/ausnz/ plus /balt/

>monster zero ultra is sold in tallinn, but not tartu
r e e e e e

why live?

WE WUZ

Südberlin Testoflow
Du willst den besten holen?
Ich warte hier in Tempelhof

But it's shit. Monster punch is way better.

estonia is in a energy drink drought
there's only 4 types of monster, red bull and a few local energy drink brands

>talking to british "people"
how about you kill yourself

you forgot this

What are doing here on a Friday evening then?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palemonids

Cred Forums makes you a racist.
/r9k/ makes you a piece of trash uncapable of living in modern society.

red bull is alright, fucking expensive though

Will leave latvia in few days to see if memes about western europe is true.

just like your sister

>Pisimantas

This can't be fuckin real

fuck off we're full

Palemons are the family ruling Lithuania when you start as Lithuania in Crusader Kings 2. Also thanks for not ignoring my find.

> /balt/

with paki cock

i was talking about europe, not some inbred island

>0 matches on tinder
>0 clicks on interpals
>0 friends on facebook
i don't mind hehe...

>using tinder
I'd rather stab myself than use that

why

why

I'm too proud to advertise myself online to get laid.

I do it the old fashioned way.

goodnight and sweet dreams my love

how 2 find eesti gf online??

Don't know. I don't meet girls on the internet, I approach them on bars etc.

lmao winner

hello brother i also wanted to find an eesti gf once but then i found this website that helped me take a look al-islam.net

thanks friend but it looks like that site no longer exists.

sorry you need to put .com at the end

Shifting my day rhythm, need to stay awake till 05:00

fuck my life right now

> I approach them on bars etc.
Fucking normies

Go to bar and have seggs Natasha

Delete. My mom's name is Natasha.

why does she have tail

where the hell are you?

ur mum gonna do seggs 2nite)))))))

Some Lithuania-tier entertainment.
youtube.com/watch?v=XdwviBZ4KsI

Merkel muß weg.

FUCK SAKE

Bravo, Estonia

estonia tier entertainment

GET

Nice digits

fuck you nigger reee

reeeeee

Bravo, Estonia

wasted

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very nice culture mate

That's a catgirl.
youtube.com/watch?v=-sEC3HZW1iM
No, she's been alone for years and she's slepping right now. Alone. She's not a fucking normie.

Bro.

ESTI GET

/balt/

WASTE

WASTED
A
S
T
E
D

bery good entertainment :DDD

I knew ausnz was gonna get this one
I'm very happy

Will you marry me, by the way?

I love you Estonia you mean the world to me

Cred Forums has cum too

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REEEEEEE

Couldn't be worse

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nice septs

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BRAVO

ESTONIA

fuck you

KYS
Y
S

>All these free (You)s

FUCKING WASTE
WTF I HATE ESTONIA NOW

FUCK YOU ESTONIA

Bravo

I seggs ur mother in her pussy))))))

I DID IT, I DID IT. MOM SCREEN ME. I DID IT. LITHUANIA BASED!

this get was stolen from /éire/, please return it

autism

good job retardo

wtf is this dude.....how'd you even find this shit..

Incredible waste get, fuck you Stoned Estonia

oh dear

french legs, despite rather sorry get

why do you like degenerate japanese animations?

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omg balt got the get :DDDDDD
>slowstonia
more like GETSTONIA

CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D

pretty barbarous desu

3...
2..
1...
404!

You don't appear to know where you are

duvaj mig abre

Good lad, claiming it for the Empire.

why do we like womens legs lads? what's the point?

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heem getty

i'm on int it seems, int for international, not degeneracy

bravo

I don't want to kill myself so I spend a lot of time watching them

I've wondered about this.

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i will give credits to /heem/ and BARUTO KAITO

WITNESSED

YULIA WHAT DID YOU SEE IN HIM

you might be gay. are you sure you don't like cocks?

that's like asking why we like women's asses...

HEEEM

wasted

FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKING FOREIGNERS

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this

>that's like asking why we like women's asses...
no, it's not.

this one is simple : only males who loved ass transmitted their genes.

legs is a fetish

Autism desu.

asses in our evolution have something to do with mating, but for the legs?

Thanks, I need all the angry pepes I can find
Will leave now
:*

custom CSS ?

this

no

...

rava xar dzmao

ah, who knows?

--
baudelaire, les paradis artificiels

it's for imagining what's above the legs, the more leg we see, the closer we are to the pussy.

Marry me

Greetings from /heem/ friendo :D

The first notable Estonian accomplishment.

so now that the dust has settled:
should all foreigners leave?

type 1 if you agree
type 2 if you disagree
type 3 if you're undecided
type 4 if you're a foreigner and have no right of voting

Mielos.

