/brit/

Whatever happened to the reasonable middle ground, why has everyone gone to nutty extremes?

whats that cringe dance he's doing

i.imgur.com/CitZ1uE.gifv

No

Centrism is a meme desu, it never lasts.

Playing mid

youtube.com/watch?v=32udqal_lyQ

tune of all tunes

good lad

Mongolia sounds scary though

He looks like a fucking runt

and I have an angry mob...

WHO WILL ROAST AND EAT YOUR "MEN OF QUALITY" ON THE ASHES OF THE SENATE HOUSE!

>Whatever happened to the reasonable middle ground, why has everyone gone to nutty extremes?

>India

what went wrong?

Ghandi and shit

just ordered 50 wings desu

gonna start bulking

where are you planning on flying?

Originating from the number 100 written on a school exam or paper to indicate a perfect score of 100 out of 100. Teachers in Japan may also use a stamp in addition to the 100 mark, to indicate that a student has performed very well.

This 100 emoji is commonly used as a shorthand for 100%, with the usage meaning “keep it real” or a similar sentiment. A 100 emoji can be used to express pride or general acceptance of an idea.

Have come to the conclusion that the tories are correct.

youtube.com/watch?v=QXMUY4deXs0

lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad

just ordered 50 wings desu

gonna start building aeroplanes

>why yes, I do listen to the smiths

British rule destroyed their economy

>50 wing challenge

Wish me luck lads

>Look at my tribal print shirt yes I am very cultured I bet if there were no borders there would be more of these nice shirts and no negative consequences

>There are people out there who don't think Tony Blair was our best PM since Attlee.

Shaking my fucking head, he's the perfect politician.

choon

wish I had the money to do that, I would pay a local or two to take me exploring over the steppe on horseback for a week or two. Take food and water and all that ofcourse

make sure to try out the local alcohols and shit, getting shitfaced is very popular there

v jealous of you

#
They are objectively not.

State your fave song of any band then, we'll see how your runty tastes line up.

Take the bankers bonuses and give it to the junior doctors

Give the solides the same wages as the footballers

Slash the politicians wages and distribute it equally between the machines operators

You should do a 1 gram dab instead

>this one lad with a chip on his shoulder going on about Robbie Williams

average /trv/ journey

>why no, I don't listen to the smiths

this bankrupts the country

the gf

radical, but it just might work

how was your gym session today then lads?

quite a racist post this
not fond of it at all.

never been on that board so I wouldn't know

imaginary

>dab

M8 MDMA is the one haha gonna get proper spangled tonight with the lads might ket it up as well because we're just utter madmen.

Back to the leafy subrubs with you, you poncey middle class twat

>been around the gf's almost every day over the past couple of weeks because she insists I come over
>at the start I wanted to go and really liked going
> now feels like it’s a bit of a task and I try to make excuses to not go
>now we’re back at uni she insists I spend all of my spare time at hers despite me seeing her almost every day
>this is because we either have lectures together
>or she waits for me outside my room and grabs me

>she asks what I’m doing tomorrow
>probably nothing
>know what’s going to come next
>”come to mine”
>say “ok if I’m not doing anything”

>later on friend who I haven't seen in a while mentions going to Hull to see a friend we haven't seen in a while with another friend we haven't seen in a while
>say to girlfriend "I might go to Hull over the weekend" to see friends
>she then says "but you said you would do something else"

And this is the girl who said that she didn't want me around 24/7 because she says people need their space and she'd go crazy if I was around 24/7

I tried letting her go the other day and she went out of the room, cut herself, and got back in to bed with a huge bleeding cut on her arm. Seriously don't know what to do

I like literally ordered 50 wings

>not cutting bankers income
>not cutting politicians income

>we all live on a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine
*vomits*
you must be fucking joking, they're literally shit

tadoe off the molly

are tories left or right of the conservatives

Might sign up to become a Tory member desu.

t.robbie

Adopted a stray cat lads

Only thing is my other cat hates him, won't go near him and hisses at him and that

What do?

gym was too crowded

hate it like that

>the solides

Believe I speak for all of us when I say the Bank of England should be burned to the ground.

BELTER

youtube.com/watch?v=5l9-IhIzGqk

Phone's fucked lads.
An expense I did NOT need

How do you know its stray?

50 planes, no wings, any one buying?

