/brit/

Did you cut it off?

WELLLLLL BOIIIIIIIIII
Agahahanb

that would be so cool

will probably get a lot of people laid too

Timmy Mallett is definitely a nonce

still the best option

Gas taxi at 1 got lift to local oubAFTER cocksucking by fit brunet in town and went pub at the local for a 40th and morpints

>Fossil fuels
>from mars

had a hearty kek from this one

doubt it

...

fuck off you queer

>le tesla meme ceo

isill conduct this posts as best as possible

When I closemeyes the head spins and I fell like sick

What I do?..

giphy.com/gifs/poems-secret-poetry-mass-6B1W22eWEixdC?

>he doesnt know that all life on earth orginates from mars

...

He lives near me and I've spoken to him a few times, his TV personality is completely different to what he's like normally. He's actually pretty chill

some people think it might desu

...

can the lad from the last thread explain the benefits of colonising mars to me?

>yanks will never know the comfy feeling of a rainy night followed by a grey damp morning
I feel sorry for you

Post willy

go have your puke then get a bit of water and go to sleep

Never. U stop asking doe request yank

used to think the words martians and aliens were interchangeable

liveleak.com/view?i=ae9_1475276163

>raises his gun
>body gets ripped apart instantly

WEW

Not a request
It's an order

i thought the same about jews and aliens

Wouldn't you like to live on mars?

Earth is going to become unable to sustain life relatively soon (because of anthropogenic climate change) so we will have to go somewhere

Genuinely would not mind a non-white gf. Seems weird how people say they are not attracted to entire races.

U cannit order me ahhh yank fuck up queer I fukin knockout ur about ratboy

Would it be fair to say that women are destroying society?

Just went to /biz/ to see if they were discussing Deutsche Bank and it's massive oncoming implosion due to absurd leverage, fines and capital inadequacy. Turns out it was all due to refugees.

Really makes you think.

Listen """mate""" I'm not going to explain the millenia-taking multi-generational purpose of doing anything in life (like painting on walls or writing), but if everyone was like you we'd be still living in caves because there is no purpose to research and growing.

Tank u. Good avdise..gud yank

I am legit not attracted to Asians at all, or Blacks.

maybe visit

so you cant?

If you go to Mars you're going to spend all day in your room.

You already do that on earth.

>it's a "my favourite 3 tranny escorts all live really close to each other now" episode

actually stuck for choice

...

>it was all due to refugees

how so?

>anthropogenic climate change

2 weeks till hockey starts lads

retort

kek

dont get how retards like this throw their lives away in the blink of an eye with one stupid decision

>Kings
hnnng

Turn over if not. Put one leg on the floor and you want spin

>how so?
Is there any point in trying to ask them their reasoning?

Same, except for an extremely small minority of black women. And those black women usually look like they have white facial features and just happen to be black. Other than that, I am not attracted to ANY slit eyes or blacks.

Legitimately just heard a fucking duck in the garden lads

more :DDDDDDD

i dont think thatll be the main driver 2bh, our climate and ability to live here probably isn't going to change that much.

also you have to think, if we're able to control the atmosphere on mars, don't you think it'd be easier to effect the atmosphere on earth sooner?

by the time we even have a way to live safely on mars we'll have already invented that technology here on earth.

space travel will be initiated by something commercial, no one is going to pump insane amounts of money into a project like this if they don't think they can make money off of it first.

My nigga

last

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

Having a fight wearing ice skates and pads interrupted by 2 hours of football with sticks is not a sport

i had a similar calculator

it was good...... love how you plug in cool pictures on graphing calculators. must really come in handy for the drug dealer

Rate my home screen lads

autism doctor is trying to force me to socialize with my brother lads

reckon ill just hide underneath my blanky

>not understanding the desire for the sweet release of death, especially when faced with the prospect of going to an american prison

she might even want to join in

>ello lads, ahhm frum oop noooorrrff

space mining will be huge in the future
especially for helium-3

ahh yes milo the so-called leader of the alt-right

I know what you mean with that, I this Ethiopian chic had a crush on me in Highschool, she must have been 2nd or 3rd gen because she was all goth'd out.But yeah, really symmetrical face and skull, really nice skin tone, was like half arab half east african.

i reckon mars is a bit like dublin

grand for a day trip but nobody wants to live there surrounded by literal wasteland as far as the eye can see

4/10 idea might go if ryanair do a cheap deal

i did stupid thing this night lad

It v xold nd I went out in polo top drewwzing cold and shivering, maybe thought itwas me getting cold or cough. Had fag and pint nd felt better. Mate all has jacket even they say it' cold

Anyone kno this?

