/brit/

Stimulating the old neurons edition

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bloody racists

The last panel is the American that keeps embarrassing himself

got called gay or variations thereof 3 times in the last thread

not happy

I love the Dutch

(Do NOT tell them I said this)

>banned from Cred Forums
>go on Cred Forums
>Cred Forums ban ends
>get banned from Cred Forums
ah yes

*walks towards you*

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>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/29/american-behind-tube-chat-badges-reveals-why-he-wants-to-get-com/
only an American would be so degenerate to talk on the subway with strangers

yanks are runts

Really gets the ol' noggin going

tube chat?

I still miss him

did that tell you something or...

Why be ashamed about it lad? They're the next to leave after us, they have most drugs legalised and they're happy for us to enjoy them whilst we go over there and cause bloody havoc for them. Pretty based lads if you ask me

>tfw created a thread that I thought was a little different and interesting
>not even a single reply

i always get banned from all boards. don't think i've ever been banned from a single board
janny must have it in for me

Hi :3

doing a sad

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found a rare picture of kevs estranged american great uncle

link it i'll do some posts

>They're the next to leave after us
not the french?

You're breaking global rules, not board specific ones. Got banned from /ck/ once

Michaelmas?

what's the best takeaway you can get that opens before 5ish

i can only think of pizza hut, papa johns and dominos

man you guys really are creepy about women.

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Wait what? Did you see my post. I never insulted you or freaked out anyway. I literally explained my reasoning pretty rationally.

Why are you the one so upset?

>3am last night
>About to go to sleep
>A qt sends me a selfie of her smiling in bed for no particular reason
>Then texts immediately after, before I can evern reply, saying "Not even drunk"
What the fuck is wrong with women?

>They're the next to leave after us
o_O

Nah the French get it way too good off the CAP policy for them to leave I reckon. The farmers would strike (again) if they even thought about leaving

absolute state of his life

youtube.com/watch?v=-WElkxS2LkI
choon

>3am
>night

user

doin a smoke n read

Chippys are open before 5pm.

>mouyes

wife material can't believe a girl this perfect exists
youtube.com/watch?v=3HWCRIa_Xew

>they're next to leave after us
nah their education system works a bit better than ours

LONDON IS A CAPITOL OF GREAT BRITAIN

>Trying to continue an argument across threads
FOY

autism

You, norway and us, north sea alliance for ever

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Rasheed

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Incredibly depressed lads, might kill myself soon. Don't remember the last time I was happy

doing a lad bible

text the dealer 2 FUCKING hours ago lads

anyone fancy a Tube Chat?

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/sep/29/self-harm-ptsd-and-mental-illness-soaring-among-young-women-in-england-survey

It's capital you pillock

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haha

dont know if ive ever known true happiness

good lad

brexit?

got me badge lads

how about a tub chat? :3 xx

O_o

what is going on here?!

BREXIT

yeah my nearest one is a good walk away though

99% sure thats a edited picture originally posted by either Aisha or that butterfaced one

She was probably reading Camus or some shite lmao

Green Is My Pepper

Rate my omelette.

you dopey twat

back from my first lifting session, did legs haha.

not sure I like the whole idea of a gym though, might just go back to calisthenics on the low key.

Will stick it out for the month and see tbqh

looks terrible

ASIANS OUT!

who's up for some asian bashing lads?

got my neghole pozzed by the biggest blaccest daddii in town and now my farts echo x

Too many tomatoes lad. Will completely overpower the other flavours

nice and vegetably

>65513414
please no

Any qts mirin?

>maisiebro
>not in prison

THE DUBLIN IS A CAPITOL OF SKOTLAND

shan't be rating any omelettes tonight I'm afraid

>Doing legs on your first lifting session

Wtf? What did you do? Don't tell me you just used machines

me
*heems an old chinese lady*

>no bacon

strawpoll.me/11329618
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>Capsicum
Disgusting

Doing a read of the Socialist Worker

Of course you runts lack the intellect to understand such a prestigious newspaper

dance gavin dance

>Wtf
Nothing wrong with training legs on your first day in the gym you braindead gecko

Too many people in line for tims lads auuugh haha

hehe the french flatmates are teaching the chinese flatmates frere jacques

:3

>strawpoll
to the gas chambers wit thee

I miss maisiebro

such innocent times

nice rights brits and aussies

>did legs haha.

you should do legs every day as a beginner tbqh

Don't have any ;_;

nah not really, barely any there, was in the weights section so was literally one female that looked like an East German power-lifter.

no, was with a friend, so did some machines and some no/low-weight squats, just learning form.

