Which country has the best beer, and why is it the United States of America?

Which country has the best beer, and why is it the United States of America?

Feels good man.

American "Microbrews" are usually disgustingly over-hopped tryhard IPA's, or 4% liquorice stouts that give you jet black, watery shits

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Have you even tried beer besides American? American beer is the most disgusting thing that I drank.

German and Lithuanian beer ffs.

Muh microbreweries
Muh microdairies
Muh micropenis

Turtlehead is good,
I guess international i like would be heineken and guiness
I liked cruzcampo in spain too

What does beer taste like?

you say it like europeans havent been making the same thing for thousands of years. honestly nearly all the american microbrews i tried when i was there were just 'overdone' versions of their original european counterparts.

Like pork.

Pretty good blanket statement, desu.

Hmmmmm...

like bitter shit

I've had Fin du Monde. Good beer

>heineken and guinness
So you have literally no taste/experience in beer.

why are all of them seemingly different types of beer but all the same colour

I only drink cheap lagers

Fuck you hipsters

>microdairy
A cow?

Because its Unibrew.

Good man.

>what is photoshop

Unibroue is the only good brewery in Canada. Its a great brewery, though.

i figured it would be just the labels shopped on a standard bottle image. just seems like shitty advertising for your beer. could have at least used bottles colour appropriate to the beers

Fucking false.
Have you even been?

This is a pretty good beer from Chicago. Id recommend it.

It is shitty advertising, but the bottles basically sell themselves in person.

>Drinking beer

Too much estrogen and empty calories t-b-h. After age 25, having abs and drinking lots of beer become kind of mutually exclusive

it's where you make
> muh wisconsin cheddar craft cheeses

Spotted the faggot. Go rub your face on your boyfriend's abs, twink.

Just another britfag being jealous he wasnt born in America.

Obsessed.

So a one-cow dairy. Got it.

/thread

>these faggots care how they get drunk
as long as it gets me blasted ill drink it

Youre mad because America outclasses you in all culinary aspects. The UK literally does nothing better than the US. Whereas the US outclasses the uk in a huge number of categories.

You have shit beer.
A few decent spirits though.

t. tried bud light or PBR because he likes to watch tv