long, exhausting work shifts
>ass-busting culture
>Tokyo Drift
>high suicide rates

Fucking perfect.

We do, but our wages are low as fuck compared to the US or Canada.

Absolutely Italy

You all make less of a wage than we do. But you people sure seem a lot more relaxed and happier than the average American. Our society is so work oriented that work is literally everything. Work comes first. It's everyone's main drive. Sometimes people even go to work on the weekends BY CHOICE so they can catch up or get extra work done. Our society is generally pretty stressed.

But Italians seem so relaxed, like you all actually take time to enjoy yourselfs

Italy
I would either be seen as an idiot for working hard, or I would be in high demand for my work ethic.

Italy. Not even a hard choice

>They have paid vacations from work I hear.
I'm sorry isn't this supposed to be the norm?

italy seems pretty boring desu compared to tokyo anyway

Italy obviously.

Ý

can't make this shit up

hahaha

Italy or Canada or wherever other than Japan
we are full

I-italians hate us?

I don't give a fuck about Japan, I'm not a weaboo lol.

Italy:13
Japan:2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

do i have to move there being my current self or will i be reborn in the chosen country?
if it's the first situation, italy because of language barriers and muh heritage
if it's the second, japan for nice cyberpunk tokyo

日本

Isn't about being full, anyone sane will prefer italy, weeaboos aren't sane

Tokyo > Anywhere in Italy

If I was fluent in any I would choose Japan.

Italy because:
Amazing cousine
Beautiful men and women
Could pass as a local
Amazing culture

In Japan I will be subjected to racism, I will never be accepted as one of their own, I probably could never be fluent in Japanese, or at least I could never get rid of my accent, and Japanese girls are ehh and overrated.

It's a very easy choice.

It's probably too hot in Italy. Fug that.

Japanese summer is hot as fuck too.

Ý. No doubt about it

reeeee

40s in Italy
50s in Jap

20s and 30s in NYC

Retire in whichever i liked the best

Japan it's cool and all, but I dont want to die ina tsunami or an earthquake.

Italy on the other hand has god-like cuisine and a very chill lifestyle.

Lazy nerd, the "Americans wurk sooper hard" meme was spread by dumb parasitic neets who want to blame their country for their failure.

No because we don't live in a socialist shithole.

Japan's summers will rape you

Turin is like Germany.

Japan.
Not a weeaboo, just don't like italy that much.

Japan. Not even a weeb, I just don't want to be anywhere near Europe, there's way too much crazy shit looming on the horizon for that entire continent. I feel like I would be safer from a global happening in Japan due to it being an island.

>there are cunts without paid vacations and free healthcare
Damn, the thirdworld is still a big issue nowdays

I don't think you want to be anywhere near that region when China regains some of its military might.

They hate you because you remind them of themselves.

...

""""""free"""""" """healthcare"""
How do you think the world works pedro? Do you think doctors just don't get paid in these socialist shitholes? If people are guaranteed money anyway, do you think they work harder or worse?

Hmmm. Depends I guess.

I can speak enough Japanese to get by in life, but I'm pretty sure I'd always feel like a foreigner no matter how long I lived there. But I could pick up Italian very easily because I speak decent Spanish and French, and I think I could integrate much better there. Still, their economy is terrible so it'd probably be difficult to make enough money to do anything with my life.

Overall I'd probably have to go with Italy.

Public healthcare works fine over here, but hey that's "socialism", we can't have that in the United States of Freedom.

I dated an Italian, could probably integrate into their culture easier and learning italian wouldn't be much of a leap. I'm not much of a fan of japanese culture either and would never fit in, so Italia it is.

There are paid vacations in the US you dumbass. It's up to the company to decide whether they let you, but even my girlfriend who works as a nursing assistant gets paid vacations once a year.

Japan, of courshe. I will finally be an anime.

glorious nippon will rape them again

Do you love Japan?

I love Japan

Japan. There are no jobs in Italy.

Do you love Australia?