Absolute massive tune here lads

youtube.com/watch?v=u0PiXJXdLGg

I tried playing Heroes of the Storm again but I just don't get it

No way am I playing another 20+ games just to get to level 20 for a cardback

>not the morning star
#NotMyComrade

>I agree with /fit/izen on something
wew

Howling. Maisiebro was too pure for this world

> austrialiants call peppers "capsicums"

honestly I think this is worse than yanks calling trousers "pants"

it's really bad is what I'm saying

what are machines designed for if you're not meant to use them lad? don't understand this meme

feel like gym cunts make it into a massive deal but it's just not

ahhh

>Not reading Pravda
Wake up

oh for fucks sake!

lad, i've explained this once already but in the uk, asian means *whispers* paki.

how is this illegal

*violently threatens the Yank*

SHUT UP ABOUT BREXIT

I REMEMBER BEFORE THE REFERENDUM /BRIT/ WAS LITTERED WITH TALKS ABOUT IT AND EVERY FUCKING THREAD ALL I HEARD WAS "LEEEAAVEE ARE NIGE REMAINKEKS BIG DAVE ETC ETC" NOW ITS FINALLY OVER AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF IT

SAME THING GOES FOR THE FUCKING YANK ELECTION, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT AFTER ITS FINISHED

>Today was my 4th appointment at the laser place, I'm in the process of having my facial hair removed. It's gone alright so far, upper lip is mostly clear, might seem strange but it's just because it's one of the lighter skinned parts of my face, lost a bit of the cheeks but that's it. They're using very low settings because they're afraid of burning me like they did during the first patch test.

>Travel was fine, downloaded some music (Marilyn Manson, Tech N9ne, Jay-Z and Skillet, not into music but I thought I might like this lot based on a single I'd heard from each of them), would make a change from just looking out of the window and fantasising, ended up just listening to the songs I already knew I liked. School, uni, sixth form, all of that was back in session and the young women were certainly triggering my dysphoria.

>It was incredibly windy today and my hair was a mess by the time I entered the building, the technician on duty today was one of the older, more experiences women, glad to see this. I had initially planned to ask them to increase the settings of the laser but I didn't have to, she asked about reduction and if I thought I could handle the pain, I confirmed in a heart beat, I want progress. Popped one paracetamol before I arrived but it clearly wasn't enough, at its worst, I cannot imagine a more painful experience than laser, the scary thing is that this still isn't even the highest setting. Had to take a few breaks (during the process of hitting the area under my chin/above my neck and my eyes watered when we finished up with my upper lip), she often commented on how dark my skin was in areas, it is a legitimate issue but it felt insulting, just the way she said it I suppose.

pants are underwear here. trousers isn't totally uncommon here

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>tfw my oc bait still tricks people

made it yonks ago and then people thought it was real too

>what are machines designed for if you're not meant to use them lad
they're a pleb filter

who the fuck is planning to vote ukip now
democracy was a mistake

don't reply to me again you american animal

gf just sent me this

>Something that got me stressed out to an unhealthy level though is hearing that parts of my facial skin have become darker due to shaving (for so long?). This is hyperpigmentation and not uncommon in darker skinned people and the solution sounds vein but it's completely normal - skin lightening cream. Yeah, hate that it's something pakis use just because but I have a legitimate reason to use it and I don't want lighter skin, I just want to even out my skin and return certain areas back to their original shade. I believe it's the area beneath my chin and above my neck that's most effected. Bought the fanciest cream I could find, £50. Might also buy some lemon juice. Hydroquinone is banned in Europe but easy enough to get a hold of (UnitedPharmacies), I'll have to try that if the safe/clean options fail me.

>Technician was friendly, all the women here are but I was made uncomfortable when asked about my employment status, lied about being an Accounts Assistant and that I get Thursdays/Fridays off, probably knows I'm lying. Next appointment, 4 weeks from now, as usual.

>Once I got back home, I had around 7 hours left before I would go to sleep, I ate within my limits which I consider commendable due to all that time with nothing to do other than research the condition afflicting my skin, play a little Hearthstone and shitpost.

>Read cape comics near the end of the day but I'm still not enjoying anything.

>Irish poster on /britfeel/ was nice to me, that was nice.