>tip
>tax
HAHAHA

>americans

Nice one m8

Bring us back a mong gf

>tip

>delivery
>tax
>tip
lol

Tory is a nickname for the Conservatives.

>The socialist workers party was ever a reasonable middle ground
If you actually go around and talk to people IRL lad barely anyone you meet is anything but a centrist. Extremism is an internet meme in the 21st century

>

why?

some fresh grime on bbc2

how'd you break it

>Tip

Fucking America man.

I went yesterday
Bumped up my bench so I'm pretty happy with that and I caught several qts mirin

So it went pretty well famafam

broke my phone screen and Carphone warehouse are charging me £80-£100 to fix it

mental

>tip
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>mild chipotle BBQ

shit

I hate Americans so much I just want to toss atomic bombs over all major cities and ignite nitroglycerin in major buildings holy fuck

>tax
>delivery
>tip
>discount

ah yes

Tories are the conservatives

Piss on them both

Not even joking it makes them see each other as family

If you don't they'll start pissing on everything to drive the other one out

I don't care about your stupid problems you bellend

haha fucking yanks and their tips LMAO

>Iraq
If it wasn't for Iraq Blair would probably be seen in a really favourable light. But the geezer fucked up so hard it that one area

Quite good. I managed 2 sets of 92.5kgx5 squat which I hadn't before and got a good bit of volume in too.

Fuck off commie/rorkist scum

>lets let white men in suits tell us what to do with our monetary policy
Have you ever thought how racist the BoE is?

It's just packed up on me after 3 years of working smoothly

oh

>/brit/ is this triggered by tipping and tax
>doesn't mind drowning in paki tips and tax

He was a traitor.

back to your ancestral homeland you mong

when i broke my screen i just decided to live with it. spent about 6 months with a half legible screen until i finally lost it on a night out

>implying I tip

Listen to A Day in the Life and come back here with your runty tail between your legs

Blair is a war criminal.

t. tory

its not normal to tip here

or didn't used to be anywhere

fucking yanks

Fuck Trump and fuck white people

ahahaha, is this Rosy? I've barely been on 4chins in the last 4 months or so, is she still a butters meme?

Piss on her

watching some pole playing civ 6

Don't touch the women, Mongolian men are extremely racist and it is very common for them to attack foreigners who do go near them. it is an endemic issue, and the Mongolian police is heavily infiltrated with nationalists, so they won't help you.

beatles are unironically overrated as fuck

>Blair is a war criminal.

t. baby's first political opinion

...

Wish I could get 50 wings for €28

>ahahaha, is this Rosy? I've barely been on 4chins in the last 4 months or so, is she still a butters meme?

don't think that's what he meant by paki tips lads

are water thefts normal?

Put the politicians on immigrant single mum NHS fruit picker wages and see how quickly things change

yeah bet you're chuffed he let in you and your 48 siblings aren't you raheem

I read wikipedia 'n'all

The Tories were in power during your revolt, surerly you get taught something so fundamental to American history like that.

yes its a big problem

I watched a documentary on it.

I'll tell you what you need to do lad.

And all of you RUNTS listen up for this wise wisdom.

Return back her affections twofold.
Don't be distant, don't be cold, be OVER THE TOP unbearably loving.

Text HER before she texts you.
Insist SHE stays with you.
Try and look through her phone and invade her personal space.

Women only want what it seems like they can't have.
If she thinks you're putty in her hands - she'll get bored of you and toss you away until she finds another guy to toy with.

That is what women are like.

>inb4 fedoras
Fuck you niggers I know what I'm talking about from experience.

White people have been getting fucked every election since 1920

once did a random 20 mile walk into the countryside
ended up walking through cornfields in a beautiful purple sunset

was quite nice. felt like a film

just fucking end me

>White-Knighting this hard

you can buy them from the supermarket and marinade them yourself for so goddamn cheap 2bh

Post it geezer

thunderdome lads

aside from the cutting my gf pulled the same shit. get out of there.

You've got red on you

off the benzos lads cant see myself

>I'll tell you what you need to do lad.
>And all of you RUNTS listen up for this wise wisdom.
>Return back her affections twofold.
>Don't be distant, don't be cold, be OVER THE TOP unbearably loving.
>Text HER before she texts you.
>Insist SHE stays with you.
>Try and look through her phone and invade her personal space.
>Women only want what it seems like they can't have.
>If she thinks you're putty in her hands - she'll get bored of you and toss you away until she finds another guy to toy with.
>That is what women are like.

