By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part four.
/balt/ + /ausnz/
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FACT: Latvian farmers are the most powerful race in the world
Salmon rushdie
Romanov family had Lithuanian blood.
I identify as a racing tractor.
k?
nicholas more like dicholas lol
*gets stolen by a lithuanian*
haha
>estonia under the new president
*pulls off racing tractor disguise*
the haha is on you my friend! i am actually from international tractor crime squad :DD
*turns into a binkis*
*shits on you*
Not really that bad. But if we would get a new prime, fucking hell I'd be happy. The current one can go back playing with toys.
And KAPO, if you are reading this, you know I'm right and some of you lads are shaking heads with me.
Oh sshidd me too:DDD u busted my undercover opp:DDD
*enters crab stance*
*thrust-kicks directly at your balls*
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*dodges your kicks while doing a little dance*
I shaved my balls and now they keep sticking to my right thigh.
i want to lie down in the grass in a Baltic field but there is no grass here. only concrete. consider yourselves lucky
Ohh my fucking god, shut the fuck up. HUrrrr Estonia has a first WOMAN president, who gives a shit. It can literally be a penguin, but does the president do its job. Cunts are all over the world saying "yeahh progress", but are not looking the bigger picture.
What does gender have to do with a high profile job? what the fuck is wrong with everyone.
Kill the feminist hype already.
considering
I'm in, comrades.
youtube.com
You should've learned from the Julia Gillard antics you SILLY BILLY
She had more power to deal with. Wasn't she mediocre not bad?
Why are Australians s o cool
also im p drunk dont mind me
You get used to it
T. Been shaving them weekly for 6 years
Are you shaving for a reason?
t.no homo
will she let in 1 million refugees?
No, she has a purging policy.
then there is no problem at all.
>mfw slowly and subtly converting people on /his/ to national socialism
can i help, papa
Indeed no problem, but people are looking only the fact, that she is a first woman president of Estonia. What she actually does, nobody cares, but only say "progress".
Fucking viewbots on twitch make me think there's an actual person watching my shit.
Why viewbots? also whatcha playing?
>Lithuanian language no longer banned by Russians
>Lithuanians only use the language to post shit
Really makes you think.
i got this one la
I don't know why they're there, as soon as I start up, it shows there's like 5 people watching even if that's impossible.
I'm playing Pathologic right now and Stalker and other shit, still only learning how this stuff works.
Pathologic, will look into that. Stalker is the best game there is, I love it.
Maybe the viewbots are like youtube views when uploading. At first it's 301, but later it gets precise
Asked a Finn how his country feels about Estonia.
He said Finns would rather have their daughters marry a nigger over a Catholic.
I don't think an actual person has actually looked at my channel. But the viewbots do disappear after a bit.
Lithuanian language was never banned.
It was only banned to do pubilcations in latin alphabet. Cyrillic form of Lithuanian was allowed.
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What would a Baltic Renaissance look like
glorious
>Estonia
>Catholic
right, exactly
why doesn't your country have an installation of virgin mary that people can smash to pieces by kicking it??
cheeki breeki
Pathologic is pretty good if you're into that sort of game. But it can be kind of slow.
It's sort of a survival game where you have to fight a disease and keep people alive in town. First few days nothing major happens and you just get sent around town.
I'm almost at the part where shit gets real.
With a wall
Heathens
I am Russian.
Hello Russian, I'm Karl.
Drink bleach, thanks
Have you had any yet? I wouldn't impose myself unto you in that way.
HDTaneli meemid on parimad meemid
Lithuanian flag looks like vomit
Your vomit must look very strange then. I think you should see a doctor.
See a doctor.
>visiting a doctor
No way, I wanted by army
>Politically, Kaljulaid has defined herself as a liberal conservative – she has spoken in favour of conservative economic policies, but at the same time has liberal views on many social matters, such as LGBT rights and immigration.
Goodbye, Estonia
Reported to FSB.
