/brit/

>celeb edition

eugh

post more ordinary girls masturbating

asians look hideous

please stop

bit worried lads

took 30 mg diazepam last night and 10 this morning at about 11 o clock

will I be okay to have two or three pints tonight at about 10 o clock or will I die?

Still want a 16 year old gf

absolutely pig revolting

Ah yes, the future of Australia is in safe hands

asians are ugly as fuck and only for desperate losers that cant pull white girls

look at those fucking hips, awful

going on an epic adventurous 6 week train journey from reading to slough

whos with me

good edition

youtube.com/watch?v=6N2DRxlOfDc

Y'all like sweet tea?

good post

BAD post

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH PENGTING GOT NERVOUS AND THEN CANCELLED
NO FUCK FOR ME WEEEEEEEEEY

need a blonde german gf who likes movies pays bass and wanks with small dildos

stop posting ugly fish people

...

t. pooskin

Did the bullets in your tummy leave you swimming in this suit?
With the fists of a warrior eloped in its roots
But he's animalistic and this rhyming is sadistic
Sacrificing pigeons in the name of our religion

looks pretty consistent to me

>PS4 was on sale for 149 quid
>Only found out after they'd all sold out
Fuck sake.

go to sleep lad

Erm nothing about his posts suggests that

Rasheed.

she said she couldn't fuck me anyway
dunno why but that's what she said

Fucking do one Paddy nobody cares about your communist revolution

where do you get your clothes lads?

I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
I wanna good steed under me like my forefathers before
I wanna good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons' roar
I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

...

youtube.com/watch?v=etO8jRq6iYM

literal gayboy lmao

how's the walk from syria mate?

jacamo

nonce

nah la, the only reason it's so high is because there's still people alive who remember living through the Cold War. Younger you go the more blase people get with democracy. Bit scary.

What tea to drink?

About to change my normiebook profile picture lads

Heart is pounding x

>playing video games
the surest sign of a runt

that's you

>West African soldier sues MoD over severe cold during military exercise

hmm

grailed/designer oriented shops or secondhand clothes shops

>Lads who prefer Asians
Ahh yes ugly slanty eyed buck toothed women with the body's of ten year old white boys who only look good with plastic surgery and bleached skin and fake chebs

Nonce, also:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE COULDNT GET A WHITE GIRL HE GOES FOR A GOOK! SO SAD!

Ready for my tinder date lads

Hnng

the fuckboi store

>not going to visit today

What did he mean by this? He really didnt have time to just click the link?

Alright, homecoming with the lads after we drone striked a few of your paki cousins in the 'mascus

Etsubatsu

>caring about others mens sexual preferences

surest sign of a insecure omega bender

This 2bqh

They only like the ones with big fake chebs and plastic surgery ha ha

lipton milk 3 sugars

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=Ig77qGQl3qA

asda
but seriously, I got shoes from asda when I was younger and everyone made fun of me and called me asda shoes

>12

would unironically rather let a fat black tramp bareback me than be within a 1-mile radius of this cretin (or any of you "lads") 9bh

thinking about the time i took loads of acid and thought my piss had exploded over every surface in the bathroom and that i'd smashed the bath and toilet to pieces, haha.

>I got shoes from asda when I was younger and everyone made fun of me and called me asda shoes

>>celeb edition
read the OP again you ignoramus

Ahh yes, the drug that supposedly opens the pineal

Job interview tomorrow so just trying on my outfit haha

How do I look fellas?

>solo travel

Do people spit on you in the street if they see you travelling alone?

>thinking about the time i took loads of acid and thought my piss had exploded over every surface in the bathroom and that i'd smashed the bath and toilet to pieces, haha.

I traveled to Europe for three weeks and all I did was play Playstation 4

ah yes, i need a £15 top up please

Paedophile footballer Adam Johnson is still earning £5,000-a-week despite being locked up for sexually abusing a teenage fan.

