Which country brews the best beer, and why is it the United States of America? Honorable mentions to Belgium and Russia

America is the best at memes

What is high resolution interracial pornography?

>Beer
>Anything but Czech beer

>Russia

>drinking alcohol
it should be illegal 2bh

aren't you on the run after the bombing?

Not him but desu you turds lucked out, you have wild yeast that makes awesome ales. If you tried using natural yeast here you'd end up with vomit garbage water.

Ok I'll call it beer. grrrrrrr

Just came in to post this. Thanks user.

>clapistani beer

I recall them being rather terrible, even worse than our worst beer Lapin Kulta

What did he mean by this?

Well only, when it comes to your craft beer scene and most of the craft beers are imo novelty beers. Your average beer still taste like shit, though. The craft beer movement is mostly seen in Germany as some hipster nonsense and there is no need for copying Americas drive for it, because Bavaria alone has more different sorts of good quality white beers than america will ever have.

and this

The Russians are beating us, see Legalporno. Also, Brazzers is Canadian.

>his dinner consists of half a chicken breast, a few onion rings and some potato skins.

They make one I think it's Tyskie, it's not the greatest but it's ok.

wew yuropoors getting BTFO

Official (= out of my arse) beer rankings:
Czech
German
Belgian
British/Irish
rest are mostly irrelevant or straight up shit tier

>Muh American craft beer evolution
A thousand crude, over-hopped, identical IPAs.

How expensive is Chimay in hungry?

Belgian beer is by far the best in both quality and variety. Germans and Czechs vie for second place.

When I want a wince-inducing over-hopped IPA the US will be my first port of call, I do assure you.

nigga, that dinner is more than enough to fill an adult, the fuck you are talking about

theres also a salad

Good list

hello

best beer brewing country reporting

>more than enough
For once I have to agree with the american, if that picture isn't missing a lot of protein it isn't gonna fill an adult (hint: skeletors aren't men) for more than 30 minutes, and it certainly isn't "more than enough"

Try Troegs, Lagunitas, Stone, Clown Shoes, Weyerbacher, Riverhorse, Southern Tier, Two Roads, etc.

All 150 delicious mL at a time

It is true that several of our lambic beers like Cantillon are brewed with open vessels, using wild strains of both yeasts and lactic acid-producing bacteria of which some only exist in the area around Brussels (regions around the Rupel and Zenne rivers).

But this is only a small fraction of our total gamma. There are also the trappist beers and every abbey traditionally makes beer since the middle ages.

When I studied biochemistry there were many foreigners who brew beer on a commercial scale who came here to follow courses and labs of microbiology. I had a Dutch friend he was 60 years old, a rich entrepreneur with a passion for beer. When he did a test batch it was on a 1000 liter scale, he brought a massive amount of bottles to school every time for us to keep and try after class. Good times.

Please tell me you're being ironic. Literally never had a Dutch beer that wasn't piss. Heineken, Amstel, piss.

That's a good looking supper fatass

Were?

Do you mean Weißbier? Yeah you have more but it's really a seasonal thing here. I like some of Ayingers and Weihenstephaner's Hefe.

the potatoes and the onion rings are greasy enough
this looks like a decent size piece of chicken
theres alo a salad and some plate of other h'ordeuvres or whatever behind it.
the beer is filling too, if you eat properly during the day, thats a decent meal

nobody does stouts or porters better than britain

nobody does pilsner better than czechia

nobody does wiessbier and blondes better than belgium and bavaria

nobody does piss better than america
except maybe mexico

>he fell for the jew brands
hertog jan is real dutch beer

mexico beer is bretty good tb h

btw the only "Dutch" trappist is brewed literally on the Belgian border.

>fatass
I'm 74kg at 186cm, I'm closer to the skeletor end of the spectrum. But something like 75g of chicken + some carbs and a bit of fat isn't gonna keep a grown man full.

>Irish
Guinness is the only thing they do best for a style everything else you can find a better version of it in Britain.

Negra Modela is ok, every other Mexican beer I've had isn't very good.