I'm Chechen. Get ready to sit down on a bottle when I'll finish my service
old news
>I'm Chechen.
churka pls go
Who /virgin and proud here/
do the virgin walk
I'm not really proud. I've completely stopped masturbating and porn for the rest of my life in hopes of getting a gf to cuddle with.
Fuck the KHV life.
Not proud, just sad.
I'm doing this too. Masturbating is difficult to stop but I think I'm done with porn for good.
Who /NEET and proud/ here?
Here
Moscow
Leningrad
Kiev
Tashkent
Minsk
Kharkov
Gorky
Novosibirsk
Sverdlovsk
Tbilisi
Kuybyshev
Dnipropetrovsk
Baku
Omsk
Chelyaninsk
Odessa
Donetzk
Yerevan
Kazan
Perm
Ufa
Alma-Ata
Volgograd
Rostov
25. RIGA
LATVIAN SSR BTFO HOLY SHIT
METROPOLIS MY ASS
Px, veikia
I CAME HERE TO SHINE AND FUCK YOUR BITCHES I WILL SODOMISE YOUR TOYBOYS DZUGASHVILI STAJL
YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhh
NUH NUH NUNUNUUHNUHH NANANANANAAH
been to the doctor. doctor said no medical examination before I'm sick. wtf.
at least they took my blood and urine and made lungs xray. physiotherapist only for money.
thx Taavi.
We Nicholas [blah blah blah] what?
Need help lads. Want to become non-NEET and finance my own small place, start living life. Problem is I live an hour away from Perth in suburbia, where opportunities are hard come by.
Didn't get a trade because I was lied to and told "University will be a much better pathway." Dropped out after a semester and have been NEET ever since, thinking about going back, but three years is a lot of time.
I stack shelves at a supermarket atm but they are barely giving me one shift a week. Will I really have to work like two other shit jobs like McDonalds and Dominos? Should I just suck it up and go to University for three years?
just get through uni, lad
my asshole smells; am i sik?
Literally opened my emails then and just got the offer for the new course I applied for, I'm guessing that's a clear sign to do it. Going to try to put my head down for three years and come out on top
no, youre belgian
no i'm romanian
what are you color blind?
Kosygin was hospitalised in October 1980; during his stay Kosygin wrote a brief letter of resignation; the following day he was deprived of all government protection, communication, and luxury goods he had earned during his political life. Kosygin died alone on 18 December 1980; none of his Politburo colleagues, former aides, or security guards visited him.
I need Australian helps
→
>I ask for more like this on Cred Forums
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB
If I ask it on Cred Forums, I will be banned
So how do I do to have more webms like this ?
by not being a weak cunt
I love those webms, so are Australians who are very trash.
Lithuanians are terrible people.
Discuss.
you should better adjust your screens contrast bro
what like falling over?
All of them? Oh my! We must inform everyone at once!
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ah fuck I am so tired
Triggered.
It's better to be poor than rich
nothing wrong with Lithuanians
hehe, watching Danish porn
do you guys still have high suicide rate?
>blood pressure so high I can feel it pump in my abs
Looks Ukrainian to me.
I just want what's coming to me.
Of course.
Looks Russian to me.
*comes to you then comes on you*
haha thanks
tfw no gf
youtu.be
would love to hear your thoughts on this
If I were triggered would I be composing this newsletter to inform everyone of your discovery?
Post abs
kys fag
No U
Where can I read this newsletter?
Thanks.
all of these
>there are """People""" who got to a gym ITT
Firing up the gas chambers for you faggots
so the baltics are actually minirussians huh
JUNKEEEEEEEEER
>Europe
WOAH
>tfw going to gym in a few hours
feels good
megarussians really
ur small and ugly kys fag
It's going to be sent to everyone. Just check your spam folder.
SHOO SHOO, MERKEL
You still alive?
me on the right
I never used to read comments under articles. My god, they're comedy gold.
ur fuckin small I could take u so easy
me on the left
>why yes I do enjoy paying the jews to work out
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Lithuanian sounds like broken Latvian to me
is it a real language
my gym is free and you're fuckin small ur probably a virgon
kek
why the fuck is your OS in German
yes balts are balto-slavs en.wikipedia.org
he's a nazi
>why yes I do not pay for stuff
hello i have arrived
It's literally the other way around.