The Daily Star reports that thanks to shrewd property investments and high interest funds before he was convicted, the Premier League star is set to take home around £250,000-a-year without kicking a ball.

like literally every 18 year old fuccboi

where did you go to

absolutely jez'd desu lads

no you wouldn't

>paedophile

the bird was like 15 ffs

NEED to be demeaned and humiliated by a qt british slag

Just laughed out loud in starbucks and everybody looked at me x

I live in the most back roads isolated inbred country culchie shithole in Ireland

Electricity only came here in the late 90's and everyone's a depressed alcoholic and literal 14 year old children do burnouts in shitty fucking Peugeot 306's every night keeping me awake the little dickheads

You literally don't know how different my existence is to yours, I farm all week then I get pissed at the pub with fellow depressed alcoholics and I'm only fucking 19 fuck sake I've no prospects at all I'll be stuck ploughing fields for the rest of my fucking life

kys nonce

found: in my house

fucking hate how all these demented cultish race-baiting yank 'social movements' are infecting this country

Rate my outfit lads

unironically having a piece of birthday cake lads

what are you doing to celebrate

>15 year olds aren't kids
>>>/pakistan/

Wouldn't be surprised if this was actually the case.

Love being English 2bqh

...

blame hillary

>be fat
>wear braces instead of a belt

ah yes

ugly inbred brit, your women belong to us

you look a bit like miles teller

lads.

Fat blokes who wear braces also probably drive a 70's jaguar and spend way too much time in state funded children's homes

this is how REAL men dress

Fonetik English

I spent time in Amsterdam alone on a layover and it was terrible.

Maybe London would be better.

what will happen to Amazon EU Sarl after Brexit lads

are they holding their trousers up with their teeth?

>Vin Diesel has stated that he is of "ambiguous ethnicity"
>He has never met his biological father, and has stated that "all I know from my mother is that I have connections to many different cultures"
>Diesel has self identified as "definitely a person of colour"

ah yes very impressive

> >15 year olds aren't kids
> >>>/pakistan/
He's right, they aren't kids

I'm in the park, chattin up a deal over blunt fire
Bum niggaz sleepin on the bench, they had em wired
Peeped my convo, the address of my condo
And how I changed a nigga name to john doe
And while we set up camp, we got vamp
Put the stake through his heart, I ripped his fucking fangs apart
Snake got smoked on the set like brandon lee

>the bird
Can you not be misogynistic? Thanks...

pengting said I'm really cute but she hasn't actually met me
worried I'm going to disappoint in real life

miss my years in secondary

best time of my life

have you seen his brother shane diesel?

no? it's also nice if you want to make new friends haha

What's the problem?

Fuck up saying peng ting before I smack ye ya wee fuckin root

business idea: castrate all nonces

starting with

pretty sure foreign countries don't speak separate languages at all and in fact all just speak foreign accent versions of english.

t. canadian spastic with a shit old joke

what happens here? anything interesting?

He's a half black mongrel

ye

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Watching Jurassic World

I've seen the deleted scene where she covers herself in dino shit, so I understand where all the skidmarks on her cleavage came from

But when did she lose the tights? When they see the dead brontosauruses she's wearing them, then in the next scene she's not.

Is there another deleted scene where she takes them off? It's really bugging me.

he doesn't know so he makes a decision based on available evidence for the purpose of celebrity taxonomy. problem kid?

no

pretty much everything happens in either London or Wales

was this close to having sex tonight lads
*holds my fingers really close together*

lol what deleted scene is that

See

Evens I get stoned
Odds I get drunk

smell my fingers
thats right, your mums minge

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow

Having a cider before bed

Absolutely SCREECHING at the fact that this runt is allowed to live

*looks out the window*
hahaha glad I'm not out in that, eh lads?

drum and bass isn't dead

erm why are the Cred Forums adverts really big now?

>or Wales

bit mean lad

>he doesnt have adblock

lol fuckin dickead

youtube.com/watch?v=3UDa2hg9Wc0

I am currently picturing the scene in my head when after the dinner and after some discussion time in the living room I will show my parents the door, after a nice night. now what makes me anxious is that the gf is sleeping at mine tonight, and what buggers me is that my parents will probably tell themselves that while they are at their place, going to sleep I will be shagging the missus.

Shag ur maw instead

>oh no, what if my parents think i'm having sex?
get the fuck out

AGE - All drivers must be a minimum of 25 years old. Only drivers over 30 years old may rent Full-Size MPVS, Premiums, or Four-Wheel Drives.

