white men only edition
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Holy FUCK that guy is an inbred ugly motherfucker. But I mean he's British so what do you expect amirite
Meowning, lads
go kill yourself you pathetic waste of carbon
gotta catch em all. How many do YOU have.
Shitting myself that the cartel are gonna kill me
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I'm 26
>i'm 10 stone 4 lbs at 5 foot 11 too
>5 foot
6/14
it's not hard to avoid getting killed by cartels, just pay your fucking drug dealer
wat?
fat
autism
at least 9
You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
*forces your head*
>just pay your fucking drug dealer
B-but I don't do any drugs senpai. I have no idea why they want to kill me.
howling
everything but cutting and funeral arrangements. I don't think I'm really depressed though desu hahaha although I think my friends are worried I'll top myself lmao
sounds hot 2bh
t. manlet
Post a good choon lads
Preferably under 100,000 views, this is very important to me
Banter
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someone's gone and riled you runts up something proper today, haven't they
what's gotten into you all?
vote labour
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The quality is a bit off on this video though
not going to rustle me at all that way son
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Which tarantino flick is this from?
HOW'S ABOUT THAT THEN
*zooms past in a lowered holden maloo*
HAHAHA BENDERRRR
*zooms off*
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just realised the uni has movie streaming services with a bunch of great movies lads
fuck ye
>wake up
>still alive
the last three threads have been racist editions and they've all been mine
God tier human being tb h
I had a dream last night where I was going about feeling womens tits
turns out it was my duvet
Just joined the gym, £300 for the year
here you go
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>been outside in the sun all week
>not a hint of sunburn
Feels good to be Cornish lads
bought some millions
Probably won't eat them,I really just wanted to use the dispenser machine.
post legs and willy
Is Diego a popular name in Cornwall mate
I remember this dream
giz us one lad
I doubt the accuracy of this since I'm at 10. How the fuck is possessing means a warning sign though. All you need is something heavy and some water
im a gangsta ass nigga
Nah but Jago is.
Defo nah
More?
alright, but take ONE
m8... he was a nonce.
nice one, cheers
*walks off with the entire tube*
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caboolture
*grabs a fistfull*
>normie twat #5384 or normie twat #5383
don't respond
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not clicking that virus Poleaboo.
forever 21 is fucking shit mate
if you want cheap clothes go to H&M at the very least
bad
*takes one*
thank you user ^-^
kek, this is actually pretty good
Us girls are very picky when it comes to clothes!
Thanks? What about the last two shirts, the green ones?
I'm not Poleaboo, just a girl from Lancs
Guess I can take a look
*forces your head*
hows the meetup coming along poleaboo
report and ignore
goodna
fuck off
>65709539
> Thanks? What about the last two shirts, the green ones?
1. 2 is too ugly.
And they are red, aren't they?
*doesn't reply*
oi, didn't you read the edition? men only
dumb gash
I'm not Poleaboo!
(but I hear she's only after 2/3 pals, she's paying for food/drink afterall)
Fuck off, Aussie scum
The way poleaboo tries to talk like he's a girl and completely fails is astounding
fucking state of him
the @sweden twitter account was given to some gook for the week and all shes doing is tweeting about how racist sweden in and colonialism
>There are people actually considering meeting poleaboo
I bet you all a tenner he intends to blow somethign up or go on a knife rampage with all you as his first victims. baka
>Savile was a member of Mensa
Interesting tb h
I was being ironic!
The first 4 links are red, the last two are green
Thanks for the help!
>he wouldn't cuddle with poleaboo
gay af
WAHEY!
he was extremely clever, as well as being likeable, charismatic and seemingly too funny to be bad
he had to be
>colonialism was all bad
Have to be very stupid to believe this
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Do you love st. Vincent? Oh, of course you do!
>I'm not Poleaboo, just a girl from Lancs
Not this time
This is more of a "last supper" type deal
>Here I'll just use more exclamation marks man
>Former Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd vocalist John Lydon alluded to sordid conduct by Savile, as well as suppression of widely held knowledge about such activity, in an October 1978 interview recorded for BBC Radio 1. Lydon stated: "I'd like to kill Jimmy Savile; I think he's a hypocrite. I bet he's into all kinds of seediness that we all know about, but are not allowed to talk about. I know some rumours." He added: "I bet none of this will be allowed out." As predicted, the comment was edited out by the BBC prior to broadcasting.