1

belles jambes sont paradis naturel

plz be my eesti gf

I'm gonna get the 66666666 one, too.

noice

If you manage to do this we'll give you Pechory back. Bravo

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>Born in pure Lithuanian family
>I am Prussian
wtf

Prusaks are balts, dumbshit

???
But I am the Prussian here

I am Galindian (eastern kind, not the gay prussian kind)

Good video user

Are you white?

whiter than any french person could ever be probably.

Why wouldn't I be?

prussakas

my balls smell t b h l a d s

Why are your generals tied up?

I never understood why new zealand / australia share a general with the baltics

newfag

>HUE education

underrated

C'mon, be civilized.

I asked you a question, I thought I would have an answer.
This kind of behavior is africa-tier imo.

just tired of explaining it for the 1000th time
an australian started it to create a general that would be able to shitpost 24 hour around the clock
when it's night there it's day here and vice veersa

i was just curious, sorry.

Anyone here got some stories? Anything goes, I'm bored.

Thx for the answer, m8.
Godspeed, user

wanna hear the story of how i fucked your mum?

>Australians posting when we sleep
lol it's always dead when we are not here.

Edgy

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Today I was sitting at the amphi, and the man generally sitting next to me brings an empty, weird bottle of a drink I don't know. I ask him about it, he take the cap of the bottle off and gives it to me, saying the flavor of the drink is still on the cap if I want to have a taste. I stare at him for a bit, then I refused the cap. He looked quite upset and didn't speak to me again.
After that, a girl with a belt around her neck asked me about things. It was a disturbing experience.

Fascinating stuff going on in France

hi

bye

>being jealous of GETs
kys

BRAVO!

>kys kys kys
fui, iškrypėlis

Damn posted this somewhere else, new try.

My Ausfriends, I'm off to bed now(2 am here) but here's the picture to use for next thread. Never forget. Always get.

Whyy
It wasn't even remotely fair. The hornet was just trying to escape for its life the entire time.

Eesti on parim :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Labanakt.

noight moight

>no response to the job application I sent last week
why do you even advertise if you don't bother to answer
estonia is the worst place on earth
these people should be fucking flogged and whipped

you need to show up at the spot or call them

they don't give a fuck about applications mate

when does the apply period end? if it's still going you have to wait some more. if it's ended and you haven't been contacted you will receive a 'sorry you were not considered' notice briefly.

SOME ESTONIAN-TIER NUMERALTAINMENT

Looking for a couple cute eesti (You)s to help me sleep tonight :)

Come to finland, ill give you a referral

me late desu
based estoniabro

How often do you shave your balls?

ur mum likes them hairy so never

why would eesti fuck its own grandmother

Thats not the question: the real question is how do you shave the balls? And the area between balls and anus?

I go there sometimes when my life sucks, feels good to be among the dregs of society. Then my life starts to get back on track and I have to stop going there. It's a toxic vile space that makes you a worse person.

Use depilatory cream.

I miss icelad

Any lithuanians here want to have the honour of being my gf? No penises thank you.

he ded

>watch on netflix
kek advertising at new levels

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so proud of you esti

Wasted
Beeeeee

Does anyone know that kinda melancholic video, about 45 minutes long, archive space footage and ambient electronic music.

Starts with a guy with a really gravelly voice saying something like
> I wanted to go be among the dirt, the rejects, the outlaws, the vagrants

hi there
im looking for some slav ska or
punk rock, or something that mixes folkloric music with rock

youtu.be/vgLdNCwepBY

what de fugg

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thanks a lot friend
have a token of my appreciation
youtube.com/watch?v=OWodAv1KHaM

hi, loosers. wassup?))

I'm almost Lithuanian, can I be ur gf?

been in this state for a year and still haven't made any friends

Who likes Estonia here?

I do!

p.s. note this is a blue board

XDD

youtube.com/watch?v=xHSM-OmqaRw

A whole year of absolutely fuck all

my stomach is hurting

fuck off baltshit

how does it feel being cucked by Russia?

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Roll for good luck.

I wouldn't know.

about fucking time

just woke up chaps, brewing some tea

ugh this internet is bloody disgraceful lads

2Gbit for 3.5$ feels good man

Who won the granny lads

helo

my life is slow so i make this to celebrate balt + ausnz

me in the far right

racist

can't you tell it by the woman beater?