Well yeah if all your buying is IPAs.

>nobody does piss better than america
>except maybe mexico

true at least they add tequila and lemon to their piss to mask the taste

t. tiny asian boy

You may have good beer but all we get here is Heineken and Amstel and the're garbage.

I'm 73kg at 1,81m and that would fill me up, especially with the salad he mentioned.

Holy shit non-belgians

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I meant Helles and Weißbier. We do have some good Pils, too. But Pils is mostly a northern thing. Weihenstephaner makes some good beer imo. If you like Weihenstephaner then try a Weltenburger if you have access to thier products, you wont regret it.

Half a non GMO chicken breasts is not enough protein for an adult male (maybe the full of hormone sized breasts are). Are you a cute grill?

t. average american boy

post your favourite local beer lads

Well they tried at least making something completly new by fermenting corn and I would actually say it's an own cathegory of beer. There is still a lot room for improvement, though.

We actually have a Trappist monastery that brews beer in New England but it's way to expensive. A 6 pack was like $20. I have had Trappist from Belgian and it was good though.

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hope you had a tripel

If you're talking about Spencer it's worth the price, toptier stuff tbqhf

>implying I buy anything but the cheapest shit to get drunk
quality beers are so horribly expensive here (usually 3-4 times more expensive for the same amount of alcohol) that you only ever buy 1-2 on top of the 24 pack of piss beer

Lad, what is Kellerbier? Keller is cellar so is it just aged beer?

But you are Dutch. There is no such thing as Belgians.

It and XX Amber are decent but everything else is piss.

shame t hear that lad

i hear lots of finns ferry t estonia for alcohol is that true?

>opened in 2013

>crude, over-hopped

True. Also the bitter constituents in hops are pseudo-estrogens, overindulgence will make their mantits big and firm.

(Folklore in the hops-growing region of Poperinge here tells a story of women that used to have their periods twice a month when they picked hops all day long for weeks.)

Basically over-hopping beer is a bit like the excessive use of herbs when cooking.

Of course it is, it's almost a weekly routine. But you still buy the same beers as here (since most of the basic beers are the same)

>tequila
When?
>lemon
Do you mean lime? They also add clamato to beer so have fun with that.

This

Here we use La Fin du Monde from Québec if we want to get drunk at a reasonable price. It's a European trappist style beer but comes in 750mL bottles and is 9%, so 2 of them makes you feel like it's la fin du monde.

Who brews the best brew you ask?

The United States of America, son

Funny how the better beer-producing countries are generally of Celto-Germanic stock.

Belgians, (South-)Germans, Czech (only 50% Slavic), Britons, the Irish. Even the Danes (the Cimbri were undoubtedly of Celtic stock).

Those are both good. Pils I have never ever liked it (inb4 Czech shit storm). I can't get over that sulphur note it has.
>tfw much heritage is from OstFriesland and still keep in touch with my relatives there
>Tfw Jever is from there.

fuck off you fat yank slob

never really thought about it but it's true

we're all from the same (or similar) ancestral line

13g of protein for dinner is worthless if you are an active male.

They sell a brand of Mexican beer here, it says on the bottle tequilla is added to it. It literally looks like piss, it's only 4-5% yet they charge you more than an average high-fermented beer like Chimay or Straffe Hendrik.

What's good Danish beer? We only get Carlsberg here. We honestly get better beer from Iceland (Einstök).

>it's another "Americans pretending to be retarded and then making fun of people for telling them they're retarded" thread

>fat yank thinks driving around in a scooter constitutes as activity
piss off

this is very popular with students here

it literally tastes like citrus piss

>tiny skeleton man doesn't know how to get swole
makes sense, you're all numales anyway

Einstok is quite good

Not great, but good for what it is.

Who's the best wine producer?

At least they are real countries

Your own government recommends 66.6 grams of protein for a 180lb man.
That meal alone with a beer, onion, potato, and chicken breast, is close to 20grams of protein. So just under .33 of what he should have in a day if he's 180lbs. The other .66 coming from breakfast, dinner, and snacks.

