His country doesn't have history dating back to B.C

Is this the famous Spanish reading comprehension I've heard so much about?

you waited for it to rot and then plucked it and ate it anyway 2bqh

Rather have future than history

>the country of America is older than Greece

>meds in charge of not being cucks

>what are abos

Been around for 50,000 years

>>TFW Written records of the history of China can be found from as early as 1500 BC

We didn't though. The people who live there now are the invaders. Our ancestors are those who couldn't be arsed to leave their comfy forest.

ebin :DD

I believe he meant the Battle of Teutoburg Forest, Rome's very own Vietnam

You are not related to ancient greeks in any way
not that there was an unified Greece in BC to begin with

They are not easy at all.

>German flag

really not surprised

not an argument

I am a Greek

He's technically right; the US dates to 1776, with independence being recognized in 1783. Greece wasn't independent of the Ottomans until 1832. This is also why the US is older than both Germany and Italy.

And invented a stick.

I am Greek.

Yeah you are correct the anceint greeks immigrated to sweden and norway .

>his country does but it currently isn't a superpower of anywhere near relevant

Haha lmao holy shit are you kidding me????

Is this picture some kind of reverse 'WE'?

delet

how about you go back to your country fucking arab faggot

actually, its the other way around

He's so wrong and stupid. European is such a meme.

Everyone knows the egyptian were irish, the sumerians finno-ugric and that the indus valley civilization was founded by nordics, just saying "european" does not make sense.

Recently found evidence of Shang.

well memed

>hurdur all that matters for defining a country's beginning is the day of political independence

By your logic America began in 1877 once Reconstruction ended.

god this makes me cringe, Thule really was a bunch of faggots

how about YOU go to your own country jewnigger

>invented alphabet
>invented cities
>invented farming
>invented religions
>invented jews

>Tfw

>His country doesn't have a history dating back to 40000 BC

lmao

>invented religions
Literally impossible.

All the other ones were terrible ideas.

WIR

for you, im not even social but not getting laid in Spain is impossible

>Being proud of abos

Ayyyy, I think he meant human history

>literally impossible
It is a huge possibility though :^)

HABEN PYRAMIDEN GEBAUT UND SCHEISSE

>Abo History
>they started existing
>nothing happens
>boomerang
>nothing happens
>Brits arrive

>his country was not the head of an empire

I never said that, hence the "technically right". And Reconstruction did not affect the continuity of the US Government, and in any case the date would be 1865, the end of the Civil War, for the South.

>his country doesn't have a bunch of giant rocks that people hauled into place for some fuck-know's reason 5,000 years ago

I suppose you get up to crazy shit when you're bored though.

Religion cannot be invented it has always existed and must always exist.

We have it dating back to Aurignacians, but Poland didn't exist during Nationalism period, so we didn't get to meme as hard as Germans, British, Swedish and French.

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It does, but its almost fucking nothing

arabs destroyed everything

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>taking the credit from ayy lmaos

Fucking Brits I swear

Sumerians weren't Semitic. So the Jews is the only thing on this list that Is correct

When I look into the miror, I don't see a Greek but a living fossil.

>Palestine
How?

>His country doesn't have the oldest standing structure of the world
>His country doesn't have the 2nd and 3rd oldest either

>it has always existed
Could be, but organized religion in its present form is a somewhat recent idea

Akshually, it wasn't arabs. True Arab caliphates (Umayyads, and Abbasid) were very kool and contributed a lot to science, and culture. Your culprit would be k*rds and t*rks after them, they fucked up the region beyond repair during the middle ages, and it is surprising that you didn't realize it considering that they are doing the same to your nation at the moment :^)

looks like shit

arabs are worse than turks

>we didn't have written history until greeks came in

"I-am-a-greek" Turk detected

I am a Greek
your pictures show ugly shit

>""""""""""""""""""murican educashaaan"""""""""""""""""
ayy lmao

t. mehmet oglu

But I didn't post your mum user

I am a Greek

My mother is not ugly.
She was in Paris. She told me that there are no white people.

That's redundant

why?

Those are just grave markers.

Back when French people were sleeping underneath trees, we had stone houses.

we wuz sarmatians and shiet

and we are lost jews, sons of Dan

actually Sarmatians got assimilated in Poland, so he's not far from the truth.

>his country hasn't put a man on the moon

everyone who comes from the steppes is a subhuman

That grave is huge tho

>"According to André Malraux it would have been better named ‘The Prehistoric Parthenon’. The structure is 72 m long, 25 m wide and over 8 m high."