Filthy, thin, up to his ears in illnesses (now vaccinated) and isn't microchipped

The microchip alone means in the eyes of the law he belongs to no one

did this and got lost so I ended up walking down a motorway for hours

>Cali
>red
wew lad

was ages ago lad and I wiped my browser history since then

>White Hawaiians

I can only imagine that they're as unbearable as they sound

what gender are you lads?

ah yes, very impressive

youtube.com/watch?v=wFUlz_BTby8

good
lad

BIG fan of this edit

Mm... Will not be doing that

Demi-queer

it was the evil tyrant king duhhh

Once had a gf that used to trip me down the stairs and shit on purpose.

>tfw my job allows me to travel the world
>part of the international travelling class
>not some Chav whose world starts at his house and ends at the pub two streets away

Feels good. Wonder what it's like to spend your life trapped in one city/country.

Even if people voted exactly on racial lines, which they don't, I can't see your image actually holding true

High as fuck hahaha

completely ignoring someone is FAR easier

it pisses them off, pisses their friends and family off, but as long as they don't smash your windows on your house you're fine

Helluva fucking discount

Enjoy your toxoplasmosis anyway m8

street is full of degenerates and they're making weird noises

I don't speak Algiers

I don't want to go to other countries.

This is the best country in the world.

>Voting republican
>Not getting fucked

genderless 2bh i'm a free spirit

you're supposed to pre-plan your path

its nice that you took him in. is he free of sickness now?

regarding the other cat hating him, with time they'll eventually get used to each other
it may take up to a year though

water stealing southern cunts
BOTTOM TEN COUNTIES BACK TO MEXICO

what job

want me to fuck you up with a petanque ball? x

Good stuff. Quebec is the only region Canada with any semblance of culture, lets keep it that way

I like his mobile smashing glove, very practical

how should I

Romney won the white vote by 19 points or something ridiculous.

What job?

nah it was very spur of the moment

just kept walking and walking

My way is safer.
If you ignore her she'll want you more.
If you do the complete opposite she'll want you less.

30k people at today's trump rally

in michigan of all places

I FUCKING HATE AMERICA

FUCK YANKS

sorry for shouting lads, just had to get it out my system

The yanks unironically are the greatest in the world at food

french*

the language is not the point of the video

once fell over and misaligned my jaw. Took a pill the next night and gurned it back into place. Heard the pop and crack as I was dancing and the pain stopped. I was so happy I cried on the dancefloor

my dad does that
my mum used to do that
I've already visited a few non-euro countries and I've even lived in non-euro countries as a kid

Might eat a chicago town pizza desu lads.

imagine the smell

good bants desu

One line flows yeah I got some of those :3

>Quebec is the only region Canada with any semblance of culture

That would be true if the Maritimes weren't a thing

don't need a travelly job to travel m8

i was working on a building site for 8 months and went across 9 different countries in 7 separate holidays in that time

why would you want dead niggers on your pizza?

there's hiking trails all over the country, even in the most random of places. check openstreetmap
the government also builds bridges over motorways even for these irrelevant hiking paths

quite nice living in a 1st world country 2bh

i would like you to try
just so i would have a legal excuse to turn you inside out

Yes he's free of illness now. Would post a photo but it's dark, he's a bit of a bruiser. Also need to get his knackers chopped off, hoping that will sort out some of the dominance tension between them

engineering consultant or commodities trader or some such?
Yeah its fun now, gets less fun after a few years.

I have only been out of the country once, and that was on a school trip to a zoo in the Netherlands.

What?

That is a picture of how the 2012 election would have gone if only white people were voting. It's not extrapolated from anything, its just the raw numbers of the exit polls. It's objectively true.

Thanks :3

>triggered An*lo filth

runt life

lads.... I think those wings are here....

in alone tonight for the first time in ages, feeling very comfy lads

it's in Dijon, France

im 6'0 built like an anorexic pole just try me hun x

cringe

Pics

gonna need pics

went to a small town in germany on a school trip once

literally just saw chinese people, no germans

youtu.be/p_st29mlQwU
are keano

just did sex with gf

i put my winky in her mingey minge lads haha

*denounces you*
i.4cdn.org/vg/1475224107296.webm

dont know how to read this

me too lad

Pourquoi tu mens ? Fermé ta gueule pêh

gross

Yup, I met no Dutch people there desu.