That's totally reasonable

East shit you paki nigger

Our beer WAS the worst on the fucking planet, until we beat the corporate beer lobbyists and won the right to muh microbrew
Now our beer is the fucking best...literally the fucking best on the planet...piss water no more. Get fucked.

>pick related, the BEST beer I have found, out of all the beer in North America and all of the most popular imports from around the world

My local one is called Nasha propaganda (our propaganda) lol
It's 100 times better then moscow mass market sheize. I'd post it, but it's neither bottled nor canned. You just come to the local beer shop and orders it.

>3 year old American brewery on par with 500 year old "muh tradition"
honestly anyone who does things "the old fashioned way" is a retard

Best wines are from California and France, although I like meme wines like Canadian ice wine (made from frozen grapes) and blueberry wine made obviously from blueberries in Maine and New Brunswick.

>our beer is the fucking best
it really isn't

you don't even have the best ipas and that's literally all you produce

I have read you guys up there produce a shit load of wine, here we produce good and cheap wine too and it's great

It's middle thing between white bier and a stout. Some do age.

It's not just a long tradition, there's more to it, like ingredients and soil that have been cultivated for generations.
For example, Sam Adams, one of the better big American breweries has their hopps flown in daily from Germany.

>But you are Dutch. There is no such thing as Belgians.

The final drop that made the bucket overflow for Flemings in 1830 was when your dickhead of a king, Willem, (who made himself hated by half the country in a mere 15 years) imposed a high taxation on our beers. That is why the West-Flemish brewer family Rodenbach was one of the leaders of the Belgian Revolution, and with massive approval of the general public.

We may be all Lowlanders, the cultural differences between us have always been clearly greater than between Dutch- and French-speaking Belgians. That is how the small, foamy beer meme started.

Another thing, you will not find any difference in quality between Flemish and Walloon beers. Even the most rabid separatist will admit that. The Dutch on the other hand, always refer to their one beer that is a bit better (Hertog Jan), where we have literally hundreds of top quality beers.

>"""on par"""
lmao the delusion is real

Only true statement in this thread. Belgium literally doesn't exist.

That's all California produces m8
New Mexico is all about red ale, and their shit is as good as a beer can taste, and Utah is all about creme ale which is still better than any IPA, any day

>enjoy your warm piss, you limey fuck

Lmao

This, why is there so many IPAs and why are they almost always shit?

We do have a lot of wines, none very good or expensive on an international level.
Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky is now a vintner

>Lowlander
also a decent dutch beer

But it is?

>yank
>telling anyone else to enjoy piss
HOWLING

Talking about Straffe Hendrik thats some quality stuff.

Im quite happy I live in south Limburg, get the good German and Belgium brands while also having some good brewery's in the region (way better then the shit they produce in the north)

>American beer

lmao even Amy Schumer is less of a pathetic joke

I really like my local brew of wheat beer.
But i can't say that Brazil made good beer, most of the beer is cheap nigger tier beer.

>Worst beer i ever drink, come from Jamaica.

Spot on, also the strains of yeast have been domesticated for ages on the substrate that is used.

As I have already mentioned, microbiology and biochem/bio-engineering courses here at our universities are always filled with foreigners, including Americans and Canadians, who come here to learn about our traditional ways. I find that quite flattering.

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This. We're late to the game but we still BTFO yuropoors lmao

You're delusional

have you been huffing paint thinner again?

Beer? wtf that stuff is disgusting worldwide
this is the only "beer" that's drunk here

not to mention the actual brewing methods like slate squares

anyone who thinks traditional ways are hogwash or obsolete doesn't understand beer at all

Are you satisfied with your bait?

are you retarded
oh wait, you are
American Adjunct Lager is the watered down horseshit that normalfags love.
You probably wouldn't tell a difference between that and German Bier because there is no fucking difference.