Japan

Every Japanese person I have ever known was kind, respectable, and hospitable.
>tfw old Japanese man in Osaka says that if I ever visit, I could stay at his house
I don't necessarily agree with your culture 100%, but the same goes for the US.

No, eat shit and die

Yes

JAPAN.

italy is a literal meme country. they are stuck in the past and have no future

>monopolies are a - ok as long the people who hold them also control the laws and most other aspects of life

True, but it's still beautiful and has a fairly relaxed culture. Good food too. I wouldn't raise kids there but it'd be nice to retire there.

italy

This

>what is goverment funding?
>how do taxes works?
Fucking retard, no wonder why everything is so expensive in the united shits of america

Be glad. no gaijins, no collapse.

R A R E
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Japan cuz I'm a filthy weeaboo.

What the fuck are you talking about, son?? Do you even Cred Forums??

That will be a hard decision :^)

I don't get that whole "Never accepted as one of them" thing.

It's good to be different, it makes you special. If you're the only Gary in a room full of Johns why would you wanna be another John?

Italy

MUCH easier language to learn and memes aside is a white country

When I wrote that comment I was thinking about some comments that some Americans living in Japan wrote on leddit sometime ago.

They said that even after years of living there, and forming a family with a Japanese woman, and speaking with a perfect Japanese accent they were always seen as "the americans", people treated them as if they were tourists all the time, so this made them feel kinda alienated in a way, Japanese people didn't like to talk with them about the politics of Japan because they weren't Japanese, but westerners so they never felt like if they truly belonged there, they wanted to feel Japanese but the people didn't see them as their country men.

I've been to Italy, nicest people you'll ever meet whgat the fuck are you talking about?

I'd choose Italy on just quality of life, not that Japan isn't awesome, still Italy would be at the very top if I had to choose from every country in the world not mine.

Japan

Of course

>they were always seen as "the americans"
Well they are, you know, American. Any person living abroad is going to experience being an "outsider" to some degree.

I guess I've always been strange and never felt a desire to "belong" so the thought's never bothered me.

Japan is full. There're no room for NEET foreigners.

We're coming anyways.

Italy.

In Japan i'd probably get bullied and have to bust my ass in a shitty factory.

i'm rich tho. i will just spend money on food and fuel your economy

fug off were full

youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
Oh? :^)

Not here at least, there is some Americans that come here to live with their wives and of course at first everyone see them as the "Americans" but after a year they just become a part of the community, of course we're not as homogenous as a society as the Japanese, but yeah.

Well, it is kinda of a big deal to me desu

Idaly :DDDDDDDDDD

Japs are xenophobic as fuck and I don't want to be stabbed with a katana.

Italy even though I'm a weeb.

I don't want to work 12 hours a day.

if I can keep my job in Japan
Japan

But how much of that is real and how much is forced by society?

Really? But I'm sorry that you foreigners cannot go shopping and buy groceries without speaking Japanese. Otherwise, you have to seek competent Japanese who can translate your English into Japanese anywhere you go.

If he has the money he can just hire a cook who also does the grocery shopping.

>being this delusional
if you want to earn money you pick pen and paper and draw

Japan. I'm alpha enough to repopulate the place. Asian girls generally like men over 6'0 with blonde hair

ok

Look at all these Zainichis

t. pajeet

Tough choice but would have to go for Italy. Western culture is bestern culture. Also it's a nice language.

china wasn't on the list

in italy the harder and more honestly you work, the more you are busted. There's a reason why the majority of smart people emigrate from this country.

maybe it's just that we're more used to poverty.

Italy

>All these buttblasted Nips loudly telling people how much they don't want foreigners when nobody wants to be in their shitty country anyway
LMAO

>we're more used to poverty.
it's called tax dodging finocchio

exactly, and look how shit the fucking country is thanks to you mafia terroni lazy niggers

>thanks to you mafia terroni lazy niggers
says the niggerest

if you're south of the Po river, please, consider not responding to me and my wife's posts ever again

Italy
And bump

Japan of course.
I like anime, I like tiny cocks.

