Americans think they are equal to Europeans culturally and intelligence wise

>American """banter"""

Is this legit true?

Well, we've been camping here for 1000 years, i think we're safe to say we're Euro at this point

We invented the atomic bomb, everything else is just noise compared to that, and you are well aware of that yank.

Yeah, IDK about the whole "Black" thing, but most purported admixture with Indians was fabricated in the 19th century to gain access to reservation land. Though in any case we are European mutts.

Why can't americans handle banter?
Is it a cultural thing? You guys always sound so butthurt when you post.

Probably; banter isn't really done here. I also like to think, semi-jokingly, that we have too much German blood in us to have the Anglo sense of humor.

it's like when a giant guy pats you on the back, it feels like a shove regardless

You are Asian, not European. Do not abandon your culture

youtube.com/watch?v=tfhVijGm8zY

Can't we be both? When I look in the mirror I see a white devil.
But our language and parts of our culture is definitely from Asia.

W. European whites do have a higher IQ than American ones. Their schools, standards for success, and values are much more stringent than they are in yhe US.

t. cuck

It isn't banter. It's obsession.

It's all over the site too. At it's worst on the flag boards and other big boards, even /ck/.

The obsession people have with shitposting about the US is incredible.

America is honestly the best country on earth, especially compared to one named after a feeling you get when you don't eat.

Canada > america

Not really. Having lived on both continents they're more similar than they are different, give or take 1 or 2 IQ points/

lolno. GTA is such a fucking shithole

maritimes and praries are based as fuck tho

2ez

Most of those posting under the US flag on Cred Forums, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw

They have no sense of humour or perspective. They are easily offended progressive scum

Whatever you say Muhammad, no one in America is white, and millennials are the best generation, old people should die off already and tradition should be buried :%^)

We are named after the great Huns you uncultured swine

American "education" ladies and gentlemen

>fattest country in Europe
>literally named Hungary
Worst meme country ever.

So you're just some chinese dudes who hadn't eaten in a while? Did you guys go to turkey looking for food?

>Americans having the nerve to call another nation fat

I've seen everything

>biggest dicks in europe
>called HUNGary

I spend exactly zero minutes per day thinking about Yurop unless they appear on the news with a new bombing or I log on to my Cred Forums account and find out that they still have access to a first world website.

I need to fire the current mods.

>amerika sucks
>haha at least we aren't as fat as Amerika
Are you just mad because she's getting BLACKED every night by a wannabe American Black bong?

>Americans- Descendants of human thrash which left own fatherland, mixed itself with niggers and is lead by jews. People who speak and think in language of their previous masters.
They are literally we wuz tier:
>WE AR NAMBER 1 N' SHIT

>my day-old yogurt has more culture than america
>my browser has more history than america

kek, theres tons of Hungarian girls who come over here and do BBC porn.

So there must be something shitty about your country that's making them leave.

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Thanks for learning American to reply to me. Please continue enjoying our music, media and culture, friend :^)

>People who speak and think in language of their previous masters.
Meanwhile, Poles who actually want to get jobs have to learn English or German.

>my browser has more history than america
I'm stealing this one for later use.

Well, Hungary, it's almost for American to not have the smartest people in the world. Because many of the smartest people who don't happen to be born here come here for the opportunities. For example, entrepreneurs like Elon Musk, or foreign born scientists and engineers working for NASA.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19630411

aaand here comes the interracial cuckposting, as was to be expected from a merrylard

>WRWUZIAN AND MUH CULTURE

Your entire culture is Americanized, Nigel. You watch American shows, visit American sites, listen to American music, etc.

Having a 1000 year history of inbreeding monarchs or formerly being a massice empire does not make you a better country.

>American shows
nope
>american sites
you mean the one ran by a nip, based off of a nip board?
>american music
nope

being white makes us better tyrone.

>can't make a working rocket
>smartest man
Oh, Bobby.

>smartest man
I am not sure where you read that. But for sure he's very intelligent.

