This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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日本万歳＼(^o^)/
なにこの無駄にエロいOP
スレの連中の中に純粋な幼女があるよ!
不健全です!
YOU
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Very nice thread
It only vaguely looks like "hot" in that font.
When written like this -トロイ - it doesn't resemble it much at all.
God thread
Disgusting thread
reported
sauce
i will travel to a 2nd or 3rd tier city in japan where there are no foreigners and white god factor is still strong, and fuck lots of innocent jap girls
its the file name
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i was going to make it a rila thread but then i went on Cred Forums and thought this was a nicely related webm
What the hell's going on in that webm
Is it a porn
Don't forget to report back to this thread when you're eating chips in a toilet cubicle
たった一つの命を捨てて
a bunch of italians want to greet their japanese neighbour
why would he eat chips in a toilet cubicle?
jokes issued from Australia are cryptic
What is the difference between 女, 少女, and 女の子?
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Woman, little girl, girl
The answer lies in Google Images
It's a comment on immigration
Ahh, ok. It looked neat and was deciding if I wanted to get a shirt made, but then remembered it's weird anywhere to wear a t-shirt with one's name on it.
I know marijuana is super illegal there, but it's one of my dreams to smoke out a bunch of locals. What's the best way to ask if someone wants free weed?
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少女,女の子=girl
女=woman
don't share the good old maymay with the newfag
noice thanks
I would feel better if I hadn't seen this
I'm so sad for him
He must've been so excited about his trip, but real life hit him in the face
One thing strikes me as odd though
If his plan was to fuck sluts, why would he get a communal dorm? A hotel room would have costed him exactly the same if he looked around enough, and it's not like you can bring sluts back to your dorm.
Plus, he can't even speak to ugly strangers, and he expected to be able to speak with attractive girls?
この画像開いてスマホプルプルすると
プルプル動くよ!
It's the fate of all on this board who end up going to Japan.
They deserve our pity.
But I went to japan once and it was very nice.
about that, I had coffee flavored beer when I was there, but I can't remember what the brand was. can anyone help?
why are Japanese girls so elusive nigel
Remind me of the time I went to roppongi, all thoses night club made me socially ankward and I went to a bar to drunk myself to death and I went back home
Did you browse Cred Forums back then? If not, that may have saved you.
Brains are like sponges, they soak up even bad advice - especially if it's continually repeated.
Why is no one doing the chad-O ?
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I went to Japan three times, but I was careful to bring friends who'd act as social shields every time
Plus I had no interest in picking up girls, so I couldn't be disappointed on that side of things, which seems to be the source of most failure stories
Sometimes not having feelings for other people is a blessing
nothing to tick desu
Think of it this way, user: if it were easy, it wouldn't feel as satisfying.
I know that it sounds great in your head, but you're not going to look "cool" by offering someone weed.
You're going to provoke the same response that you would if, in the west, you came out of the bushes with syringes and went "wanna do some heroin? It's free, I swear, I'm not a junkie or anything!", while fidgeting and moving your bloodshot eyes a lot
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How is fucking a trap a Chad thing?
kek thats never happened to me before, i guess tao and rila were sensible decisions after all
it's from /fit/ ;^)
Makes sense then
Weed is not recommended at all in Japan.
First you will get sold by the niggers in Harajuku/Red tokyo if you try to buy them weed
Then people will look at you like some weird guy. I think most of Jap don't even know the smell of weed.
It's maybe more socially OK in some part of the countryside where weed grows freely.
I did, but not as much as now. I wouldn't take any advice from this weird place haha
peru, will you be my friend in guangdong province?
こんにちは。
Bleck, I get that point. I bring good coffee whenever I travel and was thinking of doing the same with high class herb.
I was honestly going to just smuggle it in.
Is there an area where use is "secret"? I would seriously consider touring the region.
Btw, coming from a place of legal marijuana industry and would enjoy meeting other people with similar interests.
depends
are you a chinese spy?
I think Hokkaido has a lot of hemp
If you try to bring your stuff there be careful at the airport. It's right into prison there.
