Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week
TOP KEK SLAVSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY slavshit shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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Why would you do that?

>There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity...
Isn't much of Russia already like that tho

this pasta is old as fug user

Norway has an army? When you have UK, France and USA behind back?

Andorra could win you a war. Now close the thread

Oh and Finns tontake the first hit at the front hehe Why do you hate Russia.

Wew

>be norwegian

Norway is a weak pussy faggot country.

Never invented anything of value.

Not even white.

All glory comes from oil.

Pretty much this. They are like blonde jews. kek

Norwegians are the patriotic rednecks of Scandinavia.

Why don't you hate Russia?

>Mongoloids in charge of deciding who is white or not
wew

Americas 51st state, don't fuck with us modafuga

HAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHH

can confirm

sweden, finland and norway against russia, no nato and nukes involved

who would win?

let's assume russians would be the aggressors so the war would take place in finland/sweden/norway

If you dont have the Nato support, Rukis will probably "liberate" you.

Sweden and Finland is not part of nato

Holy shit nigga educate yourself

Thanks senpai

russians, scandis are fags, drops 2 bombs on them and they start protesting for peace

It doesnt matter. Ruskis are still too powerfull for you. Binland would fight the actual Russia not the old one after gommie rise.

winter war amirite?

>snowniggers that without oil would be a shithole moldova tier thinking their shitty army can fight against russia

Yep and funland lost the war....

We will annex your shitty africa tier country if you dont shut the fuck up

Sorry but I think If Russia wants to do something, you just have to get hit either by Norway or Russia.

on paper

so there are niggers in those white battleships.

>Never invented anything of value.
Bitch please.
>mfw non-Nordics and Dutch use actual knife to cut their cheese like a bunch of fucking barbarians.

No, that's the Norwegian Navy

You're delusional, Norway would squash Russia like a grape.

>45 grades in Summer
>Snowniggers dying because of the hight temperature.

We dont even need to fight you back. kek

You had luck to fight against a so weak Russia. If they would have had the actual power, you would be speaking russian.

Makes sense when you have 1000 of Breiviks.

kek this fucking boats against our AEGIS frigates

>1000 of Breiviks
we don't have that many danes in Norway

You mean the ones we bought from you? From our infinite moneybank

>bickering in Europe again

OMG guys stop we already did this twice..
>tfw the atlantic is too small for all your ships and planes

>Spain in charge of not selling their AEGIS navy for the admiral's daily siesta

Pretty sure Norway is Norwegian for "the America of Europe"

Can any Norgebros confirm this?

wut? sure... whatever

Oh, Ahmed, I'm so afraid, stop it!

lol europoors

good pasta tbqh

Bravo!

yeah but you have not one of this

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War
We don't always join. Sometimes we just give ""support""

that's funny coming from you

youtube.com/watch?v=5JyJsbr-wTk

lol

...

> be american
>get cancer and die if have not 200.000 dolars to pay the threatment
>be proud because muhhhhh 12 carriers and 50 destructors

kek

>be Yuro
>be incapable of understanding how insurance works
>maintain a false sense of superiority because of your """free""" healthcare
Bottom shelf kek

>being this mad

>Ramp
Disgusting, scuttle it asap

>Be Spanish
>Get robbed by Catalans and have the money spent towards independence propaganda
>Live with parents until they die
>Work for eight minutes a week and spend every euro on siesta down the street
>siesta is just sitting in a pub and listening to Brits support your country's entire economy by their alcoholism alone
The Spanish Civil War was hilarious by the by

>Fascists and Commies going toe to toe
>Isn't really a war, just wandering around and shooting people who claim to think one way or another
>Anarchists do the heavy lifting for the Commies
>Fascists are propped up by Germany's overwhelming support alone
>Get laughed at by the Portuguese the entire time
Hilarious

pretty much

gun laws?

>Norway
was changed in 1987. Too many hillbillies who couldn't handle the lax gunlaws we had back then

meanwhile, you can't get cancer treatment in spain period.