/brit/

please stop posting things i don't understand

Where's this from?

Satisfied_Peter_Hitchens.jpg

*turns the power off*

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I UNIRONICALLY VOTED REMAIN AND YOU FUCKERS KEKED ME.

FUCK YOU

I'd eat that ass for days

That's what I think everytime someone posts about having a gf

Brexit is a horrible, horrible idea and will kill the UK. This is only slightly hyperbolic.

wish i was out 2bh

why are you so upset?

consecrated

>mfw I didn't even vote

how big is her fucking head

girls are disgusting tbqh

feminine boys are so much better

i voted remain but let's crack on about lobbying for a soft brexit

a) to trigger rorkes
b) to keep our nation rich

no you wont, you'll probably eat that in one meal you fat piece of shit

having a think lads

/brit/?
more like /shit/ haha

a man drinking a pint of spitfire and smoking a cig told me to vote leave so I did haha

I have made some funny memes about him and have started calling people 'chap' and 'chum'

haha we did well in world war 2

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I hate the word brexit.

Can we stop saying it?

u would

Fuck off. Might as well lobby for no brexit at all.

/brit/?

more like /quite good actually haha/

you're being very presumptuous

you just *assume* you are in the right, then based upon this *assumption* you go ahead, stick your nose up and label everyone who disagrees with you a racist.

people like you are EXACTLY why brexit happened, you know that right?

how about pooxit

>tfw no stocking gf

how do you talk them into it?

No I like to eat booty

>Bremoaners still at it
fucking get over it already honestly

because I'm fortunate enough to be on the inside track of negotiations and I haven't deluded myself into thinking we'll come out of this okay

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Why because it makes you realise how FUCKED we are.

on the bus

Remain voters are normies so I don't care, lol
>tfw thinking about the pain you're going to feel for the rest of your life watching your life's dreams unravel

I'm supposed to be going to do pub golf but I just had a nice nap and now I can't really be fucked.

Anyone else feel more tired after a little sleep?

>I voted remain

Grew up with a stay at home mum and we always had two or three courses for dinner which we ate together as a family every evening lads.

Only relatively recently realised this isn't the norm.

If I witnessed a girl that had the confidence to wear something like this in public I would probably cum myself...

Rorke

you're full of it

kek shouldn't you be busy running the country, what you doing on /brit/

pantyhose a shit
stocking best

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i am doing that too but just general pressure about the benefits of eu membership suits both really

wrote a letter to local mp asking how she planned to support my eu dependent region better after voting leave

this is wrong

this is right

>Yeah fuck having access to an immense amount of knowledge and resources in the palm of our hand

you just said money wasn't the issue

barry barrington from Essex doesn't give a rat's arse about Brussels red tape or his missus' underpowered hairdryer lets not delude ourselves

he's paranoid about pakis in hospitals clogging up A&E

posh rich twat

>diesel car
>green pump

>I will never meet this cute bus girl in real life
end it all desu lads

Howling at all the peons on /brit/ who believe brexit is a good thing. If this government has any sense we will never trigger article 50, and hopefully become even more integrated with the EU. Ideally within our lifetime we may even see an end to any official 'borders' between EU states.

you post this every day

Genuinely curious as to how people think we can do this when we've been railroaded towards having an unquestionably lower quality of life by a pack of monumental morons.

what's pub golf?

strawpoll.me/11335332

strawpoll.me/11335332

strawpoll.me/11335332

VERY important

>rorke
>insult

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>pantyhose
FOY

I went to a fresher's fair today, you could win a keyboard and mouse if you got the best time in a racing game. When I left I was top by over half a second. I'm not even really a fresher, I'm 24

it's 8pm on a friday you mong, the working day is over

This

When the NEETbux get taken back...ah yes
When you lose your rights ahhh yesssss

Elucidate senpai

shut the fuck up
you lost
look to the future and stop crying about it

since becoming a relative normie since moving away and making a actual effort, I've realised how much misconception and misunderstanding of the real world on this site (Cred Forums) there is. it really warps your mind if you don't get out a lot. although it is sometimes hard to differentiate from the memes and the real shit. .

t. brit poster of 3 years

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Lidl Weissbeer is fucking delish lads

drinking it and only it from here on

Disgusting whore.

This would never have been allowed under sharia.

You go to a pub and whack balls

Ironically many immigrants voted leave

Fuck off fat rorke

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yes I did, you're the one who assumed I was implying race was the issue

I said nothing of the sort

>barry barrington from Essex doesn't give a rat's arse about Brussels red tape or his missus' underpowered hairdryer lets not delude ourselves
>
>he's paranoid about pakis in hospitals clogging up A&E

this only furthers my point, you just come off as stuck up, nothing more.

