/brit/

*walks towards you* edition

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*shhhhhhh, nothing personnel*

/lat/

bump

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear your to shreds..

Was feeling quite happy, now I'm sad.

how DARE you

tiocfaidh ar la

Manchester U is the best team desu

Why does he look like an absolute prole when he is the leader of one of the biggest political organisations in Britain?

Wonder if the janitor will make an appearance

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dont talk to me or my mandate ever again

am i the only genuine normie here?

>be yank
>pronounce water as wader
>still spell it watera

their sons

could heem ALL of them

Third time lucky, eh senpai?

post it please

agua

why didn't you just let the thread die you useless cunt

looking forward to work tomoz

this photo was taken in SOUTHEND

doing a post

listening to nine inch nails today

Lads I've hear that Janny is getting his wage cut because of the financial crisis.

How is he going cope?

youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

>444
england does it again

is the wiki for music made by nignogs?

nah how about you suck a fart out my arse instead

Alri lads

I'm torn between these 2 bikes

They're exactly the same price

Which do you think is better?

because he can take it

>Soon Janny will have to PAY minimum wag to keep his """"job""""

someone do the Cred Forums pass signature for me please

youtube.com/watch?v=cI_YixsqrfA
What does brittish people think of this masterpiece ?

great vid
england does it again

i just do me
pull up in that ooh wee

just go for the one with the better spec, they're both nice looking

>nignogs

would you peck her on the cheek?

to-mah-to

or

to-may-to

lads?

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Reported

If it's not in english it is NOT worth watching
Fuck off Jean-Pierre

absolutely boggles my mind that vocabulary differences exist between counties, I mean countries

>normals bash trump for not paying income tax
>normals don't realize this is common practice for job creators like trump
>normals don't care that trump employs over 22,000 people all over the country
>normals don't care that trump brings in trillions in revenue every year
>normals can't comprehend that trump literally can't afford to pay his overhead costs(including employee wages) and taxes at the same time
>normals are too dumb to know how taxes work

>go to barber
>"just a bit off the top please"
>"say no more senpai"
the cunt scalped me. Why do they fucking do this

*transforms into woodpecker*

PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK!

Top one has ABS

more mileage tho


Bottom has £700 exhausts though

youtube.com/watch?v=fSX13jgRxI4

Biggest tune of the century

nice lad
bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/37533213

reckon I'll be long gone before he ever becomes king though

To-may-to

>to-mah-to
British

>to-may-to
Yank

Whichever is which for you

hello reddīt

Get a car

you do realise that trump is a fucking racist?

Redpill me on this county

what board is hirojewki begging on?

me on the right

literally just bought a Cred Forums pass because of the 25% off and because of the happenings

i have now joined all the other sadcases that actually bought passes LMAO

nice change from the grime wank, good lad

youtube.com/watch?v=etO8jRq6iYM

actually slapped someone for saying tomayto once

tomacco

she wants a man from bucks

don't know much about mechanical stuff but wouldn't ABS be more handy going into winter?

Sorry I'm not gay old man

how can you post
>can't comprehend that trump literally can't afford to pay his overhead costs(including employee wages) and taxes at the same time

and at the same time post:
>normals are too dumb to know how taxes work

really makes me think you were homeschooled

The Rothschild's favourite county

BOI

WHUDDUR THOOOOOOOSE

Cracking post, England does it again

Thumb nail is a bit scary, I'll give it a pass

Huh? Really?
Oh dear, I've been misled

Not if he macbeth's his dad, granddad and great grandma

CHERI DOUDOU C'est ce qu'elle m'a dit.
Elle veut que je lui apprenne à danser le zouk.

No you didn't.

Could someone fucking tell me?

>buying passes because everyone else is doing it

oh dear

*does a sleep*

ferme ta gueule

>Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Poster Released
ah no, not impressive at all.

Jean-Francois OUT OUT OUT

interesting factoid of yank history:

johnny tyler, 10th president, was born in 1790 and he still has two living grandchildren

hey is louis new jimmy documentary airing tonight?

