You wake up in Warsaw

get on a train to Germany

get my ass kicked because the poles will smell by betaness

at first,Japanese don know Warsaw.

cut down some wartrees

Start a pro-immigration party
Looking a bit racist to me that pic is

KUUUUUUURWAAAAAAAA!

What happens next?

buy a train ticket to get back home

dance frantically because I got out of this shithole

fuck hotties

there are a lot of vietnamese in warsaw, most of them are working at the trading house in wólka kosowska
annoying fucks

Ye nothing changed literally Moscow tier but a bit smaller and poorer

Honestly, I'm probably in trouble. I did enter the country illegally.

You have to go back

Won't people hate you for being Russian?

They should make Poland great again in the process of sending me home.

Do like every other Pole: Leave.

Literally it will be like Moscow

Go to the local university and find their gynecology department and try to track down my new wife

What a dumb fucking name

>ayy guys I saw a war here lets call it warsaw

Fucking hell

I was thinking more in a saw you use for war

eat pierogi and say tak

>poorer
How can it be poorer if it's richer?

>Winning in climate/pollution
>Talk shit
Moscow richer than warsaw :^)
Is it a joke b

moscow was expensive as seoul few years ago but i don't know now

>Local Purchasing Power in Moscow is 25.36% lower than in Warsaw
makes you think

Name comes from an old "story" about fisherman "Wars" and mermaid he met, named "Sawa". - they fucked. The End.

And yes, we used to have mermaids in our Vistula.

>14million peoples almost 2 of them are migrants with low salaries
>Poorer than Warsaw where no one wants to immigrate except ukies
You win this m8

Bullshit
Real prices lower than in Warsaw

Meme all you want, facts are there. Even our shitty capital that no one likes is better than the best of your cities that you love and dore so much.

Kinda pathetic that even Pooland shits on you.

*adore

>Even our shitty capital that no one likes is better than the best of your cities that you love and dore so much.
Literally story of the all Russia KEK

During occupation Warsaw was also the richest city of Russian Empire.

Your will never know the real facts because polacks are too poor to leave their country

There's quite a bit of chineses in warsaw tbqh

more like russians dont want to give us visas so we dont know the truth

I've been to St. Petersburg for about 3-4 months and Moscow for 2 days.

Moscow is a utter shithole filled with immigrants while Petersburg is much better to be at.

I traveled quite a lot desu unlike shitty meme brained ruskies.

I even drank wódka at one of your "battleships" at the days of the sea in Petersburg, when what you call "mariaki" found out that I'm a Pole.

but the chinks lives in every countries they even lives in north korea

>Drinking vodka om aurora
Man you're such a bydlo

Not on aurora. I think aurora was being renovated when I was there.

It was days of the sea or something festival when the battlefships dock at the channels in Petersburg and you can board them and walk around.

While I was walking my phoe range, I started to speak Polish with my friend, after the conversation some "mariaki" came to me and asked me if I'm Polish I told them that - yeah, I am - and they offered me to drink with them.

Turns out they can't drink while they're out in the sea and those guys didn't drink alcohol for like 6 months or so and they got totally wasted.

was fun tho

*battleships

*phone

and overall a lot of typos, but I got a flu so I'm excused :3

>flu
cuck

Underrated

Go to work. Because you're khokholian immigrant and should pay for your kawalerkę.