>reddit
>menu icon not centred
>the daily mail
>empty space for icons
6/10, would be 3/10 without the frogs

crying, drinking and sitting on the floor feeling worthless and lonely lads haha what a nob i must be for that haha

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

His boyfriend is Timbaland?

Fight this guy

>so you cant?

Fucking hell.

Come on then

Why is this happening to me?

dublin is the only civilised part of ireland

there are much better ways to achieve catharsis lad

hello 2009

haha you are getting bullied by Cred Forums

I used to call Milo out for being an attention seeking moron with shit arguments years ago and Cred Forums would all scream at how I was a shill and leftist.

Just look at the actual state of Milo:

youtube.com/watch?v=DNagXCKp_qc

...

U e pathetic lotre vender do I would fukin demolish u Aussie little le bitch

Blount,y on the bitch frame auswald I fucking box ur lugs you muG!

t. west west brit

Seriously like wtf?

moot hacked you

Lads, you get less socially awkward as you get older right?

it happens every time its 4chans birthday you incredible newcunt

Remember that failed military coup in Turkey? What was that all about then?

post dank nasheeds

cutest pic (and all i have)

Bunch of ruffians up to no good I suppose

those are the birthday hats you newfag shithead

Stop using that pile of shit app and just use Chrome like normal people

In my experience yes, mostly because you stop caring what people think as much

remember how he kept banging on about how he was going to dress in drag and hold a gay pride parade through the most muslim infested area of stockholm

then he didn't do it

Annoying poofter

to some extent

This is what happens when British gays spend too much time in burgerland.

*hugs you*

eating that burrito was a BAD idea

He was captured

TSM TSM TSM

Don't need a second bf cause I already got one for five years, but I do miss that feeling of being on a date for the first time, like you hold hands and you're really nervous.

But now you're just painting the ceiling because of the leak upstairs and cooking dinner.

What a retarded idea, it's annoying as fuck

>homosexual e-celeb is a trainwreck

Who would've seen that coming huh

A load of piffle if you ask me

>gay pride parade through the most muslim infested area of stockholm
Why? I don't even understand doing something like this? It's literally schoolboy prank tier.

Guy is beyond pathetic.

Business idea: get drunk and lightly cry about things

she got dem good DSLs, nah' mean?

I'm using Clover and I don't have any hats

Yeah, but actually experiencing things helps. Genuinely believe that interrailing and the ensuing getting sick of talking to new people has made me more confident and comfortable in social situations.

it's not 4chans birthday though it's just that shit app

are you literally this new. embarrassing

>Bulgaria Bans the Burqa

wtf I love Bulgaria now!

>that pic
What even is that? Seriously?

so how did a swarthy jew bender become a leader of the so called "alt right"?

Fags are incapable of maintaining relationships i swear

Want to do Interrailing but it will come to around £1200 haha. Fuck that

cute

very hard to find good vids of them

unironically hahaing at this normie cunt rn

then doing a depressed because she's probably still had more sex than me

leaning tower of pisa you stupid fucking pleb

unpopular opinion: sex outside of marriage is wrong

ask a guy who just did coke with anthony hopkins anything

Cheese wizz

Do you have more of her?

A Goofy Movie?

*hugs you*

I mean the cartoon animal/creature/thing

i really have to re-watch this

it was my favorite movie when i was like... 3.... or whatever

Ah yes, because lamenting on a Cred Forums post about how you miss being young and on dates on a Saturday at 3am is breaking monogamy on a half-decade relationship.

actually a legitimately frightening concept if you live in new zealand

CHRIST ALMIGHTY, BUT A BAG ON THAT DECREPIT MONSTER

...

He's Greek

Business Idea: Set up a shariah banking service for middle-class Guardian readers that want to impress their Muslim friends and colleagues

liveleak.com/view?i=ad8_1474931575
liveleak.com/view?i=6a9_1469413054
>t*rkroaches

and nice eyes
>tfw 9gb pack
would share if my internet didn't suck

Doesn't look like goofy

Never seen an old gay couple
Check mate

A goofy movie. are you underage?