おはよう。今日は休みです。───O (°∀°) O────ktkr
おいサムネ消えたぞw
Nihonjin, ohayo.
Have a good weekend.
why do you cutepost?
小林製薬 クンニその前に」彼女と楽しいひと時を過ごすのに、うわぁ、こんな悪臭嫌ですよね!(佐藤B作がしかめっ面で鼻をつまむ)
そこでこの、クンニその前に。シュッとスプレー、臭いを元から消臭。後にはフローラルの爽やかな香り。 クンニその前に。小林製薬です。
Someone has to tell the nihonjins to have a nice day and say oyasuminasai gozaimasu when they go to bed.
Have a good night, igirisujin.
助かるわ
Are there any good guides for bar hopping in cities?
Thank you for giving me a real answer despite my questions sounding ridiculous.
こんなおっさんにも同級生や知り合いがいると思ったら感慨深いよな
What was the OP pic?
北海道に生息してる蚊だっけ?何かニュースになってたな
(╭•́⍛•̀)╭それな
何見てんだよ
恥知らずのBBA
Arigatou gozaimasu, user.
AbemaTVでおねがいティーチャーの一挙放送やってる
冴えない主人公と女教師のベタな恋愛アニメだけど、SF的な設定を上手く使っていて
初めて観たとき童貞の俺の心を直撃したな
まぁ今も童貞なんですけど
こいつどんな時間でも必ずいるよな
いつ寝てるの?
このgifの詳細お願いします
sauce?
なつい
最優先事項で見なきゃ
Slow days
Slow nights
All the nihonjins are fast asleep, user.
Meanwhile, in the western world, it's Friday night. All the normies are out at clubs kissing girls on and around their mouths.
the torture club
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今暇な人!
Who cares? The girls are fat and ugly Americucks.
ただ今日本人の真似しやがった人?w
アメリカで生まれたかった
そうすれば今直ぐ頭を拳銃で打ち抜けるのに
はは
俺も
日本に生まれてよかった
I hope they're asleep. it's better for their health. But even here, it's night time and time is going very slowly. There's a group of people playing pokemon go in the street right now, but they'll leave in a minute.
そうっすね。
日本は安全だし。トロとかはあんまり起こらない。
テロ
飯テロしやがって
あー
日本の飯テロは怖いな。
ツイッターに載せられた、可愛い子の手作り料理の飯テロはやべぇ。
In hindsight, the highlight of my trip to japan was probably the beer. There was an unsupervised beer vending machine in the hotel, so me and my friend bought one of each sort and we had a beer tasting ceremony. It was very fun.
日本で皆ファイバーとか使ってないの??
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>unsupervised beer vending machine
That's very trusting of them. Where did you go in Japan?
Kyoto, and around it. It was a great time.
Yeah, very trusting, especially since this was a couple years ago and we weren't exactly allowed to drink haha
>Yeah, very trusting, especially since this was a couple years ago and we weren't exactly allowed to drink haha
T'inquiete pas, je ne vais pas jaser.
Merci user.
他の国にあるのかわからんがISDNって低速回線があって
それしか使えないって地域が未だにたまにある
Don't trust qt poster he is an asshole
Don't trust The F., he is a liar and a sore loser.
Arrete avec tes méchanteries. Tu n'es qu'un petit filou qui fais des siennes tout les jours.
But I want to. Trusting people feels better than mistrusting people and he posts too much cute stuff to not be nice.
まじかよ。
日本人のダチが日本ではもうADSLも使われてないって言ってたから皆ファイバーや4Gしか使わないと思った。
ちなみに、ドラえもん。
gossip1.net
He does that to lure you into his trap
Behind that cuteness is malice
俺が子供の頃のドラえもんの声だわw
youtu.be
Don't ask me how I got to this video, but can someone please give me the name or a source for the DVD?
All he will do is tease you or gently bully you, and that's only if he deserves it.
He has a heart of gold but isn't scared of making jokes.
*only if you deserve it
Serious question. Anyone know any "gravure idols" agents in need of a busty 16 yo? I don't know her personally but she has a twitter account she uses for business related messages that maybe can be used to get her a gig.