>They told me how Connolly was shot in his chair
And they told me how two children were blown up on a boat

if they can get pregnant they aren't kids anymore

oh lol

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475157446727.webm

STOP
KILLING
THE
MANDEM

*plugs a mandem in the dome from 80 metres with a 7.62 chambered rifle*

Hehe

business idea: label everyone who calls their gf "the missus" an utter runt

at night we went down to the river and into the river we dived

business idea: label everyone born in the U.K. an utter runt

Ah yes. physical development is the same as mental development. Any girl with tits should be legal!!! makes total sense

ah yes, london

The Paddies are good propagandists...

this isn't every company

i don't get it

it's a population density map

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

London is the only thing that makes your tiny grey country relevant desu. I love all the bitching about it. You'd be romania tier without it

government should have plans to more evenly distribute the populations like centuries ago

youtube.com/watch?v=3RAZv3zNzus

ALEX

ALEX

all pasta = noodles

Armoured cars and tanks and guns
Came to take away our sons
But every man must stand behind
The men behind the wire

Through the little streets of Belfast
In the dark of early morn
British soldiers came marauding
Wrecking little homes with scorn

Hear the sobs of the crying children
dragging fathers from their beds
Beating sons while helpless mothers
Watched the blood poor from their heads

Considering ordering a curry, lads.
Thinking Prawn puri, Sag paneer, bombay aloo, lamb vindaloo and a garlic naan.

287

who would've thought mexican poster would've made this big of an impact on /brit/

me and the lads

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475256979134.webm

a qt twink 2bh
would love to plunge my face right up his bum hole

why? nobody wants to live in an evenly distributed country

fuck off ebenezer howard

>63% white country likes the 45% white british city
statistically you are not white

fuck off cancer

>giving money to pakis
>eating halal meat

dont do this

london is only popular because it's a large valley in close proximity to the european mainland.

I love all the rich rorkes who complain about the EU . london would be romania tier with it.

fuck off paki

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-37528833

The rapists sound like /brit/ posters

4th wank looking very likely

>Frenchy space after a full stop
Ah yes, Pierre is it?

>statistically you are not white

shocking that a brit doesn't know how statistics work

>polls showing hillary leading are largely excluding millenials and conservatives
>polls showing hillary leading are largely electorate polls that conveniently exclude toss-up states(which aren't toss-ups anymore)
>polls showing hillary leading use a laughably small sample size; usually less than 1000 "potential voters"(potential can mean anything)
>polls showing hillary leading aren't able to show trends because they're snap polls with random people at random times

>what is france

>>giving money to pakis
>>eating halal meat
>
>dont do this

ASIANS OUT!
>ASIANS OUT!
ASIANS OUT!
>ASIANS OUT!
ASIANS OUT!
>ASIANS OUT!
ASIANS OUT!
>ASIANS OUT!

...

why would french people do that

and it's the dutch master race that we rely on anyway

no, you are statistically not white

make your own curry

it's not fucking difficult

paris dominates france

creasing

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474485550733.webm

retard

not nearly as much as london to the UK

wales

rorke

that guard rail looks very effective

rasheeds?

came

>This week Nissan announced it will want the UK Government to pledge compensation for any extra costs as a result of Brexit before it invests in its Sunderland plant.

brexit?

statistically not white

...

...NOT!

you are right to some extent -the whole country is built around Paris- but if Paris got destroyed France would actually still live on. Some cities are quite dynamic with a lot of activities going on there, in ALL fields.

I'm staying in a hotel. I don't have access to a kitchen.

desu it looks like that red guy from Monsters Inc. after the scream extractor was used

nobody's gonna take my ned
gonna teach him to have
funnnnn

aye

a nissan micra doing 15mph would smash through that no problem

a better example would be germany 2bh

berlin is a net drain on the rest of the country

continentals need to fuck off

tfw to smart for brit

hahah yeah it really does. good shout

top kek! (no idea what you're talking about m8 but you're an aussie so I'm sure it was hilarious)

Is there ANYTHING more pineal calcifying than Saturday night telly on channels 1-5???

it's not even yank hours

when will these fucking wogs bugger off

test her and you'll get left in leicester

...

