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/brit/
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can't have sugar with my diabeetus
How does Robbie Williams have a career?
Kyary
So, how about that British culture lads?
Are you a bigot /brit/?
Good looking, charismatic and a good performer
Anti-Catholicism? Big fan.
going on lads holiday to mongolia
will only be me going since i have no friends
going to be mental
w2c shirt?
Whatever happened to the reasonable middle ground, why has everyone gone to nutty extremes?
whats that cringe dance he's doing
No
Centrism is a meme desu, it never lasts.
Playing mid
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good lad
Mongolia sounds scary though
He looks like a fucking runt
and I have an angry mob...
WHO WILL ROAST AND EAT YOUR "MEN OF QUALITY" ON THE ASHES OF THE SENATE HOUSE!
>Whatever happened to the reasonable middle ground, why has everyone gone to nutty extremes?
>India
what went wrong?
Ghandi and shit
just ordered 50 wings desu
gonna start bulking
where are you planning on flying?
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Have come to the conclusion that the tories are correct.
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lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad
just ordered 50 wings desu
gonna start building aeroplanes
>why yes, I do listen to the smiths
British rule destroyed their economy
>50 wing challenge
Wish me luck lads
>Look at my tribal print shirt yes I am very cultured I bet if there were no borders there would be more of these nice shirts and no negative consequences
>There are people out there who don't think Tony Blair was our best PM since Attlee.
Shaking my fucking head, he's the perfect politician.
choon
wish I had the money to do that, I would pay a local or two to take me exploring over the steppe on horseback for a week or two. Take food and water and all that ofcourse
make sure to try out the local alcohols and shit, getting shitfaced is very popular there
v jealous of you
#
They are objectively not.
State your fave song of any band then, we'll see how your runty tastes line up.
Take the bankers bonuses and give it to the junior doctors
Give the solides the same wages as the footballers
Slash the politicians wages and distribute it equally between the machines operators
You should do a 1 gram dab instead
>this one lad with a chip on his shoulder going on about Robbie Williams
average /trv/ journey
>why no, I don't listen to the smiths
this bankrupts the country
the gf
radical, but it just might work
how was your gym session today then lads?
quite a racist post this
not fond of it at all.
never been on that board so I wouldn't know
imaginary
>dab
M8 MDMA is the one haha gonna get proper spangled tonight with the lads might ket it up as well because we're just utter madmen.
Back to the leafy subrubs with you, you poncey middle class twat
>been around the gf's almost every day over the past couple of weeks because she insists I come over
>at the start I wanted to go and really liked going
> now feels like it’s a bit of a task and I try to make excuses to not go
>now we’re back at uni she insists I spend all of my spare time at hers despite me seeing her almost every day
>this is because we either have lectures together
>or she waits for me outside my room and grabs me
>she asks what I’m doing tomorrow
>probably nothing
>know what’s going to come next
>”come to mine”
>say “ok if I’m not doing anything”
>later on friend who I haven't seen in a while mentions going to Hull to see a friend we haven't seen in a while with another friend we haven't seen in a while
>say to girlfriend "I might go to Hull over the weekend" to see friends
>she then says "but you said you would do something else"
And this is the girl who said that she didn't want me around 24/7 because she says people need their space and she'd go crazy if I was around 24/7
I tried letting her go the other day and she went out of the room, cut herself, and got back in to bed with a huge bleeding cut on her arm. Seriously don't know what to do
I like literally ordered 50 wings
>not cutting bankers income
>not cutting politicians income
>we all live on a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine
*vomits*
you must be fucking joking, they're literally shit
tadoe off the molly
are tories left or right of the conservatives
Might sign up to become a Tory member desu.
t.robbie
Adopted a stray cat lads
Only thing is my other cat hates him, won't go near him and hisses at him and that
What do?
gym was too crowded
hate it like that
>the solides
Believe I speak for all of us when I say the Bank of England should be burned to the ground.
Phone's fucked lads.
An expense I did NOT need
How do you know its stray?
50 planes, no wings, any one buying?
>tip
>tax
HAHAHA
>americans
Nice one m8
Bring us back a mong gf
>tip
>delivery
>tax
>tip
lol
Tory is a nickname for the Conservatives.