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you got me

i made all that up

>everyone does it, so it's fine

those shrubs in the back are majorly triggering my pareidolia

dirty bugger

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yeah

haha its funny because the banana looks like a penis

lol

Would heem those old bags any day of the week in the maccas carpark

banan in bagina

mind blown

yes

i should have waited til I was in a better mood before watching desu

lonely, lads

might do a bin myself

dont know who that is

it's on right now

Ride a bike then. Your mistake to make.

hurts badly to pull my foreskin all the way back because my frenulum is too short. what do I do?

did it already air and was it any good boyo?

not even going to humor a lecture on economics with a fucking LEAF

need a josie from Aylesbury gf

I always have a cheeky go at deepthroating when I eat a banana, hit a hard stop at 4 inches or so

Dezbruh
Burnum
Stoke
Elzbry
Ashundun
Buckingum
Cottsloe
Newport

Did though

It was my friend tbf

Homeschooled kids are way more smarter

go to a doct-

oh wait

its fine sweetie i don't care anyways :)

snip it

Bolosse de merde, dis moi pourquoi tu l'ouvres ?
Tu mouilles comme ta soeur.

JIDF, pls

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>t. rasheed

have you ever experienced this as a kid?

What do you have against bikes

potential new gf is way more attractive than my ex

Are there whores in the wizarding world? Or would Ron need to hire some muggle escorts for Harry's stag do?

i had a mate that would blast this out all the time.

good times.

yeah, don't want to spend loads on a doctor just for my cock, not worth it

wtf lads I just found out that the small little yellowish spots I've had on my bollocks for donkeys years can actually be squeezed. I've just spent half an hour pushing out the pus from less than half. This is going to be a satisfying night desu.

that's what homeschooled kids tell themselves

i have not even experienced this as an adult

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business idea: drive through hairdressers

yes

cant say i have

Ahhh yes, when I bleed out of fanny it's disgusting, but when a 'man' does this it's banter. Brilliant.

business idea: chewing marijuana

not very nice this

I think safe spaces are a great idea

for essentially the same reason Cred Forums and r/worldnews are a great idea

not sure what you mean by this

Just voted lads

is this the end, lads?

please be in glasgow

Took me a long time to realize I should just admit to girls I want to fuck that I'm a bit socially inept instead of faking.

>tfw 24 and >tfwnogf
>tfw missed out on butterflies in my stomach experimenting with a first gf
>tfw issed out on a first, nervous teenager kiss with a girl
>tfw fucking every free second in university with a friends with benefits
>tfw missed out on looking at teenage gfs going on to d8 other people and being able to know that you fucked her first

business idea: lightbulbs that don't work

both TERRIBLE ideas
*whacks you over the back of your heads with a copy of the Financial Times*

What do you think I'm paying you for?!

They're loud as fuck. Dangerous as fuck. You can't get passengers in or transport anything big. Must be shit to ride in the rain and wind. A car is like a moving home. Much cosier, practical, safer and inviting.

Good lad

When I big over there
Dem man don't live over there
Man will take off ya wig over there
Don't care who you're with over there
When mana-mans hungry, mana-man eat
Mana-mans tired, mana-man sleep
Mana-man talking, mana-man speak
They link girls that mana-man beat
Don't be on a hero ting
Keep it moving earphones in
Lickle man, man had to chief up him
Punch up scratchy, cheif up trim
When mana-mans driving, mana-man speed
Mana-mans smoking mana-mans weed
Give mana-man space, let mana-man breathe
When I arrive, mana-man leave

>no greens option
dropped

Bleeding out of your ass is fucking disgusting and not normal.

everywhere is a safe space

take your hate speech and get off this planet

Here lads, reckon you's could get some good use outta this.

genuinely chortled at this

brilliant post

>tfw no blairite gf

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I'm not sure a coke can would fit in the glass waheeeeeeeey

ur dick will fall off

you're on my list now m8
watch yourself

Which one is you?

Just woke up from a nap lads

Have a feeling this may be a ruse haha

Falmouth
Uttoxeter
Carlisle
Kidderminster

Orkney
Fulham
Fleetwood

Yates
Aylesbury
Newcastle
Kettering

What political views do posh proper English birds have?

Genuinely had no idea who Hillary's running mate was
weird desu

none because although being autistic I dont leave my room so these situations never develop

Seems like it would be wholly unfulfilling to the depth of the feeling encompassed by >tfwnogf

no durham?

iz lyf izi een ostralia ?

>They're loud as fuck
that's good
>Dangerous as fuck
that's good
>You can't get passengers in
sit on back

I'll take fun and cool over safe and gay Tbh

my arse

>mfw my nu-male lefty friends start circlejerking over Queen, and I inform them on how Conservative the band actually are

unironically none.

