Tfw Irish

>tfw Irish
>tfw hate fat asses

Do you fit any stereotypes of your country?

I dropped before high school and am kinda slow I guess. But I know a lot of history and technology shit. My brain just buffers a lot.
I eat McDonalds at least once a week.
I also sometimes talk about Irish heritage and will shitpost in IRA threads in here and Cred Forums and demonize the Brits.

That's about it and I was reaching.

Same lad
Gimme a toned wee arse and a big pair of tits

Yeah I suck off a bunch of black dudes daily.

I put carpet on my wall

I like vodka and I'm a depressive fuck

For what purpose?

That my neighbours don't hear me

I'm sexually repressed and filled with catholic guilt and I live in a cottage in the west of Ireland and spend my time writing poetry and drinking in the pub.

Can't****

You don't want your neighbors to hear when you beat up gay people?

Being Russian.

I dont.

>tfw American
>tfw can't stop fapping to morbidly obese women

I'm fat, not tall, pale as shit, have brown hair

>tfw sexually repressed and catholic because of some potato nigger that came here 170 years ago

Yeah, I get gays in my apartment, and mmm how hard I beat them! I kick their elastic asses, tightly squeeze their big cocks. Ohhh.

I have crooked yellow teeth

>tfw hate fat asses
What? Irish love thick booty more than niggers.

Sounds comfy desu
Show us some of your poetry le do thoil

Maybe Irish-Americans do, generally we're not a fan of fat asses

I'm a lazy fuck who hates going to school.

Then again that's everyone on this site so

No you love thick asses, it's a Celtic thing.

You want a paddy bitch that can support four people standing on her hips and ass cheeks.

>let me tell you about your culture

Sounds like too much ass

Ass is culture