I wake up in England

I wake up in England

She's shit

No, you aren't, you're in America

Waiter, their is a yank in my bed!

>Newcastle
Fuck

>have a nightmare
>wake up
>realise i'm in england and the nightmare isn't over
>tfw the nightmare is never over

That's probably the most attractive she's ever looked.
Only because you can barely tell that's her.

the pic is of me

What does the numeral "XII" tattooed on her side mean?

Did she get another tattoo? She's looking more and more like one of those Maori cannibal.

Women shouldn't have tattoos. What a stupid cunt.

Probably refers to the 12 apostles. SO DEEP.

12 years a slave

1. go to the airport
2. take a plane to Poland

Then what's with the picture?

what is I wake up in Liverpool?

Her number of chromosomes.

...

go to greggs

Start supporting the greatest team of England

You must be a girl then if you're with her

I remember all of the literature I read in my several British literature classes and I smile.
Then I remember I'm in modern England so I kill myself because it's no better than where I live in America.

No trolling pal, what are some of the Brit books you enjoyed?

DELET