Brittany is the place to go in all of Europe to see megaliths tbf. Places like the British Isles have impressive stuff without a doubt but Brittany isn't big so they're all close by in one trip

Finland has literally no history pre 1800s

i always thought that finland was a swedish country
just like austria which is a mini shitmany

we have

> Deutsch Education
Explain two whole different languages from both own familytrees.

Sumerians were finnish

That's really awesome

The only ancient megalith we have in the US is a shitty stone city that isn't even pre-historic

This tbqh

>modern greeks thinks they are spartans

I thought Finland was Germanic.
Finland gets only mentioned sometimes when someone has to read out loud from a book in history classes.

It's funny because sumerian and proto-finnic languages are most likely related.
This causes major butthurt in some people for some reason.

ossetian ape
spartans destroyed your ayran brothers

I understand, we were always Finnic and nothing but slowly conquered by 3 times bigger country with help of Vatican and crusaders

It all makes sense now; they were going back home

>Having the greatest philosophers of all times
>invite much scientist and politic stuff that steel in use
>become an orthodox shithole
Why, Greece, why?!

Western Finland is Germanic, Lapland is Sami and Eastern Finland is slavic.

This are died its just shit. Pic related is what Northeastern natives lived in during the 13 colonies.

bad location desu

>bad location desu

Implying Ancient Sumerians were shitskins like faraos where niggers.
Also

>2015
I believe its German now days after Iraq is ranked Safe country here, which means 95% will get negative decision.

>t. Chang Barbosa

You realize that was a Jewish theory that was disproved in the 1890s

What was?

Ancient sumerians were brown and so were egyptians. Aristotle said that a brown skin is "A skin of people like egyptians: erotic, smart, creative" while a pale skin is "A skin of people like fracian: lazy and stupid".

Most of Greece's s history was as a bunch of waring city states.

>Slavic
Are you even trying retard, westerns were sure cucked by swedish cock but that doesnt mean Easterns are Slavic, while we actually pure Finns

How do you know you're not descended from the Arabian tribes?

>He unironically lives in Greasey Greace

Hey they also invented a musical log.

I have a jewish last name, and muh family fought against arabs a few centuries back.
hint: because they were joos

But as a culture and ethnic group, Greece has been around for thousands of years (granted it has been evolving and changing as well)

youtube.com/watch?v=ODElE-EEF48

This is like those black people that say Ancient Egypt was black

Actually it is pretty hard to find a Portuguese here.

What's it like in Macao? is it independent from china or is it like Hong Kong?

>howling

timestamp
We want to see your almond eyes before we believe you exist.

we wuz rome too after you guys fucked the empire up

The civil war and reconstruction didn't make the US disappear. The Union was alive just smaller and weaker. But it still existed.

>All these historylets.

Come back when you have history dating back to 3000 bc

Come home Chang.

João and I miss you very much

Latins are dead, you are integrated barbar slave mutts

You mean the Huns? AKA the Turkic people?

I know a girl whose family came here and she's a quarter Portuguese. My friends marrying her.

>His country doesn't have history dating back to B.C.

Your country is newer than the US, sandnig.

>His country doesn't have a stable economy

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights"
Come back when your nation's history began at the beginning of creation

Your people have been shitting in the same streets for 5000 years

Australian history consists of being found by bunch of criminals, and getting our ass whooped by emus.

shut the fuck up you edgelord faggot

>we

I thought you were anglo-saxons n shieeet

I know right?
What a bunch of cucks.
>his country isn't over 2,700 years old

Given that Greek haplotypes remained pretty much the same from city-state Hellenic societies all the way through the Byzantine Empire and considering that Turks didn't really mix with Greeks, yes, they're fairly close to Spartans.

I mean, I knew Sweden has a shitty school system and all, but to think things have gotten this bad. Tut tut.

Are you trying to insult New-Zealand and some Polynesian islands?

>mfw just realized our first dynasty existed 800 years before China's first dynasty

>ossetian subhuman is bullied by slavs

You forgot Dj Khaled

my ancestors have lived in this frozen shithole ever since the last glaciers of the ice age retracted further north

that is 10,000 years ago

>Given that Greek haplotypes remained pretty much the same from city-state Hellenic societies
>t. proud descendant of Archimedes
Shut the fuck up you terrone.

>τ.τριγγερεδ μπυργkερ

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