>The socialist workers party was ever a reasonable middle ground
If you actually go around and talk to people IRL lad barely anyone you meet is anything but a centrist. Extremism is an internet meme in the 21st century
>
why?
some fresh grime on bbc2
how'd you break it
>Tip
Fucking America man.
I went yesterday
Bumped up my bench so I'm pretty happy with that and I caught several qts mirin
So it went pretty well famafam
broke my phone screen and Carphone warehouse are charging me £80-£100 to fix it
mental
>tip
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>mild chipotle BBQ
shit
I hate Americans so much I just want to toss atomic bombs over all major cities and ignite nitroglycerin in major buildings holy fuck
>tax
>delivery
>tip
>discount
ah yes
Tories are the conservatives
Piss on them both
Not even joking it makes them see each other as family
If you don't they'll start pissing on everything to drive the other one out
I don't care about your stupid problems you bellend
haha fucking yanks and their tips LMAO
>Iraq
If it wasn't for Iraq Blair would probably be seen in a really favourable light. But the geezer fucked up so hard it that one area
Quite good. I managed 2 sets of 92.5kgx5 squat which I hadn't before and got a good bit of volume in too.
Fuck off commie/rorkist scum
>lets let white men in suits tell us what to do with our monetary policy
Have you ever thought how racist the BoE is?
It's just packed up on me after 3 years of working smoothly
oh
>/brit/ is this triggered by tipping and tax
>doesn't mind drowning in paki tips and tax
He was a traitor.
back to your ancestral homeland you mong
when i broke my screen i just decided to live with it. spent about 6 months with a half legible screen until i finally lost it on a night out
>implying I tip
Listen to A Day in the Life and come back here with your runty tail between your legs
Blair is a war criminal.
t. tory
its not normal to tip here
or didn't used to be anywhere
fucking yanks
Fuck Trump and fuck white people
ahahaha, is this Rosy? I've barely been on 4chins in the last 4 months or so, is she still a butters meme?
Piss on her
watching some pole playing civ 6
Don't touch the women, Mongolian men are extremely racist and it is very common for them to attack foreigners who do go near them. it is an endemic issue, and the Mongolian police is heavily infiltrated with nationalists, so they won't help you.
beatles are unironically overrated as fuck
>Blair is a war criminal.
t. baby's first political opinion
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Wish I could get 50 wings for €28
>ahahaha, is this Rosy? I've barely been on 4chins in the last 4 months or so, is she still a butters meme?
don't think that's what he meant by paki tips lads
are water thefts normal?
Put the politicians on immigrant single mum NHS fruit picker wages and see how quickly things change
yeah bet you're chuffed he let in you and your 48 siblings aren't you raheem
I read wikipedia 'n'all
The Tories were in power during your revolt, surerly you get taught something so fundamental to American history like that.
yes its a big problem
I watched a documentary on it.
I'll tell you what you need to do lad.
And all of you RUNTS listen up for this wise wisdom.
Return back her affections twofold.
Don't be distant, don't be cold, be OVER THE TOP unbearably loving.
Text HER before she texts you.
Insist SHE stays with you.
Try and look through her phone and invade her personal space.
Women only want what it seems like they can't have.
If she thinks you're putty in her hands - she'll get bored of you and toss you away until she finds another guy to toy with.
That is what women are like.
>inb4 fedoras
Fuck you niggers I know what I'm talking about from experience.
White people have been getting fucked every election since 1920
once did a random 20 mile walk into the countryside
ended up walking through cornfields in a beautiful purple sunset
was quite nice. felt like a film
just fucking end me
>White-Knighting this hard
you can buy them from the supermarket and marinade them yourself for so goddamn cheap 2bh
Post it geezer
thunderdome lads
aside from the cutting my gf pulled the same shit. get out of there.
You've got red on you
off the benzos lads cant see myself
>I'll tell you what you need to do lad.
>And all of you RUNTS listen up for this wise wisdom.
>Return back her affections twofold.
>Don't be distant, don't be cold, be OVER THE TOP unbearably loving.
>Text HER before she texts you.
>Insist SHE stays with you.
