ITT: post your country's rival

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I don't even think about your country,

Doitsu desu!

poland

Sweden. But more like a rivalry between brothers.

Shut up convict scum.

Canada

My country is unrivaled.

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Canadians on suicide watch
Will Canada ever recover from this?

OT: UK

Everyone without the cuck stamp.

What if it was temporary? You know it was all a joke.
Please be my friend.

You're going to kill me, aren't you?

US - Russia - China
UK - France - Germany

Crap, we've got nothing

You have China

Poland

>rival
you are our cute wifey

Serbia or slovenia.

Our rival is Sudan

We continually challenge ourselves to fuck it up even more

USA- Russia
Australia- New Zealand
Britain- France and Ireland
Serbia- Croatia

Qatar too small for rivals
gon die