Will without a doubt.

I visited Texas for a bit and a woman on a hotel reception told me she was watching this on Netflix and asked if the UK was actually like it.

hope Sargon will find himself a real job soon enough

>he doesn't just bring a bottle of water to the cinema

hello plebs

Tbh I think Jahans is kind of right, if Trump wins it will be like brexit and the movement will be dead

was it a conspiracy?

going to read for a bit then sleep lads. good night

How Conservative are they?

the lanky one with the personality of simon+jay

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Average Cred Forums poster

neither did i
i only know his name is kaine even now

this german is unironically the only hillary supporter i've found in the wild, and it's no coincidence that he's also one of the most ignorant people i've seen as well

Donovan

>fading captcha's

wake me up inside

Canny stop crying

youtube.com/watch?v=sh5mWzKlhQY

That's weird as fuck. I have no yellow spots. What are yours?

youtube.com/watch?v=cfRIfqhBMbA

yeah he needs more money if hes ever going to support his gfs son properly

Big John

Most definitely Neil
Lads at school used to call me it

>tfw to intelligent too vote for ukip or brexit

well he's not wrong

That would COMPLETELY defy all LOOOOGICCCCC

What do you think he meant by this?

A lot of the British music old guard were Tory

Quite funny that Paul Weller told his followers to vote Tory. Didn't go down well

having a depressing night

Read each of the first letters
Then follow the instruction

i support hillary over trump

lmao

Haha

ah yes, the much-maligned Jimmy Savile

See how cool you are when you're wrapped round a lampost.

haha same lol

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>the cinema
who's the pleb now

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Sorry you're feeling that way :(

work tomorrow

Criminally underrated post

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

this mong wants to run Cred Forums

>Haiti
>North Korea
Where would you rather live?

bet you were paid to post this

blast and damnation

>tfwnogf

Is that a threat

She has the buttocks of a baboon. I'm not attracted to apes.

You have technicians here making noise. No one is a musician. They're not artists because nobody can play the guitar

I'm not a businessman
I'm a business, man!

Need a bf to cuddle.

louis's actually a pretty big guy isn't he

north korea

>this is unironically what britain looks like

same

start at 5:30 haha

Fuck off normie Trump twat

Haiti, paint myself black to fit in and with my superior logic and intellect become king nigger

Always wanted to be one of those nutjob 3rd world dictators.

haaaaaaaaaaaat

>She has the buttocks of a baboon. I'm not attracted to apes.

>mong
>50 million fortune
>incredibly successful hedge fund
hmm yes I see

London.

And a lot of Canada I'd expect.

youtube.com/watch?v=FcZueeiwqu8

A-Are you a twink?

he's a top lad

gf just sent me this

How do I respond?

theroux

Saw the Manchester theatre production of A Streetcar Named Desire earlier today.
Very powerful performance, Maxine Peake was spectacular.
Definitely worth a watch lads

would bury head in there

mongs conquered asia, making a fortune is nothing

Remember that abnormie mong who thought nonce was a /brit/ meme hahahahaha

me & the lads

It's a warning.

having a good night desu
done a roast
couple of ciders in

Samefag

Need to gay marry one of you for citizenship.

whats the quickest way to remove illness lads

Anyone got all of this goddess' pics?

Clicked off this within seconds once I seen the title

England for the English I'm afraid.

I'm really sad

I've been riding for 5 years and haven't crashed yet

got no claims bonus

what are your hobbies

>MILHOUUUUUUSEEEEE

Eccies

willing to be i'm the only serious vegan here

I'm really ill

shes so fucking narcissistic

stressed about the declining population of bees

still gag when I see her mug

lads i'm seriously contemplating the next time my gf stays over, wait until she's fast asleep and then get her phone and place her thumb on the screen to unlock it so i can read her messages

god that fucking face makes my testicles shrivel in shock every time

Can never get over that schnozz
Christ...

haha good plan

WAY too big

good idea lid

level 4 vegan here kiddo

Mister (You)

Got a feeling I'll probably become suicidal soon

Wait.. does this work?

tried to fix the image but it wouldn't let me so just imagine i reposted the image with her face cropped out

genuinely find her attractive.

come at me.

SHouldn't this be the other way around?

absolute madman that sounds like something from a cartoon

no

unironically prefer this

just as long as you never act on it x

Louis was quite cute when he was younger

*walks towards you*

would fugg with no shame, bet she is a great shag

It's a strong roman nose rasheed

how to save Cred Forums: delete all porn boards, merge all animeweebshit boards.

done.

