/asean/

It is very good thank you

pork chop?

Fucking tired lads, I was promised cool weather today but the sun's out in full blast now. Fuck tropical countries tbqh

poo

W-what???!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=F6vt9XlxavM

Toast and cereal.

It is actually 2am here now

That's some kawaii ass shit, didn't know Thai could sound this good :3

just got home nite guys

I-I also went out today

I have friends

HAHAHAHAHAHA @~@

Why do you let asean general ded last night, Britnoy?

I am not Flipbongo

Only proxy? You don't live in UK?
You should be awake when wagecuck asleep though.

I live in the UK, rotting away in uni ;_;

I am also Flipbong's best friend

mahal-chan

I wanna cum all over you

ded thred ded union ded ded ded

loaf

s-slow down lewdhime

Is it that time already?

post indo lewd

Selamat pagi!

Dubs and I will shave my legs

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Post breakfast

>All that uprooted trees
The landscape cost must be a headache but at least there is no maintenance cost to chop branches of massive trees like we do or someone gets crushed by trees.
What kind of roadside trees does your city council plant /ASEAN/?

Komodo dragons are big guys

...

Eh. Lived in Nu Zild for 6 years. You'll find out why mat salleh and mad dogs like the noon tropical sun.

Heil Duterte! Phillipine uber alles!

I fucking hate my countrymen...

Subway meatball marinara.
Rotorua and Coromandel is just nice though.
South island winter on the other hand can only be topped by Aomori winter.

hello, reddit.

How do I become a politician?

take Degree of Political Science

>tfw no more holdapan in caloocan and malabon araneta part

ITS HAPPENING

lol they just reported there were two in the news and a girl was shot

newsinfo.inquirer.net/820831/duterte-dares-critics-go-ahead-impeach-me

filipinas, honorary brother, is everything alright

is this common? these dudes just fucking shit up all over town?

Most of them are timid so you won't be seeing them fighting in the streets all the time but you can watch them from some distance at irrigation canals or rivers.

cute high impact cuddling

I'm hungry

>another year wasted on this gay ass forum

ngAngkringan lah dab

Ki aku jik kuliah dhab. Ngko tak nang burjo

How was your saturday morning, /asean/?

Just got back from a game of footie, feeling good now! :DDDD

iktfb

>tfw Cred Forums's birthday is the same as mine

Can I get some birthday (you)s?

dog

No

Muh Heritage; /asean/ edition?

Lmao template if anyone is interested

Maybe next year

thats what i were saying when they ask me if i am gay

NO, i am not gay

This is the straightest and gayest general on Cred Forums.

what is "happy birthday" in Asean?

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males are not allowed to wear hijab wtf indon

Post yours.

I just started learning Bahasa Malaysia. Any tips for what sort of accent or other things to focus on? Any easy content that I might find interesting like relating to video games for example?

Just be yourself.

Watch Upin Upin, Boboiboy.
Conversational Malay is very easy. Basically you just need to memorise words without worrying about any rules.

>Conversational Malay is very easy
Tell that to Chinks.

Selamat hari jadi.
>Conversational Malay is very easy
Tell that to Kelantan and Terengganu.

mandarin

This guy has no problem speaking with Terengganu accent

youtu.be/Q0_GKTlWctQ

*fixed

That was entertaining to watch

Hitler killed 3million jews

Yea even lizards are more manly than millennials.

My phone got stolen today

Having a beard used to be manly and cool.

Now it is pathetic when numales ruin it

Preview of WrestleMania 33

F

Pre sori ha
kailangan ko talaga
pang tuition lang ni jun jun
anak ng asawa ko

Sige pero paupload nalang ng mga vid ng ex ko pre

I can understand all this except pang. Is it like para?

Similar but it's more of a prefix meant to turn things into nouns.
>Para sa bayad (For the payment)
>Pambayad (Payment)

>Para sa paglilins (For cleaning)
>Panglinis (Cleaning material)

>Para sa pagpuputol (For cutting)
>Pamputol (Cutter)

Maraming salamat po

link for that image, boss

>ASEAN vs the kikes edition
ftfy

delet dis

>political science
fucking shit degree, be a real lawmaker and get a law degree

>accent
Kelantan accent best accent

You deserve that, I hope you get cut and stab too

more like pokemon no

can your cops do something?

Yeah they can. Who do you think stole it?

Any Malaysian Indian here?

>father
>have a law firm
>"my son your elder brother is taking statistics at NUS, someone must take over me when I retire"
>"hmmmm.....i am taking business with Econs
>"HOW COULD YOU BE SO UNGRATEFUL TO ME MY SON!"

My mom says I look like a mixed indian

user when did u realize u loved her?

9gag

KYS

>tfw I'm taking over

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I get to be in charge of HR and Marketting right ;_;

Intern janitorial staff getting paid on minimum wage, to ensure you'll stay wagecuck forever

I make sure you get the best lawyers and this is how you pay me?

I start my own firm now

can i be your servant? i very need a job. I can be office boy

Only if you do buttstuff.

Office boy uniform

how? maybe it fell out of your pocket

it's pretty dark outside

I thought it was Korean at first till I saw the subs. Tbh, A lot of languages can sound good if they're decently voiced, even for ugly sounding (no offense) languages like Thai or Chinese. Though they will never reach the "Moe" level of cuteness however. If you think of it, English probably has better chances.

