I wake up in England
I wake up in England
She's shit
No, you aren't, you're in America
Waiter, their is a yank in my bed!
>Newcastle
Fuck
>have a nightmare
>wake up
>realise i'm in england and the nightmare isn't over
>tfw the nightmare is never over
That's probably the most attractive she's ever looked.
Only because you can barely tell that's her.
the pic is of me
What does the numeral "XII" tattooed on her side mean?
Did she get another tattoo? She's looking more and more like one of those Maori cannibal.
Women shouldn't have tattoos. What a stupid cunt.
Probably refers to the 12 apostles. SO DEEP.
12 years a slave
1. go to the airport
2. take a plane to Poland
Then what's with the picture?
what is I wake up in Liverpool?
Her number of chromosomes.
...
go to greggs
Start supporting the greatest team of England
You must be a girl then if you're with her
I remember all of the literature I read in my several British literature classes and I smile.
Then I remember I'm in modern England so I kill myself because it's no better than where I live in America.
No trolling pal, what are some of the Brit books you enjoyed?
DELET