He's taking the piss lad.

Oof

tg gros débile !!! bisous lol ;)

Trump's a very likeable guy.

Appeals to the lowest of the low and the highest of the high.
Spends 90% of the time flattering the audience and calling highly unlikable people cunts.
Is unironically funny when he's supposed to be all dignified and shit.

Funny guy.
Shame he came off as thick at the debate.
I hate Hillary but I'm trying to run through the consequences of a Trump presidency.
I draw blanks because I have no fucking idea what he's going to do.

>We're going to bomb the shit outta ISIS
>We're gonna leave it. Let Russia take care of it

>We're going to get rid of 11 million illegals
>Alright maybe that's a little harsh. We'll get rid of a lot though

>Wouldn't it be great if we could get along with Russia?
>Calls Putin an enemy in an anti-Hillary ad

He'll either be perfect or abhorrent and nobody fucking knows.

once fell over and miss spelt mississippi

vile

*practices ashtanga vinyasa yoga*
ah yes, strength of the inner AND outer self

didn't read a word of this

ASIAN MILFS TBQH LADS

Jan isn't going to be happy with THIS

Naw, we invented In n Out

patrician taste

looks like ryan boundless ex gf but with boobs

The map and top bar show the electoral college breakdown of the 2012 Presidential election if only white votes were counted.

The bottom bar shows the actual breakdown once minority votes are counted.

stop what you're doing.
scroll up.
read every word.
I put a LOT of work into it.

all asian women look like midgets with down syndrome

fairly enough, I might be wrong because i'm thinking about it in a proportional representation sense. White are have until recently bee 70 - 80% of the population, i suppose if it's the winner-takes-all delegates per state system the US uses that data might make sense.

Either way, I don't really care. Republicans are a completely beat-dog ideological force desu, hence Trump.

doing a poo

I'm not 2bh

The yanks have fantastic food

Fucking love the fact that Japs always have quality bush

Needs to make a comeback in the West

>not being both at the same time

youtube.com/watch?v=ismS9OUNeqU thats that almighty so

...

>Motorist is found guilty of running over and killing his neighbour's only son, five, after becoming 'sick and tired' of children playing on his driveway

christ

you're putting words into his mouth

if i have a pot noodle now how will it effect my sleep? i want a good nights kip

bit shit innit

come here haha girls don't shave

guardian commentators are looking forward to a 2nd eu referendum

I am LITERALLY quoting him.
I still prefer him to Hillary.
Fuck you fatty.

fuck off scouse cunt

applying for planning permission for a wank

Jog on mate

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WWKfyGdNZqM

lel

support for Trump has hit the lowest its ever been

*denies your planning permission to protect the Green Belts*

was at a cool house party on campus last night lads. Got shut down by campus security TWICE

i don't love no thotties lads. ya heard...

no you aren't

besides, even if you were, anyone with one eye and half a brain knows not to take him literally.

ye ye but he's getting big crowds

we got tired of winning

but how could that be, all the retards on here said he won the debate

business idea: kill myself

T'es un pédé

Tb h I'm a virgin so I have no idea if they do here, but I expect they do.

You lads wanna go get cocktails?

they are objectively plebs

so did Bernie

bwak bwak
its macaroni time

need a f

politics idea: instead of counting votes, count crowds

Nimby's raus

seems higher than it's ever been. i pay pretty close attention to it so i'm a bit of an expert

politics idea: instead of counting votes, count facebook posts

Ah yes, in group preferences

only if it's a tiki bar, love me a nice navy grog

je vais te saigner fils de pute. bisous ;)

*runs a smear campaign against you, accusing you of being in the pocket of scary foreigners*

Arsenal would win the election

Can't wait to bait Cred Forums when Trump loses

>guardian

politics idea: instead of counting votes, let the *intellectuals* decide

russian authors have beards

cat-licks sicken me to the core

reminder good looking people can literally wear anything and look good

Yea alright
I've never been to one before

The USA is actually 56% white.

might try adding my friend on steam again and see if he accepts this time

...

don't worry. nobody considers the UK to be european

what is this image trying to convey?

not gogol

I'm not gay, so no.

He's closed the gap in the battleground states and he's ahead in everything he needs to win.