The best beer worldwide that you will never try is created in American microbrewerys. They're plentiful and everywhere, you can buy them in almost any grocery store.
It's a damned shame what Germans drink nowadays and feel smug about. Enjoy your donkey piss, you'll never know what a real beer tastes like.

looks quite tasty desu

That looks vile and I doubt the're using grade F tequila.

Good post

bet not doubt

>Enjoy your donkey piss
>says the yank

>snacks
Fatjob detected.

>not snacking throughout the day
it's like you don't want to be strong?

It's like crack to me.

I don't know much about English Ale, but all I know is that it is god tier

>has no real argument
>resorts to memes
You sure showed me.

I agree

There's nothing wrong with experimenting and trying new things, Innis & Gunn from Scotland uses American bourbon and oak barrels to age and they make a very good beer, but the trend of throwing out generations of technical knowledge, methods, ingredients, and experience, is a spastic with no palate.

Best to eat something light every couple of hours, I usually do carrot sticks, nuts, a fruit, etc.

>soil that have been cultivated for generations.
That's not actually a good thing. In fact it created pic related.

Well what would you expect? Northerners brew alcohol from the crops that grow there (hops, barley etc) southerners brew it from their crops - grapes.

I have no doubt about that. NL-Limburgers are honourary Belgians ;^) You were part of Belgium for 10 years, until coal was found and the Dutch took you back in 1840.

I am very fond of Achel, a trappist brewed literally on the border in the St-Benedictus abbey in Hamont-Achel. The Achel 5° can only be tried in the abbey, it is not available commercially elsewhere, it is mainly brewed for consumption by the monks themselves. The other ones are the 8° and the Extra (9.5%) both blond and amber.

>Western-Europe
>a desert
dumb cunt

>Innis & Gunn
They need to stop using clear bottles. The two times I've bought it, it was skunked.

You're a bit thick aren't you?

>I don't know much about English Ale, but all I know is that it is god tier
then ye know all there is t know

i'm biased but i don't think anyone does straight ale, bitter, stouts or porters better than we do

True, but the ones that produce the better beers are of Celto-Germanic stock.

Germanics and Slavs also brew beer, as you said, everyone living north of the wine-border. The South of Germany also produces wine, yet they are world-renowned for their beer.

>skunking
>a real thing

>beer in clear bottles
nigguz dont kno bout dem UVs

speaking of clear glass, howcome has corona gotten so popular? it's just glorified pisswasser

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i'm not too much int beer but here are my favourites:
* wicküler
* grevensteiner
* augustiner-bräu helles lagerbier.

don't know if it's too pleb

Tell me about our dust storms senpai

>UV degradation of isohumulones in hop oils which bonds to sulfur doesn't exist because I'm a smart Brit.
I thought this was an Americans pretend to be stupid thread.

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I never figured that out. The only thing I've heard that makes sense here is it's nostalgia for past Mexican vacations.

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it exists, sure

but it doesn't happen often because the amount of exposure needed to cause the reaction is incredibly high

what you're thinking of as "skunked" is an intentional taste

but modelo is better when it comes to light lagers you can drink for hours on end

That's not supposed to be Europe, it's the American Midwest (the breadbasket) during the Great Depression. It became the Dust Bowl due to below average rainfalls combined with solid depletion due to a lack of crop rotation and never giving the soil a rest year. My point was that constant farming is not a positive.

Have any of you tried the famed West-Vleteren beers? If so, what do you think of it?

The demand has sky-rocketed ever since the NY Times pronounced it the world's best beer in 2005 and it won 2 golden medailles in the 2012 world beer cup. The monks however refuse to scale up their production as to not affect the quality, they don't really like the increased pressure on them since it gained so much attention. The double is 7%, since 1856 and the triple blonde is 9.5%, since 1936.

Even for Belgians it is hard to get. The monks only sell a limited amount per person, and only to Belgians, that is, cars with Belgian plates. My sister owns a restaurant and she was able to secure a stock of both varieties. She sells them for 15 euros a piece in the restaurant.

This may seem expensive, but due to the limited supply, I've seen people on the internet offer 50 euros for a single bottle.