T-that sounds enjoyable to me though
Why are Japanese gods so retarded?
なんだよ、日本語スレとか言ってんのに英語ばっかじゃないか
Going to Book Off then getting some ramen
What's your plan for today, user?
Part 4 doesn't deserve this many OPs ffs
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Shitpost for another hour and then sleep
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BREAK DOWN BREAK DOWN
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ISDNは国が整備したインフラだからどこでも使える。
民間の通信網が無い田舎でも使える。
でも後から作られた世界標準のISDN(Euro-ISDN)とは互換性が無い。
インターネットより前の時代に日本が世界に先駆けて整備した規格と、意図的に合わない規格を作られたと言われる。
そのときからIT後進国。
Would you date a girl with red hair?
Nah mate
Red hair is the most beautiful hair tbqh
Brown, black, and blonde are boring compared to red hair
watching a tv show right now called world of weird, in one of the parts theyre exploring zentai in japan
Mean.
They will go extinct if you don't mate with them.
左の方が趣味だけど・・・
If you mate non-redhead with redhead, then they go extinct. Red hair genes are non-dominant.
Left pic is smuggly cute, the right one is pornstar-shit tier. RRRREEEEEEEE MAKEUP EVIL CORPS
definitely, no one chooses the right one
Morning folks
Here a good music to start the day
youtu.be
right woman looks like a person in Northern India in 1920's.
I was wondering, if a japanese chick dates a white dude, is it a total disgrace in the same way as a white chick dating a black dude?
Whats the japs view on this?
wot
That's very specific, user.
But I don't think many Indians have red hair.
>is it a total disgrace in the same way as a white chick dating a black dude
the only retards who think this are people like yourself
i smirk to myself every time i see a mixed race couple or a white guy with an asian/black wife/gf because i know its what i would do
very interesting, I'm not asking the britcucks tho.
I honestly did'nt really care about that before seeing what shitty youtubers or blogers saied on internet.
But, still I don't really care about that
of course, I don't know real Indian in 1920's tho.
Her make-up doesn't look beautiful at all.
Natural face and hair are better.
Nor did they look anything like her.
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typical muttsuri-sukebe
That word means a lecher who doesn't seem it and doesn't talk about it.
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hit the mark lol
How do you format a mailing address like this?:
半角英数字、記号
Is that means like this?
半角…1234abcｱｲｳｴｵ
全角…1234abcアイウエオ
英数字…abc123(alphabets or numeric)
記号…@+*}{!#$%
no
those were changed by Cred Forums site
So it's asking for an email address? I need to already have an email address to sign up for yahoo email? That makes no sense.
I don't know, too..
why don't you click this?
God I hate when a girl kisses you on the lips and your eyes get all blurry
Just skimmed through the thread and apparently it's just /r9k/ lite, quite sad honestly
The red-headed league is dissolved.
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Why is beer so expensive? I bought a six pack of 350ml Asahi's and it cost me over a ¥1000
tax
no, peru.
i'm on the level
So if I want to drink for cheap, I just buy those plastic sake containers and mix them with juice?
カナダで日本人女性を殺害した犯人
How much is tax on liquor? Does it vary by prefecture?
I thought it was nice in NYC most stuff had tax already including into the price. If it says it's $20 then it's exactly $20.
ペドのレミリアはおらんのか?
Chilean wines are cheap. It's the FTA thing.
It's national. It depends on types of liguour.
It's 75 yen for a 350ml can of beer.
It's about 20 times than Germany and 12 times more than America.
あ、殺されてたのね(´・ω・｀)
As a foreigner, it would okay for me to use Ore, or it's more polite/apropiate to use Watashi?
just say あたし and refer to other people either as てめええええ or きさま
ああ、なるほど!
ありがとう、きさまさん!
>12 times more than America.
No way. Where I live the tax is very high, especially on liquor. Probably higher than that.
why couldn't peru find a chink girlfriend?
>why couldn't peru find a chink girlfriend?
これなんのアニメ?
I just took the figure from one article, so...
この俺さま is most appropriate
Nakata just started twitter
How would I go about making some friends in japan? I plan on visiting the country in a year or so, would love to make some friends online in tokyo or something so i might be able to have a few guys to hang around.