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

>British call capsicums """peppers"""
Absolutely howling
It's literally a yank name 2bh, the scientific name for it is capsicum. Bit embarrassing on your part

Yes it is you stupid fuck. He should bbe doing a full-body compound routine on the first day.

Howling

rude

mfw i was posting so much about brexit that everyone started to ignore me

No they're not, they're called chonies

Me, because I hate Labour and the Tories are irrelevant here.

BRITTS ARE FAGGOTS

My gimmick I used on MSN messenger

>click on some slag online
>message her "guess what?"
>she would usually reply "what?"
>I reply back "guess"

Great convo starter

>""""gf""""
You wish you mate

the fact that we call Australians "Australians" is quite embarrassing

I vote that we instead call them by their scientific name, "Runtius maximus"

WOW... now this is powerful

the gf's having a night in

If I were training someone I'd spend the first session teaching them how to squat and deadlift
You don't need to dive straight in on your first session

literally a mate of mine. he posted this yesterday on fb

>making it into a big deal
exercise is exercise 2bh lad
being autistic about it is embarassing

but their policies are shit except for brexit
they're lolbertarians haha

never use reaction photos of that runt

makes it look like you in someway supported him

What's the deal with abnormie autists thinking they're god's gift to mankind?

Like my hat, lads?

>implying I didn't
Voted for him twice :^)

>exercise is exercise

Sure, but shit exercise is shit exercise. He did full body stuff though, so hes fine.

Yeah I thought he meant like just the machines for his hamstrings.

Yeah, I on't agree with their lolbertarianism. I just want Labour to fuck off. At least UKIP are patriotic which is more than can be said for treacherous Labour filth.

post the nigger twins please

whenever I see these buzzwords I just immediately ignore it.

>be me
>been taught numerous times how to squat
>still can't do it and no idea why

>Direct order? Well that's an order you can shove directly up your ass

hehehehehehe

good lad

>capiscum

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disgusting. fuck off leftoid ALP shill

>exercise is exercise 2bh lad
machines (with the exception of a few good ones) are a good way of spotting who is and isn't a poofter
you can guarantee that someone who uses leg extension/curl machines over squatting has farts that smell strongly of semen

youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

Saw some runtius maximus in my lecture today

said he was from Perth and spent the entire lecture looking at F1 results for some reason

classic runtius maxiumus horribilis eh

>pepper

>

r8 this azn music

its from a kino so i know it's good


youtube.com/watch?v=sopp0WpxfRM
youtube.com/watch?v=pZkA3STofCY
youtube.com/watch?v=fMHj3U3-RA4

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you're inflexible. It took me ages to get flexible enough to squat properly and I can overhead squat 80kg now
flexibility comes pretty quickly if you work at it

>i have swallowed the bluepill and vote out of anger
people like you shouldn't get to vote haha

ngl i literally can't squat
have no idea why but machines make it possible for me to train those muscles so ima just carry on doing that

it isn't even a meme Australians actually call bell peppers 'capiscum'

Cables>free weights

daily reminder the labor party literally RUINED our economy.

lads
it seems that if you want peppers on things like kebabs from takeaways near me, they all call them capsicum

wish i was just a typical working class bloke

think i'd be much happier

need a fulham gf

>overhead squat

your little gimmick doesn't seem to be catching on pal

Favourite beverage is doctor capsicum desu

Better than voting out of habit like most idiots do.

yeah, been meaning to talk to you about that bro...

>Sam Smiths pubs

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

I could HEEM all of them

me on the right

where is likely to be the problem? i have really tight achilles but i've worked on that for years and its not getting better ha

>Brits unironically call a capsicum a bell pepper
haha alri tony

>Bell pepper (also known as sweet pepper or a pepper in the United Kingdom, Canada and Ireland, and a capsicum /ˈkæpsᵻkəm/[1] in Australia, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Singapore and New Zealand

>India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Singapore

sounds bent

Rate me lads

She is 13 you nonce.

that's what they told me when I invented the words "gimmick" and "pal"


now look who's laughing

*camera zooms and pans onto my grinning face*
it's me lad, it's me

could you pass the salt and capsicum please

fulham? is that better than durham?

its just a pepper lad

literally untrue desu

singapore is good

>capsicum
stop pretending to be romans

>labor
Fuck off Yank

Laptop idea: Yoga 710

need a cardiff gf

Where is your sticking point? Goblet squats are a good way to start, as is box squatting onto a progressively lower box

The only thing wrong with Durham is that there isn't more of it

it is a perfect city

>pepper
its peppy

nonce

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great the ALP posting runt has now made a laughing stock of us over the fact we refer to bell peppers as capsicums.

exceptional. The people i share a flag with.

disgusting

need a gf

She wants a man from capsicum

im out

Screeching

Don't do it

will need source to prove this

Sit next to her in lecture and shes keen desu. Ask her on a date?

