You wake up in a rural town in Poland

>you wake up in a rural town in Poland.
wat do?

put the kettle on gas and go outside in my slippers to smoke a cigarette in order to estimate the temperature for the day to dress accordingly to work.

Smile, and know that I can always troll Germans because they're so retarded. :)

invest
>if I had any money

Try to connect with qt Shinto goddesses :3

1. have an orgasm
2. get a qt rural polish bf
3. get married
4. be happy forever after

>Shinto goddesses
>Poland
Mate...

Simply be Polish.
Won't be hard to assimilate as long as I never open my mouth.

Take a comfy bath in the icy stream, then ritualistically slap my head, shoulders, chest, and back with small branches of green, leafy leaves?

Oh; I hope not.
Please say this is just wrong...

>Shinto

>you take a walk on a quiet Florida path

Mongolize some Polish qts with my seed.

1.Get a decent job
2.Get a qt polish gf
3.Go back to Colombia

Tell polish proxyfags to fuck off
True

no matter how obvious my bait is, they will respond

take rabies inoculation

Pull out my trusty hidden butthole gun and fight the locals for supremacy

Your country already has places like the one on the picture

1. Build a crude fire
2. Make a crude skewer with a sharp stick
3. Catch rak (crayfish) with bare hands
4. Cook rak on my skewer
5. Eat cooked rak
6. Fall asleep
7. Wake up
8. Repeat steps 1-6
9. Grow old
10. Die of old-age and starvation when I can no longer build fires or catch rak

That doesn't look like Poland. I don't see trash and needles anywhere.

sightsee
observe polish qts
stay a cozy hotel and eat tartar steak
go to warsaw and sightsee
visit the japanese embassy
go home
10/10

you may be mistaking poland for russia

Where is this picture located in Poland?

we don't have gay marriage here

good for me.

Literally 95% of this country looks like that..

Wherever I am I must also rape

Why do people keep leaving then?

Economic reasons obviously

Find me the biggest pair of titties in the town. Something Poland excels at greatly.

Get Pierogi, I like Pierogi.
Afterwards I'll go to Warsaw and get the Polish government to declare war on Islam. Other eastern european and slavic nations would probably join, thus saving civilization and starting a new era of peace and european hegemony.