You wake up in pic related,Poland

>you wake up in pic related,Poland
wat do?

bump

bump

1. Go into town
2. Drink beer with Pawel
3. Remove kebab

leave

find myself a polish girl

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>Poles think these are mountains

I have to get out of there somehow

Fap furiously

Immediately shit on these woods. Just think about the breeze slapping your butt checks, too good to pass.

>highlands
take a bus back to the city

apparently the landscape wouldn't be so different from where I actually live.

B-better?

call home and the spanish embassy, after that try to discover how i wake up in Poland.
I like Poland but it would be a bad moment to act like a tourist

but 10℃ hotter and humider

stand up because i must fucked up my position while i slept

Wonder how I somehow forgot most of my life.

I'd love to retire to the Polish countryside in the future, but I'd like to do more traveling first.

looks like fucking dayz

Looks similar to home so settle in.

I don't think so, the average temperature here is 14ºC. I don't think these Poland valleys have an average temperature/year of 4ºC.

also, the vegetation would be completely different in both places. Pine trees don't grow at hot, humid climates

No idea. I don't even Polish.

go eat some Kielbasa and buy some cheap cigarettes

Of course bump

get drunk

Seems like home.

It's crazy how flat your average temp is

>remove kebab
>smoke £1 pack of cigs
>eat potato growing in the middle of nowhere
>pick up a prostitute
>daytime drinking with Bogosław
>attend church
>get arrested and sentenced to death for not carrying a rosary