>not pirating your gym
where is proofs?
youre delusional
Lithuanian is more archaic which means Latvian diverged and changed more.
Checkmate atheists.
>lithuanian in UK
lmao, he probably looks like this
youtube.com
lithuanian is small af and probably a virgon too
kys fag
>shitpost the same stuff every day
>still get (You)s
share some with us ae
>using my gimmick of calling people virgins
stfu starving dyel youre never gonna make it
>this is what all of our flags will look in a few years
She want's 2 million "estonians"
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Every shitpost about gym is made by me.
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me in the middle
Your country is smaller, has less people and has a weaker military LMAO
come to apartment and i will unlock the trapdoor to roof
we fight with potato sacks and one of us will fall off of the concrete blocks i call home.
then i shout "Teвэeмe ec тeви миилy!".
youre delusional
I could actually knock you out without you even seeing me coming
dyel
wtf?
>balts figting with each other
lmao
You guys are mistaking several poster togethers.
We have at least three foreigners posting under our flag - german, spanish and polish.
КOME AHД ФИГХT, CУКA
all lithuanian posters are polish
>latvian shitposting hours
wew
>user, I heard you talking shit about girls with brown eyes
>Why are you such a bitter virgin?
STFU, Ruskie
Bitch, there wouldn't be "a fight". I'd slap you with my tiny dick across your forehead so hard you'd get a concussion, and would have to piss in a bag for the rest of your life. Now fuck off and don't ever talk to me or my son again.
but i'm a sweet virgin
I have brown eyes
I am Prussian.
I am here and have just been accepted into the course I applied for at University, pls gz
Don't talk to me, ape.
wilno nasze
I am Greek.
what course
He is Greek.
Lietuvos Lenkų Rinkimo Akcija
I am Livonian
What are you gonna do about it, shitskin?
All non Prussians,non Greeks and non Livonians leave this thread.
I am an Anglo
This desu.
I am Greco-Roman
Make me
Data Science
Get in on it before it becomes saturated like Engineering and Computer Science, you've been warned
nah
>tfw esmu kuršu ķoniņš
>tā sajūta ka manī tiešām ir kuršu ķoniņu asinis
tu esi lohs
man arī
vai esi meitene? varam turpināt ķēdi
>tfw centrelink cancelled by youth allowance
This.
nē
>lohs
poland everyone
Really makes you think.
ej dirst mauka
How? Did you stop studying full-time?
fuck off, greek
nice try, cunt
>tfw you're too old to get into museums for half price
>tfw no mo' discounts on train fare
Might as well end myself.
lol
>nobody checks my sick digits
yes
hmmmm
I'm from Gdansk so I guess I'm Prussian.
>greek
I am Ashkenazi Jew.
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Well then what did you expect? Time to get on Jobseeker buddy, and I can say from experience, it's demeaning
DAHNALD
minskas pinskas kurskas kaunas
es zinu kas tu esi
i got an exemption for looking for jobs but they still cancelled it
What's the problem, user?
iš kur žinai iš kur žinai
es nemaz neslēpju
>Visiting brother
>He cooks for us
>Fucking leaves the pelmeni half raw
Does the Tissot look too large for my wrist or am I overthinking?
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lol fag
>Baltid
And where's the problem?
>tfw filtering every image that anime faggot posts
>kurskas
nevar ė get
filter urself
12:54 AM
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Still haven't been able to sleep. Might go get a drink
Over and out
How the fuck?
>get a wok hot with oil
>throw the pelmeni on
>slightly sear
>add tsut-tsut water
>stir and braise til water gone
>make them golden
How the hell is that hard?
fuck off time traveler
autism
>Handmade pelmeni by a sperg
Thats why i never visit him but mom makes me so i can get more gbp
>tfw 6'5.56" tall
i can officially say im 6'6"
Filtered
>but mom makes me
wtf do you live with your mother you fucking fag
i live with my mother
>5.8"
Autism? holy fuck get bent you normie shit. If basic cooking is autism I don't even know how the fuck Lithuania even exists. Latvia should just annex you.