>Durham
>City

howling at this one

Imagine being so much of a runtish people that you're proud you've dumbed down your language enough to use the word "pepper" over the actual name for the plant

Christ...

got a thread up and ready to go for Auscucks to be BTFO

>we refer to bell peppers as capsicums.

what's wrong with durham?

>losing argument to girl
>call her ugly
>her self esteem shatters before my eyes
>starts crying and cutting herself
>says win
ahh, yes

taking a shit lads

will remaincucks ever recover?

need a seolhyun girlfriend

>baby's not black

pass bro

>Sunderland
Dropped (like Sunderland at the end of the season)

>capsicum

need an oldham athletic gf

would

wagwan /britdem/?

sweet capsicum bitches
as opposed to hot capsicum

>need a seolhyun girlfriend

oldham? is that older than durham?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggplant

why do you runts call it "aubergene"?

>go to coffee shop after work
>buy coffee
>drop it as i am walking back to car
>too embarrassed to go back in to ask for another
>walk to car, drive home

this actually happened today, not memeing

well above parallel desu

i'll work on it over next few months, just annoying not being able to for so long

are you going to upload that folder or what

Stop killing the britdem

Need a Cara gf.

test
hello brit

Favourite 80s female hip hop trio? For me it's Salt-N-Capiscum

stop embarrassing yourself

oldham used to produce more cotton than germany and france combined

will be purchasing a BELL PEPPER today to chop up and put in my salad

one of the orange ones those are the best

lame kys

need a newcastle gf

need a nana girlfriend

>going out to buy coffee then going back home

Just buy a coffee maker ffs

we use the french

canal trip anyone?

Imagine having to eat ca-PISS-CUM

foy
interesting

boyfriend*

test successful
hello iceland

Know that i like you user and it wont be the same without you.

need a Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch gf

me and the boys

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Mmm, you know what I fancy? A nice sweet ca-PISS-CUM

What's so great about yoga 710?

Imagine having to use the same dumbed down words as yanks

it just isn't the same

need a preston north end gf quite badly

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which one of you aussie runts made this?

NONCE

Don't see how Australia can ever recover from this

>Capiscum

pacis-scum

mum found out I had a bad day at work
i.4cdn.org/gif/1475141895647.webm

me on the far right

cat piss and cum?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwe

laugh my arse off when people talk about the "sacrifice" and "hard work" they put in at the gym. yeah you've got the LUXURY of being able to pay to do manual labour in your spare time, that's not a sacrifice, you don't need to do it, you are not a professional athlete, it's just a hobby. there are people out there scavenging from toxic rubbish dumps to survive while you do your lateral raises and then instagram a mirror selfie you fucking prick

>lololol they have a different name for thing

oh wait

Why don't they make cross promoted drama-documentary projects about the times when the bitches bite back?

unreasonably large picture

Bruce

Capsicum (also known as peppers) is a genus of flowering plants in the nightshade family Solanaceae

>also known as

my willy is growing but im taking a shit so it's getting a bit awkward haha

youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0


cold out

Jane elliott is a fucking gimp

>redditball comic
you have to go back

young man, what would your mother say if she knew you made this post?!

>redditball

Ananas is too much like banana though isn't it

>(3.93 MB, 2845x4266)
Ah yes, let me just use all my bandwidth for this month in order to view this image

Hey britannian user, I'm considering visiting your glorious country. Where should I go for that authentic British experience, where can I find the atmosphere from the old Sherlock Holmes movies?

>redditball

Polandball started on Cred Forums you leveret

It's also called a fucking pineapple
JFs need to learn their place

youtu.be/tfDrqnjfT6A?t=56m12s

really ignited my neural synapses

that's why we jfs need to sing that gwen stefani song to remember which is which

Jungle is massive

Tower Hamlets

>invented by Cred Forums
>call it redditball

Going to take my canis for a walk to work up an appetite, then I'm going to have a nice salad of lactuca, nullam, cepa, and of course my personal favourite capiscum.