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imgur.com/a/EioLc

gattini

She works for a corporate mega chain like Tesco?

Sell out

Ah yes, definitely. (((Roman)))

Left kidney is killing me lads.

dumb streetposter

the fuck is sophie doing?
licking her head?

The only viable solution to the Cred Forums problem is to make posting on the rest of the site impossible within 24 hours of posting on Cred Forums

drink more than I eat lads, especially at weekends

well aware this is bad, but don't really care and am not likely to change anytime soon

I'm honestly doing too well in life to be spending any time on Cred Forums, you cretins are so below me that I feel like I'm wasting precious time by even acknowledging you.

*leaves Cred Forums and walks towards the sunset*

spleen is fully hurting ngl

enjoyed this post

whats the problem with Cred Forums
it keeps the redditors at bay

Learn your noses desu, bet you have some weak button nose

Don't want to sound like a knob but I'm handing my notice in at work tomorrow to go on a journey until I've run out of money.

Hopefully I'll 'discover myself' and at the end I'll know what to do with my life.

Got £9,000 and I'm just going to use last minute flights to go wherever.

frontal brain lobe is killing me

But Cred Forums is objectively the best board though.

unironically spend about 3 hours on it everyday

you muppet

the pol boogeyman isn't nearly as bad as you think it is

Enjoy coming back with no money and not having found anything.

Are you taking the piss? During trumps campaign Cred Forums has brought in a countless amount of redditors
Probably the biggest surge of redditfugees ever
Stay there
His autism ruins /brit/

Obviously not ... these threads are full of them

just offer Cred Forums pass "bonuses" for Cred Forums

they would most likely pay it

What's wrong with reddit?

I don't listen to heretics.

Nothing, I browse some of the niche subreddits
Just refuting his ridiculous point

Bet you are biking the bike too

no worse than Hiro who wants to gut it and watch it slowly die

Cred Forums and reddit integration when?

yeah and its the ones who are constantly calling for Cred Forums to be banned and unironically use the term rorke

Oi /brit/, is corbyn based in yer opinion? Seems like a brit Bernie except less of a cuck

Lemme ask r/Cred Forums what they think

No because I'm a tory

reddit users are by far the worst posters on /brit/

fact

It's already happened
Think of r/the_donald and Cred Forums to be in some sort of union with freedom of movement

We always talk about the holocaust but do you guys know what they have been doing to Palestinians for the last 2000 years

He's the very definition of a cuck

i dunno, lets ask some celtic fans and see if we can find out whats happening

his wife is having sex with another man?

appeal to emotion

not an argument

Yes

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Cred Forumstards are so fucking detached from reality it's incredible

wish they'd just stay there in their hugbox so they wouldn't have to go on the autistic defensive outbursts

/britpol/ exists for a reason please fuck off and stay there

I'd laugh if he ever got elected. The chap used to attend IRA funerals, barely any of our politicians even do that

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He wants to give the Falklands to Argentinian stupid little cunt

check any thread where people on Cred Forums say where they browse and 80% of answers will have Cred Forums
You're really over judging how much affect it has

im not against gays or anything but how do penises fit into each other?

>being a Tory
>not loving Corbyn

I'm a Tory and I voted for him twice. Why, because he's going to make sure Labour will be out of power for a generation

well, that is indeed the very definition of a cuckold indeed

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You wrap the foreskin of one penis around the head of the other

someone do a pew

am i the only person who thinks dwayne johnson looks like the Rock?

do british people have similar electives as the one in this poll? which honors elective should i take next semester to maximize the amount of QTs?
strawpoll.me/11351602

one man has to be the "man" penis and the other is the "woman" penis

the man penis has to big enough for the woman penis to fit inside

gigafast new

>The chap used to attend IRA funerals, barely any of our politicians even do that

Why not?

What the fuck's an elective?

ironically picked the last one

Google the IRA idiot

Yes its like some kind of retirement fund. Your point?

Antagonising your neighbour with a much bigger army than you isn't a clever strategy stupid cunt

can't believe I only discovered this utterly fantastic beer this weekend

how did I not notice it? been drinking the perlenbacher pilsner for a while but never thought to try the wheatbeer

must have been the admittedly unattractive and unimaginative artwork on the can
>they really could try harder tbf

pics

yeah, pics