>Try and look through her phone and invade her personal space.
>Women only want what it seems like they can't have.
>If she thinks you're putty in her hands - she'll get bored of you and toss you away until she finds another guy to toy with.
>That is what women are like.
Filthy, thin, up to his ears in illnesses (now vaccinated) and isn't microchipped
The microchip alone means in the eyes of the law he belongs to no one
did this and got lost so I ended up walking down a motorway for hours
>Cali
>red
wew lad
was ages ago lad and I wiped my browser history since then
>White Hawaiians
I can only imagine that they're as unbearable as they sound
what gender are you lads?
ah yes, very impressive
good
lad
BIG fan of this edit
Mm... Will not be doing that
Demi-queer
it was the evil tyrant king duhhh
Once had a gf that used to trip me down the stairs and shit on purpose.
>tfw my job allows me to travel the world
>part of the international travelling class
>not some Chav whose world starts at his house and ends at the pub two streets away
Feels good. Wonder what it's like to spend your life trapped in one city/country.
Even if people voted exactly on racial lines, which they don't, I can't see your image actually holding true
High as fuck hahaha
completely ignoring someone is FAR easier
it pisses them off, pisses their friends and family off, but as long as they don't smash your windows on your house you're fine
Helluva fucking discount
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis anyway m8
street is full of degenerates and they're making weird noises
I don't speak Algiers
I don't want to go to other countries.
This is the best country in the world.
>Voting republican
>Not getting fucked
genderless 2bh i'm a free spirit
you're supposed to pre-plan your path
its nice that you took him in. is he free of sickness now?
regarding the other cat hating him, with time they'll eventually get used to each other
it may take up to a year though
water stealing southern cunts
BOTTOM TEN COUNTIES BACK TO MEXICO
what job
want me to fuck you up with a petanque ball? x
Good stuff. Quebec is the only region Canada with any semblance of culture, lets keep it that way
I like his mobile smashing glove, very practical
how should I
Romney won the white vote by 19 points or something ridiculous.
What job?
nah it was very spur of the moment
just kept walking and walking
My way is safer.
If you ignore her she'll want you more.
If you do the complete opposite she'll want you less.
30k people at today's trump rally
in michigan of all places
I FUCKING HATE AMERICA
FUCK YANKS
sorry for shouting lads, just had to get it out my system
The yanks unironically are the greatest in the world at food
french*
the language is not the point of the video
once fell over and misaligned my jaw. Took a pill the next night and gurned it back into place. Heard the pop and crack as I was dancing and the pain stopped. I was so happy I cried on the dancefloor
my dad does that
my mum used to do that
I've already visited a few non-euro countries and I've even lived in non-euro countries as a kid
Might eat a chicago town pizza desu lads.
imagine the smell
good bants desu
One line flows yeah I got some of those :3
>Quebec is the only region Canada with any semblance of culture
That would be true if the Maritimes weren't a thing
don't need a travelly job to travel m8
i was working on a building site for 8 months and went across 9 different countries in 7 separate holidays in that time
why would you want dead niggers on your pizza?
there's hiking trails all over the country, even in the most random of places. check openstreetmap
the government also builds bridges over motorways even for these irrelevant hiking paths
quite nice living in a 1st world country 2bh
i would like you to try
just so i would have a legal excuse to turn you inside out
Yes he's free of illness now. Would post a photo but it's dark, he's a bit of a bruiser. Also need to get his knackers chopped off, hoping that will sort out some of the dominance tension between them
engineering consultant or commodities trader or some such?
Yeah its fun now, gets less fun after a few years.
I have only been out of the country once, and that was on a school trip to a zoo in the Netherlands.
What?
That is a picture of how the 2012 election would have gone if only white people were voting. It's not extrapolated from anything, its just the raw numbers of the exit polls. It's objectively true.
Thanks :3
>triggered An*lo filth
runt life
lads.... I think those wings are here....
in alone tonight for the first time in ages, feeling very comfy lads
it's in Dijon, France
im 6'0 built like an anorexic pole just try me hun x
cringe
Pics
gonna need pics
went to a small town in germany on a school trip once
literally just saw chinese people, no germans
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are keano
just did sex with gf
i put my winky in her mingey minge lads haha
*denounces you*
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dont know how to read this
me too lad
Pourquoi tu mens ? Fermé ta gueule pêh
gross
Yup, I met no Dutch people there desu.