Fucking nonces at the Beeb tb h
>I'm a girl I promise :3 !!!! hehe x
>You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
he was a high functioning autistic person
>most animals synthesise their own vitamin C. only a few exceptions exist - which include humans
well isnt that just fucking great.
hi boys xx :3 girl here!! x hehe
he did NOTHING wrong
Poolhall Junkies, Walken speech
hi
I know plenty of girls and none of them use exclamation marks
silly poley
ok so this girl, when she's just with me is super flirty and touchy, when with the others she's so fucking off with me.
fuck off 2bh. such an insult.
am I not mistaken in this being the SV general?
>tfw no chance of making arrangements as lush as her debut
he needs to get the constant tone of passive-aggressiveness in each post, and start calling others 'virgins' more
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About 8 to 10 2bh the criteria can be pretty flexible
That is what girls do tbf
The way England tries to talk like he's a girl and completely fails is astounding
fucking state of him
Polish girl does
>brexit means brexit
Do they really think Labour will win any Tory voters over a BREXIT that will have happened 4 years prior
show us your minge love
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yeah
she lives in hong kong for fuck sake
Why are French cheeses so shite compared to our strong, proud and hard-working British cheese?
>poleaboo's only interaction with a female that isn't his mum is reading the polish girl's private messages, so he thinks copying her specifically will make him appear to be female
howling
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cant think of a single French cheese I routinely buy.
does boursin count?
Do they just give it to anybody ha ha
Might apply 2bqh
why is this
Why do I love Tim so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Tim isn't just the best gimmick in /brit/, he might just be the greatest gimmick of all time. Just imaging him singing on youtube, the sweat on his face, his weak, broken voice cracking. As he buys cheap cider in Bargain Booze, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Grimsby under the the name of "vomit-inducing nasal nightmare." The very nature of Tim is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the anime imageboard, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Tim is filled with such depression, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the world at all is his will to not quite off himself just yet. Tim is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true sweat and desperation. Observe his lifeless smile, his saggy and untrained biceps, his 30%bf physique, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like the eyes of a dead and forgotten halibut. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Tim is not just a gimmick, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds /brit/ together. Without Tim, the entire general, the entire world of /brit/ as we know it crumbles. Porridgelad would go soft without Darkstar, Craven would relocate to a council estate, and the JFs would invade without his frosty gaze. These are just a few of the reasons why I like Tim so much.
>howling
>Cnadians trying to imitate British banter
Stick to sexually violating igloos, virgin boy
Also, she did leave some posts on my blog and I could tell it was her as she didn't write as eloquently as a Cred Forums user
Because they're weak and spineless, like the people of France
Well it's been nice knowing you lads but they have pulled up outside. I just have to accept my fate.
when is tim getting evicted again
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ok x :3
oh, that's easy
she wants to give the impression you're accessible so that she can see how desirable you are to others
they have subtle flavours and are best suited to inclusion in recipes as opposed to cheddar in a sandwich
Sounds poncey enough to be French. I would also accept laughing cow cheese
t. International cheese police
>she did leave some posts on my blog
>I could tell it was her
it actually believes she knows about its blog
heheheheheheheheh
@65709955
>also
shrieking
Because ypu are murrica light regarding knowledge of other cultures.
>tfw your corner of southern germany has all the right culinary influences from austrian,swiss,italian,french and even a bit dutch stuff.
Admittedly, the dutchies and north-west germans are food wise rather close to you anglos.
he's already moved into his new flat
Hes not getting evicted. Hes moving to high wycombe (or something) which is really close to Marlow i think. Hes supposed to be without internet for a few weeks he said. i wonder if the next saga will feature any new Antagonists
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holy fucking shit lel, seriously?
honestly la' i've been flirting with other girls for the fun of it in front of her to show my chadness.
top kek i'm doing so well.
cheers p :)
That's part of the reason I was arrested
But yeah, it's been confirmed she posts on there
Her first known ones were around the time of the McDonalds sacking when she tried to deflect blame
nice propaganda corbyn, this is bullshite
What do I search to get more?
>i wonder if the next saga will feature any new Antagonists
Really not sure who can step into The Dentist's shoes desu
>honestly la' i've been flirting with other girls for the fun of it in front of her to show my chadness.
oh no, girl
You got it backwards, it's also a test to see if you'll fool around if she keeps you on a long leash
The girls are supposed to come to you and you're then supposed to knock them back
I thought they gave it to people from that country but apparently not
the @ireland had a nigger from England a few weeks ago
Should've cancelled the series after the silent singer arc
>white men only edition
Sounds a bit gay tbqh.
business idea: say you'll attend his gay little meet but dont actually turn up
Manchester all over again.
will be hilarious.
maybe then he'll realise literally no one likes him or wants him here.
