ITT: we stand up for Canada

Weed is for DEGENERATES.

come on leaf, you're supposed to be cool with that shit

>minorities

Kek. White man is the minority in major Canadian cities now.

Frankly, I'm not a very big fan of Canada.

canada is literally the worst country on earth.

Canada is pretty shit.

What is up with you people? Shouldn't you be like growing your weed fields in peace, while shooting up infrequent negroes who are trying to trespass? What else do you need besides legal guns and legal drugs? I believe prostitues are also allowed to work in peace?

hi, alberta

thank you, ameribro

>HDI
>not a meaningless measurement
It's OK. All first world countries are OK. Therefore Canada is all first world countries

Wtf I live in Canada now

I literally can't wait to leave, fuck most of this shithole.

You guys don't know how good you have it

I love you snow-bros,

Your hockey teams put ours to shame

>1993

I sure want to move there.

I'd rather find politics boring enough that parilmentary members accidentally elbowing eachother than have to choose between GodHilla and STrumpet.

I like you Canada.

First place I would immigrate too desu

I am NOT a cuck socialist but I kinda want Canada's education and healthcare system tbhqh

Canada is fucking shit I want to live in AAA+++ US city where exciting stuff happens every day

this x100

how the fuck would a 'strong southern border' mean less latinos and blacks

That is comfy looking weather

t. americans on vacation

no i'm in thunder bay actually

i'll thunder your bay big boy

t. cuck

Canadiens are great friendly people. I don't understand why people are so hostile to them.

>Ontario

Figures. Fucking cuCk province

australians are better at it

you're probably from BC. Have fun with the common law marriage bud

>you're probably from BC
Try 3 provinces away.

Dunno why you are fixated on BC so much

i'd have to look at a map to know which one you mean that's how irrelevant you are

>manitoba talking shit

you are literally irrelevant the province. none of the oil and all of the irrelevancy of the west.

Really like canada but the exchange student talking about waiting at bus stops in freezing cold weather every day kinda turned me off a bit to moving there.

toronto is no more colder than chicago or new york. montreal is slightly colder but nice romantic atmosphere and violent frenchies who beat up english speakers in the wrong place.

>God tier
AB
NL
QC

>Good tier
NS
PEI

>Chink tier
BC

>Shit tier
All the rest except ON

>Nigger Muslim Jew tier
ON

Despite all the memes, BC is actually god tier, if you don't go to the Lower East Side of Vancouver

Canada fucking sucks, New Zealand is more equal to Australia than Canada is to an actual country.
Their people are fucking retarded on a multitude of levels. You can fuck your dog but can't fuck sex robots that don't exist yet or your sister. Even though a lot of Canucks do anyway.
Their accent is so goofy it's almost like they're intentionally trying to sound like a cartoon character. Their fucking politic stances are European tier only more disgraceful and embarrassing since they're right next door.
One of their best selling novels of all time is about a woman fucking a bear.

They are a goofy, stupid, annoying fake anglo country. Even though the English are ugly as sin and mentally retarded as well as unable to fight, they're actually a country. Canada is just a joke that's gone on for too long.

This is coming from a Statian.

The only reason your country exists is because you didn't want to pay taxes and so a bunch of people threw a hissyfit.

Fuck you.

That's badass unlike a bunch of Frenchies wandering into the woods and fucking animals for a while

>date a girl in BC
>make a conscious decision to not marry or have children
>break up
>she goes to court
>you have to pay her alimony even though you never married or had kids lol because it's only fair and she is used to a certain standard of living and can't possibly go down a level

what

It is a pity that we do not have such a rich neighbor like the United States. Just fucking Asians who dream to kill all the Russian and take their natural resources.

in BC after two years, you have the same rights as a married couple would. right down to division of assets and alimony

FUCK CHINESE AND MAINLANDERS THOSE FUCKING CHINKS HAVE BEEN COLONIZING CANADA FOR TOO DAMN LONG I WANT THIS TO FUCKING STOP FUCKING TAOIST GOOKS NEED TO GET FUCKING GENOCIDED REEEEEEEEEEE

How will Canada cope with the massive number of US refugees fleeing the next administration?

A wall. And America's gonna pay for it.

usually www.aircannabis.ca or ganjaexpress.

It's the other way around. You Russians turned the Aral Sea into a desert.

JUST

>in BC after two years, you have the same rights as a married couple would. right down to division of assets and alimony
why is BC so cucked?