He's also a jew apparently

Need some (You)'s lads

Might wank to some furry porn desu

New Zealand actually makes some pretty good movies

Having a THINK

Here ya go m8

That might be because of the AIDS

Really makes you think

Fucking Brits, prepare to be my 51st state.

you practically do live in new zealand though

listening to bill hicks

no

reeeee pls share

listening to hill bicks

>film poster without the name of the film on it
gr8 advertising

massachusetts is basically Britain

its ironic cuz like on paper i should be CRUSHING pussy left and right but im still a virgin because i have lots of like anxiety issues and shit lol

Business idea: sell beer at 3x its normal price in a club which is no better than any club in my city

Oh wait, London already does that.

t. England

I think drunk Paddy died lads

listening to a new album lads

not telling you who because you're all detestable parasites

*Ireland

>It's kept us all safe. Since the inception of the EU we have lived almost free of terrorism
was this post made before or after the muslamic raygun invasion last year?

Further evidence the alt-right is literally a meme.

You've been saying that since the 1970s

>your country

Can't trust a continental 2bqh

>tfw its 7pm and you still haven't turned on a light

Bon Iver?

...

3, 7, 10, 2
wouldn't even bother with the rest Tbh

chap couldn't handle his drink

was probably english tbf

Derry girl best girl
Upa RA

Me in the high visibility jacket on the stands

further evidence Milo is a Jewish plant used to steer conservatives into liberal degeneracy

no, kiwis practically live in australia

>that second comment about libards, conservatives and nazis
u wot

>was probably english tbf
Nearly every time I go out drinking with an Irishman they get too drunk too quickly and pass out

10 2 6 3 7 8 9 4 1 5

Could really do with a shitty takeaway 'zza.

Are the English light weights?

>care about humanity as a whole

I swear this is a codeword for "pander to immigrants and ignore your own people"

This whole alt-right thing is really cringey tbqh.

utterly baited yee

For you.

Which one's Derry?

We don't eat at allbefore we drink, breakfast and then you're on the sauce before tae time
Eating's cheating
Yes

i hate mainstream media

went on weather.com to check on a hurricane that might potentially hit my area and all i learned is that i will die soon

every day is halloween in the newsroom

Leftists are all about censorship and curtailing free speech.

They need to fuck off lol

>utterly baited
Go back to /ribbit/ if you can't handle it

3, in the red and white

I hate muslims

Utterly baited

>care about humanity as a whole
More like pander to elites.

These left-liberal types don't realise they're being taken for a ride by the establishment who don't give a shit about immigrants or natives.

>Eating's cheating
All I'm hearing is excuses

lol so true haha

handled ur mom LOOOOL

did a very dry poo, no wiping necessary but was a bit painful

3, 10, 9, 2, 7, 6, 8, 1, 4, 5

...

there was a sponsored post from Generation Liberty offering a short story competition about why free speech is important

the entire comments sections was leftists saying that it "fucking isn't"

ah yes

eye virus do not open

like, seriously. i should be ANNIHILATING puss right now

I did a (wet) cement tier poo before, had to scoop out some of it with my rude finger so wiping didn't make me arse bleed haha

Why aren't you?

I've been to England lad, drank every last lad under the table and i weigh 10 and a half stone

>mom
FOY

I know.

Leftists always try to censor opinions so they should all fuck off and stop talking lol

>Eating's cheating
Naw that's how you go hard or go home

Cat fell asleep in the corner of the room, like next to my desk chair, he could at least let me know, if I had moved the chair I would have squashed him!!!

kek

You get no pussy., cause you're a little bitch dude

utterly baited

just fucking destroyed a mexican in his own thread lads

>like, seriously
You're gay so doesn't matter

What religion are you?

What denomination of that religion are you?

oh I see

you're trolling

bit dry

>dude
Welcome, American friend
Glad to have you with us

:0

Strong anti-theist

A made up story and a photo of a manlet doesn't impress me Eoin

born again scientologist

blimey!

Pics of kot

Atheist.

The antitheist variety.