>Brexit means Brexit
why yes, that's precisely what it means, actually.
doing an impression of a northerner
'ayup mukka'
How do you find out who called you when they used a private number?
Imagine the banter if we got hold of the @ireland account ha ha
another idea: we sacrifice 1 person to show up, but hide in a bush and record him
11/14
I feel bad for are tim
hes lost his marbles
i would love to poleaboo 2bh
don't think she'd want to meet me though :(
Some /britfeel/ lads, my real friends, will be attending
you don't
give me your number and i can find out for you.
tbf I can't see anything wrong with being a chad around her.
it boosts my social status and makes her want something she can't have.
>tfw i said i would meet him at the starbucks thinking he was trying to ruse me too
Felt a bit mean at the time
i'd love to attend mon, but i aint got scrilla to be going all the way up to manny ngl
I have a hotel room booked
*tilts head suggestively*
I'd consider meeting Amir, just not in fucking Aberdeen.
see
*describes physical action between asterixes*
people walking past since it's on the ground floor
more
The meetup is in Aberdeen but I guess that's even further for you
same
but then there'd be a 190cm good looking welsh guy there and it'd be obvious who I was.
like this slag picture very much
Could do something in Manchester at some point
But it's Aberdeen, just so you guys have something to entertain you in case I turn out to be a disappointment
>German cuisine
Things that don't exist: The post
'When a man in the beginning of his life is ignorant of everything, he has no scruples, finds no obstacles, no inhibitions. But after a while he starts to learn, and becomes timid, cautious, and begins to feel something choking in his mind, which prevents him from going ahead as he used to before he had any learning. Learning is needed, but the point is not to become its slave. You must be its master, so that you can use it when you want it'.
Yagyu Munemori (1571-1646)
>aberdeen
JUST
ye lowe that
You reckon those lads who mugged off Kim Kardashian will ever be caught?
>people are actually going to this meetup
fyi: poleaboo is a scammer and will use information gathered at the meetup to steal your identity
BIGMOUTH
LA DA DA DAAA
>ywn never meet the 190cm Welsh qt
just treat dem man like private caller
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oh its exist it consists of:
shit-tier sausages
potatoes covered in vinegar
sauerkraut
thats it
wow really?
*walks towards you*
i think someone needs to send all of his posts about phishing to aberdeen uni
>Pakipoo schedules his meetup in Aberdeen so that people drop money on an expensive train ticket so they get maximally stung when he doesn't show up
Obvious revenge for the previous """"meetup"""" where he was the only gimp who fell for it.
Where my /southwest/ beyz at?
Let's have a real meetup and show those autists up north
@65710059
Imagine being this delusional
Devilish.
I've got all mine from
but you could try searching yourself, she's nana from afterschool/orange caramel
also imnana914.com
Me
(won't be meeting you)
it will unironically be good fun
whereabouts is it though
feel really bad for poleaboo
wish he didnt get himself in trouble and had got his degree
not much hope for him these days :(
lol no one is going to go mate
the same people who rused him last time are doing the same thing this time. he's a brain damaged monster who cant communicate properly with humans so can't figure it out.
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>tfw south east
Imagine being short...
smH
Scottish meetup when
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What happened to those lad(s) who liked anime and used to go on £4,000 holidays to Japan and stuff? Do they still exist?
We're meeting up at 1:30pm at the train station (post on /brit/ to find each other)
or you can meetup at 2:30pm at the uni
when bagheads fly
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creasing
who thinks this is a good idea?
howling
how can people even be this unaware
Me in the black
>mentally ill meetup is in Scotland
Why are the Scottish so autistic?
unfortunately not
both of these girls are my gf
I don't need to work this hard to scam you lil' bitches
I'll post a letter when it arrives saying the misconduct hearing is on the 12th
would just meetup and talk about random stuff over a beer
Getting that degree next year or the one after
unironically thinking of saving this image
my condolences
Am I autistic too, Papa?
aye wed jus met uerp en turlk bout haveny ye eny gut randum stufff ah gowen on
What is a degree going to do for you?
You're mentally ill
i am pro anime /brit/ as a non weeb
the autism is funny
pseudonormies just argue all the time
train and grime posting is fine too
yea mate
It'll make mummy and daddy happy, I can say "It's not my fault, I got a degree just like you wanted, too bad there are no jobs out there and you paki cunts have no connections!"
