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bump
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear your to shreds..
Was feeling quite happy, now I'm sad.
how DARE you
tiocfaidh ar la
Manchester U is the best team desu
Why does he look like an absolute prole when he is the leader of one of the biggest political organisations in Britain?
Wonder if the janitor will make an appearance
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dont talk to me or my mandate ever again
am i the only genuine normie here?
>be yank
>pronounce water as wader
>still spell it watera
their sons
could heem ALL of them
Third time lucky, eh senpai?
post it please
agua
why didn't you just let the thread die you useless cunt
looking forward to work tomoz
this photo was taken in SOUTHEND
doing a post
listening to nine inch nails today
Lads I've hear that Janny is getting his wage cut because of the financial crisis.
How is he going cope?
>444
england does it again
is the wiki for music made by nignogs?
nah how about you suck a fart out my arse instead
Alri lads
I'm torn between these 2 bikes
They're exactly the same price
Which do you think is better?
because he can take it
>Soon Janny will have to PAY minimum wag to keep his """"job""""
someone do the Cred Forums pass signature for me please
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What does brittish people think of this masterpiece ?
great vid
england does it again
i just do me
pull up in that ooh wee
just go for the one with the better spec, they're both nice looking
>nignogs
would you peck her on the cheek?
to-mah-to
or
to-may-to
lads?
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Reported
If it's not in english it is NOT worth watching
Fuck off Jean-Pierre
absolutely boggles my mind that vocabulary differences exist between counties, I mean countries
>normals bash trump for not paying income tax
>normals don't realize this is common practice for job creators like trump
>normals don't care that trump employs over 22,000 people all over the country
>normals don't care that trump brings in trillions in revenue every year
>normals can't comprehend that trump literally can't afford to pay his overhead costs(including employee wages) and taxes at the same time
>normals are too dumb to know how taxes work
>go to barber
>"just a bit off the top please"
>"say no more senpai"
the cunt scalped me. Why do they fucking do this
*transforms into woodpecker*
PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK!
Top one has ABS
more mileage tho
Bottom has £700 exhausts though
youtube.com
Biggest tune of the century
nice lad
bbc.co.uk
reckon I'll be long gone before he ever becomes king though
To-may-to
>to-mah-to
British
>to-may-to
Yank
Whichever is which for you
hello reddīt
Get a car
you do realise that trump is a fucking racist?
Redpill me on this county
what board is hirojewki begging on?
me on the right
literally just bought a Cred Forums pass because of the 25% off and because of the happenings
i have now joined all the other sadcases that actually bought passes LMAO
nice change from the grime wank, good lad
actually slapped someone for saying tomayto once
tomacco
she wants a man from bucks
don't know much about mechanical stuff but wouldn't ABS be more handy going into winter?
Sorry I'm not gay old man
how can you post
>can't comprehend that trump literally can't afford to pay his overhead costs(including employee wages) and taxes at the same time
and at the same time post:
>normals are too dumb to know how taxes work
really makes me think you were homeschooled
The Rothschild's favourite county
BOI
WHUDDUR THOOOOOOOSE
Cracking post, England does it again
Thumb nail is a bit scary, I'll give it a pass
Huh? Really?
Oh dear, I've been misled
Not if he macbeth's his dad, granddad and great grandma
CHERI DOUDOU C'est ce qu'elle m'a dit.
Elle veut que je lui apprenne à danser le zouk.
No you didn't.
Could someone fucking tell me?
>buying passes because everyone else is doing it
oh dear
*does a sleep*
ferme ta gueule
>Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Poster Released
ah no, not impressive at all.
Jean-Francois OUT OUT OUT
interesting factoid of yank history:
johnny tyler, 10th president, was born in 1790 and he still has two living grandchildren
hey is louis new jimmy documentary airing tonight?
