You're out in the Thai countryside all lone

>You're out in the Thai countryside all lone
>You stumble into a QT Thai farmgirl all alone
What would you do?

Offer her a bowl of eggs and tell her not to ask any questions.

of all the qts you can find in thailand and you pick a brown malay looking one

Countryside thai girls are way more darker than that

They look like niggers with straight hair and slant eyes basically

Tip fedora, wish mi lady a good day and carry on walking

Ask to see her penis.

>imblying you can tell the difference between SEA monkeys
From Flips to Viets to you, you're all brown girls in pic

Ask her how much.

I pose a question to her, asking whether she will harbour feelings of love toward me for an extended period of time.

That's Khmer girls

When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to cum. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the fucking pizza The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.

Fuck off Poland, she's adorable.

ok, stop now. enough.

>From Flips to Viets to you, you're all brown girls in pic
probably because malay is an ethnicity and they're literally in every single country in SEA dumbass.
and yes, there's a distinct difference of native viets and the rest of SEA natives

Nah, every asian country that's not China, Japan or Korea, is just brown naruto

vietnam and singapore is basically china-lite tard,
also lots of fair skinned people in thailand because of chinese immigrant.
if your next move is posting ">implying i care about your nigger region" you're just going to embarrass yourself even more

Malays
> every single country in se Asia

You forgot Khmers, Viet, Burmese and Thai ;(

arigato gozaimasu!

its just like how albanians and arabs are in every single country of europe.
there's no point to bring the natives because you know they're there

Im a Tai boii and I love Malay girls

I saw some Indon chans in Hijab at airport and they have cute sparkly lookin their eyes like Japanese girls.

Thai girls have cold eyes. Better than Chinese but still...

once that exotic lust wear off, you'll be as just bitter as me.
would swap native girls here with thai in a heartbeat.
hell, i'll take trannies than mudslime

>ummm hello, would you tell me where the nearest dickgirls are?

THOSE FEET CLEAN NOW MISSUS? YEAH?
ALRIGHT IMMA COME SUCK THE TOES AY

Are Malay girls loyal and wife material? or are they sluts that wear hijab.

Also if I date one, can I make her un-Muslimify?

Continue walking
I don't speak Thai, and she probably doesn't speak english, so it would just be an autistic exchange.

literally gold-digger
green card and comfy life would even make them cursed at their parents, let alone religion, but really forget it, totally not worth it
the first time my jungle-fever kick in and dated local girls is one of the stupidest mistake i made as a teen, now everytime i the urge comeback, i'll just go to local club, pick a drunk girl and dump my cum in their brown disgusting vagina then leave.
they're your typical whore, even worse, an ugly one.

i need to see her feet

Why am I in Thailand?

>brown disgusting vagina
>Indonesia

kek

You're forgetting Russia and Finland

not a native, learn to read spic

...

indon =/= malay
stop self projecting handono, your girls are the most materialistic and golddigger in indon

>Thai
>girl

our girls are materialistic because they're clever and tactful, brownies are gold-digger because well, they're gold digger