>Taking Romantic advice from Poleaboo
>i am pro anime
>grime posting is fine too
really gets the neurons firing
>implying you'll be allowed back
>going to a meetup run by poleaboo
Sorry to break it to you mate but this meetup is going to be autistic af
No you're just fat and stupid
H&M doesn't have a good or wide selection of check shirts
dindu nuffin (significant)
gf just sent me this
VP debate tonight, lads
any1 got pics of poleaboo? bout to do a wank
i WILL be there to photograph from a distance those who go to the aberdeen meetup. You have been warned runts
>staying up all night over you can be a jerk sometimes
Jesus, how thin skinned are these people?
>Sorry to break it to you mate but this meetup is going to be autistic af
Guess a normiebook meetup would be more up your street
Student Union organising anything?
>taking photos of nothing
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enjoy seeing this toad
>Manchester
Don't believe you
>Do you ever get moods where u want to cry cause that's me rn.
>I had to go home idk what's wrong with me
fuck
fit x
saved
>reverse image search
>Best guess for this image: female
really gets the noggin chuggin
is everyone in wales a manlet or something? 190cm wouldnt even stick out over here
i ONLY want to metapost about Cred Forums
delete Cred Forums
reddit
underage
Cred Forums is for newfags
aw yes, I'm a normalfag for calling something autistic. Enjoy your meetup user I'm sure you'll make lots of friends who are just like you :^)
Anyone ever tried home-brewing their own ales lads? Is it easy? Decided it could be my new gimmick desu.
>those hands
howling
New gimmick: rockposting
>10/04/16 New board for Cred Forums Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
ah yes. what we needed was to be more like reddit
no face pics?
>those man hands
/britvip/ when
TUMBLING DOWN
Looks like the uni letter arrived but no one fucking told me about it until now
Tim is a narcissist twat
Cred Forums gold accounts aren't a meme any more
Hiroshima needs more money
More Reddit = more shekels
Don't agree with it but what more can we do
>delete Cred Forums
Why do r*ddit cunts think it's 'taking over'
Cred Forums as standard has always been at least slightly racist
grinds my noggin this
NEW
it's always weird seeing your posts in the background of someone's picture. it's a nice reminder that you lads are actual people sitting in front of a computer just like me x
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Here's the letter from the uni
shitskin
>a containment board for the kind of autistic shut-ins who would buy a pass
Beautiful
fan of this iih
had an absolutely lethal spray of fucking diarrhoea out of my hole there, the entire house stinks of pure shite now, not even joking
Felt it coming on and had to sprint to the toilet and spread my cheeks, the noise that emitted from my Arse was fucking thunderous, it was like it was screaming telling me something
This lasted for about 30 seconds of straight noise then I had to bend over in the toilet seat a wee bit to make the colon more compact and more muddy shite leaked out of my rectum
So it begins.
more like white "GAY" edition
I'm on my phone actually
good lol don't want the runts pooing up my board
FOPP
looks like a shit school anyway
so can non flag runts read /vip/ but just can't post?
wonder if they have evidence
branston pickle with red cheddar is the shit lads
>robert gordon university
Sounds like a meme university desu
>VIP board is solely comprised of weebs
Really makes me think
>come back after being away for a month
>ribena still doing his crossdressing gimmick
Shit gimmick lad
who puts make up on their legs?
it just looks creepy
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oh, ok.
Weebs are 4chans core
>2 women conducting the hearing
no evidence needed. he's dust.
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2bh i only browsed Cred Forums up until 2009 so not too sure how edgy the other boards were, but most specific interest boards seem like they have more racist and nationalist themed threads and comments. seems like it's an alt-right themed as much as an anime themed board
>the so-called 'alt-right'
>buying a Cred Forums pass is giving up on ever leaving this place
>becoming a weeb is giving up on ever leading some semblence of a normal life
two go hand in hand desu
*buys a pass for me and all my ausbros*
*we end up raping the entire board*
Cred Forums pass britposters confirmed for millionaire rich cunts who are probably tories as well because only rich cunts are tories RRRREEEEEEEEEE
sorry didn't realise you were an animeposting
wish you could join us desu
Literally all special snowflakes and the weird kid in your class at school
where did everything go so wrong with Cred Forums?
WHO MADE karen cry? I'll fucking fight you
i'll never buy a pass
>this board is actually real
Two of them are the same people who suspended me
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think it became unsalvagable with gamergate and the fappening
like it was shit before that but with hard work it could be saved but now nothing can save it
/r/Cred Forums is all Cred Forums and /fit/ and Cred Forums
cunts like them will be lined up on the wall during the revolution, don't worry la'
aussies get an undeserved bad rap desu
think other nations just cant handle banter
Cred Forums has been "past the point of no return" ever since i came here 6 years ago
What are you in trouble for my brown friend????
