>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week
TOP KEK SLAVSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY slavshit shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week
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Why would you do that?
>There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity...
Isn't much of Russia already like that tho
this pasta is old as fug user
Norway has an army? When you have UK, France and USA behind back?
Andorra could win you a war. Now close the thread
Oh and Finns tontake the first hit at the front hehe Why do you hate Russia.
Wew
>be norwegian
Norway is a weak pussy faggot country.
Never invented anything of value.
Not even white.
All glory comes from oil.
Pretty much this. They are like blonde jews. kek
Norwegians are the patriotic rednecks of Scandinavia.
Why don't you hate Russia?
>Mongoloids in charge of deciding who is white or not
wew
Americas 51st state, don't fuck with us modafuga
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHH
can confirm
sweden, finland and norway against russia, no nato and nukes involved
who would win?
let's assume russians would be the aggressors so the war would take place in finland/sweden/norway
If you dont have the Nato support, Rukis will probably "liberate" you.
Sweden and Finland is not part of nato
Holy shit nigga educate yourself
Thanks senpai
russians, scandis are fags, drops 2 bombs on them and they start protesting for peace
It doesnt matter. Ruskis are still too powerfull for you. Binland would fight the actual Russia not the old one after gommie rise.
winter war amirite?
>snowniggers that without oil would be a shithole moldova tier thinking their shitty army can fight against russia
Yep and funland lost the war....
We will annex your shitty africa tier country if you dont shut the fuck up
Sorry but I think If Russia wants to do something, you just have to get hit either by Norway or Russia.
on paper
so there are niggers in those white battleships.
>Never invented anything of value.
Bitch please.
>mfw non-Nordics and Dutch use actual knife to cut their cheese like a bunch of fucking barbarians.
No, that's the Norwegian Navy
You're delusional, Norway would squash Russia like a grape.
>45 grades in Summer
>Snowniggers dying because of the hight temperature.
We dont even need to fight you back. kek
You had luck to fight against a so weak Russia. If they would have had the actual power, you would be speaking russian.
Makes sense when you have 1000 of Breiviks.
kek this fucking boats against our AEGIS frigates
>1000 of Breiviks
we don't have that many danes in Norway
You mean the ones we bought from you? From our infinite moneybank
>bickering in Europe again
OMG guys stop we already did this twice..
>tfw the atlantic is too small for all your ships and planes
>Spain in charge of not selling their AEGIS navy for the admiral's daily siesta
Pretty sure Norway is Norwegian for "the America of Europe"
Can any Norgebros confirm this?
wut? sure... whatever
Oh, Ahmed, I'm so afraid, stop it!
lol europoors
good pasta tbqh
Bravo!
yeah but you have not one of this
>en.wikipedia.org
We don't always join. Sometimes we just give ""support""
that's funny coming from you
lol
...
> be american
>get cancer and die if have not 200.000 dolars to pay the threatment
>be proud because muhhhhh 12 carriers and 50 destructors
kek
>be Yuro
>be incapable of understanding how insurance works
>maintain a false sense of superiority because of your """free""" healthcare
Bottom shelf kek
>being this mad
>Ramp
Disgusting, scuttle it asap
>Be Spanish
>Get robbed by Catalans and have the money spent towards independence propaganda
>Live with parents until they die
>Work for eight minutes a week and spend every euro on siesta down the street
>siesta is just sitting in a pub and listening to Brits support your country's entire economy by their alcoholism alone
The Spanish Civil War was hilarious by the by
>Fascists and Commies going toe to toe
>Isn't really a war, just wandering around and shooting people who claim to think one way or another
>Anarchists do the heavy lifting for the Commies
>Fascists are propped up by Germany's overwhelming support alone
>Get laughed at by the Portuguese the entire time
Hilarious
pretty much
gun laws?
>Norway
was changed in 1987. Too many hillbillies who couldn't handle the lax gunlaws we had back then
meanwhile, you can't get cancer treatment in spain period.