Reckon the establishment are shitting it in the US atm. Media seems to be ignoring the fact that he's pulled Ohio off.

will there be heavy lifting involved?

>tfw too ugly for a leather jacket

/brit/ WILL defend this

twitter.com/St_Gaz/status/749350745959464960?lang=en-gb

always for you x

>implying we want to be European

Darling, the continent is truly dire x

>he's pulled Ohio off
his arms must be quite tired

youtube.com/watch?v=PNvo7hNHdrg

why did he feel the need to mention no nudity?

t. breitbart

graham phillips is literally a russian shill

It shows demographics of the 2012 election. Specifically I was drawing attention to the absurd 93-6 breakdown of black voters in contrast with most other groups.

maybe someone made a nudity request in the comments section

you and your legendary big wang :D

I went to Ukraine once, the Russian part, and they bantered me into shaving my long beard off.
Said beards were only for priests, hermits, and the homeless.

>Graham Phillips

Ahhhhhh Yes, ah yes.

wat

I don't care what America considers to be European.

cockney is objectively the best accent desu

>Centuries ago, the Catholic Church declared left-handed people to be servants of the Devil. For generations, left-handers who attended Catholic schools were forced to become right-handed. Only a few decades ago in Japan, left-handedness in a wife was sufficient grounds for divorce.

the left = devil worshipers

the right = righteous

>tfw a servant of the devil

I guess blue is tories, red is labour?

ohh my days tim actually tried and went all the way to london for britains got talent
tears

well in one of his videos at least he pulled his trousers down a bit to show off an operation scar

pretty grim sight 2bh

>2012 election

going to get some toast

Hovis Best of Both with Kerrygold Irish Butter

Cockneys don't exist anymore. They were the first victims of multi culturalism

He tried for The Voice in June

YOU'RE TWISTIN MY MELON MAN

stealing that anecdote as my own

the catholics one is suprising

clearly America if 'Hispanic' is on the list

why are you so fucking stupid?

Why the Catholics hate us lefties man
discrimination is a bad

Me getting drenched

camwhores.tv/videos/47521/4-squirts-in-2-minutes/

fuck off milo

slavs are almost always clean-shaven

worked with a full-bearded polish man who would regularly be mistaken for an icelander

interesting

YOU KNOW YOU TALK SO HIP MAN

rick owens raf simons usually what he's wearing

quite like the video of the black doctor getting squirted on by 27 women 2bh

didnt know i was a servant of the devil tbqhwyl

me on the left

Nah it aint. Catholics in murica are urban Irish and Italian, both left wing freaks

That is objectively piss

Had a burrito for dinner, wtf I love mecixans (except the on who posts here) now

that's a robust flag

I wonder why they hate male facial hair so much.

All yours

shaitan leave

plopping out a shoite leds

business idea: piss during sex and call it "squirting"

Going back to uni tomorrow

Quite shook tbqh

rasheed

wish I had an aesthetic face

>tfw left handed

kekkled at this

Had maple candied salmon for *supper, wtf I love canadians (except the on[sic] who posts here) now

politics idea - let stewart lee decide who becomes primer minister

that guy lives around central parks

apartments there cost at least $25k a month

the clean-shaven "fad" probably comes from the military

fucking hell chinese visa application looks complicated

C B A

Business idea: only let 1 year olds vote because they're the ones who have to live with it longest

no

haha

Probably

kiss your mum my man

*breathes into the mic*

Business idea: give all the votes to one guy who decides how they're distributed

Where you going again lad? NK?

I'm going Nepal in November (Then Iran, Iraq and Turkey in Jan & Feb)

spent the last few days incredibly drunk lads

did you hear that?

Good lad

new

rasheed

why in the name of fuck are you doing that

some cat is messing about outside my window

ah yes, le spiritual traveller

yeah but thinking of doing China/NK/SK in one go

sk doesn't need a visa thank fuck

Journalist? Pork hater?

>yank thread
Hmm.. I'll pass

lads

who was here when I was shitposting OST's a few weeks ago

someone posted something cool, and I need to find it again.

Think it was from a game or tv show something japanesey but I am not totally sure on any of these criteria

yea

youtube.com/watch?v=aTBlKRzNf74

Sometimes that happens to me when I just rub under my pee hole until I cum, my legs go really crazy when I do as well.