mate of mine

Wonderful post

not a fan of this meme

grime

Marcus Hausen

cringeworthy shitty post. why even post stuff like this? painful

feel like ending myself

yeah, there's tons of dynamic cities, like Köln, Hamburg, Frankfurt, München etc. And then there's the east of germany which is a literal shithole. I mean Berlin is a cool city but economically it doesn't look sparkling

good lad

Always amuses me that famous child starlets always, always have mates who are more attractive than they are.

after you are finished clubbing there is not much left here

the much shilled for startup scene is a joke

might go to blackpool tomorrow

grim

>he unironically uses cringe/cringeworthy

yikes

>Bulgaria’s parliament approved on Friday legislation outlawing face-covering Islamic veils in public, joining a small number of EU countries as debate rages across Europe about religious freedoms.

wish the government spent money on northern cities

it's like they don't understand investment leads to development and that london is somehow the success of private enterprise when they literally receive masssive amounts of infrastructure spending

started the 42nd book of the year

awful taste pham

>he lets reddit ruin a word for him

still cringing. Its a fucking adjective. If you let trends alter the way you communicate you should kill yourself because you clearly have no mind of your own

>"Awww, look its my little brother!"
>"Hey user, why don't you squeeze in here and join us?"
>"We'll be hitting the town tonight x"

youtube.com/watch?v=vkqiC4KPeDs

*rent a flat in berlin so I can become famous for my UK bass dj sets*

>France calls Aleppo hospital barrel bombing a 'war crime'

Umm, what happened when USA bombed a hospital, or when Israel bombed a hospital?

hmm

want to live in Houston and be an engineer

integrate or FUCK OFF

>he brings up reddit out of literally nowhere

you seem a but defensive bro, you just arrive from reddit?

>shares in deutsche bank sharply up

fuck's sake lads

>Cred Forums post on YouGov for a month
>Get a bunch of Corbyn cucks that post regularly, frothing at the mouth, and calling me a Nazi every time I post
>They eventually stop making long rants, and begin replying with just "SIEG HEIL" and "HEIL HITLER" to my posts
>Their replies start getting deleted pretty quick
>Switch sides today
>Say I'm a Jewish woman being abused by Nazi Corbyn supporters
>People side with me
>The Corbyn cucks respond furiously
>Their replies get deleted within minutes of being posted
>They keep on replying about me deleting their comments, and start sounding paranoid
>More people side with me against them
>I make a post about anti-semitic Corbyn supporters posting abuse to me, and deleting it before anybody else can see it
>Other people say they have seen them doing it
>People start calling them out
>They try to defend themselves, but their replies get deleted
I have the YouGov Janny watching these cucks like a hawk.

what should I do with my money lads, cash isa's are shit desu what i'd make with 10k in one for 30 years with interest I could get in a few days of work.

Thinking about doing stocks but I know fuck all about it. wot should i do m8s?

is the muslim veil legal in the US?

pay someone to invest it for you.

>no links

hmm

anime merchandise

I really really hope this is true

topkek!

>paying (((someone))) to "invest" it for you
this is why (((they))) will always win

buy barrels of oil now and sell em for a healthy profit when oil goes back up

if you can't beat them, join them goy

youtube.com/watch?v=ebajv8mjPTo

Stocks and shares isa

No, keep all the fuck tards in London please, I enjoy my village and countryside thank you.

yup just as I suspected, feel free to go back anytime.

Last post I made was about 2 hours ago. They're still replying, and getting their replies deleted.

don't enjoy it when I go to the shops and find out stock has been moved to service london population

>highest gdp by far in the uk
>hurr they stupid

fucking bumpkins

poleaboo is going to die taking DNP desu

>The US intentionally target hospitals
Rasheed, pls

Why did the early seasons of Family Guy have so many song and dance segments
Watching them now it looks like a fucking musical

seems like no one believes you Tbh

if we had more fairly balanced the population we wouldn't need to pay londoners higher benes or minimum wage which intensifies the imbalanced population

the reality of the whole pepe the frog situation just hit me lads
what a world

It's nearly Halloween, canny wait too see aww the wee sluts dress up as harley quinn xxxxx

Does anyone else watch the comfiest show in existence?

nytimes.com/2015/10/04/world/asia/afghanistan-bombing-hospital-doctors-without-borders-kunduz.html?_r=0

yea its so asinine

because Seth McFarlane is secretly gay (and has a good voice)

nonce

Vine has taught me yanks are loud and cringeworthy as fuck

also their schools are about 80% black

>russian billionaires mean i'm rich!!
london runts believe this

I had the master plan
I'm in the caravan on my way to Maryland
With my man Tutex to take over this projects
They call him Tutex, he tote two techs
And when he starts to bust
He likes to ask who's next?