THESE FUCKING PARASITES MAKE ME WANT OPIUM WAR NUMBER TWO SMELLY PISS SKIN GOOKS

you idiots are right beside each other
thunder bay is barely Ontario

That's why Russia needs to be the rich neighbors.

There is literally no difference between Americans and Canadians

Chinese expulsion when?

Let me guess. You live in Alberta or something.

>friendly people
You're confusing friendly with faggot cucks.
>decent universities
They're feminist safe spaces.
>a high HDI
This isn't going to comfort Canadian basement dwellers.

Bad thread.

Stop being such a hater

>violent frenchies who beat up english speakers in the wrong place.
Is this true or is he memeing?

it's a meme. there's the occasional asshole nationalist but no one really gives a fuck.

i was in quebec city and a waiter told me to get the fuck out because i couldn't read the menu lol

It's true. Lads from Vermont even come up and beat poor defenseless Anglos

Should've cross checked the cunt

>Montreal is slightly colder but nice romantic atmosphere
this

Memeing. Depending on districts or even down to businesses you go in they will either speak French or English. Some people are rude about it, others not, which also depends mostly on the district. Quebecois will tend to be more aggressive obviously because they're in a stronger position, but there's something deeply insulting about someone living here for years and unwilling to speak the regional language.

In the rest of the province tho you will get shit on for not being able to speak French unless you're in the few tourist places.

>NoMeansNo
>Marshall McLuhan
>David Cronenberg

canada is literally BASED

I want to live in post-Brexit England desu

Get me out of here please.

I want to live in America.

Mixed feelings about all the hate Vancouver gets.

On the one hand it'll keep all you fucks out, but on the other, BC is literally the best place on Earth and fuck you all for saying otherwise.

Just cross the border. What's stopping you?

Getting a Visa so I can get a good engineering job.

Just marry an American.

The only person I've ever loved dumped me because he went full christfag after like 3 years together and decided he wasn't gay.

I don't really know how to meet people offline who aren't just walking AIDS magnets.

What's Calgary like?

Seems like Canada only has three cities: Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal.

Alberta is the most Yank-like province in Canada. They're a self-styled Canadian Texas. They're famous for having a Stampede Rodeo thing.

sucks

Alberta is nice and all but Calgary sucks ass. Ugly city, boring as shit.

Of course if you say that here you'll get memed by all the Albertan fags who are actually just from Calgary and not countryside cowboy like they pretend to be.

Non-medical weed isn't legal here at all, it's less enforced than ever but it's still punished, especially if you're growing it. Trudeau wants to change that but apparently there's a lot of barriers, he can't just sign something and magically make it legal. It won't get done in the next year.

Guns aren't easy to get and require jumping through lots of legal hoops, and shittons of paperwork. If you want to protect yourself you might as well just get a knife.

I can't speak about prostitution. It was legal for a while, but Harper passed a bill to change that shortly before leaving office. I don't know what's happened since.

>can't fuck sex robots that don't exist yet
I looked into this years ago, I'm fairly certain all that hype came from some feminist's essay about why it should be illegal, but there's no actual law in place.

If I'm wrong please correct me.

When all is said and done, Canada sucks, but I think it sucks less than most other countries (US and most of Europe included).

The cities are boring (t. Edmontonian), but the mountains and South Alberta are top tier for a road trip or something.

Lived in Calgary my whole life. If you live in the suburbs it's pretty comfy, city parks are quiet and peaceful, most stuff is easy to access. But if you come here as a tourist it'll suck. Most of downtown is ugly and grey, although that's mostly because Albertans don't think spending money on aesthetics is important and would rather spend it on practical things.

Shit man why not just put your hand up and shout, "Could I not have any friends please?" You must be such a boring cunt m8.

Shitty.

>because Albertans don't think spending money on aesthetics is important and would rather spend it on practical things.

This Tbh

There was a big shitstorm in Calgary because they spent money to install a fucking circle next to a road.

A
FUCKING
CIRCLE

Alberta without Albertans would be pretty beautiful. Calgary is ugly as sin and feels greasy as fuck.

Actually wait I take that back I guess people got angry at the city, as said.

That's the problem with you pragmatics. Whenever you actually try to do something that you perceive as aesthetic you fail utterly and en up doing some puke inducing anti human type of shit.

It's like the very concept escapes your understanding. Funnily enough for all the talk about capitalism and muh free markets, you have a lot in common with the commies.

>balls

They're touching, too.

All praises to goal jesus

that' pretty gay bro