Inus and Gunn aged in Rum Barrels shouldn't intentionally taste like getting sprayed in the face by a skunk. Also, the time varient depends on the type of light and darker bottles slow the process,

"And it's been said that bottled beer can become light-struck in less than one minute in bright sun, after a few hours in diffuse daylight, and in a few days under normal fluorescent lighting."

best marketing desu

Only some come in clear bottles, like the winter brew that shouldn't be in any strong UV anyway.
It's a British beer that's Canada's favourite import, neither country is known for a lot of sunlight or for letting a beer sit around long enough to go bad.

I don't know maybe it's really good Marketing similar beers never reached the sales levels of Corona.

He means youre a muzzie fundamentalist antisocial retard

>a lack of crop rotation and never giving the soil a rest year
nigga they figured that shit already out in the early middle ages

What bombing?

innis & gunn is low quality beer desu

and yes brown bottles protect from uv better than white or green
but it still shouldn't happen unless something seriously went wrong

>in less than one minute
pure hogwash

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yeah p much like heineken in urop despite every country having at least one cheaper local brew that tastes as good or even better

It's shit. And it's from Poland, not Russia. Bad pick, because we have new breweries opening all the time now and a really high variety. Our market copies the American one I suppose. But this being Poland, so liqour stores on every corner and Polish love for beer (and alcohol in general), these craft beers are both more available and affordable than in the US (from my observation).

Anyway, for lagers the best is Czechia (although one has to remember Germany, hands down; for stouts Ireland; true ale England; all the other types of beer are either regional or sum sort of subtype

BTW: Has anyone had an oyster stout? The worst beer I've ever drank. Still gives me shivers.

Belgian beer is best beer.

I dont fucking know I didn't say it originally

But I'm sure that's what he meant

Hey retard nobody got your dumb joke, study harder ivan

does danish beer count as local..?

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o yeah and of course Belgium too! Trappe beer is the best!

>ivan
do you think that's a polish flag lmao

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>checking flags
Why would I need to know any other flag but my own? Every other country besides mine is exactly the same

>muh microbiologies

>muh macrocitizenry

poland does good witbier too

grodziskie is very tasty and reminds of a bavarian style called schlenkerla

>oyster stout
each and every flavoured beer deserves the into-the-trash-trash-it-goes

chocolate stout not even once. this shit is foul and who everr thought it up should be burned to the stake 2bh

>schlenkerla
got that wrong

schlenkerla is the brand, rauchbier is the style

*the into-the-trash-trash-it-goes treatment

>chocolate stout
>foul
pleb

We have a lot of blueberry ale here. It's not very good

never had it

chocolate stout doesn't refer to chocolate as an ingredient in the same way i assume blueberries do to blueberry ale

no u

srsly though if you add something it's nit really as as enjoyable imo

that picture was taken in canada

Yeah, I meant to quote the French guy talking about flavoured beers.

chocolate isn't an ingredient of chocolate stout

chocolate stout comes from using roasted malt
the "chocolate" part of the name comes from the colour of the beer, though the aroma of the malt is similar to chocolate too

this isn't to say that there aren't chocolate stouts with chocolate as an ingredient, but it isn't the traditional method of brewing chocolate stout

Nope, she's from Des Moines, Iowa USA
Also, M&Ms are rare here, especially something like snack size, it's usually smarties that you find instead.

nah bruh i meant literally chocolate flavoured beer

never had what you're talking about but you did pick my curiosity and i'll try some if i have a chance to

europe has the best hamburger and microburgeries, why do you begrudge the fact that america has the best beer

coors lite et. al. is the product and legacy of robber baron corporatism and government anti-competition via prohibition, microbrew is the product and result of free market capitalism and an informed elitist-connoisseur customer base

same with microburgeries

>why do you begrudge the fact that america has the best beer
because you literally do not

american pilsner can't match czechia
american bitters, stouts, porters, ales can't match britain
american witbier can't match belgium
american blondes can't match bavaria

