/v4/

>4chins filename

I'm sure she did.

dude why would I lie, like dude wtf dude

>>tfw skipping school today
weakling

Roztomilý pásavec :3

>be on bus
>meathead enters, sits in front of me
>tattoo on the back of his neck says 'bed boy'
what did he mean by this?

did you kek at him?

What does v4 mean??????

no, I'm afraid he'll take me to bed as retribution, I'm hetero
v is the variable that represents an allowed question mark in this thread
and since 4v = 4, you can't legally use more than 4 when you post here

hello slav broths

I thought v4 was supposed to die? Just let it fucking end.

fucking toothpaste

This

does slovakia have S300's? i think i saw some at a gas station near zvolen

Do you think he's legal?

yes it does
and it most likely will for the next decade, since the ordinary slow vak don't give a damn about some AA. Doesn't sound as fancy as saying 'we gon buy new jets'

>I thought v4 was supposed to die? Just let it fucking end.
this

b-but it was comfy, i dont want it to go away

how's school?

>stop having fun when I'm not

if you want it to die stop coming here and posting you dum dums

>only slow vaks are autistic enough to cling to a Cred Forums general

if you want to talk with the rest of v4 you can simply shitpost in their generals

>implying there is a /czsk/ thread

>mongol gibberish general
>polska
yeah, what a great generals, huh?

you can just create your own idiots

/v4/ is the best solution

not on my comp, otherwise I'd mod the 'born to feel' wojak to say 'born to matfyz'
ীbh
making halušky rn btw, post vak menes

what the hell would an S300 do on a petrol station anyway?

This, it's autistic and pathetic

>born to matfyz
yay user, school so hard, i feel so sorry for you

>cares about what others post on anonymous nonymity webcam boards
>calls others pathetic and autistic

>not on my comp, otherwise I'd mod the 'born to feel' wojak to say 'born to matfyz'
not having fun?
>what the hell would an S300 do on a petrol station anyway?
i dunno, getting fuel i guess, didn't see much, i was on a train

This

Down with the cancer. We're going back to alokal.eu

>We're going back to alokal.eu
thank god

'twas meant in a positive way. It's hard, sure, but I love it. Finally I'm not surrounded by primitives.

I thought they rarely leave their bases, guess they actually train stuff and all

literally what's wrong with /v4/?

i always thought it was nice

absolutely nothing, it's just frustrates looking for someone to blame for their misery

guys

i'm gonna go see about a girl today

wish me luck

>about a girl
wat

youtube.com/watch?v=c6l7ULd_sGY

l o l

k, so who is she?

a cute girl working at a cosy cafe

i was at school with her about 8 years ago, we were close friends but never together (i was with someone else at the time, it was a mistake 2bh), then i had to move away with my parents and we drifted apart

then i walk into this cafe and there she is, i barely recognised her, she looks so pretty now

>we drifted apart
so familiar
I wish you luck user, never had success with reuniting after drifting apart, brought feels I never asked for instead

positech.co.uk/productionline/
look kids, it's slovakia simulator 2016

>a cute girl working at a cosy cafe
this will never happen to me, well good luck user

Yesterday, I went out for a beer with a highschool classmate. He used to be my best friend. Haven't seen him for 4 years.

Had a great debate with him.

sounds like a romcom

>romcom
what's that?

hello

We must revive V4 to its former glory, make it stand up from its knees.
The pope is our hope.

The armadillo is my spirit animal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romantic_comedy_film

>The pope is our hope.
post pápež menes
>spirit animal
that's pretty autistic
I like it

YES and we will start with conquering /balt/
>Sons and Daughters of Visegrad... For many week, we have been a broken general: shunned, oppressed, and conquered by other generals.

youtube.com/watch?v=rNAnplKWNrc
FOR HELV4

>he fell for the papist meme

hoi bushlurker, how's spring?

should we revive /czsk/?

No

for what pvrpose?

do you want the thread to be even more dead than now?

springy. how is it there?

>the asshole admins at dorm and their Mcafee shitsoft won't let me post
at least I can post from home

autumny, which is lovely. Every day there's less summer fills one with new life.
Is strayan killer fauna dangerous in winter too?
set up a vpn through home or something

...

no.

no

its good though
everyone on v4 are czechs, slovaks and some faggot pole

you are forgetting somogy

>some faggot pole
wow

snakes hibernate during winter so there's less of them around. most creepy crawlies are are less active during the colder months but that not to say they wont come inside your home although is pretty unlikely

>that not to say they wont come inside your home although is pretty unlikely
is it though? Don't some tend to move into warmer places (human homes) when the temperature goes down?
I mean, some buggers do that here, especially asian ladybugs
those are an invasive species though

yeah thats true. its a problem if you go camping when its cold. the snakes love sliding into your sleeping bag with you. it would be next to impossible to get out without getting bit.

