TFW listening to porn while doing cardio at the gym

>That's not very healthy! Are you overweight? Runner's high is no meme
I'm in terrible shape.
I really need to lose some weight, but I'm too lazy to do it.
I'm trying to go on a diet, tho.
Low-cal keto.

fuck i need to start running again before it gets too cold

This

For some reason the gym I go to sometimes plays slavshit music, my sets are always great then.

I prefer hard bass myself though

youtube.com/watch?v=rZxxH76tUBg

Do it

I lift 5 days a week cardio 3 days a week, feelz good mang

>That's not very healthy!
>drinks liquid tree sugar

I know you're going to call me a chink or a poo

But I hate maple syrup. Tastes like shit, I can't even drink soda, maple syrup is disgusting

I've never tasted real maple syrup desu. Only the butter flavored syrup they sell here to put on pancakes

what's the point of cardio?

So that you don't die from a heart attack or get out of breath walking up the stairs? Lol

It's not that good desu

I don't get the hype

just do the aerobics

to kill gains, he's an idiot don't listen

>doing cardio at the gym

TOP FUCKING KEK!!!!!!!!!!!

go for a run on a track you fucking mong, I bet you couldn't even make HALF the fucking distance or time you could originally

>the euphoria of listening to classical music and opera when running

nothing else like it

>that first sip of the day

aaaahhhhhhhhhh...........

Also, what are your top running tracks?

youtube.com/watch?v=9hobKKvxP6M

What?

Cardio is generally aerobic... but I do anaerobic cardio sometimes too but it interferes with

>Wanting to rek ur knees

No thanks buddy

"Yeah bro cardio kills your gai-HNNGHHGGGGGGGH"(picrelated(

oh shit
i meant anaerobic
lifting
keep lifting

Cardio is literally for homos and girls.

Heart attacks are pretty manly Tbh

i thought heart attacks were caused by fat
just dont consume saturated/trans fat.

Ever wondered why the heart and stroke foundation recommends people do cardio?

to burn fat.

youtube.com/watch?v=C-bfSMpHBHE

You're broken.
It's good. Don't listen to this dickhead.

No it's because training your heart is arguably more important

The heart is a muscle and a more efficient heart is healthier

>Freakonomics

...

Nah man that's the perfect time to do it, just get a light jacket

Eh it's not bad breh

why don't you like it? Decent podcast and I like his voice

meh, idk about that.

in what way is that turbofolk?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought turbofolk implied the presence of some more "traditional" aspects, i.e. some accordeon or at least synth melody which replicates traditional melodies

This is literally just standard music (whatever the exact genre is), the same you would hear anywhere on Earth nowadays (unfortunately).

who is this semen demon

You don't know about what? That cardio is good for your heart?

Lol okay enjoy the cardiac arrest

yeah perfect during fall
once winter hits and its consistently 20 degrees and below no way I'm running

youtube.com/watch?v=S2DDiC9Kqog

i just want to look better, pham.

>that first puff after a 5km run

I've never understood the obsession with muscle/lifting/gains, nor have I ever seen the appeal of it.

I used to think it was only typical Cred Forums autism, but even IRL, this sort of dudebro retardery is actually a bit of an epidemic these days (though Cred Forums is obviously much worse, especially with the retarded anti-cardio attitude).

Personally I just do cardio to stay healthy, and because it's relatively enjoyable (because you can actually do it alone without having to endure being near other people). Other than that, I find all forms of physical exercise to be very unpleasant.

And why would cardio stop that?

>Lol okay enjoy the cardiac arrest
le hyperbole faec

idk
i want to be muscular

Some of us think cardio is incredibly unpleasant and like lifting weights instead, who would have thought

Just add more turbo

First of all, turbofolk is just a maymay with no strict definition. Secondly, her trills are identical with those of Ceca for example. She was singing for Grand Production, the house that defines turbofolk. This is just the new generation of turbofolk.

She's goddess of Bosnian Serbs
youtube.com/watch?v=uzok6EtseH0

Because you haven't given them a fair chance imo.

The reason I like lifting is it's probably one of the only activity irl that you can see constant, measurable growth in.

Being able to lift a weight you couldnt a couple months ago feels gud.

But you're right, there's more than one way to Fitness.

Why the fuck would cardio stop you from being muscular?

Are you a dyel fatass?

Post those bodies bro's

Sorry for retarded stance, kinda hard to take it with an ipad one handed

>Azis
Nigga r u gay

i'm fat, yes.

yes. also, his music is nice
he's very masculine now