It's not only Italy though living in Europe cunts is just a pain in the ass as Japanese
But I like Italian cuisines as heck

Italy. I'd lurve to have an apartment overlooking Lake Como.

Ride my Guzzi down to the cafe. Sip espresso.

>z ziemi włoskiej do polski
Italy all the way!

>all these fellas picking Italy
Flawless victory.

But you're too irrelevant to any country outside of the Americas to actually be hated, the only reason people even know about you are chicanos from American media.

I'd stay here

>wages are low
60% of your wage goes in taxes. OTOH, we don't have to pay for healthcare, education and pensions

>Lake Como
Garda masterrace

Italy, cause skinny asian girls are pleb tier

Italy(╭•́⍛•̀)╭それな

Please do come here (unless you're Romanian)

>You're Spanish? So are you Mexican or Puerto Rican or what?

france

Italy.
I guess Japaneses don't like foreigners

Explain please

if Italy means for the south Italy, I choose japan.

translate it

Italy. Fuck Japan racist shithole

Spaghetti> Noodles

white people saying ”JAPAN das racis”.

white are really nignog for East Asians...

you mean el salvador and this guy?

What about Albanians?

If Italy means Northern Italy + Toscana, I'd choose Italy over 9000 times
Sardegna and Puglia are fine too tbqh

If Italy means Terronia, I'd choose Japan too
Anyway
If for Japan you mean conurbations like Tokyo I'd prefer to commit sudoku

why do italians hate sky scrapers

Japan is better for Japanese.

Italy is better for everybody.

Does he mean it?

Italy love

Both are perfect to be a neet.

I hate SHITaly, so Japan is the only anwer

Double bottom, lol

Italia obviously

Italy

self-hatred is not healthy lad

Italy.
I went to Japan once, really nice country.
But Italy is still a way better place to be for me.

Chinks are fucking disgusting.

Japan, because every single day I mourn the loss of the arcade in the west.

Bring back Arcades please.

Word

Italy because Japan is shit.
Though I don't want to be Algerian I want to be Italian so I get less hate

japan isn't shit. there is more to japan than shinjuku

Turin here, the summer is unbearable even compared to the south cause we get insane humidity, it's nothing like Germany.

>Wires over ground
>No personal space
>Smelly people
>Smog

>Not shit

nice shill Zhang

Because they ruin the panorama in most cities, however if it's cities like Milan where there's not many historical buildings it's fine.

there is more to japan than shinjuku

Maybe in the alps

Padania (the north italian plain) is horridly humid hot in the summer.
At least we have based fog in the winter

A tourist oriented country vs NO-Gaijin country

Quanto cazzo è bella la Toscana user?

Japan. I'll just become zainichi gook.

idk man i was in Milan for like 4 years and never really felt welcome. i've been fluent since a child too

That was probably because you're ugly as fuck and look like an ogre

Being stuck in Japan does sound like fun

no paid vacations? What a fucking horrible way to live your life.
Scandinavia like paradise is the only way.

Ci ho passato un quarto della mia vita e ci starei anche al confino, in Toscana
I didn't mention sky scrapers, and the problem are not sky scapers per se. Rather, the dis-humanization in the relationship with your territory

I wouldn't live in NYC too and I find merkins really nuts (they have a fuckton of unused land but no, they prefer to pile one over the other in the """big apple""")

Italy because I don't want to work 16 hours a day

you just want to work 12 hrs a day.

Italy
>eat pasta
>drive fiat
>talk with your hands
Heaven on earth

I thought south europeans don't work at all

That's Ireland

Genova. È stato un posto fantastico!

Been to Japan before, no fucking thanks.

Naples s-stronk!

nice proxy Beppe

正真正銘の日本人です。jk

アノンさん私にそれを証明

なう

what the hell is this?
>random overturned image with nothing related to japan

I would kill myself if I have to live surrounded by nips

Children's TV program. The boy is Jap.
Ciao.

Japan. Same working attitude. I hate lazy people.

I'm a weeb but probably Italy. I don't want to be an outcast for being white. I'd move to Japan if I was Trump-tier rich, but as a middle-class white it seems terrible.