>it really warps your mind if you don't get out a lot
see: everyone on Cred Forums and /jp/

whatever happened to sershlad?

>you lost
ah yes
politics

shopped ass?
if not, wew

>Is making crystal ball predictions
>Claims nothing he said is untrue

Fucking remainers, lmao.

But the majority didn't.

Go on lad
You tell that dickhead to stop posting the same shite

but enough about baby boomers

But I AM looking to the future and it is absolutely horrible.

If I were English I'd genuinely emigrate and never look back, but since I'm Scottish I have the luxury of independence.

>Plane = Brexit vote
>Twin Towers = Your life's hopes and dreams crumbling before your eyes on June 24th

the majority of remainers didn't even vote because they don't believe in democracy

what was Brexit about then lad, enlighten us

youtube.com/watch?v=5IJa7IoPjKc&ebc=ANyPxKooX3AhiBl7AJrZ7Ps8Gp2tLsWv63kQ_5bDZN0h8rG4bqyAH-U21uLrG0Mz7gKduVXOUYlIgUYiFCOmkDN-Onr5myWafA

Painted it perfectly lad

Rorke

i believe in representative democracy
giving gav from the pub the choice over these things is silly

>people think Brexit will actually change anything

turn up
youtube.com/watch?v=1o2TZrGkfZA

The majority of leave voters only voted leave because they thought it would never actually win.

>be Polish
>Polish government paid for my undergraduate degree back in Poland
>EU government paid for my postgraduate degree in the UK
>mfw I got UK citizenship and voted Leave

fucking loser
brexit will make britain great again

I meant to have a picture of 9/11 but forgot,

actually quite sad to see how delusional you lot are about Brexit

did le meme man tell you everything was going to be great? that every road would be paved with gold?

dear oh dear

I want a group to play Dungeons and Dragons (and similar tabletop RPGs) with, but I live in a town in bumfuck-nowhere so there's nobody to play with.
If I'm going to be a nerd, I want to at least have other people to nerd with ffs

Gets the neurons firing

>make one post mentioning brexit
>300 posts follow

ah yes, wonder if Big Dave could have predicted this

I'll play with you :3

You idiot.

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Never seen Batman and Trump in the same room together. I wonder...

do you come here for a cry every friday?

or were the negotiations particularly sour today

>remanians are still butthurt about brexit

deal with it lol

>iGF was mad at me earlier and sad
>now she is really happy but her replies are kind of distant
>is talking to another one of her male online friends

iGFs are a mistake please don't make the same mistake as me. Love has ruined my already shit life,

Going to have to close this thread. You racists have made me too angry.

We need to exterminate all NEETs

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he made it

christ he just won't shut up will he
praying for a landslide

So even under the age of 5 the Germans have the majority. What's all the fuss about?

>I work directly with major banks and companies, universities etc
what do you do

>Breitbart

really like how they got a photo of brown children to imply all migrants are brown

I don't presume to know the minds of the voters

nor shall I generalise them

probably, happens every time lol

by far the easiest way to derail threads

r8 my setup, lads

Just watching the game and shitposting, all from the comfort of my bedroom

I would but I'm afraid I can't travel to Ireland on a whim senpai xx

Imagine I gouged out your eyes, and then came back like 2 weeks later and laughed at your for not having eyes anymore.

Why am I an idiot?

>my flag

LADS

cage status: rattled

>A scotchman who has nothing but contempt for the English working class

Now there's a surprise

brexit

162 replies

>wall yo wall carpet
10/10 max comf
hardwood fuck off

I will. Good old fashioned English xenophobia.

1

anyone seen my orangeade?

can't remember where i left it

business idea: a final solution to the Scottish question

TV looks too small 2bh

Sick of this mentally ill attention seeking cunt now. Literally the Poleaboo of politics

Why would my cage be rattled. Leave won and you're going to have to live with it :)

bet your room smells like fermented balls

Bit unfair to Trump there lad

the negotiations are always sour lad, that's what I've been trying to tell you.

I used to work for a lobbying company but now I work in parliament in a consultancy position, it's only temporary during the Brexit negotiations

>Brexit wasn't about money
>what was it about
>I don't know

ah yes...

Kill them all and let god sort them out

Because you played a clever game setting up your future and then fucked it all up by staying in the UK.

Unless you're planning to leave for Poland again the night before Article 50 is announced.

>Wales was overcome by English xenophobia

business idea: reduce UK corporation tax to 0% across the board

really really need to shag this girl tonight lads

gonna cry if I don't

not really, once my job is done in the negotiations I'm most likely moving to Canada, possibly Yankistan but not likely unless I get a particularly good job

NEED a Katie Price gf

I can go wherever, I have two citizenships now.