>not equal, for we have surpassed

They are forever stuck in 200 years ago.

>the UK
>white

This is why no one takes Yuropoors seriously. The fact that you literally parade about your "achievements" and being white when in reality they're a bunch of sweaty soccer hooligans who only go outside to beat up themselves who are completely basic to that description. No wonder the Russians BTFO some of your cucks at the Euro.

Right on the nail

>denmark
>white

This.

While Europeans have been busy embracing Islamic culture we've been sorta busy ruling the world.

wtf I love Kiwis now

>ruling the world.

>american shows

Yup. Highest grossing film in britbongistan is from America. Star Wars ring a bell?

theguardian.com/media/2016/may/10/game-of-thrones-season-six-sky-viewing-figures

>music

billboard.com/charts/united-kingdom-songs

Most of which are American artists. Nobody gives a shit about The Beatles anymore faggot.

>sites

Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Google are all American and the most popular sites in britshariastan.

Hiroyuki didn't create the site you fucking idiot. You come to an american imageboard because britfa.fs is so fucking low quality and hardly anybody goes there.

The guy who ordered the White House to be burned was fekt by an American sniper and ten had his body stuffed inside a barrel. Kek.

Your monarchs are German.

UK is only 80% White British now with all your major cities being the mecca of shitskins.

You are a has-been nation. You are irrelevant now.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10290243/Russia-mocks-Britain-the-little-island.html

>which would win
>strongest empire in the world
>farmers with muskets

>b-but france helped

And the USSR and China helped Vietnam. Even then look at the Vietnam war k/d.

THIS THIS
Russia and China aided the North Vietnamese.

>B-But we were busy with such and such other war
Typical British planning.

I thought you were busy getting cucked by niggers and mexicans?

pretty much

Sorry I only respond to relevant countries

>tfw you still have free speech

lmao at churchill sucking roosevelts crippled cock so hard to get him to join the war

dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1207763/Privately-Churchill-called-bloody-Yankees--lovers-ardour-fawned-flattered-flirted-woo-U-S.html

hmm really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

Thanks for learning American to reply on my website, I'm glad the Chinese finally realize American is the better language.

Typical inarticulate Kazakh

>Th𝓪nks for le𝓪rning Americ𝓪n to reply on my website, I'm gl𝓪d the Chinese fin𝓪lly re𝓪lize Americ𝓪n is the better l𝓪ngu𝓪ge.

>americans banter kazak so hard he can only post this meme
poor lil mao

In 200 years Americans achieved more than europeans did in more than a thousand. Americans are superior to europeans in every possible way.

Americans are dumb, because their entire culture glorifies stupidity.

Starting from jock culture in high school where people see brute jocks and braindead cheerleaders as an example to follow, all the way to their media, Jackass, Jersey Shore, Twilight, the list is endless.
If you read you're viewed as a weirdo, a dork. If you show any interest in anything you're labelled a nerd and a geek. Only foreigners are allowed to display their intellect openly - Asians, Europeans with thick accents, as they aren't American, thus not subjected to the same rules.

That is American "culture" in a nutshell.

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Honestly wish our countries grew together instead of against each other. We could have conquered the whole world already

>gay toothpaste actually believes this
lol, I'm sure """hungry""" education is vastly superior, and your culture must be full of intellectuals

Aren't Americans just Europeans with a different name? (except the ones that aren't)

I don't get the rivalry honestly.

Nope, Americans are the brightest and best of every nation combined into one mutt. Truly the greatest science experiment ever performed 2bh

Europe is seen as the intellectual old world whereas America is the simple minded colonial settler.

Obviously it hasn't been that way for awhile but that cultural legacy sticks.

100% Italian, virtually indistinguishable from people in Rome

Ever seen Hungarian immigrants in the US? They dress in all-white and gold tracksuits. Pretty funny.

Is there a rivalry? I think it's pretty obvious who is the master in your relationship.

must be Slavic influence

>mfw I see a Vietnamese farmer