Fuck off, buddy. For real

atheist

Christian
The right one
t. Lightweight
I'm not your buddy, guy

I don't even know anymore

agnostic

>I'm not your buddy, guy
reddit

Hear the runts squabble and howl:

Pissing in my flatmates almond milk as we speak because he's pissed me off

forgive me

*forcefully tunnels a demon into your soul*

>The right one
Which is?

youtube.com/watch?v=USQGrE8JtY0

Catholic

The kind that only goes to church for Xmas and Easter and only prays when life has hit the shitter

youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg

The Roman Catholic Church

youtube.com/watch?v=sn8KYD1Vco0

Does this song trigger you? It's about sassy black men wanting to fucking white women

THAT DAMN RACIST FROG'S DOING IT AGAIN

alright lads

alri poley

woah holy fuck, trump really tweeted that?
memes have truly broken reality

Very good post

*vomits demon all over you*

heh time for dessert

*punches you into wall*

Caaaat!

Utter baited

tried watching the conjuring last night, it was a bit too scary for me to be watching alone at night so I stopped watching half way through haha

:3 love pigs so much could never eat them

>Catholic
>The kind that only goes to church for Xmas and Easter
What's going to church for a Catholic like? Is there singing? I hate singing.

yes it triggers an erection

youtu.be/crgtWomWg90

rasheed

*kills the mandem*

it's not scary and it's shit

>*punches you into wall*

gahhhhhhhh i will die like the dude in the cask of the amontillado

...

really wish we had better access to foreign food so i wouldn't have to eat fish 4+ times a week

only drink fizzy drinks during birthdays

the 80s have a lot to answer for Tbh

>is there singing
Sometimes, most chapels are next to Catholic schools so sometimes the choir sings during service, other times (atleast at my chapel) they bring in a harpist to play

Yea there's singing but I don't sing
I don't even hold hands when we do the Are Father

aoty to be perfectly frank

youtube.com/watch?v=dn41rRx7Q-M

Catholic

fucks sake turn it into pork already and shut it UP

>see a brit mocking an American
>brit says cowabunga and tubular

It's like old people using memes from 2008. Very uncomfortable.

Cannot fathom how some people are unironically religious

I could understand if you were doing it for the social benefits or because you're weak and need to be part of a group but to actually literally unironically believe in a magic man in the sky who came to earth where he executed himself and then became a zombie only to zoom back into the sky again is utterly mind boggling

Also like he's adorable anyway.

great post

Looks like some wog shite

pictured: the runts when they heard GBBO presenters were quitting

Hey its Cat!

you look like some wog shite
*drops mic*

theyre generally really good at doing our accents

But are you supposed to join in with the choir?

If you want to

Thinking of doing an all nighter. Your thoughts?

you are bent

Talking of the Catholic Church.

>social benefits

isn't that why everyone goes to church?

...

No, very rarely will they expect you to sing aswell, mostly you just enjoy the sweet sound of a pre pubescent childs voice

sus as fuck

*slinks up behind you*
*clubs you over the head*
*screeches away the other cave-monkeys*
*drags you away into my corner*

bet that's not the only sweet part of a pre pubescent child you enjoy sav

Utterly baited

>a heretical Pope
We've had them before, we'll have them again
We'll have a Pope JP III soon enough
Utterly baited

Oh I see.

There's no "Here's today's hymn sheet, now sing along" kind of thing?

That's how I remember Church as a kid. Singing songs I don't even know how to sing.

stay up and have a pyjama party with me :D

le feet

Utterly baited

>sus
>sav
wat

They do that for the school kids, normal sunday service isn't like that

they should invent a weed that doesnt give you cottonmouth

...

Julia Casablancas fucked up the new Growlers album

i'm going to give him a piece of my mind if i ever catch him

Fuck off Muslim loving lefty cunt

sav is savile I think

sus ????????????

alri gramps

Your mum has wog shite all over her

*drops kebab*

*transitions gender*

>a heretical Pope
I like him a lot. He actually talks about real issues and trying to create a more socially just world.

There's a hymn book, they tell you which songs they're singing and if you want to join you can

Most of the people who sing sit in the front, I sit in the back and wait for an hour so I can go home

*gives you a (You)

*tips*

youtube.com/watch?v=HeILdhfJNKk

They should invent a weapon that seeks out stoners

>normal sunday service
What's it like then?

took you 7 minutes to think that trash up?
lmfao

Hey, it's you!
Here he is watching for Fish. Yet again another pet adopted not by choice.