If the EU implodes I can stay in the UK.

If the UK implodes i can go to the EU.

Wales is basically English at this point.

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want to shag a fanny

then ram my cock in her mouth and cum down her throat

that room looks like it's in some disgusting post WW2 house of an ex-factory town in the North

*wanks furiously*

your oestrogen-filled people are on another level

desu most the enjoyment I get out of brexit is watching people like you whinge about it

I didn't really care which way the vote went but all the tears are very choice

*when the UK implodes

>cum stains on the carpet
>bog roll close by
>Tomorrow theme
>charity shop clothes
>80s decor
Cannot even begin to comprehend how much of a runt you must be

t.Jock bastard who's never been south of Edinburgh

>Shaun of the Dead is 12 years old
Wew lads

Wales will NEVER be English

(we are too poor)

No
15% at the absolute most
7.5% at the minimum

hopefully doing this tomorrow

Genuinely an idea I can get behind. Corporation tax rewards multinationals who can structure their business to avoid paying it, and penalizes small-medium domestic businesses that can't.

jfc my mate is legit angry at me because i referred to asian people as yellows. god what a little bitch.

More shows like this and Peep show?

I normally hate British television but those two I liked

cum stain (floor) and toilet paper
utorrent and firefox

>>wall *to wall carpet
that's how you call "moquette" ?

4 more years and you can shag it haha

wait no, 4 more years and I can shag it

yanks need two more years to get my sloppy seconds

>CRYSTAL POOLACE

*does a little dance*

Hello UCL Economics student

At least we can agree it should be brought down

you should care lad

hope for the best but expect the worst

normies don't like racism

gimmick idea: replacing all instances of "z" with "s"

What's he saying

price, you're priceless

Fresh Meat is not quite the same but still really comfy

same writers as Peep Show

>Scotland is going to be ruled by Tories forever

Why?

Business idea: A second harrying of the north beyond Hadrian's wall

well, the bits that actually voted for Brexit are basically english.

21 inch or something like that

Bedroom TVs are meant to be smaller

nah, I'm trans, still have balls but I smell different now

I like it

I don't use utorrent anymore and the toilet paper is there because I often have a runny nose

Favourite pornstar named Penny?

moquette is a specific weave, wall-to-wall is any carpet that completely covers the floor

>not recognising poleaboos posters
idiots

fun fact: wales hates everyone in the uk including wales

>nah, I'm trans, still have balls but I smell different now

what did he mean by this

makes no difference to me

Pax

He's gay and fat

just said he didnt find it funny, found it offensive and ended his comments by saying 'enjoy your weekend'.
bit passive aggressive lel

i've apologised just to diffuse the situation. i think the big baby would allow it to fester like a child.

He meant "please report me for being a ban-evading cunt"

pleb opinion

>nah, I'm trans, still have balls but I smell different now
< mfw

thx, learnt something

Good lad

he used to smell like Tikka but now he's more of a Balti

sure he's not a woman mate

Criminalise being Scottish 2bqh

Is he white

lol ok

i have realised (decided) that i was actually born black

Estrogen makes your sweat smell different

>english flag

you're hopeless mate

hope someone else is managing your finances because you don't know your arse from your elbow

>diffuse
spacker

just keep it all in a current account desu

I tried this and couldn't really get into it. Maybe I'll give it another go.

deluded

Flame is also good`

oops

*defuse

ta lad

rate my dean gaffney

This 3-phase motor contactor smacks your control circuit on the step-down transformer, what do you do?

haha there you go *presuming* again

severe character flaw of yours huh?

how could anyone live in a shithole like that

is there a more patrician fetish than thigh-high legwear?

Found a lump on my Labrador's stomach lads DDDDDDDDD:

going to meet a tranny tomorrow for drinks

will keep you all posted

what did he assume

just expressed a hope

Wouldn't be bovvered.

I 'as got no techmology in my 'ouse

Remember to check how feminine her penis is

love pulling my willy while watching videos of women in sexual altercations

If we have it at 0%, there is little advantage to having companies here because one person can be employed by 10 companies to work in their "offices" to collect the occasional bit of post. There would be almost no gain for the UK out of it.