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you got me
i made all that up
>everyone does it, so it's fine
those shrubs in the back are majorly triggering my pareidolia
dirty bugger
yeah
haha its funny because the banana looks like a penis
lol
Would heem those old bags any day of the week in the maccas carpark
banan in bagina
mind blown
yes
i should have waited til I was in a better mood before watching desu
lonely, lads
might do a bin myself
dont know who that is
it's on right now
Ride a bike then. Your mistake to make.
hurts badly to pull my foreskin all the way back because my frenulum is too short. what do I do?
did it already air and was it any good boyo?
not even going to humor a lecture on economics with a fucking LEAF
need a josie from Aylesbury gf
I always have a cheeky go at deepthroating when I eat a banana, hit a hard stop at 4 inches or so
Dezbruh
Burnum
Stoke
Elzbry
Ashundun
Buckingum
Cottsloe
Newport
Did though
It was my friend tbf
Homeschooled kids are way more smarter
go to a doct-
oh wait
its fine sweetie i don't care anyways :)
snip it
Bolosse de merde, dis moi pourquoi tu l'ouvres ?
Tu mouilles comme ta soeur.
JIDF, pls
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>t. rasheed
have you ever experienced this as a kid?
What do you have against bikes
potential new gf is way more attractive than my ex
Are there whores in the wizarding world? Or would Ron need to hire some muggle escorts for Harry's stag do?
i had a mate that would blast this out all the time.
good times.
yeah, don't want to spend loads on a doctor just for my cock, not worth it
wtf lads I just found out that the small little yellowish spots I've had on my bollocks for donkeys years can actually be squeezed. I've just spent half an hour pushing out the pus from less than half. This is going to be a satisfying night desu.
that's what homeschooled kids tell themselves
i have not even experienced this as an adult
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business idea: drive through hairdressers
yes
cant say i have
Ahhh yes, when I bleed out of fanny it's disgusting, but when a 'man' does this it's banter. Brilliant.
business idea: chewing marijuana
not very nice this
I think safe spaces are a great idea
for essentially the same reason Cred Forums and r/worldnews are a great idea
not sure what you mean by this
Just voted lads
is this the end, lads?
please be in glasgow
Took me a long time to realize I should just admit to girls I want to fuck that I'm a bit socially inept instead of faking.
>tfw 24 and >tfwnogf
>tfw missed out on butterflies in my stomach experimenting with a first gf
>tfw issed out on a first, nervous teenager kiss with a girl
>tfw fucking every free second in university with a friends with benefits
>tfw missed out on looking at teenage gfs going on to d8 other people and being able to know that you fucked her first
business idea: lightbulbs that don't work
both TERRIBLE ideas
*whacks you over the back of your heads with a copy of the Financial Times*
What do you think I'm paying you for?!
They're loud as fuck. Dangerous as fuck. You can't get passengers in or transport anything big. Must be shit to ride in the rain and wind. A car is like a moving home. Much cosier, practical, safer and inviting.
Good lad
When I big over there
Dem man don't live over there
Man will take off ya wig over there
Don't care who you're with over there
When mana-mans hungry, mana-man eat
Mana-mans tired, mana-man sleep
Mana-man talking, mana-man speak
They link girls that mana-man beat
Don't be on a hero ting
Keep it moving earphones in
Lickle man, man had to chief up him
Punch up scratchy, cheif up trim
When mana-mans driving, mana-man speed
Mana-mans smoking mana-mans weed
Give mana-man space, let mana-man breathe
When I arrive, mana-man leave
>no greens option
dropped
Bleeding out of your ass is fucking disgusting and not normal.
everywhere is a safe space
take your hate speech and get off this planet
Here lads, reckon you's could get some good use outta this.
genuinely chortled at this
brilliant post
>tfw no blairite gf
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I'm not sure a coke can would fit in the glass waheeeeeeeey
ur dick will fall off
you're on my list now m8
watch yourself
Which one is you?
Just woke up from a nap lads
Have a feeling this may be a ruse haha
Falmouth
Uttoxeter
Carlisle
Kidderminster
Orkney
Fulham
Fleetwood
Yates
Aylesbury
Newcastle
Kettering
What political views do posh proper English birds have?
Genuinely had no idea who Hillary's running mate was
weird desu
none because although being autistic I dont leave my room so these situations never develop
Seems like it would be wholly unfulfilling to the depth of the feeling encompassed by >tfwnogf
no durham?
iz lyf izi een ostralia ?
>They're loud as fuck
that's good
>Dangerous as fuck
that's good
>You can't get passengers in
sit on back
I'll take fun and cool over safe and gay Tbh
my arse
>mfw my nu-male lefty friends start circlejerking over Queen, and I inform them on how Conservative the band actually are
unironically none.
Will without a doubt.