I feel like if i have a few native friends who know me before i enter the country i would have a much easier time being social going to a bar or club with the boys
but asians are dumb, they'd probably think he was white. just chubby and ugly
That's not how you do it. You become friends with a white English teacher and he'll introduce you to his friends.
ok, how would i do that then
you want "friends" because they are convenient for your socializing?
no, i want friends because i think it would make my experience more enjoyable while i am there
and just having friends is nice too
Bought this at 紀伊國屋
日本人たちに質問なんですけど
似ている漢字を表現する言葉ってあるのか
例えば同義語とかなんとか
大江健三郎の書く登場人物は苦手だが、その話は結末が結構好き
ありません
>るい‐じ【類字】
>形の似ている文字。「鳥」と「烏(からす)」、「縁」と「緑」など。
www
黒光り
Depends on the company, context, and your personality. I switch between ore and boku when speaking informally with people I know reasonably well (mostly because they bullied me for saying "boku"), but in a slightly less casual context I use boku or jibun (or better yet, avoid pronouns altogether), and in a formal context I use watakushi or watashi (depending on the degree of formality).
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Are you the racist aussie?
>the racist aussie
Isn't that every Aussie?
Yes. Are you the cuck?
All true Australians believe in the destiny of our race.
To an extent, but generally we're racist in a joking friendly way. This guy (if it is him) is a Cred Forums tier neo nazi piece of shit.
Why are you bothering to learn a foreign language, let alone a non white language then?
>Cred Forums
top kek
>neo-nazi
Nope.
>bothering
It's not much of a bother.
>why?
Why not? Being racially aware is no excuse for being uncultured or uneducated. I think we can have productive friendships with other races.
except le black people amirite XDDDDDDDD
If they stay on their own lands and give us back our colonies I think they are more useful to us alive than dead.
Is it possible for a human being to learn kanji?
and why the fuck does Japan still use kanji?
You think if I commit seppuku I will be reborn as a kawaii nihonjin?
漢字は中国で作られた
Fuck Japanese
Stealing their fucking moon runes from the superior Chinese
Japs are linguistic kikes
Chinese will dominate Asia
That's why kanji is shit, everything made in china is shit.
How do I say "It has been 2 days of hard work"?
二日の間一仕事だった
alphabetはのセム文字はもともとアラブだよな
やはりアラブ>中国か
アラブも中国もそうだが、
それらの概念は最初からあるわけじゃない。
周辺の人々が作り上げた文化が集約されて存在する。
日本で生まれたものも”中華”と呼ばれるものに引き継がれる。
イスラム以前のアラブは古代ヘレニズムの人達だろう。
助かりました! ありがとうございます
I'm hungry
いえいえ、どういたしまして
bruh this kanji and vocab shit wack
>reading old thread
>get all excited beause taorilan says he has a new pic
>file deleted
what was it?
大江を研究テーマにしていた気の毒な早稲田のフランス人がいた
各opについてる△の帽子っぽいのはいったいなんで
it's 4chans birthday you dumb jap newfag
バースディハット
>doesn't know how to see deleted images
>calls someone else a newfag
It's not that I don't know, it's that I can't be bothered to look in the archives
しかし色々いじり過ぎて利用しづらいサイトですね
ありがとう
2日間仕事が大変だった
2日がかりの大仕事だった
2日で仕上げた
疲れた死にたい
What does this translate to?
>bordering nsfw
file deleted
>taorila
thread deleted
I don't know pham
I'm writing this because it caught my eye first.
That's for making a dedicated account!!
Sorry for my bad handwriting.
Wow, that's a hell of a """heartwarming""" hand-written letter.
パピコナウ
>蜜壺
友達とパピコゲームをしたことがあるかい?
それめっちゃうまい( ﾟДﾟ)ｳﾏｰ
好き
Зa Цapя-бaтюшкy oтвeтитe, cyки!
>友達とパピコゲーム
>友達と
>友達
・゜・(つД｀)・゜・
女子中学生でも釣ったのかね
悪い事しないでね
馬鹿
まゆゆ君、私とパピコゲームしない?