BEER QUESTION FOR YANKS:

I'M IN CHICAGO AND I WANT BOOZE BUT THE ONLY NEARBY STORE IS A LITTLE MINIMART THING

DO ALL PLACES LIKE THIS STOCK BOOZE IN THE STATES, OR IS IT JUST SOME OF THEM? I'VE SEEN IT IN MOVIES

>mfw a brit responds to me about their "beer"
I have no face because I don't care and they're not receiving a response.

way to expose you know absolutely nothing about beer

>all the love and recognition in this thread

user, I... :3

America has the best beer in the world, crafted all over the nation in American owned and run microbreweries.
But guess what? You'll be to taste them as they don't ship internationally :^)
Enjoy your American Adjunct Lager (i.e. pisswater), we ship that everywhere because you people eat it up like flies on shit :^)
Thanks for the embolstered economy, dumbasses.

>american pilsner can't match czechia
undisputed
>american witbier can't match belgium
agreed, but we make damn good saisons and abbey beers
>american blondes can't match bavaria
blonde ales are meme beers for people who only drink pale lagers
>american bitters, stouts, porters, ales can't match britain
fite me. fite me irl

>literally colonizing Germany with our superior beer
You CANNOT make this up!

We can all agree that british "beer" is completely worthless pisswater. Hell even the Poles and Romanians make better beer than little shitain.

We took all of their styles and made them better desu

I'm pretty sure they don't sell american beer over here
If we want to drink urine we can always buy Heineken
>also mfw reading that post

"YEHAW WHADDA YA MEAN THE BEER AIN'T FIZZY LIKE MY COCA-COLA"

>fite me
you literally cannot come close to our bitters, stouts and porters

your microbreweries don't even use yorkshire squares for a start

Only some. You'll have to go check it out . Or go to a grocery store or pharmacy.

nitro beers are actually popular here
real ale's gaining traction in breweries and brewpubs too

>yank
>calling anyone else's beer pisswater
creasing

Nobody cares about bitters over here (we make out own kind of pale ale), but American stouts and porters > Brit stouts and porters, especially Russian imperial stouts.

>American stouts and porters > Brit stouts and porters, especially Russian imperial stouts
TOP KEK

you don't even brew your russian imperials in slate squares
you are not even on our level

This is true, nitro beer is nice.

America makes better examples of litteraly every beer style commonly brewed in shitain. Bitters, pales, stouts, porters, barleywines. All are done better by at least one American brewery. Typically many breweries. Shitain is literally a non-country today when it comes to beer. And german beer is severely limited by that stupid 16th century beer law. The only country that really surpasses America today in terms of beer quality is Belgium.

t. literal beer pleb

that stout is shit. hoppy stouts are a meme

>craft beer

why doesn't Cred Forums like microbreweries?

t. clueless faggot who has only ever drank burton's swill.

It gets old after a while hearing everyone calling our beer piss water and the likes. Okay how is this, I spent a couple months living in Germany and going around Europe and had the brews there and this is what I conclude (coming mostly from German beer because that is what I had the most of)

The beers over there are really good, consistently good. I mean, I like any beer but I know all you euro beer snobs say our beer sucks, that our beer is watered down. In a way yes, compared to yours. The big factory beers, when compared with the big European ones, do seem to be more watery.

However, those are the only beers that you are exposed to. The American beers that they might sell in your country are the big factory ones, so you won't know the good ones we have over here.

Also, for Germany at least, the reason why they have good beers is that they have these purity laws stating that beer can only be made with these certain properties whereas we can make whatever beer we want from anything. Ever have a pineapple infused beer? Or a pine mango beer? I don't think so because A. there are these laws and B. these beers are not available anywhere else.

guarantee I've tasted more beer the world over than you ever will

you're a stereotypical "muh america" clown and wouldn't know a good beer if it bit your over hopped arse

Because non-Americans (not sure about Canadians t.bh) don't have them in their country and are jealous of us

I guarantee youve tasted more varieties of pakistani semen than you have tasted varieties of beer.

