You wake up in your current location in the year 100. What do you do?

Kill almost all of them with diseases
Modernize the ones who are left
Build civilization
Rape the Spanish when they land
Be worshipped as a God for millenia to come

Cough on natives
Wait

Get raped by Romans

Conquer Australia

We wuz khaganz n shieet

>year 100
>revolution in México
wtf mane

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I would be fucked
charruas were fucking cannibals

Try to speak Latin but be in the wrong continent for that.

Try to reach a Roman outpost.

Fall down to my death.

Tell them to kill all Arabs (Mohamad's grand grand parents in particular) while they still can.

Shit myself.
Go to heaven.
Leave back everything smelling like shit.

Live in a Roman fort city.

First I go north to Canada, build a raft to go to Greenland, then Iceland, and if I'm lucky enough I'll make it to Europe. I introduce Arabic numerals to the Romans and teach them modern mathematics, I tell them another continent exists and I tell them about heliocentrism and universal gravitation and whatever other basic principles of science I can think of, Rome is now the center of science and math in the whole world

Shit I read that 100 years ago, in that case the be raped by natives

rice farming

Fall to my death because I live on the 10th floor.

Get raped by natives, then eaten by wolves.

Unite Germanic people under one flag

RIP

amen

i thought that was a myth

Same I'm in my office on the 27th floor.

are you a muslim?

Try to hunt for food, fail, starve to death.

I enjoy the luxuries of the Narbonensis province

Hope that I can understand vulgar latin.

make friends with romans, become legionaire

savages ITT

*takes a shit in the sleeping place of legionairies.*

Legionairies now sleep in my shit.

make a sushi restaurant

Start building a shelter, collecting firewood, and forage for food. Hope I don't get raped if natives find me.

Instant death

Kill myself

>big city in the roman empire (Bononia)
>mfw

Being tree in ural forest

I would probably die for falling to the ground considering that I currently living in the 4th floor in an apartment building

teach them how to make pizza

fall 8 stories to my death.
thanks, asshole

Suffocate in the vacuum of space.

this man has big plans for humanity i like him

Unless you're born outside of modern England you would be a roman citizen you pleb

praise my roman masters
also building them libraries

Go paint some memes in the nearest cave and create meme-related pottery to confuse future generations and shitposters.

Make the romans a bunch of weebs

dig for gunpowder and build gau-8 out of rock then kill 8 people to get killstreak chopper then steal it and ride into the sunset

Probably get killed and eaten by some curious coons

Either get eaten or make part in an aboriginal orgies. Or both.

I would be in nowhere, because the city i live was founded only in 1200's.
But i would be just a few 30 km from one of the biggest cities the romans built here. So obviously i would go there and see what happens.

s-sorry

die

Get killed instantly by the Wampanoag tribe.

That was fun.