He's taking the piss lad.
Oof
tg gros débile !!! bisous lol ;)
Trump's a very likeable guy.
Appeals to the lowest of the low and the highest of the high.
Spends 90% of the time flattering the audience and calling highly unlikable people cunts.
Is unironically funny when he's supposed to be all dignified and shit.
Funny guy.
Shame he came off as thick at the debate.
I hate Hillary but I'm trying to run through the consequences of a Trump presidency.
I draw blanks because I have no fucking idea what he's going to do.
>We're going to bomb the shit outta ISIS
>We're gonna leave it. Let Russia take care of it
>We're going to get rid of 11 million illegals
>Alright maybe that's a little harsh. We'll get rid of a lot though
>Wouldn't it be great if we could get along with Russia?
>Calls Putin an enemy in an anti-Hillary ad
He'll either be perfect or abhorrent and nobody fucking knows.
once fell over and miss spelt mississippi
vile
*practices ashtanga vinyasa yoga*
ah yes, strength of the inner AND outer self
didn't read a word of this
ASIAN MILFS TBQH LADS
Jan isn't going to be happy with THIS
Naw, we invented In n Out
patrician taste
looks like ryan boundless ex gf but with boobs
The map and top bar show the electoral college breakdown of the 2012 Presidential election if only white votes were counted.
The bottom bar shows the actual breakdown once minority votes are counted.
stop what you're doing.
scroll up.
read every word.
I put a LOT of work into it.
all asian women look like midgets with down syndrome
fairly enough, I might be wrong because i'm thinking about it in a proportional representation sense. White are have until recently bee 70 - 80% of the population, i suppose if it's the winner-takes-all delegates per state system the US uses that data might make sense.
Either way, I don't really care. Republicans are a completely beat-dog ideological force desu, hence Trump.
doing a poo
I'm not 2bh
The yanks have fantastic food
Fucking love the fact that Japs always have quality bush
Needs to make a comeback in the West
>not being both at the same time
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>Motorist is found guilty of running over and killing his neighbour's only son, five, after becoming 'sick and tired' of children playing on his driveway
christ
you're putting words into his mouth
if i have a pot noodle now how will it effect my sleep? i want a good nights kip
bit shit innit
come here haha girls don't shave
guardian commentators are looking forward to a 2nd eu referendum
I am LITERALLY quoting him.
I still prefer him to Hillary.
Fuck you fatty.
fuck off scouse cunt
applying for planning permission for a wank
Jog on mate
lel
support for Trump has hit the lowest its ever been
*denies your planning permission to protect the Green Belts*
was at a cool house party on campus last night lads. Got shut down by campus security TWICE
i don't love no thotties lads. ya heard...
no you aren't
besides, even if you were, anyone with one eye and half a brain knows not to take him literally.
ye ye but he's getting big crowds
we got tired of winning
but how could that be, all the retards on here said he won the debate
business idea: kill myself
T'es un pédé
Tb h I'm a virgin so I have no idea if they do here, but I expect they do.
You lads wanna go get cocktails?
they are objectively plebs
so did Bernie
bwak bwak
its macaroni time
need a f
politics idea: instead of counting votes, count crowds
Nimby's raus
seems higher than it's ever been. i pay pretty close attention to it so i'm a bit of an expert
politics idea: instead of counting votes, count facebook posts
Ah yes, in group preferences
only if it's a tiki bar, love me a nice navy grog
je vais te saigner fils de pute. bisous ;)
*runs a smear campaign against you, accusing you of being in the pocket of scary foreigners*
Arsenal would win the election
Can't wait to bait Cred Forums when Trump loses
>guardian
politics idea: instead of counting votes, let the *intellectuals* decide
russian authors have beards
cat-licks sicken me to the core
reminder good looking people can literally wear anything and look good
Yea alright
I've never been to one before
The USA is actually 56% white.
might try adding my friend on steam again and see if he accepts this time
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don't worry. nobody considers the UK to be european
what is this image trying to convey?
not gogol
I'm not gay, so no.