nice comeback from the country that is literally less than 63% white

american microbrewed beer are sold all over europe

they're generally seen as meme beer

Hows that 63% semen beer treating you?

but how much on a grand scale? When I was on Germany, the only place I could find American microbrewed beer was in one shop specifically for the sale of German/international craft beers

They're .
You don't know what a microbrewery is.

my city has at least 4 craft beer shops that i know of and frequent
2 of which are a short walk from my flat

all of them sell american microbrewed beer
along with bigger american meme names like founders, sierra nevada, etc
>They're .
thats what i said you spastic
>You don't know what a microbrewery is
yes, i do. i've bought quite a few, and even if i dont think they're the best, i don't think they're all shite.

you on the other hand have almost certainly never tried a real english bitter

guys stop fighting pls

They sell this for $6.50 a six-pack at ALDI. Is it worth trying?

Gotcha. Maybe the UK is more open to other countries' beers. That was a consensus I found over there on mainland Europe that they stick with their own country's beer and say it's the best and not deviate from that.

For instance I stayed with a friend in Belgium for a few days and as my friend dropped my off at the train station, I wanted to give his parents some German beer that I happened to have with me as a token of appreciation, but my friend would not take it to them because giving non Belgian beer to Belgians is apparently a thing they don't do.

Hahaha i love how whenever American beer is mentioned in a thread the brit posters always get anally annihilated. Its so formulaic. Bravo, OP.

This is a great beer for sure. I'm getting the feeling that americans are very spoiled with good cheap beer though. In my city (Dallas) we have enough breweries that some bars only offer local beers, I can get 6-9% beers that are amazing, we have a local beer caled the Velvet Hammer that you can only get on draft that's the best beer I've ever had.

can't comment on the continent because i dont live there and don't tend to spend my holidays looking for any beers except the local ones

but we are definitely big on importing beer, our most popular beers are belgian, australian, and dutch

we are also cannot make lager for some reason
so if you ever want one you're pretty forced to buy a foreign brand

Jokes on you. We have them.

>muh beer
>muh chocolate
>muh waffles
>muh fries

If it wasn't for based King Leo you'd just be known for having good snacks.

>europeans
>polite discussion over which country makes the best styles of beer, often agreeing other countries beat their own on certain styles

>yanks
>AMERICA IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING

It's true. You're just upset your town is under Sharia and does not allow alcohol.

my county is unironically 98% white m80

enjoy being almost a minority in your own country though x

Any good Polen beers? Would like to try some... hard to come by here though.

Poland has some surprisingly good beers I've noticed on several occasions.

>but my friend would not take it to them because giving non Belgian beer to Belgians is apparently a thing they don't do.

Nonsense, the guy must have been a weirdo, or you are making this up.

my town is 98% white too whoop de doo

statistically you are lying

sorry, I was sleeping
Chimays cost around 2,3 euros here

>muh regulated socialist beer
Fuck off, Franzl

Nope.

Depends kinda on region, indeed the west south part is kinda Belgium but the south east is more German.

Where do you live?

>plastic bags
So you've tasted the worst possible. There is a boom of microbreweries here. In every bar there are local beers from these breweries they are a lot better.

I'm disgusted by OPs post.

Not to mention triggered as hell.

>onion rings
Looks like calamari to me.
Also there's a communal plate on the table, he can have seconds and thirds.

Godverdomme een mooi plaatje

Almost every beer I see in that pic I can go and buy here locally.

There are also big cultural differences between someone who lives in Dutch-Limburg and Holland, but they're still both Dutch.
Just like you.

Can confirm, holland fags can't even understand our dialect.