I dont regret Cat. I dont like fish in general though, they kind of disgust me.

Might have told you lads before but I dressed up like a girl once and I really turned myself on, I wore a short skirt and blouse, wig and my face looked really pretty

hmmm we could call it the stoner 63

they have one bro its called taco bell

How do you not choose to adopt fish..?

Seem to be getting some contrary opinions here.

>unedited

me holding the pizzas

Nah I was eating my kebab, looked up and saw your bent post

agp weirdo

Found the double-digit IQ

Kek

Abandoned by previous owner in the garden. Shitty people. Had not been fed in weeks.

Still would

i'm eating your mam's kebab and i still have time to type this masterpiece

you did

I recall saying that I tried on tights once and they felt great, made my legs look nice too

I wouldnt anymore though

youtube.com/watch?v=EwdwHgzwLLc

looking up videos from my first MMORPG lads

i failed the 6th grade becaus i was so addicted to this game that i never went to school just to play it

It's not my fault you're some uggo ginger freckle-dick mate

You're a good lad

Need more people like you in the world and less non-whites

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wish Cred Forums was more friendly and less nasty

im only won of those things doe :\

He goes against the church's teachings so I'm not a fan, he's not all bad though. Thank God he told the gays and women to fuck off about priesthood
>walk through door
>bless self with holy water
>find a seat
>stand for priests and altar boys' entrance
>he tells you to be seated
>he talks a bit about current events, and God, makes a few light jokes
>Mass begins
>listen to some readings, normally letters but not always
>kneel for some prayers
>listen to a layman's reading
>priest blesses the bread and wine
>recieve the bread and wine
>return to seats
>some more preaching, about being good, dealing with stress, getting closer to God etc
>maybe a hymn, maybe not
>say some prayers
>shake some people hands in a sign of friendship
>priest ends mass and tells you to "Go in peace with the Lord our God"
Every priest does mass slightly differently

Did you just move or something? At least they're outside fish so you don't have to clean their bowl

youtube.com/watch?v=oLA0Yn7pf7o

youtube.com/watch?v=PyOH1BUBXU0
aw fuck found a video featuring some of the best guilds on our server

these guilds were in the most intense rivalry we had in our entire history

not reading this

>less non-whites
That's racist.

>aw fuck found a video featuring some of the best guilds on our server
>these guilds were in the most intense rivalry we had in our entire history

alri ted haha

Me too. X

Cup of tea Father?

>He goes against the church's teachings
such as

Based

It's just a goldfish. I do pour some collected rainwater from time to time. We moved in a while back.

went to bully some trannys but felt bad desu

This is the mens room, fuck off back to /britfeel/

For those who don't understand, I trained at the Farm in Langley. Anyone who knows what that is knows what it means. You can't provide security capable of providing the security I can provide for myself, non-negotiable.

Can we all agree Breathless by The Corrs is a right song?

Oh yeah I remember now

His defense of Islam is the big one
Catholics are allowed to defend themselves from heretics and heathens despite popular misconceptions
I believe he has defended communism aswell, which is quite stupid of him imo
He also blessed a gay strippers parrot at one point
He's done lost of stuff i don't agree with desu but its 3am and I'm tired
Thanks Venezuela

having a smoke

...

>lad behind isn't recoiling in horror

Edited

trying to quit

>His defense of Islam is the big one
See what you mean but in reality interfaith dialogue is probably a good thing? I don't know much about the Catholic Church though.

>He also blessed a gay strippers parrot at one point
Seems absurd.

what is this device pepe is holding

i already have quit, this is the first smoke i've had in months

its the gods honest truth

...

ISA 16bit weirdo.

god isn't real you crumpet grow up

projector you fucking melt

>yank "education"

>interfaith dialogue is probably a good thing
I would be open to dialogue with all Orthodox churches and almost all Protestant churches, as well as pagans, hindus and Buddhists, but Islam is evil and violent and we should take every step necessary to defend ourselves and our children from such evil.
Sorry led, had my edgy athiest phase and found my way back to Him, slowly but surely. You will too

agreed

i don't even jhave a problem with nastiness in itself but 90% of the time its just pointless and starts petty disputes

for example, say you are arguing with someone over something, you aren't inclined to admit you are wrong if the other person has insulted you about 10 times already,

it just ferments more nastiness x