I visited Texas for a bit and a woman on a hotel reception told me she was watching this on Netflix and asked if the UK was actually like it.
hope Sargon will find himself a real job soon enough
>he doesn't just bring a bottle of water to the cinema
hello plebs
Tbh I think Jahans is kind of right, if Trump wins it will be like brexit and the movement will be dead
was it a conspiracy?
going to read for a bit then sleep lads. good night
How Conservative are they?
the lanky one with the personality of simon+jay
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Average Cred Forums poster
neither did i
i only know his name is kaine even now
this german is unironically the only hillary supporter i've found in the wild, and it's no coincidence that he's also one of the most ignorant people i've seen as well
Donovan
>fading captcha's
wake me up inside
Canny stop crying
That's weird as fuck. I have no yellow spots. What are yours?
yeah he needs more money if hes ever going to support his gfs son properly
Big John
Most definitely Neil
Lads at school used to call me it
>tfw to intelligent too vote for ukip or brexit
well he's not wrong
That would COMPLETELY defy all LOOOOGICCCCC
What do you think he meant by this?
A lot of the British music old guard were Tory
Quite funny that Paul Weller told his followers to vote Tory. Didn't go down well
having a depressing night
Read each of the first letters
Then follow the instruction
i support hillary over trump
lmao
Haha
ah yes, the much-maligned Jimmy Savile
See how cool you are when you're wrapped round a lampost.
haha same lol
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>the cinema
who's the pleb now
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Sorry you're feeling that way :(
work tomorrow
Criminally underrated post
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this mong wants to run Cred Forums
>Haiti
>North Korea
Where would you rather live?
bet you were paid to post this
blast and damnation
>tfwnogf
Is that a threat
She has the buttocks of a baboon. I'm not attracted to apes.
You have technicians here making noise. No one is a musician. They're not artists because nobody can play the guitar
I'm not a businessman
I'm a business, man!
Need a bf to cuddle.
louis's actually a pretty big guy isn't he
north korea
>this is unironically what britain looks like
same
start at 5:30 haha
Fuck off normie Trump twat
Haiti, paint myself black to fit in and with my superior logic and intellect become king nigger
Always wanted to be one of those nutjob 3rd world dictators.
haaaaaaaaaaaat
>She has the buttocks of a baboon. I'm not attracted to apes.
>mong
>50 million fortune
>incredibly successful hedge fund
hmm yes I see
London.
And a lot of Canada I'd expect.
A-Are you a twink?
he's a top lad
gf just sent me this
How do I respond?
theroux
Saw the Manchester theatre production of A Streetcar Named Desire earlier today.
Very powerful performance, Maxine Peake was spectacular.
Definitely worth a watch lads
would bury head in there
mongs conquered asia, making a fortune is nothing
Remember that abnormie mong who thought nonce was a /brit/ meme hahahahaha
me & the lads
It's a warning.
having a good night desu
done a roast
couple of ciders in
Samefag
Need to gay marry one of you for citizenship.
whats the quickest way to remove illness lads
Anyone got all of this goddess' pics?
Clicked off this within seconds once I seen the title
England for the English I'm afraid.
I'm really sad
I've been riding for 5 years and haven't crashed yet
got no claims bonus
what are your hobbies
>MILHOUUUUUUSEEEEE
Eccies
willing to be i'm the only serious vegan here
I'm really ill
shes so fucking narcissistic
stressed about the declining population of bees
still gag when I see her mug
lads i'm seriously contemplating the next time my gf stays over, wait until she's fast asleep and then get her phone and place her thumb on the screen to unlock it so i can read her messages
god that fucking face makes my testicles shrivel in shock every time
Can never get over that schnozz
Christ...
haha good plan
WAY too big
good idea lid
level 4 vegan here kiddo
Mister (You)
Got a feeling I'll probably become suicidal soon
Wait.. does this work?
tried to fix the image but it wouldn't let me so just imagine i reposted the image with her face cropped out
genuinely find her attractive.
come at me.
SHouldn't this be the other way around?
absolute madman that sounds like something from a cartoon
no
unironically prefer this
just as long as you never act on it x
Louis was quite cute when he was younger
*walks towards you*
would fugg with no shame, bet she is a great shag
It's a strong roman nose rasheed
how to save Cred Forums: delete all porn boards, merge all animeweebshit boards.
done.