Actually had a very good homebrew beer in Tampere, Finland...

browarkormoran.pl/Nasze-piwa.html

youtube.com/watch?v=6yo0MMMHI9k

the beer from the clip is quite expensive though,

this is a review of the "normal" beer that you buy for like 1,5-2 euro in a local store:

youtube.com/watch?v=8M26peBLuCs

uezs

Haven't drunk this specific brand yet, but I'm not a big fan of Saxon beer in general. (But that's also because they mostly produce Pils)

don't forget
>m-muh microbreweries you didn't try the good beer you can only get at this very specific spot

My homebrewed ale :3

Adegem (West Flanders)

The place I mean is called "De Zytholoog" formerly "De Bierloods".

based celto-germanic brother :3

I was in Moscow in 2010, I did not know about them.

To clear up the situation about beer and their origins:
Most countries where people give a damn about beer actually have pretty good beer.
I regularly buy beer from all sorts of cunts.
The standard beer (Pils) in Germany and Czech is an ok beer for everyday use.
It tastes fine, but boring mostly.
The real deal is always found in "microbrews", or "craft-beer".
We don't use those words here, but it mostly is just that. Beers that aren't produced in masses.
In that regard I have tasted beer from Belgium, the USA and Germany that were of excellent quality.
Although americans drink too much IPAs (they don't taste very good in my opinion, and end up too sour for my taste)
And I really don't understand trapist beers.
(I have tried times and times again, but I simply don't get it)
If you can get your hands on something like that, I really recommend it.

Why are there trees inside your house?

Scotland leads the world in craft beers. Prove me wrong

Belgium > Czech > Japan except Okinawa > Holland >south east Asia (include Okinawa) >>>>>> Amerifat beer

Brits don't have plants in their homes?

What the duck are you taking about?! Why would we have tings which grow outside in our homes

this of course
belgium by far

I really like Belhaven. Everyone says it smells like a nigger malt .40

>forgot pic

FACT

Ummm, no.
That would be Belgium followed by Germany and Czechia.

And Guinness ofcourse

1798 that all taste the same. And Baltika is good.

I agree that craft brew beardfags here are all "muh IPA that tastes like stale wood", which I thought was an Americana thing, like bourbon or pretending Tito's is decent vodka, but they unironically like horrid, awful stuff like Stone or Dogfish Head.

There's really good beer, here but these bearded libertarian nu-males ruin it all by drinking shitty IPA's or gay summer beers all the time.

Shut Up, Heineken. Even your beer smells like weed.

That's not mexican, retard.

...

are you having your period?

It's just retarded to assume it's mexican and it annoys me to see the stereotypical dumb belgian fall for a marketing trick. There isn't even tequila in it.

what's wrong with pils

>beer

>the stereotypical dumb belgian

m8...

and what about the 1798 Belgian beers all tasting the same?

What about it? Write them a letter to come up with something original.

Great
>US
>Belgium

Good
>Germany
>Czechia
>Netherlands
>UK

Rest is mostly shitty lagers

Brewdog is great

Why are you so annoyed with Belgian beers being generally appreciated? You seem to have an irrational hatred for Belgium in all of your posts. It makes you act rather salty and it kinda shows.

I'm just not a fan of it. There are some good Pilsner beers (Rothaus for example), but I personally prefer other kinds (Helles, Kellerbier, wheat beer, export beer).

Nah. It's just that I cant really stand Flemish people. And it gets worse when they start talking about beer, since 99% of them only know shit like duvel and leffe. Beer that you can buy in literally every supermarket here.

And I am also not slaying this type of beer, but they're redundant. If 90% of them would stop to exist, not many people would care. Hence why bragging about the number of different brands annoys me.

Yeah, Belgium is beer country #1 if you like that type of beer and care about quantity. If not, it sure isn't. And I happen to like just english ale, altbier, witbier and some pilsners, so not me.

Hoegaarden is my favourite witbier though and I don't like the german wheat beer.

Belgium and Czech Republic, hands down. Honorary mentionings go to UK, Germany and Netherlands. Extra honorary mention for China because Tsing Tao is the best cheap import beer.

You have the best microbeers

Only Belgian beer that matters is Jupiler t.b.h.

Just came to post my favourite beer

We got wicked good beeah, dude.

Go Sox.

this is a long-time favorite of mine

Most of my favourite beers are British.

I also don't understand the popularity of IPAs.