Technically, interchanging Pam, Pan and Pang is not wrong, because they're all the same. Think about this, it works in Japanese too, "Sempai" "Senpai and "Sengpai" pronunciations. But unlike Jap, the Filipino language threw away their Phonetic alphabet a long time ago (blame Spain), that's how they forgot and now its got these meme words that which the original old one doesn't. The only known script of Filipino was"""baybayin""" which was actually made by Spain with their Kudlit system, then later abandoned it because they cbf learning it and other countries were doing it too, no one knows what the original script was and how it worked. There's a lot of unwritten literature in Filipino, I wish they'd clear that stuff out and actually redo the whole literature based on how people actually speak, not stiff-worded like a book so it doesn't cause a lot of confusion for learners.

>Went out for a photo walk event in Kuala Lumpur
>Realize I'm used to K.L and don't know what photo I should take

go to chow kit road after 11 pm.

I don't want to get mugged, rapped and shanked.

more like sillypenis mirite

happy birthday Cred Forums!

What about the remains of Pudu Prison?

is it real SE asian like a this korean?

Congrats to China.

Your woman a fake but best

For years the Filipino fucks in this thread have insulted us for not doing anything about China. Now Dudut is sucking up to China and we are the only ones doing anything about China.

Fucking Filipinos are useless swine, and the ones in this thread are mentally diseased and homosexuals.

>be singacuck neet
>flip maid -10/10
>play eroge
>rape maid
>disown by parent
>blame flip

But you have been sucking up longer than everyone.

>barely anyone without glasses

It's a bit ironic now that Vietnam is now US' favourite, while Philippines is now it's disowned child because of a retard that's still butthurt about the fact that his commie terrorist friends got killed by US special forces.

>be malingshit
>get raped by parents
>get raped by britroach pedophile

What is that? Malaysia not doing shit when the Chinese Ambassador goes down to Petaling Street and lectures them in their own country? You fucking Malayshit.

Hmmmm....Malaysian Chinese cock is bigger than Singaporean Chinese though

Malaysian Chinese girls prefer Singaporean men, so that cock isn't doing much good.

7spooky9me,

would go there if I have a chance though.

>Dating a gold digger

m8

If that is so, why do Singaporean girls in my uni all want me to be their boyfriend?

itu semua mata duitan Tan

They want a cuck who they can manipulate and cheat on

But they are rich and told me how lifeless Singaporean men are

They want a real man who is actually a person. Not a robotic cuckooroo

What's so spooky about the remaining walls of an old prison?
Its not like you gonna meet the phantom of Botak Chin.

>They want a real man who is actually a person.

In other words, a cuck

Aiyoyo

Aiyo why you so blur like sotong?

-dabs-

Third impact soon comrade.

What is this?
Very funny

what would muslims do if i force feed them pig blood?

explode

nani?

IT'S GODZIRRA!

youtube.com/watch?v=OX2VaVtFYfs

Hek eleh

Magandang gabi,bayan
what was for hapunan?

I can sometimes see spooky shit, this is my curse.
Either that or I have a mental condition.

ikaw

jones

Story, please.
Can you see pontianak?

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Greetings from Belgium to the Philippines
Enjoy your future dictatorship

/spooky/ time?

or a cia backed coup
white men will always keep us down no matter what

either way you get a dictatorship
beware of free helicopter rides

Do chinkaporeans like this? I used to watch it dubbed. Comfy show.

how?
saying politically incorrect things in tv inst a red flag for dictatorship

He won't fly so good, waffle-san

gmanetwork.com/news/story/583213/news/nation/duterte-in-hanoi-i-heard-cia-out-to-kill-me

I've seen candle-jack just yesterd

My mom always watch asian food channel
wtf

flipussy

Flipussy, pussy that with wings

food porn

youtube.com/watch?v=bZskGAxQkgY

>food porn

better now than later I guess,I still need to make it to church

Malem minggu edisi nugas nyet

do you have class on monday?

esok cuti kan?

I always have time for you

sluts I hate them

how about a kissu

anytime

Esok baru hari Ahad bang, tapi memang pun Isnin ni cuti

I hate it when they ignore me too

Kamu ambil course apa? Foreign relation?

Flipbong a closet slut

Midnight drive/stroll lads.

now?

melayu sounds really disgusting
it's like orangutan trying to speak indonesian

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yes please

betul betul betul

KAU SEPERTI NYANYIAN DALAM HATIKU YANG MEMANGGIL RINDUKU OOOOO

OH SEPHIA

MALAM INI KU TAKKAN DATANG

Yupp

go to sleep, you faggots.

I know it's sunday tomorrow but you're not fucking bats!

Terus targetnya apa bila udah selesai? Kerja di kedutaan?

Answer me you goblok weeb

Salah jurusan bang

>asking for child-porn
reported

You won't be sleeping when I kiss your lips

Kalo udah selese mau jd apa? Sm sekali ga tau. People around me say they are going to work for Foreign Service after they graduate, wtf bitches it aint that easy.

I-In the lips?!

Yeah. Pretty much

Well, what are you waiting for?

Kiss me!

Chuu~

Good night, honey~

Anime is degeneracy!

Maritime SEA is such weebs.