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gattini
She works for a corporate mega chain like Tesco?
Sell out
Ah yes, definitely. (((Roman)))
Left kidney is killing me lads.
dumb streetposter
the fuck is sophie doing?
licking her head?
The only viable solution to the Cred Forums problem is to make posting on the rest of the site impossible within 24 hours of posting on Cred Forums
drink more than I eat lads, especially at weekends
well aware this is bad, but don't really care and am not likely to change anytime soon
I'm honestly doing too well in life to be spending any time on Cred Forums, you cretins are so below me that I feel like I'm wasting precious time by even acknowledging you.
*leaves Cred Forums and walks towards the sunset*
spleen is fully hurting ngl
enjoyed this post
whats the problem with Cred Forums
it keeps the redditors at bay
Learn your noses desu, bet you have some weak button nose
Don't want to sound like a knob but I'm handing my notice in at work tomorrow to go on a journey until I've run out of money.
Hopefully I'll 'discover myself' and at the end I'll know what to do with my life.
Got £9,000 and I'm just going to use last minute flights to go wherever.
frontal brain lobe is killing me
But Cred Forums is objectively the best board though.
unironically spend about 3 hours on it everyday
you muppet
the pol boogeyman isn't nearly as bad as you think it is
Enjoy coming back with no money and not having found anything.
Are you taking the piss? During trumps campaign Cred Forums has brought in a countless amount of redditors
Probably the biggest surge of redditfugees ever
Stay there
His autism ruins /brit/
Obviously not ... these threads are full of them
just offer Cred Forums pass "bonuses" for Cred Forums
they would most likely pay it
What's wrong with reddit?
I don't listen to heretics.
Nothing, I browse some of the niche subreddits
Just refuting his ridiculous point
Bet you are biking the bike too
no worse than Hiro who wants to gut it and watch it slowly die
Cred Forums and reddit integration when?
yeah and its the ones who are constantly calling for Cred Forums to be banned and unironically use the term rorke
Oi /brit/, is corbyn based in yer opinion? Seems like a brit Bernie except less of a cuck
Lemme ask r/Cred Forums what they think
No because I'm a tory
reddit users are by far the worst posters on /brit/
fact
It's already happened
Think of r/the_donald and Cred Forums to be in some sort of union with freedom of movement
We always talk about the holocaust but do you guys know what they have been doing to Palestinians for the last 2000 years
He's the very definition of a cuck
i dunno, lets ask some celtic fans and see if we can find out whats happening
his wife is having sex with another man?
appeal to emotion
not an argument
Yes
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Cred Forumstards are so fucking detached from reality it's incredible
wish they'd just stay there in their hugbox so they wouldn't have to go on the autistic defensive outbursts
/britpol/ exists for a reason please fuck off and stay there
I'd laugh if he ever got elected. The chap used to attend IRA funerals, barely any of our politicians even do that
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He wants to give the Falklands to Argentinian stupid little cunt
check any thread where people on Cred Forums say where they browse and 80% of answers will have Cred Forums
You're really over judging how much affect it has
im not against gays or anything but how do penises fit into each other?
>being a Tory
>not loving Corbyn
I'm a Tory and I voted for him twice. Why, because he's going to make sure Labour will be out of power for a generation
well, that is indeed the very definition of a cuckold indeed
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You wrap the foreskin of one penis around the head of the other
someone do a pew
am i the only person who thinks dwayne johnson looks like the Rock?
do british people have similar electives as the one in this poll? which honors elective should i take next semester to maximize the amount of QTs?
strawpoll.me
one man has to be the "man" penis and the other is the "woman" penis
the man penis has to big enough for the woman penis to fit inside
gigafast new
>The chap used to attend IRA funerals, barely any of our politicians even do that
Why not?
What the fuck's an elective?
ironically picked the last one
Google the IRA idiot
Yes its like some kind of retirement fund. Your point?
Antagonising your neighbour with a much bigger army than you isn't a clever strategy stupid cunt
can't believe I only discovered this utterly fantastic beer this weekend
how did I not notice it? been drinking the perlenbacher pilsner for a while but never thought to try the wheatbeer
must have been the admittedly unattractive and unimaginative artwork on the can
>they really could try harder tbf
pics
yeah, pics