How hard is it to move to south America? What country is the best...

How hard is it to move to south America? What country is the best? Excluding Brazil because I don't want to learn Portuguese.

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You're making a mistake. Stay where you are or go to the USA.

wtf, why you don't want to go to usa or Europe instead?

I like South America, what?

CHI

Not a chicano or hispanic. Would you give me a hard time in Argentina if my parents are Brits and I'm Anglo?

I would choose Mexico or Colombia. Mexico is probably the best though- best food and beaches in the entire continent. The women are good, you're close to the US, lots of things to do with really cool history.

why not brazil is what people image sa to be, jungles poor people drugs palm trees exotic fruits shantytowns drugs high rise condos grid cities in the middle of nowhere, amazon, drugs, natives, macabre violence, poor whities, drugs, loud music, and you can get away with spanish in brazil anyway, they are not so stringent on language like canada is

Falkland Islands lol

I've been to Mexico and I loved it, but I've always been a normie tourist and have no idea what it's like to live there so I'm just curious how drastically it compares to South American countries.

Just migrate to America instead if you're looking to change your place.
>they are not so stringent on language like canada is
A recent study showed that Brazilians have an impaired verbal IQ, and they're unable to comprehend Spanish (between 4% to 6% intelligibility), so no.

>Would you give me a hard time in Argentina if my parents are Brits and I'm Anglo?
nah, unless you start making banter about the falklands and stuff

Usa is too similar and It's actually quite hard for us to immigrate there. Also nothing against Brazil but Spanish just seems more useful 2bh there are more options and countries that speak it.

first worlders are not welcome here
especially from socialist shitholes like leafland, we've had enough leftism for decades, thank you very much

but I'm not into politics I swear. I'd never vote because I don't have any political acumen. I want to move to South America for meme reasons. Sunshine, beaches, relaxed culture. I don't mind making less money and living a minimalist lifestyle either 2bh. I never come to Cred Forums but I've been looking at videos on youtube and expat guides so I decided to make a thread to entertain the idea.

fuck off we're full

>Sunshine, beaches, relaxed culture
You fell for the meme, friendo. Work on the US where wages are high and eventually buy yourself an island off the coast of Brazil or the caribean
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ok, I will take pity on you

if you live here for 21 years you get citizenship.

>21 years

I unironically think like this desu.

I'm afraid that if shit goes down in Europe or NA and they move here, in the future they'll put leftist in power again.

>he takes Cred Forums autists seriously
you deserve

2 years* kek

go to chile, they're first world and developed

But I find your cultures interesting I don't want to be a hermit on my own island kek

Also holy fuck I could literally buy an Island if I wanted too in Belize if I sold my home to the Chinese here kek

You must be retarded if you come here. We'll rob you, rape you and probably murder you before you leave the airplane.

That's just a meme right? Canadian expats in South America have some of the most satisfied ratings

this
chile welcomes you

Not a meme. Everyone here struggles to get out of this shithole and you want to live here. Don't fall for the tourism agencies saying that you can live here like a king cause it's bullshit.

Just go to Chile and stay away from the rest of South America, it's just slums, drugs and homicide.

Quality of life here is nothing like the first world brah, I still think moving here is a shitty idea. A Spaniard great grandfather of mine used to work his ass off for 6 months on Spain and then moved here with all his family and used the money to either spend a nice 6 months vacations thanks to the devalued local currency, or bought old shitty pubs and hostels and reworked them into success, just to sell them later and fucking off back to Spain. Like that for 20 years.

Make money on a succesful country, ask /biz/ about stable investments to keep some of your money safe and then take some long vacations on each country

Tell me about the magical land Chile

I'll take my chances.

But you'd just have an Island with nothing on it. Gotta pay to build on it which would be expensive as fuck the maintain it.

Outta your price range.

no need to take your chances with colombia when you can be guaranteed good living in chile
just make sure you're not too fat or you could fall off the country

Colombia knows, just listen to this guy over here.

Chile is perfect in every way, they're also very welcoming to outsiders like you.

Eh, like I said I don't mind living a minimalist lifestyle with less money. You'd know about the quality of life better than me though. Our expats seem satisfied pinching pennies.

I realize.

Sounds like a ruse.

I thought Chile was really xenophobic because of Pinochet?

What? No, the Leftists are so dumb they will die in the future caliphate shithole, and that with a smug face thinking that at least nobody called them racist.

Only right wingers will flee the west.

nope, I lived in chile for a while and it was very good, you should try it
that makes no sense

Most of latin america is elitist, so money makes quite an important part of living a good life. Besides, as I said, most countries on the region have to devalue their currencies to stay competitive against industrialized nations, so a few more dollars on your pocket for each month, courtesy of having worked on succesful countries, will make a notable difference here.

Even Ecuador? They even have drinkable tap water.

I've been saving up my maple dollars.

Idk man.

I imagine like they coming, settleing, then years later they start saying that we're too sexist and racist.

HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USA

Racist