Karen
hiro's jewish scheme is very impressive desu
got to give it to him
oh are you fucking kidding me
fuckin hell how new are you?
you sick bastard
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shut the fuck up you thick twat
Having a nice cup of Nestle Chococino lads
>revolution
alri lefty dolescum tripfag fairy poof
>tfw this could actually happen in a month or two
>first general on /vip/ is /brit/
really makes you think
>t. indoctrinated leftist
>not knowing the chronicles of poleaboo
newnormie get ouuuuuuut
NEU
joonas
this fucking site is going to hell in a hand basket
edit: Thanks for the gold™!!!
>suspended from university for 18 months
>finally get my misconduct/disciplinary hearing after my 12 month long bail expired without me being charged or indicted
Any advice?
If you're wondering, I got arrested for posting facebook pics of some girls from my university on /r9k/ alongside derogatory remarks and some shit on my blog, got suspended from uni pending the outcome of criminal proceedings, 6 months later I plead guilty because my solicitor was shit and paid a 300 bong fine
A couple of weeks later I was arrested again for allegedly posting veiled indirect threats on /r9k/ about the same girls
They didn't have enough evidence so I was placed on bail
Uni suspended me again
The bail expired
and here I am
I'm not some sad act who spends every single waking moment on /brit/ la please forgive me
fuckk off then
fuck off yank
@65710619
would love to see you call your dad a paki cunt
right before he kicks the paki shit out of you
fine.
I know OF poleaboo at most but I'm not an avid follower of his shenanigans
yeh you either dont post here or you're here every waking money.
fantastic strawman post you clueless newcunt idiot.
>good things come in pink boxes
Is the double entendre intended?
the phrase 'going postal'
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why not?
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driving myself mental thinking about my loneliness
>it's a questionable age slagposting episode
watching sleepy hollow, just off work
Great movie
sometimes I want to cry about the girl I like.
I need to chad myself out and stop caring.
>WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING MY TRANNY OBSESSION RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fookin 'ell calm yer tits luv
I will not support this which is taking Cred Forums into the reddit direction
what's $15 in english munney?
Thought you are tall and handsome lad?
£11.77
wind your neck in you triggered pillock. lurk more before making a fool of yourself next time.
>.jpg large.jpg
questionable age slags best slags
yeah but she's pretty and funny.
If you wear shoes that are remotely like this in 2016 you're basic as fuck and a confirmed mindless drone with a crusty pineal.
wow, that's like all the janny salaries combined x ∞
English and Welsh money: the real deal
Scottish and Northern Dirish money: a cheap imitation
nonce
>you're basic
fuck off you yank nignog cretin
fuck off , nerd
thanks for the announcement
>caring about fashion
you're in no position to talking about crusty pineals fam
COMEDY.
GOLD.
>admitting it
bit risky there lad
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Fuck lad it was a perfectly innocent question it's no my fault you're a touchy cunt cus something crawled up yer arse and fuckin died there
i like the questionable age slags in my local area
what area do you prefer?
t. not gchq
t. wears cargo shorts and Karrimor trainers
Not sure why you insist on trying to use this character fa󠇦m. It shows up on everyone else' devices and browsers and makes you look like an idiot.
>Not sure why you insist on trying to use this character fa󠇦m. It shows up on everyone else' devices and browsers and makes you look like an idiot.
I wear black tshirts with dark blue denim jeans and my shoes are my work boots since they're comfy
a man with a great mind such as myself does not concern himself with the trivialities of fashion
When I saw Da Vinci's picture with a human in a square, I offered my friend to replicate it.
We stripped naked, he lay down on me, we have stretched hands, and so we were laying.
And then our parents came and saw us.
I don't remember what happened next.
not mine
t. jelly of my knowledge of secret characters
only on apple runts
i quite like that
fam
i wear all black with a turtle neck
it's very striking
new
not even going to bother with that thread
the janny will delete it as soon as he finds it
dont know about ales but i brewed booze out of yeast + water + sugar was strong shit
shame that it was like drinking a yeast infection it was slimey and looked like piss
i drank my own piss and it tasted better than that
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absolutely desperate for a fat shit but I'm half way through my din dins
what do lads?
please respond quickly, I'm touching cloth here
very angry now
hating on leafs= newfag cancer
go for a poo you melt
dinner's going to get cold though