Please talk to me I'm so lonely

Please talk to me I'm so lonely.

h-hi,how are you?

What do you wanna talk about?

How do you make new friends?

I don't

Hi! How've you been?
What've you been up to today?

I played some overwatch, slept till about 1pm and watched the new south park and browsed Cred Forums all day wbu?

ikf bro. I only talked to my friends like 2 times over skype the entire year, haven't hung out with them physically since last October.

I'm too inferior of man to attract any girl.

Are you a NEET?

Fuck you, Ausfags are literal scum.

just fart and let go all of your burdens so you can be free again

What's your internet connection, dear Pingstralian?

do yo enjoy anime

I played some Dirt3 with two friends, tried to get some sleep but I couldn't get my brain to shut up so I ended up spending about 5-6 hours in bed twisting and turning.
It sucks, haven't had a good night's rest in over a month.

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>with two friends
raus

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That ping is better than mine
Am I a honorary Strayan or what

>Faster than 60% of AU

oh, don't be silly. Haven't seen them irl for several months now.
I don't really interact with other humans at all, in fact.

hi have a girl

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>Server: Bydgoszcz
Fuck that's here

t. Pingpole

You guys wanna sing with me?

I KNOW, I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN

Yes it's pretty lonely existence all my old friends at least have jobs and new lives now.

Write me on Skype qseft1984

Same tbqh