The Isle of Man has a 0% tax rate, but you don't see everyone being chaffered around in S-Classes and everyone having their own personal fusion reactor which is funded by the Manx government

15% is VERY competitive with Europe. I think it's below Irish corporation tax.
This means a number of companies will move offices (not "offices") to the UK which will generate more jobs. The UK has always been seen as a safe and stable country. If the government could incentivise companies to locate their offices in the North, this would accelerate the Northern Powerhouse plans by creating jobs, and money to continue improving infrastructure

this one

meeting a tranny in manchester tomorrow for drinks

will keep you all posted

>haha there you go *presuming* again

>severe character flaw of yours huh?

it's clearly flame

if he doesn't understand how a major economic impact affects the 'little man' then he clearly doesn't understand basic finance

Yeah great femdom scenes

the din dins

the assumed that the financial ramifications of brexit will have a meaningful impact on my life

then capitalised on his assumption in order to act like stuck up blert once more

which one of the four has the PhD?

*Puffs on vape*

short answer?
no

not going to progress ANYWHERE before i have confirmed penis is feminine enough

you a chef la?

just calling people who know more than you stuck up doesn't really make sense lad

wonder what it feels like to have a phd

the sense of superiority over the endless runts you see must be incredible

ah

>trap

oh

long answer?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

taught myself to toss food/pancakes/etc by just flicking the frying pan lads

feeling very proud of myself
can pull of some pretty extreme tossing too

you might indeed call me
a professional tosser

Time for a half time shit laddos brb

good posts

Consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation

indeed

why the fuck would you have 3-phase power in your house in the first place?

Rate the fit lads x

the gf did a poo earlier x

very grim

youtube.com/watch?v=Iu3UJ80atdM

so comfy

I'll let you know in 4 years

what even is a recession lads

surely its not even real stuff so it doesn't matter

thats another assumption

he doesn't seem too knowledgeable to me

i have a phd

(pretty huge dick)

haha

Your phone is tiny mate

Ahh yes, normie 'dancing'

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474603095554.webm

I like watching the jap girl desu

body full of estrogen
now here's a fit

looks a tad like a girl in my year back in school
her chebs are like octuple the size of the girl I knew

>thats another assumption

>he doesn't seem too knowledgeable to me

just think of all the poos that have been in the last 24 hours

probably something like 7 BILLION poos

*2 footed slide tackles her*

he seems to know enough to sell his knowledge to people if he's actually a consultant

I would NOT want to be their neighbours
they're probably play loud, shitty, electronic music off their balcony all the time

link me

7 billion and one ;)

>it's a "poley posts his shitty room" episode

my favourite

kek

Sister's fiance is a total runt but he seems to yearn for my approval lads. How should I handle this?

*drops into the thread*

youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

Can I add you on Facebook please mate

highlight some outstanding piece of info thats been dropped on us then please

yeah if you can find it

maybe the eu will just give us all the free trade access and we'll be able to send everyone with a foreign sounding name home

morrissey

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youtube.com/watch?v=4JMMlgVipnc

eating tortilla pringles

can feel mexicANO lad calling me a pirate

very stirring. actually makes me want to go shoot some aliens.

can't stop writing meandering sonnets to my willy lads

have 2 of these lads on facebook haha

Business idea: don't leave the EU

tell him to think of his best gimmick

stupid frogposter

not surprised mate lmao

me 3rd from the right

kinda like the style of sinbad standing next to him ngl

Post your favorite la

dylan is probably the best dressed of the lot

Business idea: lose a democratic vote then whinge and moan for attention about how oppressed you are

>nah, I'm trans, still have balls but I smell different now
England
Not even once

love how dylann "sprayin while they're prayin" roof has made his way into this picture so much that the original is never posted anymore

hmm

>tortilla flavor potato crisps
that's like having bread-flavored chips

the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand

business idea: MREs for civilians

you subscribe for £100 or maybe more per month, i ship you a box of em every week

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

business idea: all laws have to be passed by referendum

theyre pringles not potatoes

stupid irishman
stupid yank

would definitely go for this
especially the French or Italian ones

doing an early Cred Forums nostalgia

Very good business idea

I'll give you £50,000 for 25% of the company

This is the best business idea I've seen in YEARS
That either says something about your idea, or other people's ideas

Where do you plan to procure the meals from? What about distributing them? How many options will you give people?

nu

wouldn't subscribe though, rather just buy in bulk

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>"Don't mind me. I'm just hiking my way to Page 15"

>current thread hasn't even hit bump limit yet
MODS

Big Jan isn't going to be happy

Wtf is this?

my willy

>alri, just buy enough food for Tuesday
>hmm this should be just enough

>your total is 58.95, how will you be paying?

I this from 500 days of Summer ?

It's funhouse

Good ladder logic lad

Needs a reset though

HOOF

Why do brit girls pretend tights are a viable option for pants?

Alri, fegits

What a gay thread