>far right
i dont even need to look

fucking hell lad
well at least i get 1st world living conditions :^)

except internet))))

>statewide powercuts
>1rd world

i'd rather sacrifice internet so i don't get shot in a drive-by from ivan ivanovich and his bydlo gang shooting AKs out the window of a stolen bmw after injecting krokodil as soon as i step out my front door lmoa

>not wanting to be an ivan who shoots up drugs and AK-47s all day long.

Also pro tip right here, drug addicts in Russia never have guns, you can't even enter the underworld if you do drugs there.

>Also pro tip right here, drug addicts in Russia never have guns, you can't even enter the underworld if you do drugs there.
how could you know that :^)

you have wrong impression about my country

he is right serious people don't keep drug addicts in their teams

Baltic chapter of rossya mafia

no, i like to watch Criminal Russia, they have talked about the structure of the different mafias in Russia there a lot and most of them don't accept drug users including alcohol usage. They might "hire" druggies to do dirty work for them.

hello i am here

thanks

yes hello

>pass expires in 2 mo
should i just buy a new one now then

Thank you

>a year already

>ESTONIA GET
NOOOOOOOO

thanks

1/10/16

madman

?

>can't see posts because of the hats
very nice but also cool

>wake up
>estonia gets the get

wtf i love you

Swans 89-66

hmm

Thank you Willow

Woke up at 9:40, get ready in a mad hurry, i'm late for work, still half asleep, ill-prepared... aaaand I realise it's saturday the moment I exit the house.

Good morning don't worry, at least you got sick #s.

Powerful getstonia

me in about 12 hours
youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ

die

Labs rīts. Esmu LU students, dzīvoju kojās, pirmo reizi palieku pa nedēļas nogali Rīgā? Ko te vispār var darīt cilvēks ar autismu (lasīt: antisociāls)?
Draugu nav, labprāt atrastu.

nāc pabučosimies

tas neskan īsti iedvesmojoši.

ej vakaros staigāt pa Vecrīgu un apzodz tūristus
vai nāc pie manis mēs varam padraiskoties

> apzodz tūristus
Kas es tev pēc krieva izskatos?
Lai nu kā, tavs vārds mani pievilina, jo 1) tu gan jau arī esi animefagots 2) tu esi autists (tas gan ir 100%, jo tu atrodies 4čanā).
Kā tu gribi draiskoties? Esmu nevainīgs.

tu mani šobrīd ļoti aizvano jo
1) es neesmu animefaggots, jo man patīk meitenes
un 2) esmu 197cm garš un NEKĀDĪGI nevaru būt autisms
es īstenībā vairs nedzīvoju Rīgā un izjokoju tevi

ak tu trollis tāds. 1) ja tev patīk 2d, tad jau viss kārtībā 2) oh shieeeeeeeet, tad jau tu esi alfa.

Bet tomēr, man nav ne jausmas par citām izklaides iespējām kā kinoteātris. It kā varētu aiziet uz bibliotēku, bet kopš man ir kindle, 3dimensionālas grāmatas vairs nesaista.

Rīgā vispār nav ko darīt
ej uz bāriem piedzerties ar savu istabas biedru

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smieklīgi, bet es istabā esmu vienīgais, kas bēdas slīcina alkoholā. Jūtos tik vientuļš.

tad vienkārši skaties anim iun aizmirsti par visu
mēģini kaut kā ar kādu sadraudzēties, mani tas izglāba

Maybe we are not so difference

Paldies, brāl, par saviem maigajiem vārdiem.

Is it possible to make a place on your internet home? I think this will be home

ejam pabučoties

latvia.travel

pietiekami ko darīt

i spilled my pepsi onto my keyboard trying to respond to your (you) please send money for a replacement thanks

yes

hello

Do not drink such sugary drinks
God bless

sent ;)

>Latvijā vairs NEKAD nebūs santīmi un lati

you pay rent to me

thanks

pepsi max ^TM

I can really appreciate this culture

apologies
post paypal

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i skipped the whole thread and didn't see that hehe

Oh my, fucken nice.

Noice

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...

you're meant to rub it around on your hand

hmmm....

makes my neurons accelerate

Haha, lads. I'm unbanned.

you actually got banned for that?

>cousins coming over
SAVE ME

Yes.

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What's the problem with your cousins? Aren't you always bragging on here about how awesome your life is? Doesn't fly with them? Or anybody IRL?

do not respond to 'koto

thanks for your time

they boner me

see

thanks

Depressions back lads

smoke some weed

have you considered to just not be depressed?

degenerate

what's called depression for attention?

windy lads

whats the meaning of that star on you name, are you a jew?

callate judio

Niew

>back
it never leaves

from the retard competition. it won.

ps. don't reply to retarded tripfags. thanks