今日ココペリっていう変なやつに「ゲームしようぜ」って言われたんだけどさ
今暇だし、やった方がいいと思う?
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時間の無駄だ。光陰矢の如し。
brifo japinn
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数字で比較しないとでかいんだか小さいんだかよくわかんねぇや
Hold on it's whaling time boy I'm gonna be eatin' them all! I got the right bait and hook to catch the whales all day long, ohh lan gotta gotta eat those dolphins all say long, ANGOLA! I'm gonna eat the papa you can eat the mom! OH OH!
あ、このスレまだ立ってる
Is it selfish for people living in a residential area objecting a new day nursery/creshe being built?
Ciao Beppe
Yes.
lineの女の子はどうなった?
no
There is already a fuckton where I live and they are a fucking nightmare.
Parents block the street with their cars in front of the school for their little shit and cars can't pass anymore,
the scream of the kids every morning because they are fucking retarded and can't talk
I hate toddler and kids under 8.
ラインじゃなくてツイッターの子だね。
彼女とはもう絡んでない。
でもな、今週別の女からメッセージが送られてきたw.そいつはまじでクスビッチそうだよ。シングルマザーで子供持ちw。しかも、4人の子供いるそうだww こういう女とは全然絡みたくねぇわ。とにかく、そいつを既読スルーした。
There are nurses, doctors, fire fighters, etc. who need to sleep in the daytime.
Also old people wake up a lot at night and they need to take a nap in the daytime too.
They carefully chose their place to live and bought their houses there with 35 year long loans.
Don't these people have rights?
日本人の女がシングルマザーで4人の子供がいるって相当やばいな
who /boundless/ here?
よくよく考えたらラインは南ア君じゃなくてカナダ君だったわww
ごめんごめん
There was an article on Yahoo news about a group of residents stopped a plan to build a new day nursery in the area they live.
A fuckton of people commented on the news saying "they are selfish," "kids are the future," "Japan needs its population increased" and so on.
But I wouldn't want a nursery home next to a house I bought with a bank loan and suffer from the noises and the street being blocked with cars for the rest of my life.
There are so many young couples they speak like having a day nursery available for their kids is their basic human right or something.
カナダくんはヤリチンか
なるほど
南ア君をチンコ出させてオナニーさせたら勝ちのゲーム
なにこれ?
エリツィン大統領の娘?
どうして保育園が迷惑と思うか
墓地に住んでいたいの、おじいさん?
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>perfect make up straight out of the water
look legit
>That fucking pancake ass
kek no thanks, I had pancakes for breakfast this morning
たぶんgaijin hunterだろうな
子供も全員外人ハーフ
Kmt.
日本の住民エゴを推進しているのはおじいさんではなくババアだよ
beautiful japan
もBBA
快適に暮らしている 2bh
Do you enjoy women with the physique of a little boy?
Because kids make noises where and when they shouldn't. I don't want dozens of them spending hours for years to come.
>There are so many young couples they speak like having a day nursery available for their kids is their basic human right or something.
The only right these arrogant scum deserve is the right to have their skulls smashed to bits.
I was on a bus today and a little girl continued kicking the back of my seat for 5 minutes.
Her parents said nothing to her or to me.
This is because japs make shitty parents, I saw so many kids almost get fucking run over by cars and shit when I was in japan
It's like you people don't know what NOT to do unless your are told NOT to do it.
Japs literally CANNOT think for themselves, they even have to be told how to react in their TV shows fucking kek
Very edgy.
Anyone else alone in Tokyo tonight? My standard night alone consists of meiji chocolate, coke zero and whiskey. It's very depressing.
They've been staging public protests and abusing people because they can't get little precious a place. People who try to claim privilege as right deserve neither.
Mate it makes me depressed seeing you post this shit man, get on tinder or something.
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Do real Japs use this site? Is it popular? For some reason, whenever I see a Japanese or South Korean flag, I can only imagine that it is an English teacher abroad or some other weeb.
That sounds pretty delicious though.
Oh, yes they know what to do and they can think for themselves.