they do come into the homes during winter but only to stay warm and hibernate in the attic, space between the ceiling and the roof. which is warm and quiet

>they do come into the homes during winter but only to stay warm and hibernate
does it get problematic when they thaw?

no thanks. I'll gladly take that faggot pole over your faggotry

>faggot pole
Wow

looks like it's working out perfectly

i like /v4/

not really. they mostly just want to get out asap. not many specie are actively out to get you fortunately

me too

That's right sweetheart. I'm charming aren't I?

too bad its rip

Why are Pepiks so cucked

isnt that the game where you play a nigger killing white people?

because they are germanic and not sarmatian like you

half-nigger
gon be good

NO JAK TAM POLSKIE KURWY PIERDOLONE? DZISIAJ NA OBIAD BYŁ CHLEB Z CEBULĄ CZY ANGIELSKIE GÓWNO?

HA

HA

HA

POGADAJMY O LE MATKACH POLKACH K*TOLICZKACH

>idź do baru
>nigdy nie ruszam się bez swojego Rolexa
>podbija jakas loszka
>fajny zegarek :D
>bez pierdolenia pytam się czy ma chłopaka
>no niby tak ale..
>jak się dasz wyruchać ten zegarek jest twój
>o-ok ale tylko z kondomem bo nie jestem jakąs szmatą!
>wyruchałem ją
>ale zegarka nie dałem

AAAAAAH KURWAAA

JA

PIER

DOLE

POLACZKI

guys

GUYS

it went really well

she was super happy to see me and gave me her number even without me asking for it

i'm sitting in the cafe now, trying to work but can't focus on anything

i am a happy man

JEST KURWĄ JEBANĄ SZMATĄ I SIE PIERDOLI ZA 50 ZŁ

good for you user, good for you

congratulations, user

nope en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangar_13_(company)

and lead dev is weird guy
>After leaving LucasArts, he wrote Batwoman for DC Comics but left the series due to issues with creative control, such as not being allowed to have the characters Kate Kane and Maggie Sawyer marry.

magyar cigany

on ya mate
be happy for all of us

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>want to play a certain 1vs1 multiplayer game
>tfw too anxious of losing

iktf user
singleplayer is a godsend

what game?

iktf, whenever i play SC2 multiplayer my hands start to shake

have you ever played online game which was streamed even to a few hundred players? thats a complete parkinson

Magic Duels
I'm doing pretty good and once I start I keep going, but just queueing up for the first time each session its hard for me to overcome anxiety

i once appeared on a stream that few thousand people watched, and once i got #1 rank in agar.io game, does that count?

>card games
isn't there a huge randomness factor in these?
I once played a wargame game with a youtuber, but I forgot his name

Make Slovakia Felvidék again.

Slowaks

>isn't there a huge randomness factor in these?
In MtG, the only randomness is the order of cards that you shuffle into. After both players shuffle their cards, there are no longer any random elements. The whole game is about building decks and playing them in the way that maximizes your chance of winning, even in the face of RNG not being on your side.
There's a reason you keep seeing the same people in the top tournaments.

youtube.com/watch?v=OpeBwMO5JT8
wiecie co robić anony

youtube.com/watch?v=M8vq7GxCg2o

>nearly 2 hours
Please no
I already watched this year's championships with finals being a nearly mirror match, with some games taking over 1 hour

Also, I don't know 2015 meta or any of those cards, so it would be too hard for me to watch

one of the players is zlovak that is why i linked it

...

What in the fucks name is that shit? A Tyranid?

wew lad, yer mum is real ugly

eat it or it will eat you

that's one neat bug.

where did you find it? doesn't look local.

youtube.com/watch?v=IXeRu1IiIJE

wish I had thought of that joke ঢbh la
well done

hi

this user has shit taste in beer, tell him so

you've got some nerve

hows your night going choco? are you working tommorrow?

if krusovicét means what I think it means then he indeed does

no, I haven't worked since yesterday.

and now I'm lying in bed. Finally caught that fucking mosquito after 4 nights.

why is now everything built like a toy?

look at this
this isn't a tool, it's a toy water gun

good night

Páči sa mi jedna baba a možno je to trochu vzájomné, ale nedávno sa rozišla s priateľom a vraví, že vzťahy sú na hovno, a s tým musím súhlasiť, lebo moja bývalá frajerka bola obrovská kurva a môj život by bol lepší, keby som ju nikdy nepoznal.

hezkej záznam do blogísku, ty tragéde

>čeština
si rozkošný, Jiří

/v4/: manchild edition