Susanna Reid on Pointless

Then why did they stop? There's been a few in recent years but no where near as many

same shit

different day

might aswell end it now

macaroons in a packet
not for long

>Had an altercation with my father, kept shouting "paki" at him after he told me to get a haircut again and called me a gypsy. My sisters intervened and said that I had dual British-Pakistani nationality, it had been set up when I was a kid, I'm distraught and will research how to correct this. Youngest sister took the England flag off my bedroom wall and hid it, she thought it was amusing though she also thinks it's silly for me to have an England flag since she believes that England represents and ethnicity while the Union Jack represents the region. I wouldn't pin the flag of the UK to my wall because I am not fond of Scotland nor do I really care about any other part of the nation that isn't England.

Ah yes, I believe there was a grand final in some sport recently. Now I can't browse any news site since 90% of the articles are about it
reeee

he stopped caring

...

good evening lads. stay safe

> nobody wants to live in an evenly distributed country

says the guy who complains about the parisian relation to france in his next post.
people don't like west germany stealing resources from greece and italy.
they don't like Californians having undue influence because of their expanding population and economy

...

You realise how retarded half of london is
>"innit bruv"
> grossly populated
> overpriced living
> money you make doesnt out benifit living costs
> more than half are foreign

I'd take my cottage house next to the canals and fields any day, where if I wish to go to london its only hour away by train.

stop being a paki maybe? just a thought.

>not knowing wow was revitalised with legion

alri grampa

Stop replying to Amir, if he isn't using a trip it means he's ban evading

>I'd take my cottage house next to the canals and fields any day, where if I wish to go to london its only hour away by train.

don't reply sweetie

poor lad just wants to be an englishman

bit depressing

>Does anyone else watch the comfiest show in existence?
That's not Wallace and Gromit

>I'd take my cottage house next to the canals and fields any day,
your shitty 1 bed studio in watford next to the river isn't a canal cottage mate

next thread edition will be an anime edition

this is the law of the chon

has it though?
how long will it last?
already dropped off less than a month in

I am English

Angro-Saxon is an ethnicity, English is not

funny spelling of k-on you've got there

>black people dominated social media outlet has taught me that black people exist in the US

shocking.

excuse me but i don't appreciate you posting pictures of me without my permission

you lads really should check your spelling, it's SEINFELD

nah all of you are fucking loud

I need to be sectioned

FOY

against the rules m8

Lads in all fairness as much as I hate mentally ill tranny gay bastards atleast pakipoo is making a genuine effort to integrate into England

thats true

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE ROAD, YOU KNOBHEAD?!? WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING WANKER!!

back from visiting the 'andparents grave lads

no your schools are literally 80% black though

alri granddad

ah yes why don't i wrap this burrito in both paper and aluminum foil, that will surely not make it a pain for my customers to eat

R8 the house lads. just bought this for £80,000

B R O W N G F

i love homes under the hammer

blacks are literally less than 12% of the population mate. i know maths can be tough for some of you

It was surprisingly endearing the way he hung an English flag on his wall 2bqh.

fuck off race traitor, worse than being a gay

Close, dunno how you got that spelling from Sharpe though

>lads

rights face on lefts body please

Who /Strictly/ here?

a fitting end for a shit game

not too shabby

what's the area like? how big is your yard?

>tfw not him but genuinely quite like taking walks down the canal side in watford

I smell jealousy m8y, watford isnt exactly village now is it. Sorry that you live in london and feel you have to defend it cause your stuck there. I used to live in kensington and still found it shit, because I had to go into the rest of london everyday.

looks fucking grim mate. like everything i despite about britain really

that in wales m8?