Mother lives with me but it is her appartment
>he doesn't live with his parents
I meant autism to this.
>How the fuck?
do the virgin walk
do the virgin walk
you are a legal midget lol
gonna dislocate my joints so i can reach that 198 cm 6'5.95"
She really enjoyed my sausage.
Who here ketchup and mayo soup?
>Tfw neet
no wonder you're a virgin
Well now I feel like shit. Sorry m8, didn't mean that really.
are you posting MY jokes??
hope you bought a milk and bean
I'm 21. Not even memeing
don't reply to me ever again loser
Are you virgin cus i sure am...
...NOT
>making a stew
>throw chili peppers into hot oil
>cough and cry like a bitch after inhaling fumes
So is ww3 happening or what? Whats the deal here?
>Accidentally get jizz on my hand
>Lick it out of curiosity
>Tastes fucking revolting dont know how u fags do it
i heard russia is gonna annex the baltics
(don't tell anyone i told you)
thanks
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Maybe you need to improve your diet. Mine doesn't taste bad.
Tbh theres a greater chance of me getting a succ from ur mum than that happening
Virgins everyone.
They're so desperate that they eat their own cum.
fucking homo kill yourself
my mum just happens to be mother russia haha
Can i taste yours so i can compare? Just for curiosity no homo
>Nothing wrong with eating your own jizz
>t. Latvia
What did they mean by this?
>virgin
Kek, not for years now
No homo bro
lol mom ordered pizza can't wait for it to arrive I'm fucking starving
Women are gay lol
sent in 30 minutes or less ;)
I will cum in yur ass in 30 min or less if you dont clicc that mf like button
Does it not get old to shitpost the same thing for hours? Are you a fucking virgin or something?
I get paid by government to make fun of virgins.
Who /virgin and NEET/ here?
yes that is me
thanks
regards, gippslandian NEET
Unfortunately I'm just a NET.
Yes.
>user i like you!
>wait youre still a virgin?
>hmm haha okay I gotta go
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>I was saving myself for my one and only husband
my dog is a sensei he starts getting excited like two minutes prior someone even comes to the door
what does he teach
Master's degree in Quantum Physics.
The art of licking your own balls. Basically yoga for dudes.
*banters*
He didn't ask you, stop pretending to be me.
>a fucking cropped australian flag
why is /shit/ so brit
oopsies mates i meant why is brit so /shit/
Hate that one lith fag pretending to be other liths...
BAKA
MHS
HSM
>sitting in room
>clunking noise outside window
>see little orb jumping around
>open window
i made a new friend that day
Just a regular virgin here
>old wooden windows
fucking poor peasant
FUCK i meant why is /brit/ so shit
FUCK
>pelmeni
very slavic of you
ewww, think about all the parasites the bird is carrying with himself.
Congratulations on your soon to have worms in your organism.
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>not plastic window master race
Poorfag lmao
Suck it, nerd. My answer was so much better.
if i get mad i can burn my windows with ease unlike modern city boys
aka fuck you my room is cold
Where is the Australian flag on our flag? I only see our flag on your flag, buddy.
are Birds important
>pelmeni
It's koldūnai, you retarded subhuman
cosy
Good evening, friends.
>having a cropped australian flag as your flag
Lol
more important than my own health since i decided to feed pigeons outside our balcony and let them sit on my arm.
this continued for about a week or two until some baba from the street told me to knock it off because i'm calling all the birds in the region
wrong answer
Birds are very important
ignore old people, they're all dumb
t. young knower
I will demolish Baltic sovereignty
átok
Exquisite post
not as badly as i demolished ur mum haha
NOT SO FAST
*unzips penis*
hello
hi
Hey!
very good agent bond, see Q before you depart
He can't, I already unziped the penis.
Herro
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my boogers smell like multivitamins/omega3
Tfw weeaboos can smell it and are to only ones looking for a relationship with me