Birmingham

coolface and advice dogs started on Cred Forums as well

Capsicum annuum L.
Capsicum baccatum L.
Capsicum buforum Hunz.
Capsicum campylopodium Sendtn.
Capsicum cardenasii Heiser & P. G. Sm.
Capsicum ceratocalyx M.Nee
Capsicum chacoense Hunz.
Capsicum chinense Jacq.
Capsicum coccineum (Rusby) Hunz.
Capsicum cornutum (Hiern) Hunz.
Capsicum dimorphum (Miers) Kuntze
Capsicum dusenii Bitter
Capsicum eximium Hunz.
Capsicum flexuosum Sendtn.
Capsicum friburgense Bianch. & Barboza
Capsicum frutescens L.
Capsicum galapagoense Hunz.
Capsicum geminifolium (Dammer) Hunz.
Capsicum havanense Kunth
Capsicum hookerianum (Miers) Kuntze
Capsicum hunzikerianum Barboza & Bianch.
Capsicum lanceolatum (Greenm.) C.V.Morton & Standl.
Capsicum leptopodum (Dunal) Kuntze
Capsicum lycianthoides Bitter
Capsicum minutiflorum (Rusby) Hunz.
Capsicum mirabile Mart. ex Sendtn.
Capsicum mositicum Toledo
Capsicum parvifolium Sendtn.
Capsicum pereirae Barboza & Bianch.
Capsicum pubescens Ruiz & Pav.
Capsicum ramosissimum Witasek
Capsicum recurvatum Witasek
Capsicum rhomboideum (Dunal) Kuntze
Capsicum schottianum Sendtn.
Capsicum scolnikianum Hunz.
Capsicum spina-alba (Dunal) Kuntze
Capsicum stramoniifolium (Kunth) Standl.
Capsicum tovarii Eshbaugh et al.
Capsicum villosum Sendtn.

Alright, that's all of the species. Now what shall we call it, Nigel?

>Peppers

when you're doing a poo and the doorbell rings

youtube.com/watch?v=0Hj6dCKpHKQ

you have an anus
you have ananas
you put the ananas in the anus
you have an ananas anus

>Polandball started on Cred Forums you leveret

Especially since the pineapple is native to Hawaii which was discovered by Captain Cook it's only proper that it actually be called a pineapple and not an ananas or whatever spic shit they call it

You can see her clit though.

>59:59
why the fuck does he make his videos this long?

excuisie

ananus

Next thread will be an Anime edition

I have called it therefore it must be an anime edition.

>calling it coolface

Confirmed redditor

You have to go back

might go beddy byes

i linked it at the end desu

the middle 40 minutes is them talking government and economics

failblog vintage 2008 m8

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sounds like a plan

>squeezing your glutes when you squat
what the fuck lad
my arse is far too weak to keep a taut bum

>Tower Hamlets
>includes one of the highest ethnic minority populations in the country and has an established British Bangladeshis business and residential community
Is this a joke?

Well, I'm off to bed lads. Keep bantering the antipodean runts for using such a bent word for peppers, won't you?

xx

Can just picture the barratt New build life they lead.

get fucked you annoying twat

Cant believe some brown cunt who wanted to stir up trouble by taking a clock that purposely looked like a bomb to school was invited to the white house

thinking about selling some of my titchposting stocks

anybody looking to buy?

nailed it

did the baby get eaten????

No one is going to buy stocks in a dead gimmick

yeah on your ones you absolute bellsniff

Need a council estate gf

what the fuck's happened to him?

Try the hidden alleyways around st Pauls Cathedral or explore Strand/ Fleet Street in the evening.

yes.

Haha you got annoyed by something on the internet you stupid cunt

know this girl who won't let her bf have a picture as his Facebook profile pic unless she's in it
she seems a tad bit insane desu

need a nigger gf

he's dating moot

why?

sorry i meant bradford

nah you don't she smells, looks disgusting and is dumb

that's quite the forehead if im honest

would it be better to replace government with corporations who would collectively charge you more than taxation but it wouldn't be mandatory?

>You will never save a qt 3.14 from the Paki invasion centres

He was always a mess

go to london

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=MDq4ITObqr4&feature=youtu.be

Probably as long as there were methods for these corporations to be held accountable for any wrongdoing

got a case of the jungle fever m7

new

you should see a doctor lad

>asian invasion centres

FTFY lad