They know they can get away with anything by saying 'kids are the future', and they can think only for themselves but not others.
The Japanese population is declining probably for reasons, and those reasons are probably good ones.
I was told Tinder is a no-go in Japan. Do you know any other apps?
This is true though. I'm not sure why anyone woud want to try to fit into Japanese culture. I just enjoy just doing my own thing and doing what Japs won't, like thanking Conbini workers, holding doors, and crossing the street without green signal like a straight rebel
youtube.com
Remilia in real life
Tinder should be fine, according to my research, a lot of girls are using it to find some to practice english with, but "practice english" has a pretty wide definition.
Just say you work at goldman sachs in roppongi or something and you should be able to get some
kek i fucking LOVE remi, been subscribed since his first pacman video KEK
I'm Japanese but I never ignore it when someone says arigatougozaimashita to me.
I once went in a store and held a door for 10 people after me. None of them offered to take over my place. I wasn't dressed like a doorman for sure.
教えてください:
携帯の写真の話について、「待ち受けにしてるから」はなんの意味ですか?さっぱり分からないんです。
おっと、失格だ
まあ、どうでもいい、質問は同じです。
あなたは何故そんなことをしたのか
後続が女だったからか
>待ち受け(画面)
a standby (image)
Why didn't you say something to the mother of that child? Stop being a beta jap and give her a piece of your mind
There were a couple of old ladies with wheelie bags.
What happened if I said anything?
They could have felt ashamed for being inattentive and change their behaviour from then on?
I don't think so.
ありがとう。
>They could have felt ashamed for being inattentive and change their behaviour from then on?
Yes, that's exactly right.
should I go to the gym today?
Just say something like
>Oi, your kid has been kicking the back of my seat for 5 fucking minutes now, learn to control him
in jap
kmtってなんだ?
いい趣味だな
yes and you should leer at the chinese girls
by the way i will make a new thread
そうは思わないけど。そいつは全然英語が喋れないみたいで。
NEW THREAD
No. They think their girl has the right to kick any back seat because she is the future.
So that they can be better parents and the kid can be a responsible individual in this society?
Is that my job?
no. You already made 2 thread. This thread doesn't belong to you
damn i was kind of hoping for the party hat to rest on her head but its a little too high
yeah well you should have hurried up and finished this thread before i woke up, besides im going away on business next week so i might not be making threads next week
good
now who's up for next thread ? (except rila fag)
It's your job to get that dumb kid to stop kicking your seat KEK
It should be the parent's job, but being a jap, she's obviously a bad parent.
If you don't want the child to kick your seat, it's in your hands. In an ideal world it wouldn't be this way, but it do mayne.
>going away on business
t-thanks? for letting us know.
NEW AND LIMIT
Actually... I am not sure if it was her kicking that upset me then. I think I was upset the fact that both of her parents did nothing about it like it's perfectly okay.
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Fine I make then
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What are you doing? Don't upset janny.
You should still stand up for yourself, tell the parents that their runty kid is kicking your seat and you'd like him to stop
Kiss My Teeth.
そのﾋﾞｯﾁ糞きもいなってこと。
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It was just one incident of parents letting their kids misbehaving.
I see parents like them everywhere and all the time.
What if it wasn't my seat's back but someone else's?
I'd be upset but should I still say something to parents?
I don't know it's up to you.
This was a personal problem, if somebody is causing you problems, you should do something about it.
>b-b-but muh wa
fuck the wa, kek japs are so fucking beta
The problem is that young Japanese parents today are shit.
Screaming at one doesn't solve it.
But it fixes the personal problem of stopping the kid from kicking your seat. Think about yourself for once, be a little selfish.
And you say it sternly, not scream kek
>crossing the street without green signal like a straight rebel
>mfw I stood waiting for the lights to change while all the Japs walked across with a little red man
Having said that I totally understand kinds misbehave. It's natural, part of their growing process. It's the parents' attitude that bugged me. My saying anything to them doesn't make me feel any better, because they don't care.
それ以上タイクシにご意見伺わなくていい
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Why do Japanese put 笑 behind in a sentence