He's closed the gap in the battleground states and he's ahead in everything he needs to win.
Reckon the establishment are shitting it in the US atm. Media seems to be ignoring the fact that he's pulled Ohio off.
will there be heavy lifting involved?
>tfw too ugly for a leather jacket
/brit/ WILL defend this
always for you x
>implying we want to be European
Darling, the continent is truly dire x
>he's pulled Ohio off
his arms must be quite tired
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why did he feel the need to mention no nudity?
t. breitbart
graham phillips is literally a russian shill
It shows demographics of the 2012 election. Specifically I was drawing attention to the absurd 93-6 breakdown of black voters in contrast with most other groups.
maybe someone made a nudity request in the comments section
you and your legendary big wang :D
I went to Ukraine once, the Russian part, and they bantered me into shaving my long beard off.
Said beards were only for priests, hermits, and the homeless.
>Graham Phillips
Ahhhhhh Yes, ah yes.
wat
I don't care what America considers to be European.
cockney is objectively the best accent desu
>Centuries ago, the Catholic Church declared left-handed people to be servants of the Devil. For generations, left-handers who attended Catholic schools were forced to become right-handed. Only a few decades ago in Japan, left-handedness in a wife was sufficient grounds for divorce.
the left = devil worshipers
the right = righteous
>tfw a servant of the devil
I guess blue is tories, red is labour?
ohh my days tim actually tried and went all the way to london for britains got talent
tears
well in one of his videos at least he pulled his trousers down a bit to show off an operation scar
pretty grim sight 2bh
>2012 election
going to get some toast
Hovis Best of Both with Kerrygold Irish Butter
Cockneys don't exist anymore. They were the first victims of multi culturalism
He tried for The Voice in June
YOU'RE TWISTIN MY MELON MAN
stealing that anecdote as my own
the catholics one is suprising
clearly America if 'Hispanic' is on the list
why are you so fucking stupid?
Why the Catholics hate us lefties man
discrimination is a bad
Me getting drenched
fuck off milo
slavs are almost always clean-shaven
worked with a full-bearded polish man who would regularly be mistaken for an icelander
interesting
YOU KNOW YOU TALK SO HIP MAN
rick owens raf simons usually what he's wearing
quite like the video of the black doctor getting squirted on by 27 women 2bh
didnt know i was a servant of the devil tbqhwyl
me on the left
Nah it aint. Catholics in murica are urban Irish and Italian, both left wing freaks
That is objectively piss
Had a burrito for dinner, wtf I love mecixans (except the on who posts here) now
that's a robust flag
I wonder why they hate male facial hair so much.
All yours
shaitan leave
plopping out a shoite leds
business idea: piss during sex and call it "squirting"
Going back to uni tomorrow
Quite shook tbqh
rasheed
wish I had an aesthetic face
>tfw left handed
kekkled at this
Had maple candied salmon for *supper, wtf I love canadians (except the on[sic] who posts here) now
politics idea - let stewart lee decide who becomes primer minister
that guy lives around central parks
apartments there cost at least $25k a month
the clean-shaven "fad" probably comes from the military
fucking hell chinese visa application looks complicated
C B A
Business idea: only let 1 year olds vote because they're the ones who have to live with it longest
no
haha
Probably
kiss your mum my man
*breathes into the mic*
Business idea: give all the votes to one guy who decides how they're distributed
Where you going again lad? NK?
I'm going Nepal in November (Then Iran, Iraq and Turkey in Jan & Feb)
spent the last few days incredibly drunk lads
did you hear that?
Good lad
new
rasheed
why in the name of fuck are you doing that
some cat is messing about outside my window
ah yes, le spiritual traveller
yeah but thinking of doing China/NK/SK in one go
sk doesn't need a visa thank fuck
Journalist? Pork hater?
>yank thread
Hmm.. I'll pass
lads
who was here when I was shitposting OST's a few weeks ago
someone posted something cool, and I need to find it again.
Think it was from a game or tv show something japanesey but I am not totally sure on any of these criteria
yea
Sometimes that happens to me when I just rub under my pee hole until I cum, my legs go really crazy when I do as well.